This thing feels like somebody smashed their horny fanfic folder together with a therapy session and then forgot to take out the weird parts. You start off thinking “ok, cute little parody, I’ll see some bootleg Disney princess tits and bounce,” but it keeps poking at your brain and your dick at the same time. One scene it’s you getting milked by this smug princess who treats you like a toy, next scene you’re the one putting a collar on her and making her say “please” while she’s drooling around your cock. It keeps switching who’s in charge. Sometimes it’s female dom with real humiliation, like she’s calling you “pathetic” while jerking you off with two fingers and laughing when you cum too fast, and then suddenly you’re choking her on your dick and she’s got that stupid ahegao face like she just lost all brain cells. I kinda hate how well that works on me.

There’s this short Jasmine story where she’s basically a spoiled brat princess with a magic toy shop hidden in the palace. It sounds silly, and it is, but they lean into it so hard it becomes hot. She “tests” the toys on slaves, on herself, on monster girls she bought for fun, whatever. One moment she’s lazily stroking your cock with her foot while bargaining over the price of a cursed dildo, the next she’s on all fours getting her ass stretched by a magical plug that won’t stop vibrating unless you spank her and say the right words. The game doesn’t pretend any of this is wholesome. There’s anal, oral, rough groping, proper *** scenes where consent is not even in the same room, group sex with guards using her like a fuck sleeve and then finishing with a creampie somewhere it clearly should not go. And then they’ll sneak in this stupidly emotional line like “you’re the first person who looked at me like I’m not just royal flesh” and I’m sitting there, pants down, suddenly feeling weirdly sad. I actually paused one time and opened Twitter, then came back five minutes later and still felt bad for this fictional cum dumpster princess.

The lesbian threads are where it got under my skin in a different way. There’s one with a monster girl who starts as her pet and kind of turns into her owner. At first it’s Jasmine using her tongue like a tool, riding her face, slapping her boobs to make them leak, treating the lactation like she’s just checking a wine bottle. Then flips around and the monster girl makes her kneel, hands tied, while she edges Jasmine with toys over and over, forces her to lick her own milk off a collar, calls her “good slave princess.” It’s fucked up and also oddly tender, but not in a cheesy way. Like you get punished, you get humiliated, you get called names, and suddenly she’s hugging you from behind and jerking you off slowly, whispering dirty shit that sounds almost like caring. The *** scenes are rough and don’t shy away from being ugly, there’s bestiality that will absolutely be too much for some people, plus a weird bit with forced masturbation in a magic mirror that made me feel both turned on and a little gross with myself. I kept saying “ok last scene” and then clicking one more because I wanted to see how far they’d push it. They also have this thing where a simple handjob feels more intense than full-on vaginal pounding because of how they write the power shift, and that kinda annoyed me. Like, I came to see princesses get wrecked and ended up obsessed with how a single line of dialogue during a handjob changed the whole mood. I’m still mad about one unfinished side route in the shop that just stops right when the collar play gets interesting and yeah, they’re never going to fix it, I know, but it bugs me every time I think about it.

Caelus here is basically the luckiest bastard in the galaxy who accidentally walked into the horniest version of Honkai Star Rail someone could cook up after a few too many “what if” posts on Reddit. The setup is simple enough: you got Nanook in your head, not as some edgy cosmic god, but as this shitty little pervert voice that hands you powers that are way too broken for any normal gacha parody. Everything is familiar but twisted just enough. The stations, the corridors, the simulated universes, they all feel like someone turned off the SFW filter and said “ok, what if every trailblaze mission had a NSFW reward and not just another useless 4-star cone.” You walk in as this chill, kind of clueless Caelus and within five minutes you’re already eye-fucking a certain ice princess and wondering how far you can push the lewd mind tricks before someone notices the way their pupils glaze over when you talk.

