Makoto Nanaya, right? The squirrel girl from Blazblue with the big fluffy tail and fists that hit like a truck. This isn't that. This is her getting absolutely railed by some weird floating dick thing in a room that looks like a placeholder background from a 2005 flash game. The animation loops are what you'd expect, stiff and kinda janky, but the creampie finish actually has some weight to it. Fluid physics are a mess though, looks like someone spilled yogurt.

The anal focus is... committed. Her tiny asshole stretches in a way that defies squirrel biology, and the sound design is just wet slapping noises on repeat. No music, no voice acting from what I could tell. Just squelching. You can toggle between a few angles but they all clip through her tail at some point. The furry tag is doing heavy lifting here, she's got the ears and tail but her face is pure anime, which I guess is the Blazblue style anyway. Her tits bounce with the rhythm but it's that same three frame bounce cycle you've seen in a hundred other browser games.

Forgot to mention the controls. There aren't any really. You click a button, the scene plays. Click another, it speeds up. That's it. No fighting game mechanics at all, which feels like a waste of the source material. Imagine a game where you actually had to win the fight first before the sex scene. That'd be something. Instead it's just... this. The creampie moment triggers automatically after a set time, and then it loops. The whole thing feels like someone ripped a single animation from a larger project and called it a day. The Blazblue connection is just a skin, a recognizable character model slapped onto a generic sex animation rig. Her personality, her fighting style, none of that matters here. Just holes and physics that don't quite work.

Prowling through this neon-drenched club, the whole thing feels like a half remembered fever dream where nobody bothered to clean up the spilled pixels. The furies are there, all curves and impossible tits, and the pov angle just shoves you right into the action. Clicking on a busty wolf girl in the hallway, the blowjob animation kicks in and it’s hot, genuinely hot, the way her muzzle works and the sloppy sounds squelch. But then the cumshot triggers and it just sort of... appears. Like a misplaced sticker. I wish the finish had more weight, a real sense of release, but that’s never getting patched and I’ve made a weird sort of peace with it.

The whole point is to wander and fuck, find them all, unlock the different endings. It’s a simple grind, the kind that reminds me of those old flash game binges where you’d just keep a tab open and check in. The new characters this version added are a mixed bag. One is a slinky cat with a tail that curls just right during the doggy scene, and I was fully on board. The next was a rabbit whose eyes never quite tracked the action, staring off into the club’s strobe lights like she’s thinking about her taxes. Killed the mood dead. But then you find the main fox girl again, the one with the piercings, and the raw, unpolished hentai energy of her riding animation pulls you right back in. It’s a janky loop of pure id.

This whole thing runs in a browser tab, sitting there like a dirty secret next to my work email. The deliberate lack of polish is the whole aesthetic, a crusty, unapologetic fap quest. Dare to play it alone, or invite company? Don’t. This is a solo mission, a glitchy descent into a furry night club where the sex is awkward, the loop is brainless, and sometimes that’s exactly the broken little thrill you’re hunting for.

Pokeman and Digimon. Finally, the crossover nobody asked for but everyone in a certain corner of the internet has definitely thought about while, uh, browsing. The download was tiny, loaded in like two seconds, which is always a sign you're about to get something... focused. And focused it is. You get a single screen, a couple of recognizable cartoon monsters in a vaguely horny pose, and a set of controls that wouldn't confuse a toddler. Speed slider, a button. You know the drill.

The animation loop is stiff. I mean, really stiff, like action figures being mashed together by a kid who hasn't figured out the mechanics yet. The girl on top position is the only option, and her back looks like it's made of a single, unyielding plastic piece. There's no buildup, no tease, just instant piston action the moment you click. I spent an embarrassing amount of time just moving the speed slider back and forth, watching the animation snap between a lazy grind and a frantic, almost angry jackhammer. The sound is just one wet, slapping noise on repeat, which after a minute starts to feel less erotic and more like a leaky faucet you can't fix. I wish there was a way to at least toggle a creampie or a cumshot manually, some tiny bit of interactivity beyond just being a spectator to a loop, but that's probably asking for the moon here.

