I gotta say, the whole premise of D20 Magic Dice is so stupid it wraps back around to genius. You're at a party, then poof, white void, and a sentient D20 is reading your mind and making your horny thoughts real. It's the kind of setup that makes you snort, but then you're clicking through and suddenly Tsunade is there with her absolutely ridiculous chest barely contained, and you stop caring about logic.

The art is deliberately rough in places, like someone sketched it while very, very focused on specific anatomy. And honestly? That's the charm. When Makima from Chainsaw Man shows up with that dead eyed stare and proportions that defy physics, the janky linework somehow makes it hotter than a polished render would. The uncensored scenes don't try to be artistic, they just deliver exactly what you clicked for. There's a moment with Nico Robin's multiple limbs that I'm still not sure was a bug or a feature, but I'm not complaining.

The crossover chaos is what keeps you clicking. One minute you're awkwardly talking to Zelda, the next Widowmaker is giving you that look, and Rumi Usagiyama's bunny suit makes an appearance that had me forgetting what dialogue option I picked. The dice mechanic is barely a mechanic, more of a flimsy excuse to jump between franchises, but when it lands you on a scene with Lady Tsunade and Ada Wong sharing screen time, you forgive everything. The writing is clearly translated by someone who learned English from porn sites, which somehow makes the dirty talk funnier and filthier at the same time. I wish there was more actual game here, but the devs clearly know what they're making and aren't pretending otherwise. The Fate characters feel a bit phoned in compared to the MHA ones, but then you get a scene with Rumi that makes you forget Fate exists entirely.

The 100% grind on this one broke something in my brain. Not like, in a cool way. More like when you keep tapping a dead app icon on your phone expecting it to open. Fate/Squeeze Order. It's a parody, obviously, but the art is that specific CG hentai style where everyone's skin looks like polished plastic and the boobs have their own gravitational field. Saber's tits here are genuinely absurd, like the artist just kept dragging the size slider right and forgot to stop. I respect that. No half measures.

The titjob scenes are the main event and they're... fine? The animation loops are short. Really short. Like a gif from 2007 that you'd find on a forgotten imageboard. But the sound design, holy shit. There's this one wet squelch that plays on a loop and it's so over the top it loops back around to being hypnotic. I left it running while I was scrolling through my backlog on JoiPlay and forgot to pause it. My neighbor probably thinks I'm a degenerate. Which, fair. The big cock model is just a cylinder with a vein texture slapped on. It clips through the boobs constantly. Not a complaint, just a fact. It's part of the charm, like a Bethesda game but for your dick.

Unlocking the final CG in the gallery required a sequence of taps so specific I thought the wiki was trolling me. I wish there was a way to just, I don't know, adjust the speed of the loop manually. A slider or something. But there won't be. This is it. The whole thing feels like a fever dream you'd have after falling asleep on your keyboard while a Fate/Grand Order auto-battle runs. The parody aspect is just the character names and hair colors, don't expect any deep lore cuts. It's a boobjob simulator with the narrative depth of a puddle. I've already forgotten what the menu music sounds like.

You know what gets me about these sci-fi hentai VNs? They always promise some grand space opera but then you spend three hours reading about trade federations. Scars of Fate doesn't do that, thank fuck. It opens with this dude who just wants to get laid, and the whole Emperor Krux arresting former guards thing is basically background noise. I respect that honesty. The art is that slightly rough CG style where sometimes a tit looks like it was drawn by someone who's only seen breasts described in text, but other times, man, the lighting hits just right and you're like okay, I get it.

The voice acting. God. There's this one guard character, I think her name was Lyra? She has this breathy delivery that sounds like she's recording in a closet while her roommate's asleep, and it's so bad it circles back to being genuinely hot. The soundtrack is just two synth loops that play on repeat, and one of them has this weird high pitched whine that made me check if my phone was dying. I kept playing anyway. The dialogue choices are mostly variations of "be horny" or "be slightly less horny but still horny," and picking the wrong one just loops you back to the same scene with a different line of text. There's no real branching, which is fine because I wasn't here for narrative complexity.

The juiciest scene involves a zero-gravity blowjob that defies like, three laws of physics. She's floating upside down, hair everywhere like some kind of horny jellyfish, and the protagonist's internal monologue is just "wow space is cool." I laughed out loud. Then I kept reading. The cum physics are also completely unhinged, it just sort of... hovers there. Like a tiny milky way. I wish they'd spent more time on the actual guard plot because there's this one throwaway line about Krux having a secret weapon that sounded genuinely interesting, but then it's back to trying to fuck the bartender who has the same face as the mechanic who has the same face as the princess. The asset reuse is aggressive. But the princess scene where she's wearing that ridiculous ceremonial armor that's basically just pauldrons and a thong? Worth it. I don't know why the pauldrons did it for me but they did.