You start as this completely average dude who does the classic “oh shit there is a truck” moment, and instead of dying like in those overused memes, you just blink and suddenly you’re in a future where your dick is apparently an exotic relic. Every normal guy is gone, women run everything, and they got so horny and lonely that they built android men to replace you. Except you’re not really a robot. You’re more like a fake one, a rental body, and they treat you like a walking sex tool with a mouth that talks too much.

The fun thing is how casual everyone is about using you. One minute some office lady is checking a tablet like she’s ordering lunch, next second she’s pressing your crotch through your clothes to “test functions.” They call it service, but it’s basically paid groping and mild sexual harassment that just never stops. You stand in this clinic lobby, pretending to be neutral, and girls walk past, touch your ass, squeeze your chest, whisper shit like “I wonder how his oral protocol works” right in your ear. There is this one scene where a shy girl books you “just to talk” and then, maybe two lines later, she is straddling your face, trying to act innocent while grinding down and asking if she’s too heavy. The game calls it “therapy session” and I actually laughed out loud. It has that cheap, dirty humor that reminds me of the first hentai flash games I played on stolen time in the school computer lab, with 10 different tabs of Newgrounds and some janky translated VN open in old Internet Explorer. You even get that vibe of slightly broken English in some dialogue, which for me feels cozy, not bad. Like porn that doesn’t pretend to be classy. The Android Manager app in-game is cool too, where they assign you requests like you’re an Uber driver for perverts: one job is handjob only, next is public teasing in a bar booth while you pretend to be powered off, with this drunk woman sitting in your lap, slowly unzipping you under the table while her friend watches and pretends to be “checking system logs.” It’s stupid. I loved it. Also hated it a bit.

Romance sneaks in between all the filth. There is this technician girl who keeps acting annoyed at you, calling you “malfunctioning junk” while she cleans… let’s say fluids off of your sensors after sessions. Then she gets jealous when you’re booked too often by one of the rich clients. She sets your “sleep mode” to test something, climbs on top of you while you’re supposed to be off, and starts using you like a sex toy, talking softly because “you will not remember this.” Except you feel everything, trapped in your body, unable to move or talk, which is messed up and hot in that moral grey area porn loves. Later she pretends it never happened and scolds you for masturbating in the shower because “that is unscheduled release, idiot,” while secretly enjoying the show. The game loves this teasing style, where women play with you, humiliate you a bit, but not hardcore. Light humiliation, like making you strip in a locker room while two nurses pretend to do “visual inspection,” then they giggle when they realize you’re getting hard just from being watched. They push it into exhibitionism without any big speech, you just find yourself naked in ridiculous places. There is even a scene where two girls use you mostly as furniture, kissing each other on the sofa while sitting on your chest, your face stuck between thighs, one of them lazily stroking you like she’s petting a cat, and they barely talk to you at all. Weirdly intimate and also like you’re not a person. Sometimes you feel like a king, sometimes like a dildo with legs, and that mix is what makes it stick in my head more than the more “polished” porn games on Nutaku or F95. I still think the pacing is a bit all over the place, some jokes fall flat, and one animation where the blowjob looks like she’s trying to eat a popsicle sideways annoyed me way too much. But then there is a tiny scene of you jerking off alone in a maintenance room, watching a client undress through a half‑open door, and the whole future world suddenly feels sad and horny in the exact same second. Which, honestly, is kind of perfect for this game.

Stocklinburg feels a bit like when you open TikTok for “just one video” and then suddenly it’s three routes later and you’re getting a titfuck from the girl who insulted you in the tutorial. The setup is simple: you’re this 18 year old guy, new city, fancy college, law dreams, all that serious life trajectory stuff. Then you start clicking and the game keeps asking you: do you want to be a decent human with a brain, or a horny gremlin with a passing interest in jurisprudence. I tried both. Both are funny. The whole thing is written like somebody actually remembers what college people talk like, with dumb memes, dirty jokes, weird roommate conversations about masturbation and exams and “what if the milf teacher sits on my face, is that sexual harassment or a blessing” kind of vibes. Half the time I laughed, half the time I went “ok this is stupid” and kept playing anyway.