The character models are a weird mix of almost on-model and slightly... off. Like someone traced official art and then got distracted halfway through. The furry texture on the Digimon is just a flat color, no fluff at all. It's the kind of jank that circles back around to being weirdly hypnotic. You don't play this for a satisfying experience. You play it because you saw the tag combo and your brain short-circuited with morbid curiosity. It's a single, repetitive, slightly cursed animation that delivers exactly what the description promises and nothing more. The cumshot lands with all the physics of a water balloon popping. It's art in the same way a pothole is a landscape feature.

Finally another one of these, and I gotta say the quiz part really threw me off at first. You're Slutty McSlut, right, and you're running around this city trying to get with a bunch of women, but then suddenly it's like being back in school except the teacher is a redhead with her tits out asking you about... I don't even remember, some general knowledge crap. Got one wrong and she just looked at me disappointed. My dick was still hard but my brain felt like a deflated balloon. The furry character though, that fox girl or whatever, her questions were actually about her own lore and I just clicked randomly. She still fucked me.

Alright, so this Pussymon thing. It's an RPG Maker joint, you know the type, but the whole gimmick is catching these... creatures. And the sex cards. The animated ones. That's the pull, right? I spent way too long in the first forest just grinding encounters because the dev patched the wild AI to be more aggressive. Says so in the notes. They attack more now. Which is fine, I guess, if you want the game to be harder, but I was just trying to see the new interface. The inventory screen actually works now, you can see your items and skills without squinting. That's a genuine improvement.

The skill system for unlocking areas is weird. You don't talk to some NPC anymore, you just... use a skill on the map. Like, you learn "Cut" or whatever and then you walk up to a bush and press the button. It's more direct, I suppose. But I wandered around for fifteen minutes because I forgot I even had the damn skill. The map design doesn't exactly scream "use your new ability here." There's a spot near the second town, a weird looking tree, and I just walked past it five times. My fault? Probably. But still.

The new Pussymons. Ten of them. Some are furry bait, obviously. A bunny one with proportions that defy physics. The sex cards are what you're here for. The animations are... look, they're not winning any awards for smoothness, but the scenes are explicit. No fade to black, no coy bullshit. You beat a wild Pussymon and you get a card. The bunny one's card is... enthusiastic. Lots of bouncing. The sound design is just stock squelching, which is hilarious. Honestly, the whole thing feels like a fever dream coded in a basement, and the patreon link is right there in the menu, no shame. I respect the hustle. The FAQ for future updates isn't in yet, so who knows where this trainwreck is heading next. Probably more bunnies.

The password thing still bugs me. 2141. Typed it in, got... something? An animation I guess. Number six, whatever that means. The whole setup feels like finding a sticky note on a monitor in a shared apartment, some cryptic scribble that was important to someone else three weeks ago. You just click through.

Shade and Steele. That's what the description says. A husky girl with a tail that curls up when she's into it, and this guy who's mostly just a pair of hands and a cock. The whole thing is from behind, this reverse angle where you're staring at her back, the curve of her spine, those big furry ears twitching. She's on all fours and he's just... rubbing against her. Not inside. Hot dogging, they call it. Sliding between her cheeks while she pushes back. The fur makes it weirdly intimate, the way it mats down with sweat and pre-cum.

There's nipple sucking somewhere in the middle but honestly I forgot about it until just now. What sticks is the tail. It keeps lifting, like an invitation, and he never takes it. Just keeps grinding against her ass while she makes these small sounds. The animation loops are short, maybe four frames each, and the clicking becomes this rhythm. Click. Thrust. Click. Thrust. Click. And then suddenly there's cum everywhere, painting her lower back and tail, and she just stays there breathing heavy while it drips down into her fur.

I wish the secret unlocked something more. A different angle maybe, or her turning around. But it won't be. These Silestaur things are what they are, little locked rooms of repetition. The cum dries on her fur and the animation ends and you're just sitting there with 2141 still echoing in your head like it should mean something.

Right out the gate, the loading screen is just a jpeg of a circus tent that looks like it was saved from a GeoCities page in 2003. No fancy menus, no settings to fiddle with, just three buttons for three different shows. Clicked the first one and bam, a wolf guy in a ringmaster coat is already half undressed. The animation style is that old Flash look, you know the one, where everything moves like a paper cutout being dragged across a felt board. It's janky but somehow that makes it funnier.

