Ellie in this one feels like that girl in your class who pretends she’s stressed about exams, highlighters all over the desk, browser full of Wikipedia tabs, but secretly she’s just waiting for her guy to show up and ruin all her good intentions. The game doesn’t even try to pretend otherwise. It starts like a normal “I should be studying” moment and then he walks in, and from there it’s just horny brain taking full control. I was half expecting some build up with choices and textbooks and “should I really skip revision,” but nah, he’s got one thing in mind, and her body language says yeah, same. Her shoulders drop when she hears him, like she’s annoyed at herself for being happy, and then she kind of fidgets in place, like she already feels him before he even touches her. As someone who spends way too much time reading micro movements and small tells in videos on VLC and obsessively pausing, this hit me right away: she’s shy and absolutely not shy at the same time.

What I liked most is how her animations talk more than her mouth. When he comes up behind her at the desk, you see that little hesitation, like she wants to keep the pencil in her hand as excuse, but her hips already tilt back, angled just enough like she’s done this “just a quick break” thing before. When she bends over the desk, her feet adjust on the floor, she goes on her toes for a second, then settles, like she’s bracing for how big he is. It’s not overly smooth, a bit rough sometimes, like frames skip the perfect in‑between, but that actually makes it feel more raw, less porn studio and more horny couple that forgot the world exists. Her back arch is very telling: the more he pushes in, the deeper the curve gets, then you see little tremors in her thighs that say she’s not just “roleplaying student,” she’s fucking gone. At one point she tries to look back at him over her shoulder and her lips part, not into some big exaggerated O, but this small pained smile like “fuck, I’m supposed to care about exams.” And yeah, there’s that huge cock they clearly want you to focus on, and you will, because it looks almost too big for her, you see that stretch, but the nice part is how her body fights between tension and need. The desk isn’t just prop, you see it shake, her hands spread on the surface, fingers curl, then flatten again like she’s grounding herself to not just totally lose it. It’s short, like a quickie before class, and kind of stupid in a good way: textbooks, serious subject, young girl trying to be responsible, then she willingly lets all that go and takes him all the way inside like that was her real homework the whole time. I would complain that it ends just when her rhythm starts matching his and her ass starts pushing back to meet the thrusts, but I’m still thinking about that first little flinch when his tip finally slides in and her knees almost give out. That one second tells more about her than any dialogue box could.

Sexverse feels like someone smashed together half of my Steam library, a pornhub search history, and a shitpost thread on Reddit, then somehow it started working as a real game. You boot it up and suddenly you’re in this messed up multiverse where one minute you are flirting with a very not-licensed version of Judy Alvarez in a neon Cyberpunk alley, next moment you’re watching a fake Lara Croft argue with a horny merchant about “extra services” for access to a tomb. The tone jumps around in a fun way: sometimes it’s kind of goofy parody, sometimes it’s straight up filthy, sometimes it’s accidentally emotional when you’re talking to a girl who looks suspiciously like Ellie Williams but older and actually allowed to fuck. I liked how they don’t pretend it’s subtle. There is a whole scene where a “Panam” stand‑in asks if you are looking at her engine or her ass, and the camera obviously knows the answer.

The queer side of it is all over the place, which to me is kinda the charm and kinda a headache. On one hand, there are more women fucking women here than in most mainstream games combined. You can seduce a not‑really‑Aloy, argue with a Margaery‑type queen while your eyes keep dropping to her cleavage, then end up on your knees between her thighs after she “wins” the argument. There is lesbian stuff that is actually caring, like slow french kissing and soft touching before the pussy eating starts, and then suddenly you’re getting this hard pivot where the same character is doing an almost comical aggressive anilingus scene with a strapped‑up “Kassandra” who will absolutely choke you if you complain. Trans or nonbinary presence though? Pretty much zero, unless you just headcanon some of the more androgynous girls. As a LGBTQ+ rep nerd, I kept waiting for at least one clearly trans companion, maybe someone in a Mass Effect‑style party line‑up, but the game is way happier just recycling famous cis ladies with bigger tits. Still, I can’t lie, the scene where a Miranda‑like officer makes you strip in an interrogation room and then gives you a handjob while a hidden voyeur camera records everything? That stuck in my brain way longer than it should.

What cracked me up is how they play with your fandom memories and then twist them into porn logic. You walk through a foggy street that is totally Silent Hill, expecting a jump scare, and instead you find a Heather‑style girl leaning against a wall, chain smoking, asking if you are “brave enough” to taste her after she’s been walking around in the mist for hours. It sounds gross, but in context it’s weirdly hot. Another time you’re in a fake Baldur’s Gate 3 camp, and Lae’zel’s clone is arguing with a Shadowheart clone over who gets to “train” the protagonist tonight, and the “training” is basically competing blowjobs while you just lie there like some lucky bastard. The game lets you be male or female, which is nice, but the writing secretly favors you playing as a girl; a female protagonist going down on Lizzy Wizzy in a backstage dressing room while Panam watches, touching herself in the mirror reflection, hits way harder than any of the generic straight anal scenes. There is NTR stuff too, tucked in like a bad joke: I watched a Sansalike try to act all innocent while her “husband” gets cucked by a tall Lady Dimitrescu parody who casually uses his wife’s face as a seat. Honestly, the foot fetish bits with Cersei and Daenerys clones went on forever, toes in mouth, heels on your chest, all that, and I kind of hated that I remembered every small detail of the painted nails but not the actual plot of that route. It’s messy, horny fanfiction turned into a sandbox, and it doesn’t even pretend to be fair or inclusive to everyone, but when a not‑Liara T’Soni floats you in the air with biotic powers just to eat you out at eye level, I stop caring about structure or pacing and just let the weirdness win.