First time Nanook “helps” you, it hits during a normal event scene, not even a big one. You’re just chatting, and suddenly you see this little overlay in your vision, like some scuffed dev console UI, and it offers you options that would absolutely get you banned from the official game. You pick the one that sounds almost harmless, something like “increase arousal, reduce shame”, and then watch her blush crawl from her chest up to her ears while she keeps pretending the talk is normal. That’s when it clicks: this isn’t just a linear porn VN with fanservice. You’re basically bending every girl’s brain and body to your taste. One moment she’s lecturing you about duty and trailblazing, next moment she’s on her knees under a fake pretense, drool on your cock, her dialogue still trying to cling to the original scene like the script is bugging out. And the game just leans into it. Blowjobs in semi-public places, lazy handjobs during “strategy meetings”, feet sliding up your shaft while she keeps her face perfectly serious like nothing is happening. Later, when you unlock the more messed up stuff, you get that full-on “everyone here is your harem and none of them even fully understand why they’re so obsessed with you” feeling. It’s hot and fucked at the same time, especially when the camera pulls back and you realize people could walk in any second, but they don’t, because of course Nanook is cheating the odds for you.

The anal scenes hit like a surprise patch note. You’re going through a normal vaginal loop, standard “finally got her to admit she wants it” type of moment, then the dialogue branches and suddenly Caelus is not asking, he’s just sliding a thumb lower, watching her melt and glitch between resistance and full surrender because of that mind control debuff you stacked earlier. It sounds grim when written out, but in the moment it feels like this filthy corruption arc where every girl who once played the heroic role is now proudly showing off her asshole for you, pressed against glass, out in some bright sci fi hub you definitely remember from the original game but used in a totally different way. Exhibitionism goes hard here. One of the best bits: riding an elevator, her skirt hiked up, your cock inside her from behind, and she’s trying to keep her voice even while talking about some mission, even though everyone who ever rode that elevator would absolutely notice the cum dripping afterward. There’s that mix of comedy and raw filth that only fan parodies really get right. The harem angle slowly sneaks up too, like at first you think you’re juggling routes, but no, the girls interact, they compare notes, some of them even brag about what you did to them. You get a footjob from one while another sits on your face, and they act like this is just, you know, team bonding. Oral, anal, classic pussy pounding, all wrapped in this shiny sci fi skin with powers that turn consent into this warped “they want you because the universe itself says so” logic. The sex is the whole point, obviously, but the thing that actually stuck with me was that feeling of walking through a corrupted version of a game I know too well, with Caelus as this smiling little black hole of perversion at the center, and Nanook laughing somewhere in the background while you fuck your way across the stars.

Nothing about this game makes sense on paper and that is exactly why it works. You start as this useless guy, basically human trash with zero stats, no money, no charm, nothing, and somehow the fate of the whole universe drops in his lap while he is busy doing absolutely fuck all. One second you are in a boring modern apartment checking your phone like some Twitter addict, next you are arguing with a smug medieval princess who looks like she walked out of a hentai convention with armor that covers everything except the important parts. Then suddenly you are in a filthy cyberpunk alley where an android milf with ridiculous tits is explaining that an insane AI wants to delete reality, but first she wants your dick in her mouth. The tone is wild. The story moves from dumb dick jokes to legit emotional moments in about three clicks and then swings back when some monster girl with slime dripping from her thighs asks if she can keep you as her pet and put a collar on you. I opened it thinking “ok, quick fap then Netflix” and two hours later I was comparing brothel income spreadsheets and trying to min max which girl gives the best anal scene after training her obedience. It felt more like I was running a cursed OnlyFans agency inside a time travel RPG, except nobody is paying taxes and everyone is way too horny.

The brothel stuff caught me hard. You start with basically nothing, a shitty room and a girl who is half broken, half brat, and you have to train her, negotiate her limits, then push them anyway because the game keeps dangling better scenes behind little stat gates. First she only does handjobs and teasing, then you unlock oral and titfucks where she is moaning with that over the top ahegao face, drool everywhere, working your cock like it owes her rent. Later she is on stage in front of a room full of clients, getting pounded from behind while she gives a footjob to some noble and still trying to keep her “princess” vibe. It sounds like too much but weirdly the writing gives each girl a personality. Some of them corrupt slowly, like that shy virgin mage who starts out blushing if you even mention sex, then after a dungeon run where a tentacly monster almost breaks her, she starts begging you to “train” her so she never feels helpless again. Next time you see her she is on your bed, legs open, telling you to fill her raw because she wants to feel your creampie drip down her thighs while she studies magic. Another one goes the opposite way; she starts as a total femdom bitch, heels on your chest, calling you her toy, making you lick her feet while she edges you, but after a certain quest she lets her guard down and suddenly the same woman is sitting on your lap in the spaceship bar, quietly asking if you would still want her if she lost her perfect body. That hit me in a weird place. I mean, she still rode me reverse cowgirl in the next scene and used mind control to force me to stay hard, so yeah, priorities.