Routes-wise, if you’re into otome stuff like me but flipped to male POV, it’s kind of wild how emotional it gets between all the creampies. You go from reading case briefs to getting your briefs pulled down in a dorm bathroom. One girl is all sweet romance and then shocks you by pulling a vibrator out of nowhere, pinning you to the bed and riding you until you cum inside her and she just smirks like “good boy”. Another is fake innocent, lets you study with your head on her lap, plays with your hair, then casually slides her hand into your pants and starts a slow, teasing handjob while asking stupid questions about legal theory. There’s both male dom and female dom and it doesn’t really announce which is which, it just happens. One scene you’re shoving a girl against a wall, groping her tits through her shirt while she whimpers, next scene a milf professor has you on your knees in her office, your mouth full of her while she grades papers and occasionally uses your hair as a handle. It’s messy in a good way, animated enough to make oral sex and titfucks feel like actual moments instead of checkbox scenes. I even liked the stupid little thing where your phone UI pops up and you sext instead of actually answering serious messages. They ruined one hot build up with a cheesy joke about “objection” right when I was about to finish and I swore at my screen, but yeah, I still replayed that route later.

Story tension hangs on exams, rivalries, and who you decide to fuck or not fuck. You can be a focused aspiring lawyer who still ends up balls deep in a classmate during a study group, or completely throw your future away chasing every milf on campus. There’s a groping scene in a crowded party that made me weirdly nervous, like, your hand under her skirt, her pushing back against you, the camera a bit too close, and I spent way too long checking if any NPC would notice even though the game obviously isn’t that complex. Masturbation scenes hit too close to home: the MC hunched over his laptop, trying to be quiet in his dorm while his roommate is “sleeping”, scrolling through pics of girls you actually know in the story, not random porn. It’s kind of gross and kind of honest. The humour is very hit or miss, some lines sound like horny Reddit, but then you get a little romance beat where someone kisses your jaw after a rough creampie and wipes the cum off their thigh with your ruined study notes and I’m like, ok, you didn’t have to go that hard. I still wish the UI color for choices was different, I hate that shade and I keep losing track of which option is “mean but hot” and which is “soft boy”, but that’s just me doomscrolling through routes like I’m on Instagram anyway.

This one feels like someone took a trashy sex comedy from late night cable, dropped an actual demon perv in it, then forgot to clean anything up. You play this young incubus idiot who shows up in the human world with zero plan and way too much cocky energy, and his first move is literally to scream he’s the “long lost son” at the first random family he sees. That’s the whole tone. He’s supernatural, but like, in the same way a drunk dude on Tinder thinks he’s a god. The game leans into that. Every scene is this mix of mystical nonsense and horny sitcom where nobody acts smart, but everybody’s hot and way too touch-starved. The incubus “aura” thing is basically the excuse for why every milf, cheating wife, bratty girl and bored partner suddenly stops pretending they’re decent. People go from “who the hell are you” to “fine, just touch me there” really fast, with lots of teasing and fake resistance that melts into groping, spanking, and all the corruption you came here for. Sometimes it feels wrong in a way that makes you click faster.

The voyeur angle is funnier than it should be. There’s a lot of creeping around corners, spying on masturbation that should be private, catching someone going to town with a toy, then twisting it into a full oral scene or a surprise titfuck when the incubus finally stops watching and jumps in. The game loves big asses and huge tits and does not pretend otherwise. Half the time the camera just stays on jiggle physics like it forgot there is a face attached. You get a lot of handjobs and sloppy head that escalate into vaginal sex without much emotional buildup, which is exactly the point. There is “character growth” for the main guy, but it’s the stupid kind: he goes from obnoxious little shitter who stumbles into scenes, to a more confident, dirty-minded dom who knows how to push people over the edge. I liked that he doesn’t turn into some deep romantic hero. He just learns how to corrupt better, how to time his teasing so the milf who pretends she hates him is the one begging for his cock while her husband is basically a background prop. There’s cheating everywhere, and nobody really learns anything, except maybe how to take it deeper. The humor is low, like really low, dick jokes all over, “mystical” smells and scent gags, stupid wordplay, and somehow it works because the game never tries to be classy. I wish it didn’t cut away from some of the longer scenes so fast, like you get heavy voyeurism buildup and then the payoff rushes past, but whatever, the next ridiculous corruption setup is already poking its head in.

Guy drops college life, trades beer pong for actual beer taps, and suddenly he’s back in his old city trying to resurrect his dad’s dusty bar. That’s the base, but the real thing is what happens once he moves in with three women who’ve all known a different version of him. You’re in his skin the whole time, POV heavy, so when you’re peeking around a doorway or getting your hand “accidentally” grabbed and parked on a soft ass, it feels pretty direct. The story pitches itself like a wholesome “follow your dream” thing, then five minutes later you’re watching a MILF in a tight blouse stretch over the counter in front of you, her shirt pulling just enough you can’t concentrate on the dialogue at all. And it is animated, which helps when she slowly bites her lip and gives that half-smirk that screams “I know exactly what you’re staring at.” There’s this early scene in the bar storage room where she’s “teaching” you how to organize stock, but somehow her ass keeps brushing your crotch, and the camera lingers way longer than necessary. She bends to grab a crate and your hand “slips” to her hip, then a bit lower. The game doesn’t even pretend that groping wasn’t intentional, and I kind of respect that lack of shame.

