Makoto’s tail does this little twitch right before she cums. I spent way too long noticing that. The third Blazblue thing, whatever it’s called, drops you straight into a room with her and a menu that’s basically a sex position selector. No story, no pretense. You want a blowjob from a squirrel girl with tits bigger than her head? Click. You want to swap her hair color or throw some weird bikini on her? There’s a button for that too. It’s crude but honest.

The POV stuff is the main draw. Camera sits right where your face would be while she’s going down, and the cumshot lands exactly where you’d expect. The titjob scene has her pressing those things together with this bored expression that’s either bad rigging or perfect character work, I can’t tell. The creampie finish during the sex scene has a weird delay, like the game forgets what it’s doing for half a second, then remembers. I wish the fur texture had more going on, but it won’t.

Honestly the whole thing feels like someone ripped a few loops from a bigger project and called it a day. The audio is just wet sounds and her gasps, no music, no voice acting. Which is fine, I guess. You’re not here for lore. The customization is deeper than it needs to be, like you can change her eye color but not the position of the camera during the boobjob, which is stuck at a weird angle. That bugged me more than it should.

It’s a five minute fap tool with a Blazblue skin. If you know Makoto from the fighting games, you’ll get a kick out of seeing her like this. If you don’t, it’s just another furry porn loop with a cum counter. Either way, you’ll close the tab and forget about it until next time.

Klacid's thing from 2010, right? The one with the links that probably don't work anymore. Found it buried on some old flash archive, the kind where you have to enable some sketchy browser extension just to see a few jpegs stitched together. The whole setup is this school setting, uniforms and all, but then there's a catgirl teacher with actual fur and a tail, which nobody questions. Like, is she a furry or just... really committed to the look? The game never explains and honestly I stopped caring after the second scene.

The romance progression, if you can call it that, is basically nonexistent. You click, something lewd happens, repeat. There's this one moment where the student character just goes from zero to full on slutty mcslut in the span of a single transition, no buildup whatsoever. And you know what? I kind of respected that. No fake dating sim pretense, no grinding affection points. Just straight to the uniforms coming off. The teacher character has these weirdly detailed breasts, like someone spent way too long on the shading while the background is literally a single color. Priorities, I guess.

Speaking of priorities, the pop culture references are so dated it's almost charming. There's a pose that's clearly traced from some early 2000s anime and it took me right back to downloading questionable.swf files on a dial-up connection. The furry tag is doing some heavy lifting here, it's really just the one character with cat ears and a tail, but the game treats it like this exotic forbidden thing. The lesbian content is... there. Very there. Explicitly there. No fade to black nonsense, just full on animated sequences that probably took someone weeks to make in Flash. The sound design is nonexistent though, complete silence except for your own breathing which gets weird after a while. Anyway the whole thing crashes if you click too fast during the third scene, some memory leak from the Flash era that nobody bothered to fix.

The whole thing feels like someone started coding and just... stopped. Like they got distracted halfway through drawing the first furry test subject and never came back to clean up the lines. You're in this lab, right? Supposed to be researching the perfect orgasm. Big words. The interface is clunky in that specific way where you can tell it was made in some app like Twine but without any of the polish people usually add later. Just bare bones.

And the test subjects. One of them has this massive cock that clips through the table during the scene. I stared at that for way too long. Not in a hot way. More like when you notice a crooked picture frame and can't unsee it. The furry character design is actually kind of cute if you squint, but the animation loops are maybe three frames total. Thrust, pause, thrust, pause. Like a broken GIF from 2006. I found myself counting the frames instead of, you know, the other thing.

The sex lab concept could work if there was more to do. You click around, mix some stuff, watch the same orgasm animation play out. The sound design is just one wet squelch repeated at random intervals. Sometimes it triggers when nothing is happening on screen, which is honestly funnier than anything intentional in the game. I wish there was more variation in the test subjects or at least some kind of reaction system. But there won't be. This is what it is. A half-finished experiment about experiments. The big cock tag is accurate though, I'll give them that. It's definitely there. Can't miss it.