The time hopping is a mess but a fun mess. One day you are crawling through a medieval dungeon with torches, fighting slime girls and demon milfs, with your party half naked because their armor “broke”, and the next you are in a neon city, managing a lineup of prostitutes from different eras like some cursed harem Tinder. There is this moment where you are running a little event night in the brothel and you can assign who does what. I sent the thick ass knight to do public exhibitionism because I wanted her to suffer, and she ended up on a balcony, tits out, armor hanging off, getting rammed by a dark elf in front of a cheering crowd. She tried so hard to keep her serious knight face but by the time the elf shot a load deep inside her ass, she was moaning like an animal and drooling on the railing. Then I had my future rebel girl handle the VIP room, which turned into a wild interracial threesome, her bouncing on top of some rich old dude while she jerks you off with one hand and sucks his cock in between kisses, all while ranting about the revolution. Meanwhile, some tiny detail kept annoying me the whole time: the phone UI in the modern era looks a bit off, like an Android app that got half translated, and my brain just could not let it go. I was rearranging dates with monster girls, scheduling dungeon crawls, checking money flow for the brothel and still thinking “why is this icon so ugly.” But then a milf teacher bent over the desk asking me if I want a private after-class lesson, closing the door, pulling my head between her huge tits while she guides my cock slowly into her wet pussy, and I forgot everything including my own name. The game keeps bouncing between being a horny sandbox where you jerk off to footjobs and anal creampies, and an actual adventure where your choices screw up the timeline and change who remembers what. One timeline, a girl looks at you like a stranger during a date, next one she is straddling you in the back of a dungeon campfire scene, riding you raw, whispering that she chose your cock over destiny. I opened a dating sim and ended up weirdly thinking about my own shitty Tinder dates where nobody even pays the bill. Reality seriously needs more brothel management and less small talk.

In this world, the food chain is completely fucked up and you’re the little snack tossed into it with a smile. You wake up in a place where every woman looks like she could bench press a truck, and every guy looks like he escaped from a femboi fashion TikTok compilation. You’re the weird one here: a reincarnated dude from a more “normal” world, suddenly dropped into a horny amazon society where women chase cock like it’s a rare NFT and the local males are delicate toxic brats who act like sex is a scam. The gender balance is collapsing, fertility is wrecked, and the solution apparently is “grab the cute new boy and see how far we can twist his brain and stretch his holes.” Your adopted “family” takes you in, all smiles and soft voices, and immediately starts looking at you like you’re both a pet and a science project. Mom’s a hot milf with that “I bake cookies but also ruin backs” energy, the sisters flirt way too hard for any normal household, and everyone talks about “helping you adjust” while their hands keep slipping lower. The game leans into that whole corruption vibe where they slowly train you, tease you, edge you, but at the same time you start corrupting them right back, teaching them that you’re not just some disposable femboy, you’re a walking problem.

What makes it kind of funny is how shamelessly it mixes horny and humor. One minute you’re in a “serious” story scene about society’s collapse, next minute you’re getting pinned to the couch by a ripped amazon arguing whether your ass or your mouth should be “civil duty” first. There’s monster girls slipping into the cast, paranormal shit that just appears like it’s no big deal, futa and traps dropping in like surprise DLC, and the game just shrugs like “yeah, of course the ghost wants to watch you masturbate, why not.” The POV scenes hit hard because the camera sits right in your shame, especially during those exhibitionism moments when your so-called caring family pushes you out in front of others and you realize you’re getting way too turned on by being treated like a toy. It’s all animated enough to sell the thrusts and the tongue work, and when the romance parts kick in, it’s weirdly sweet, then immediately ruined by someone grabbing your dick mid-confession. You’ll go from laughing at some meme-tier dialogue to suddenly being rock hard while a muscle milf rides you like a stolen bike. There’s this tiny thing with the way the text box keeps popping slightly off-center that drove me insane and I never got used to it, but anyway, the real charm is how the game lets you grow from shy reincarnated dude into someone who can actually fuck back, break these amazons mentally and physically, and still blush like an idiot when a monster girl calls you “good boy” in your ear.