Pacing is weird in a good way. You go from arguing about drink menus and budgets to getting a handjob behind a half-closed door while one of the other women walks past the corridor, close enough you can hear her humming. Voyeur stuff sneaks in slowly. At first you just catch someone in the shower by accident, long wet hair on her back, water running over her ass, your reflection faint in the foggy mirror. Later, you’re standing in the dark hallway on purpose, watching her kneel in front of you, mouth open, spit stringing between lips and shaft while she looks up with that ahegao-light expression, slightly too far, tongue out, eyes losing focus. The romance angle is there, with these little soft scenes where you’re talking about your father and dreams and all that, but then it flips and you’re balls deep in her on the bar counter after closing time, her legs wrapped around you, moaning into your neck so loud you’re sure someone will hear. Anal and creampie don’t show up like some big menu choice, more like “we got carried away” moments: her on all fours in the back office, lube bottle knocked over on a pile of invoices, you pushing into her ass slowly while she clutches the desk and makes that sharp little gasp, then later grinding back on you, begging to feel you explode inside. One of the girls starts out shy and basically virgin, which makes the first time you go down on her kind of sweet and clumsy, but the camera angle is still all about tongue and slick folds and her thighs trembling. Mouth full, your cock smeared with her drool, she chokes a bit, recovers, then forces herself deeper until you unload down her throat and it leaks from her lips. The humor hits in between: dumb bar jokes, porn-level innuendo about “tapping kegs” and “filling up,” and you roll your eyes, but then you’re clicking through them anyway just to get to the part where her face melts in pleasure right before that sticky creampie drips out on the worn wooden floor.

Laurel looks like that woman from Instagram who posts perfect brunch photos and “date night” selfies, but you can already tell from the first minutes that something is cracked under the cute dress and polite smile. The game throws you into her skin, not as a blank puppet, but as this young wife who’s already tired of pretending her life is fine. You feel that pressure from husband, from in‑laws with fake smiles, from all those “you should be grateful” vibes. And inside her head is this slow fuck-it building up. At first it’s tiny stuff: a lingering look at a stranger, an innocent joke that sounds a bit too flirty, a hand resting where it shouldn’t on the train. Nothing explodes right away. It just rots slowly, in a way that actually feels uncomfortably real if you ever had a relationship going stale while everyone around says “you two are perfect together.”

The lewd side doesn’t jump out screaming porn, it creeps up and then suddenly you realize you’re watching Laurel’s lips wrap around somebody who definitely isn’t her husband, and the worst part is: it makes emotional sense. A blowjob here is not “press F to suck”, it’s a choice that comes from all the shit you let slide earlier. You ignore his coldness one evening, you let him blame you for his bad day, you stay polite when your mother‑in‑law makes that racist little remark about your neighbor, and slowly Laurel starts to seek attention from places she shouldn’t. You choose if that hand on her thigh in the car keeps going up. If she closes her legs or opens them and pretends it’s “just this once.” There is a scene during a party where she goes outside for some air, dress a bit too tight, and some guy with hungry eyes just stares at her ass while she leans over the balcony. You can play her as shy and pull the dress down, or just let it ride up, feel the cold night air on her cheeks while he watches, and it hits that exhibitionist itch in a way that feels dirty, not cartoon.

What fucked with my head a bit is how the game lets you decide if her “corruption” is a fall or some kind of twisted awakening. You can push her into being a loyal wife clinging to a dead bedroom, or let her go full cheating slut who moans for a thick cock that doesn’t match her husband’s skin color and tells herself it’s “just stress relief.” There’s one route where she lets herself be touched in a crowded place, guy’s fingers sneaking under her skirt while people are two meters away, and you see her breathing go faster because being watched without them knowing turns her on more than any romantic dinner ever did. The voyeur stuff goes both ways too; you can have her secretly spying on someone else fucking, hand between her legs, whispering “I shouldn’t” while she keeps going anyway. Some endings pay you for staying “faithful”, some reward you with messy creampies and a marriage so broken it almost loops back into honesty. Not all scenes are perfect, a few dialogues feel like Google Translate got drunk and tried to write dirty talk, and there’s this one animation where the handjob grip looks weird and I keep noticing it every time, but then Laurel bites her lip and you forget about the stiff fingers. It’s not polished porn for people who just want clean orgasms; it’s for when you want to feel a woman’s morals stretch like elastic until something finally snaps, and you’re the one who pulled.