The wolf pulls out this absolutely ridiculous cock, like a third leg situation, and the camera just lingers there while some offscreen freak show audience cheers. You can switch between a few fixed camera angles, nothing crazy, just front view, side view, closeup. The closeup is where things get messy. The oral animation is basically the same three frames looping but the sound design, holy shit, whoever did the squelching noises understood the assignment. There's a moment where the wolf grabs the back of some bunny girl's head and just goes to town, and the cumshot animation that follows is genuinely impressive for something this unpolished. Like, actual physics simulation on the ropes of... you know.

Second show is where the anal tag comes in, and it's a full on freak parade. A lizard man with two dicks, I'm not even joking, and a contortionist who bends in ways that made me pause and just stare at my screen for a second. The game doesn't explain anything, you just click and things happen. Sometimes the camera gets stuck on a weird angle and you have to refresh the page, which happened twice during the lizard scene. Annoying but whatever, I wasn't exactly here for a smooth user experience. The cumshot in this one is absurd, like a fire hose situation, and it just keeps going until you click away. No fade out, no cut, just eternal fountain mode until you decide you've seen enough. The furry designs are actually kind of charming in a deviantArt circa 2007 way. That wolf has no business having such expressive eyebrows.

Fucking Lizardish. That's where my brain's at right now. Episode 44 of Pussymon, and they finally give us more on Selene, the first legendary. About damn time. You get this side quest that's basically her whole deal, backstory stuff mixed with the kind of scenes that make you glad you stuck with this weird, furry, monster catching mess. Over 300 lines of text they say, and yeah, you feel it. It's not just bang and go, there's actual talking, which is a weird flex for a game where you're literally collecting pussymon.

The new boss character. I won't spoil, but the fight is whatever, the real reward is the 25 new animations they slapped in. Some are for the six new catches, some are for Selene's questline. The animations are janky in that specific RPG Maker way, you know the one, where a limb might do something anatomically questionable for a frame. I live for that shit. It's not polished, it's not trying to be, it's got that one dev on Patreon energy where you can see the exact moment they learned a new trick in the engine. The cheat manager is locked behind the special edition, which, of course it is. I just want to skip the grind sometimes, is that a crime? Probably.

The Brutemon army plot is still chugging along, a backdrop for hunting magic items and, let's be real, the relationship grinding. That's the core loop now. Find new pussymon, do their side stories, get the scenes. Selene's new content is the highlight, it's the first time a legendary felt like more than just a rare spawn with a higher stat block. The writing is clunky, full of typos I bet, but it's sincere. That counts for a lot when you're talking to a lizard woman about her ancient magical destiny before things get explicit. Wonder who's next episode. The wait for more companion scenes is already annoying.

Alright, here's the thing about that battle system. It's got elemental properties now, and my brain just makes the dialup sound. Fire beats grass, water beats fire, whatever. But then the enemy Crude uses something and my Pussymon gets absolutely wrecked and I'm just sitting there like a lemon. The interface changes are fine, I guess. You can see the type matchups if you squint. But the sexcards. Oh man. The new animated ones are the whole reason we're all here, let's be real. There's this one with a new ice type creature, and the animation is so janky in the best possible way, like a Flash cartoon from 2005 having a fever dream but it's incredibly hot.

Ten new monsters to catch and I still can't remember half their names. I just call them by what they do. The one that looks like a disapproving cloud, the bunny with the weird hips. Found an easter egg side story completely by accident while grinding in the new snowy areas, and it loops, which is a choice. You can just redo the steps and watch it again. A whole quest that's basically a button you press for smut. Respect.

Nine new areas is a lot of walking. Just so much walking. And the dialogue, some Patron named Guy Fawkes Guy helped with the text review and honestly, it shows. It's got that specific flavor of someone who learned English from forum posts and hentai subs. A character says something completely unhinged and then gives you a quest to find three berries. The tonal whiplash could kill a Victorian child. But then you unlock the second easter egg, and it's so aggressively weird and explicit that I forgot what I was complaining about. The whole thing feels like it's held together with tape and a very specific fetish, which, for a Christmas special, is exactly what I want.