Maya is the kind of main character who feels like someone you met on Discord at 3% battery, oversharing in voice chat. She’s smart, horny in that unhealthy way, socially anxious as hell, and completely stuck in this pathetic loop of “I’ll study after I cum” that never actually reaches the study part. Her whole life is basically porn tabs, half-finished assignments, and that weird empty feeling after the 5th orgasm where you just stare at the ceiling and hate yourself. Then some divine power pops into her mess of a life and goes, “Yeah, you, the sweaty shut-in with the colossal futa dick, you’re Heaven’s new agent.” Not a holy sword, not a magic staff. Her cock is literally her magic conduit. So now you go from one-handed mobile masturbation in bed to blasting demons apart with sex-fueled miracles and fucking your way through a fantasy war that somehow still leaves time for dates, awkward small talk, and way too many internal monologues about self-worth. I liked how the game doesn’t pretend she’s confident: in one scene she’s trying to flirt with a monster girl with soft tentacles and ends up stuttering so badly that the girl just wraps her up in a teasing embrace and strokes her shaft like “shh, let big sis handle it.” It’s horny as hell and also painfully relatable in a “wow, I too would forget how words work if someone like that grabbed my crotch” way.

What really sticks is how much of it feels like a horny sandbox built around her anxiety instead of ignoring it. One moment you’re in a turn based fight with a demon milf that keeps taunting you mid-combat, promising a creampie “reward” if you lose on purpose, and the next you’re back in town trying to figure out if your last date was an actual date or just “we had coffee and then I titfucked her against a church wall.” The dating side is messy and kind of adorable: you can get a shy monster girl to open up after a long chat, then Maya instantly ruins the mood by getting a spontaneous erection and trying to cover it with her spellbook. Of course, that leads to a handjob under the table, because subtlety died a long time ago here. There’s this one early quest where a holy spirit basically tells you, “Stop wasting your magic on solo masturbation,” and if you ignore it and go back to your room to jerk off again, the game actually reacts with new lines about her spiraling. Then later you end up using the same overcharged cock to double-penetrate a demoness in a ruined chapel, swapping between anal and oral finish like it’s some tactical decision. Watching Maya go from sad, lonely edging on her phone to confidently ramming her way through demon ranks, filling them, breeding them, even letting some of them breed her back when you choose the right options, it all lands harder because she still has those moments where she panics, overthinks, breaks down, or accidentally orgasms too fast. The art leans into big tits and big ass like it’s a religion, futa focus is unapologetic, and seeing that huge thing sliding between soft thighs, then buried deep in a monster girl’s pussy, then pushed into her ass in the next scene, never really gets old. There is one UI button in the corner that flickers in the ugliest shade of blue imaginable and it pisses me off way more than it should, but anyway, if you ever wanted an anxious, horny, half-broken hero whose dick literally decides the fate of Heaven and Hell, Maya’s story hits that sweet, filthy spot.

Mounting Olympus feels like somebody mashed together a horny museum tour and a slightly drunk history lesson, then painted over it with way too much thirst and a surprising amount of care. You start off as this nobody wandering around ancient Greece, and pretty fast you’re being tossed into god shit you absolutely are not qualified for, which is exactly why it works. One moment you’re just walking through dusty ruins, next moment a goddess is looking at you like you’re both a toy and a snack, and you’re just standing there thinking “yeah, okay, this is how I die and I’m fine with that.” The writing is simple, not trying to sound smart, which I like; it lets the scenes breathe. When you’re flirting with a smug cat-like goddess under marble columns that look like they smell of sun and stone, the dialogue doesn’t try to be Shakespeare, it just lets her tease you, push your buttons, then drag you straight into the kind of position that would get you banned from half the internet if it was a Twitter header.