Elizabeth’s life in this game starts in that really ugly, quiet kind of disaster. Not car chases, not explosions, just her husband suddenly gone behind bars and all the bills still arriving like nothing happened. The whole thing feels very… cramped. You’re mostly in small rooms, small conversations, small decisions that twist into something dirty faster than you expect. It plays like a visual novel, so you are tapping through text, choosing how she reacts, who she trusts, who she lets touch her, and how far she’s willing to go to keep the house from falling apart. The erotic side grows slow at first, which I actually liked, because by the time some asshole is “comforting” her with his hand sliding over her big ass, you already know exactly why she’s letting it happen. Or why she pretends she hates it while still leaning a little closer.

What caught me is how the game keeps mixing guilt and arousal. You get a scene where Elizabeth is watching her son sleep and thinking about how she failed this family, then two taps later she’s in the kitchen with some lowlife who helped her with money, and he’s behind her, grinding on her while she tries to wash dishes like nothing is happening. The camera sticks to small movements: his fingers pushing under her blouse, her tits pressing against the sink, that half second where she opens her mouth but no sound comes out. When oral comes up, it usually feels like a transaction. It is not some porn fairy tale where she suddenly loves sucking cock, it’s more like “I need this loan extended, fine, I’ll get on my knees.” You pick if she goes through with it or pulls back. And if she does go through with it, the game doesn’t skip. You get the sloppy details, the saliva, her eyes trying not to meet his as he uses her mouth like a cheap toy, while the writing reminds you that the rent is due next week. There is a bit of voyeur stuff too that fits surprisingly well: cracked doors, someone watching her bend over, a phone screen lighting up at the worst time. One of my favorite trashy moments is when she’s half-dressed, arguing with a “friend of the family,” and you can choose whether she notices that he is openly staring at her tits, or she pretends not to. If you make her confront him, it somehow gets even filthier.

The “family” angle is handled in this messy, realistic way that will probably piss off some people and turn on others. Nobody is wholesome. Her son is not some perfect angel. He is stressed, sometimes cruel, sometimes too clingy, and the game loves to trap Elizabeth between maternal instinct and all the sexual tension that grows from living in this pressure cooker. You get scenes where she changes clothes in her room and you can decide if she closes the door properly or leaves it a bit open, knowing someone might peek. That voyeuristic feeling of “I should not see this, but I really want to” is constant. The mobile format actually helps here, because it feels like reading dirty messages on Telegram when you should be doing something else. One-handed mode, yeah, it works. The choices matter just enough to make you go back and try different branches, but not in some deep strategy way. More like “what if she lets him grope her one more time in the car” or “what if she agrees to that late-night visit to the office.” Some routes turn Elizabeth into a secret slut who discovers she likes having her mouth used, some keep her proud and stubborn while still putting her in situations where everyone treats her body like currency. The game is shameless with big tits and big milf energy, but it never fully forgets the broken woman under all that, and that tension is the thing that stuck in my head long after I closed the tab.

Camp Klondike feels like somebody took all the horny camp stories people trade on Reddit, shoved them into a VN, then said “yeah ok but what if everyone here was way more repressed and way more into watching each other jerk off.” It’s a week of counselors stuck out in the woods after the brats leave, too wound up and sunburned and bored, and slowly figuring out that everyone around them is just as desperate to get touched. The whole mood is that awkward teen-movie energy, but with adults who actually know what condoms are and still somehow get flustered by a bare shoulder in the shower block. One minute they’re sitting around a campfire making dumb jokes, next minute somebody is getting their ass smacked behind the canoe shed and trying to keep quiet because the others might walk in. Which, obviously, they kinda want to happen anyway.

What works best is how insecure most of them are. You’re not thrown into instant porn logic where every character is ready to get blasted in the face on day one. It starts with small shit. Accidentally walking in on a girl changing in the cabin and realizing she’s not actually mad, she’s blushing and pretending to be mad while she keeps complaining that you’re “still looking.” A late-night skinny dip where the girls are pretending it’s just a dare but no one puts their clothes back on after, and you can see hands drifting under the water, brushing thighs, hesitating, then not hesitating at all. There’s a scene where one of the counselors gets caught touching herself in her bunk while thinking about another girl, and she tries to cover up with this weak “I was just, uh, scratching” excuse, and the other one just sits down and starts watching instead of leaving. No big speech, no romance movie soundtrack, just two people in the dark, one rubbing her clit under the sleeping bag while the other pretends she’s not staring at every little twitch. Later, that same shy voyeur ends up on the other side of the glass, literally, jerking off alone in the shower while the girls peek in through the fogged window, whispering, making fun of his stroke rhythm and then getting turned on anyway.