Honestly the first thing that hit me was those ears. Not just slapped on, they actually twitch and react, and the tail has its own life too. SpeedoSausage clearly has a thing for this, and it shows in the little movements. The whole setup is a loop, obviously, and the neko girl is just there, already in position on

The art style here is, how to say, a specific taste. These two dalmatians look like someone sketched them during a boring phone call, then colored them with whatever markers were not dried out yet. The guy has a weirdly long snout that keeps clipping through her ear when the speed picks up. I spent like ten minutes just staring at that glitch, hypnotized.

So you got four states, each with three speeds. The blowjob animation. Her technique is aggressive, like she's trying to get peanut butter out of a jar. The sound is what gets me, that wet sloppy loop that never quite matches what's happening on screen. At max speed it sounds less like oral and more like someone stirring macaroni. I don't know why that's what my brain went to but here we are. You can release the cum whenever, there's a button, and then just... keep going? Like nothing happened. The cumshot itself is just white pixels appearing and vanishing. No satisfaction there. My phone's screen protector has more texture.

I keep thinking about those old Flash games on Newgrounds, the ones where you'd click a cat's belly and it would meow. This has that same energy but with furry oral and zero charm. The handjob option is just the same animation but with paws, I think. It's hard to tell because the art is so rough. Why are her spots moving? Are dalmatian spots supposed to shift around? Maybe it's a stylistic choice but it looks like a printing error. My ASMR brain wants to rate the sensory experience but there's nothing here, no buildup, no texture, just four buttons and some looping gifs that feel like they were made in Microsoft Paint circa 2003. The whole thing has the vibe of a screensaver that forgot it was supposed to be porn.

The cumshot in this one, chef's kiss. It's the whole reason to be here, honestly. Silestaur's third go with Anno and they finally figured out the money shot. The animation itself is like, three loops stitched together with a button to swap between them. You pick a dick style from a dropdown. Furry stuff, mostly. Then you watch it go in her ass. That's the game. That's the whole thing.

The ass is spectacular, they weren't lying in the description. The way it deforms around the base is the only thing keeping me from closing the tab. But the loop transition? Jarring. Like a TikTok edit made by someone who just discovered CapCut. One second you're watching a slow grind, the next it's reset to frame one with zero easing. Takes you right out of it. I spent more time clicking the style buttons than actually... you know. The pov tag is doing heavy lifting here because the camera angle never changes. It's just locked there, staring at the action like a security camera. Which works, I guess, if you're into that detached voyeur thing.

I'd give this the "Best Reload Button Workout" award. My index finger got more action than anything else on screen. The cumshot loop is genuinely good though. The way it pulses, the overshoot. Someone spent time on that specific three second clip and then built a game around it. Respect the priorities. The furry tag is accurate but it's more like... scalie adjacent? Whatever. If you've seen Silestaur's other work you know the vibe. This is just a concentrated dose of it with a dick selector bolted on.

This one feels like some horny shitpost that accidentally turned into a working game. You start as this very generic hero dude, like the kind of guy people throw into parodies when they can’t be bothered to write an actual OC, and he somehow ends up in this awkward situation with two girls at once. One looks like the “normal” cute anime girl you see on literally every thumbnail on F95 and Pornhub Games tab, and the other is this horny fluffy girl with ears and tail who absolutely knows she’s the weird one in the room and enjoys it. The game does not try to pretend it’s about romance or deep story. It is very clearly about “how fast can we get to the part where he’s covered in sweat and they’re covered in cum.” And it actually works better like that, weirdly.

What I liked is that the threesome doesn’t feel like some perfect porn choreography. It’s a bit messy, a bit off-balance, like when you have too many tabs open in your browser and your PC wants to die but still keeps going. You’re bouncing between both girls, trying to keep them “happy,” and sometimes you accidentally focus too long on one and the other is just in the background, stroking herself, giving that “hello, remember me?” vibe. The furry girl is clearly written for people who already went through the whole “maybe I am into this?” phase watching porn on xVideos or on some cursed Reddit thread, not for people who still pretend they’re only into missionary with the lights off. She’s pushier, she almost steals the scene a few times, grinding up close when you’re still busy with the human girl, like “hey, share.” And when you finally line up for the facial at the end, it’s actually kind of funny. You’re choosing where to blow and the game really enjoys making you feel greedy for trying to spray both of them. The final cumshot is wild and a little over the top, but it leans into the parody vibe, like those hentai loops everyone keeps reposting on Twitter with the same three reaction gifs.