The art has that “someone actually sat down and loved drawing this” feeling. Lines are clean but not sterile, bodies look like they want to be touched, fur patterns and muscles and curves all have personality. One goddess has this lazy, heavy-lidded gaze, thighs thick enough to crush you, and her tail is doing more acting than half of Netflix. I really liked that every sex scene feels staged, like a painting that suddenly starts moving. She leans in, claws barely pricking your skin, and the camera holds just a second too long before she rides you like she’s staking her divine claim. It’s horny as fuck, but not cheap. Then again sometimes backgrounds feel a bit empty, like somebody forgot half the temple, and it pulls you out for two seconds before her tits bounce in exactly the right way and your brain shuts up again. There’s almost no freedom in the story, you’re just dragged from goddess to goddess, which sounds bad, and actually is bad, but also I enjoyed it more than I want to admit. When Athena totally misquotes some “wise” saying while jerking you off over an altar, I caught myself laughing and getting hard at the same time, like an idiot. The whole thing is linear, almost stiff in structure, but the scenes themselves are soft and filthy and strangely cozy, like being fucked senseless by a museum exhibition that came to life and decided you’re its favorite mortal for the night.

Henry’s Adventures looks like one of those silly fantasy porn games you open “just to check” and then suddenly you’re three villages away from home, your dick hurts and your tea got cold. It starts almost too simple: small mountain village, horny young guy who clearly thinks with the wrong head, that kind of classic setup. But the way the game treats the world around him feels more like a messy roadtrip than a polished epic. You’re walking around as this clueless but kind of charming muscle boy, and everywhere you go there is someone with big tits, big ass or big teeth wanting something from you. Sometimes gold, sometimes help, sometimes just your cock. The first time I wandered into the forest and met that pale vampire chick in the ruined chapel, I actually paused Spotify, because the scene went from goofy to “oh, ok, I’m actually into this” very fast. She starts teasing Henry, hand on his chest, fangs near his neck, and the animation for the handjob that follows is way too smooth for a game that looks kind of rough in the menus. You can see her smirk slightly change when he’s getting close, and then she just goes down on him like she’s starving after a week without blood. I swear I rewatched that loop like five times, which is embarrassing, but whatever.

The funny part is that the game tries to pretend it’s about “adventure” but every second quest somehow ends with some monster girl or elf on her knees. One moment you’re helping an orc with some “trade problem” and two clicks later his huge green buddy is holding an elf girl from behind, and you get dragged into a threesome like this is the most normal thing in the village. There’s one scene where an orc and Henry share this dark skinned girl with ridiculous curves, he’s doing her pussy from behind while she’s sucking the orc, and the camera just sits there focusing on her ass bouncing and the cum dripping after the creampie in a way that feels way too obsessed. And I loved that. But also I hated it because I’m on my phone in the bus, playing this in the browser, and suddenly there’s animated full screen oral sex with sloppy sounds and I’m trying to pretend I’m just checking WhatsApp. Controls on mobile are fine, but menus feel like they were made by someone who tested them only on their desktop and never touched a touchscreen in their life. Text sometimes has this weird Engrish vibe, like “you help me, I reward with my body” which made me laugh, but also, yeah, that’s exactly what I came for. The pacing is like a drunk party: sometimes you wander forever with almost no lewd payoff, then in five minutes you get a vampire blowjob, an elf riding you, and a monster girl with muscles pinning Henry down while she milks him with her hand. I opened it thinking “ok, quick fap, soft stuff” and ended up actually caring if this idiot ever makes it out of the mountains without getting sucked dry by every race in the damn kingdom.

Truck hits you, game looks at you and says, “ok, new game+, but with tits and magic.” That’s basically the whole vibe here. One second you’re some broke fresh grad on Earth, next second you wake up in this fantasy world that feels like someone mashed up generic JRPG, isekai anime, and a Pornhub search for “big ass elf girl” and just rolled with it. You’re not the chosen hero to save the kingdom. Well, you are, but also very clearly the guy whose main life goal is collecting a harem the way people collect Steam achievements. And the game is super honest about that, which I actually liked, even if it’s kinda trashy. Good trashy. Mostly.

