Whole thing feels like some cursed crossover fanfic that escaped from a 2009 forum and somehow learned how to push your buttons better than half the new stuff on F95. You open it thinking “ok, cheap Bulma fapbait, whatever”, and five clicks later you’re arguing with yourself if this counts as a “dress up game” or just bullying her clothes off until she’s basically cosplay roadkill. The UI is simple in that old Flash way, like those shady hentai banners that used to lag your whole browser, but here it kinda works. You poke one side of the screen, her top pops, boobs jump like they’re trying to defect from her body, poke another and suddenly you’re in full-on blowjob mode with zero transition, like the game just assumes, correctly, that your brain doesn’t care about context at this point.

The best part is how low effort the “story” pretends to be, while still adding just enough flavor. It’s not trying to act like a full Dragon Ball Z episode or some deep Fairy Tail crossover nonsense. No flying tree frog bullshit dropping from Namek skies to deliver a speech. Just Bulma, looking way more stacked than any canon scene, ready to switch from stroking your cock to riding it in doggystyle with like, two clicks. One second she’s on her knees, mouth open, spit and cum dripping like a bad sex tape ripped from XVideos, next second you flip to pussy penetration and it’s all about slamming that big cock in until she’s getting filled like some pervy fan’s decade-old fantasy. Facial? Sure. Creampie? Also there. Breast expansion? They quietly push her chest size just over the line where it starts to look slightly cursed, but in that “I’m not closing the tab though” way. And yeah, positions feel a bit limited, but the speed from one state to another is stupidly hot, like having a remote control to skip straight to the good parts without any fake romance scenes.

I kinda love how unapologetically trashy it is. No fake “relationship points”, no stupid Warcraft parody sidequest, nobody cares about power levels or Kamehameha logic, you’re just cycling options to see exactly how ruined Bulma can look by the end. You can mess with her top, stare at her nipples bouncing like they’re physics bugs, then go straight for pussy teasing before shoving it in hard, watch her take it again and again, then decide if you want cum dripping out of her or plastered all over her face. It’s like someone boiled every Bulma hentai tag into one small horny soup and forgot to add anything wholesome. Also, small thing, the audio clicks weird at one point and now my brain expects it every time, which pisses me off more than it should. But the moment when you time the final thrust, hit that cum option, and she’s just covered, eyes half gone, like she accidentally wandered into the wrong studio and signed the wrong contract, yeah. That sticks. For all the jank, it scratches that “I shouldn’t be enjoying this this much” itch in a way more polished games somehow keep missing.

Right, so this thing. Miley Cyrus porn parody, and it's exactly the kind of janky browser game you'd expect from a site buried twelve pages deep in a sketchy search. The whole premise is a limo, a cop uniform, and Miley's "real life behind the scenes." Sure, Jan. The dress-up part is where I got stuck for an embarrassing amount of time, clicking through like three outfit variations that barely change anything, just swapping a top that's already half off. The uniform stays on, mostly, which feels like a missed opportunity but whatever.

The actual scene is so aggressively unpolished it circles back to being funny. The limo interior looks like a grey box someone drew windows on, and the cop character model has this dead eyed stare that never changes, even when things get, uh, explicit. And they do get explicit. You've got your standard click to advance through anal and a creampie finish, no real animation to speak of, just static poses that shift. The sound, if you can call it that, is a single looping wet noise that doesn't sync up with anything. I ended up muting it and playing Wrecking Ball in another tab for my own sanity, which honestly improved the whole experience tenfold.

There's no game here, not really. It's a sequence of images with a progress bar. The celebrity parody angle is so thin, it's just a blonde wig on a generic model. I kept expecting some bizarre twist, like the police officer pulling out a ticket for public indecency, but nope. Just straight to the point. The whole thing feels like it was made in an afternoon, and I'm not even mad about it. It's so far from sexy it's become something else entirely, a weird little time capsule of internet smut that doesn't try to be anything more than a fap aid with a famous name slapped on. The creampie shot at the end is just... there. A pixelated mess that had me squinting. I think I spent more time trying to figure out the dress-up menu logic than anything else, and I still don't get it.