Game feels like someone grabbed The Last of Us, got horny, got lazy, then said “ok good enough” and hit upload. And somehow it kinda works. You drop into this janky post apoc world, everything fucked, ruins everywhere, and in the middle of it there’s this skinny teen-looking girl clearly “Ellie but not Ellie, pls don’t sue”. She’s got that mix of fake innocence and “yeah I know exactly what I’m doing” energy. Visual novel style, you clicking through scenes, picking dialog, trying to act like you care about survival while you’re obviously just trying to get her clothes off. Whole thing feels like a very horny fanfic that discovered choices. One moment she’s talking about how the world ended, next moment you’re deciding if you comfort her or push it into something way less pure. Both options horny anyway, just different flavor.

What I liked is how some choices pretend to be deep, like “are you gentle or are you rough”, but the game fully knows why you’re here. You tell her to rest by the fire, suddenly she starts opening up, gets close, legs half open, shorts riding up, that “oops I didn’t notice” bullshit. You offer to check her wounds and yeah, it turns into touching way more than wounds real fast. She’s skinny, small frame, the kind of model that looks like she’d snap in half, and the dialog keeps pushing that mix of “fragile” and “we’re alone, anything can happen”. It’s a little fucked, very on purpose. Some scenes hit that nice slow burn: she’s scared, clinging to you in some ruined building while clickers or whatever off-brand monsters scream outside, and you’re there basically thinking with your dick while pretending to be a hero. Then suddenly there’s a choice to kiss her, or just “stay close”. Both turn sexual, obviously. Not subtle at all.

What annoyed me is sometimes it goes from decent tension to “ok we get it, she begs now” too fast. Like you’re in this cool survival mood, talking about food, about moving to the next safe place, and in two clicks she’s wet and needy and calling you out for staring at her ass. Which is hot, sure, but I kinda wanted more slow teasing. The parody part is funny though, small jokes about smuggling, about spores and masks, about how condoms are apparently rarer than bullets. There’s this scene where she pretends the gun is jammed just so she can push your hands on her hips from behind and ask you to “guide” her. That shit stuck in my brain. Also, the way some CGs focus on tiny details like her underwear straps cutting into her pale skin, bruises from travel, dirt on her knees while she’s on the floor in front of you, that mix of rough world and soft body is dirty as fuck. Story feels half-sloppy, half surprisingly emotional, like the writer wanted hentai but accidentally wrote feelings. Then ignored them and added more blowjobs in abandoned houses. Honestly, it’s a messy horny tribute to Ellie that leans hard into the teen, post apocalypse, survival tension, and just lets you corrupt her at your own pace. Or at no pace at all, since you can push her way too fast and the game just shrugs and goes “yeah ok, she’s into it now”.

First reaction when I saw this thing: “oh wow, they’re really doing *that* with those two.” It’s basically the filthy crossover you joke about on Discord but nobody actually makes, except here someone did and then got obsessed with socks. Hardcore, sweaty, stomp-on-your-face kind of obsessed. You’ve got this nameless dude that’s basically the king of degenerates, pulling Lara Croft and Ellie into his own private trashy universe, and he treats them less like legendary heroines and more like toys he picked up from some broken Steam sale. It doesn’t even pretend to be romantic. He’s in charge, they’re his, and the game never apologizes for that. If you want soft feelings and kissing, this thing just flips you off and shoves a dirty sock in your mouth instead.

The vibe is like you took classic Tomb Raider and The Last of Us, put them through a porn forum filter, and removed any sense of “canon respect”. Lara is here, sure, but she’s stripped down to her most basic fantasy: perfect body, pride still in her eyes, and then the guy crushes that pride with rough sex and humiliation. One minute he’s ramming her from behind, hands on her waist, making her arch like she’s about to break, next moment he’s shoving her used sock into her own mouth while fucking her harder. It actually feels more brutal when she still acts like Lara for a second, trying to be tough, then the dude grabs her ankle, forces a footjob out of her like it’s nothing special, and just uses her like a stress toy. I kinda love how wrong it feels. I also kinda hate it. Depends on my mood. Sometimes I’m like “yes, queen, suffer more,” sometimes I’m just staring thinking, “bro, let her raid tombs in peace.”

Then Ellie shows up and the game just goes full “no gods, no rules.” She doesn’t act like game-Ellie at all, which honestly is good or we’d all go straight to jail. Here she’s more like this bratty slave who thinks she can talk back until he has her pinned in missionary, legs folded up, socks half pulled off, and he’s slamming into her while teasing her for how fast she’s getting wet. The whole domination thing is super in-your-face: he gropes without asking, pushes their faces into the mattress, drags their bodies around, uses their feet like handles. There’s vaginal and anal going on, but the camera keeps returning to the socks, the soles, the toes pressing into his cock, so if you don’t care about feet you’ll probably scream at your monitor. He even uses their socks as little reward/punishment tools, like “you did good, now rub me with those filthy things” or “open your mouth, taste your own sweat.” It’s gross, it’s hot, it’s stupid, it’s kind of perfect for that one very specific brainworm. I kept getting stuck just replaying the moment where Lara is forced to jerk him off with her feet while Ellie watches, cheeks red, pretending she’s not turned on, and then he drags Ellie in too and makes them both work like a team project nobody asked for. Also the socks don’t match. That pissed me off for some reason and I never got over it.