The world itself has that comfy “I’ve seen parts of this in a hundred other anime” feeling, but here, the focus is less on epic lore and more on “who am I fucking next” and “how many ways can this girl ride me before the dialogue box shows up again.” You go around this realm, meet girls from different races, do quests, flirt, pick choices like it’s a dating sim, and then suddenly it’s you with your cock buried in some demon girl with horns, her big tits bouncing in a way that would break anyone’s spine in real life. I liked how it doesn’t rush straight into sex with everyone right away though. Some girls make you work for it a bit, tease you, friendzone you for a moment, then pull you into a tent and suck your dick like you’re the last dick on the planet. Oral is a big thing here, you can tell. Lots of close-up shots of lips, tongues, drool, that sort of “I want you to feel it in your stomach” animation. And when it switches to vaginal, the camera gets almost too intimate. You see her body shake, tits pressed against you, sometimes her belly shows that bulge fantasy, and it’s pretty intense. Not every scene lands, some look a bit awkward or overanimated, like a looping Giphy meme that went too far, but when it hits, it really hits. And yeah, some of the asses and boobs are comically huge, like “this girl can’t walk, be serious,” but if you’re here, you probably don’t care about bone structure realism anyway. The harem angle is strong too: it really leans into the fantasy that all these girls, from cute human healer to smug dragon woman, are somehow cool with sharing you and even getting turned on by it. The funny part is you sometimes get thrown into light adventure moments, like real exploration and battles, but somewhere in the back of your head you’re just thinking, okay, which of these party members is going to straddle me next in camp. It’s messy, horny, a bit cringe in that specific anime way, and also weirdly charming when your MC stands there talking about defeating the Demon Lord while clearly just thinking about tits.

Lana arrives in this new city with a suitcase, a brain that works only when it wants to, and absolutely no clue what “normal job” means. She tries once or twice. Fails. Then reality kind of cracks open like a cheap sex toy and suddenly there’s this other world overlapping everything. One minute she’s talking to a shady recruiter in a smoke-smelling office, next minute she’s in some alley where the brick wall is bleeding purple light and an elf girl with ears longer than Lana’s attention span is offering “career advice” that sounds a lot like “let strangers watch you get railed for money.” The game treats this like it’s just another Tuesday, and honestly it grows on you. One reality has sleazy landlords, sex work offers, horny coworkers, and that weird guy in glasses who swears he only wants “research material.” The other reality has ogres with cocks like baseball bats, magic circles on the floor, and monsters who talk about creampies like it’s a handshake. Same vibe, different skin color. Half the time you’re not sure if you’re doing a quest or just wandering around looking for the next excuse to get Lana’s panties off, but it kind of works, because that’s exactly how she acts too.

What I liked is how her “highly intelligent dumb girl” thing actually shows up in scenes. She’ll argue about some complex magical formula, then two clicks later she’s agreeing to suck off a slime creature in a back room because the pay sounds “kinda fair.” There’s this voyeur scene where she tries to spy on a neighbor tapping an elf escort, and she’s supposed to keep quiet and hidden. Of course she leans too far, almost falls, and the choice you make there decides if she ends up forced to join in, getting her ass grabbed while she pretends she didn’t mean to be there, or if she runs away with wet thighs and no money. I got stuck for a while working in a brothel that doubles as a portal hub, so you can literally finish a blowjob for a human client, then walk through a shimmery door and suddenly you’re on your knees for a horned beast who wants anal and a magic seal on his balls. The game loves to throw you into these “you totally can say no, but look how juicy yes looks” situations. Some scenes feel almost too optional, like I accidentally skipped a monster gangbang because I went to the wrong street. Slightly annoyed, never fixed it, still thinking about it. The city map and the fantasy side don’t hold your hand, which sometimes is hot and sometimes just confusing, but it fits this whole messy vibe of a girl trying to build a life while getting pounded by everything from smug elves to big-titted human madams who grope her like she’s fresh meat. It’s crass, silly, unexpectedly funny when she misuses magic, and every time you think “ok that’s enough”, the game throws a new interracial alley scene or a job offer that clearly ends with Lana covered in cum and you click it anyway.