The funniest part for me is how the “normal” girl is supposed to be the safer option, the vanilla “entry point,” but the more you play, the more she feels like the weird one, because she’s just trying to pretend this is a regular one-on-one hookup while there is literally a horny fluffy girl licking stray drops off her cheek and chest. At one point I legit paused, opened Discord to yell at a friend about how the game somehow made the facial itself feel like a punchline, then went back and replayed that last stretch just to hit both girls at the exact same frame. The parody aspect is pretty strong, but it never goes into that annoying “haha everything is ironic” territory. It’s horny first, self-aware second. Also, the facial is treated like the main event, the big stupid fireworks show. The whole build up is centered on that moment where you finally let go and paint both faces, and when it lands, it looks like something that would get gif-ripped and passed around on hentai forums with a filename like “you_wish_you_were_here.webm.” It’s crass, messy, not subtle at all, and kind of exactly what you expect when a game promises “you end by covering both girls,” then just commits to that bit completely.

You know that feeling when a game is so aggressively jank it circles back around to being charming? Furry Beach Club is that, a sun bleached resort where the furries have that slightly off model look and the animations sometimes make characters glide like they’re on a roomba. The whole thing runs in browser, no downloads, and it just throws you onto a beach with a mission to get your anthropomorphic rocks off. The quests are basically “go talk to the wolf in the hot tub” and then you fumble through dialogue trees that read like they were translated by a horny AI that learned English from memes.

The juiciest scene, and I mean this with my whole chest, involves a shark lady in a club. The way her tail fin just clips right through the floor while the sound effect is this wet, squelchy loop that sounds less like sex and more like someone aggressively stirring mac and cheese. It’s so unpolished it’s almost avant garde. You’re watching these 3D models mash together with the passion of two action figures being smacked by a kid, and the audio is a greatest hits collection of stock squishes and moans that don’t quite sync up. Perfection. Then the game just carries on like nothing happened, asking you to go find a coconut or whatever.

Honestly, the whole thing feels like a fever dream you’d have after falling asleep on a furry forum. The humor isn’t really written, it’s accidental, born from the sheer absurdity of a dead eyed fox trying to seduce you next to a tiki bar. The dating sim mechanics are bare bones, just grinding through dialogue to unlock the next scene. No real challenge, no deep story, just a sandbox of horny nonsense. I wish there was a button to mute the music but not the sfx, a classic problem nobody will ever fix. It’s a beautiful mess, like a sandcastle made of pure id, and it’s not trying to be anything else.

I remember when Klacid was the name you whispered in forums, back when Newgrounds was still figuring out its rating system. This quiz thing is practically a fossil, a piece of internet smut archaeology that somehow still loads. The whole premise is a trivia game where getting answers right strips this anime girl down. You know the drill. It's that classic "prove your intellect for tits" setup that was everywhere in the late 2000s.

The questions are nonsense. Half of them feel like they were written by someone who learned English from bootleg hentai subs, which honestly adds to the charm. You'll get asked something about geography and then suddenly it's about her bra size. The logic doesn't track and it doesn't need to. The furry tag is there but it's more like a cameo, a weird wolf girl pops up in one question and you're supposed to know her favorite food or something. Who cares. The big tits are the main event, drawn with that specific early Flash jiggle physics that's both crude and weirdly hypnotic. There's a raw, unpolished energy to the whole thing that modern games with their 4K renders just can't replicate.

The "mcslut" path is barely a path. It's more like if you fail on purpose, she calls you a pervert with this pixelated blush and the game basically shrugs and shows you the goods anyway. So what's the point of the quiz? I don't know. Maybe the real reward was the broken links we clicked along the way. The description is a time capsule of dead URLs and promises of "hot high quality hentai swfs" on sites that definitely gave your computer digital herpes. I clicked one. It's gone. Of course it's gone. I wish the game itself had more than like four questions before it loops, but that would ruin the accidental genius of it. It's a slutty, furry-adjacent, anime disaster and I mean that as the highest compliment. The humor isn't written, it just exists in the space between the bad translation and the absurdly proportioned characters. A true artifact.