The kinks sneak up on you. First it’s just casual touching and “oops my hand slipped” gropes, then suddenly you’re in the rec hall after lights-out and there’s four half-naked counselors in a messy circle, some kneeling, some sitting on tables, everybody sticky and pretending this is just a funny group experiment. One girl is clearly the good-girl type, still talking about “this is wrong” while she’s on her knees with cum dripping down her chin, letting the others smear it on her tits like sunscreen. Another one wants to be in charge but keeps losing control when someone grabs her by the hips and smacks her ass until she shuts up. There’s a quiet moment too, like sitting on the pier at sunrise, where two of them end up cuddling after a rough night. One has red handprints on her ass and still leans back for more, asking for another spanking later with this tiny embarrassed voice. They’re all pretending it’s just camp fun and “we’ll laugh about it when summer’s over,” except you can feel the romance sneaking in around the edges. A girl holding another’s face after a messy facial and kissing her anyway, licking stray drops off her lips like it’s totally normal, is way more intimate than anyone wants to admit. And yeah, sometimes it’s ridiculous, like one scene where everyone’s so worked up they end up basically using one shy counselor as a human cum target in the staff room, giggling and cheering like they’re playing some drunk party game on Discord, but then later you catch that same character alone, quietly masturbating, replaying it in her head with this dumb lovesick smile. None of it feels noble or classy, it’s all sweat and nerves and “is someone watching us” and hands wandering under shorts around a campfire that’s burning out too fast.

Animus Non Grata starts with that cheap little lie most porn games try to sell you: “you’re just a normal girl”. Here, you’re not. You wake up as property. Literally a toy with legs, an android that looks soft and human and fuckable, but everyone around you reminds you pretty fast that you don’t get a vote. That tone hits right away. A hand on your chin like he owns your jaw. Fingers on your ass because why ask permission from a machine. Text box says one thing, the scene shows another. And yeah, the main guy talks a lot, but it actually works, since he treats you like a mix of pet, experiment and living sex toy. One moment he’s wiping oil or blood or whatever from your cheek and calling you “good girl”, next moment he’s grabbing your throat and telling you he can turn you off if you misbehave. I liked how you’re always the one seeing stuff, though. Female POV makes the harassment feel close. When he gropes you in a hallway and some dude passes by and just looks away, you really get that “nobody will help you” vibe in your stomach. Uncomfortable, but in a way that fits the story. And horny too, annoyingly horny.

The game likes slow burns more than quick porn hits. For example, there is this scene in the workshop where he’s “testing your pain settings”. He straps you over a bench, naked except for some belts and a stupid collar, and he keeps talking about calibration while playing with paddles and crops. It takes forever. Like he spanks your ass, then stops to type something on a terminal, then touches between your legs, then goes back to your thighs with something that stings a lot more. That mix of clinical and perverted is the main kink here. Sex toys look like lab tools half the time. There’s another moment where he blackmails you with your own data logs. He literally scrolls through lines of your arousal stats while pressing a vibrator against you in public, whispering that if you don’t obey he’ll show everyone how wet you get from “abuse simulations”. It’s fucked, and the game knows it’s fucked, so it leans into humiliation hard. Forced stripping, standing in front of a mirror while he critiques your nipples like he’s checking factory defects, making you say stuff about how you belong to him. Sometimes I rolled my eyes because he really loves to talk. And some teasing scenes drag longer than they need to, like the third “kneel in front of me and don’t touch yourself” bit where I just wanted him to shut up and do something already. But then you get a payoff scene where he pushes your face into the mattress, cuffs digging into your wrists, vibrator buried inside you while he spanks your ass raw, and you’re kind of glad the game made you wait. Not gonna pretend it’s subtle. It is rough, controlling, very much about ownership and breaking down this pretty android girl until she starts moaning when she’s called trash. And then, just when you think you’ve got the dynamic figured out, it drops a tiny line about you glitching your own obedience protocols, and suddenly those same restraints and toys look a bit different, like maybe one day he’s going to be the one naked and afraid on that bench.

Magic is falling apart in this world, and everybody is kind of quietly panicking while pretending everything is fine and just fucking their way through the crisis. You play this guy hiding from the powerful magic families, the only secret male mage left who actually matters, and the second you show your face again the whole social circle of horny nobles, monster girls, milfs and magic brats basically orbits around your dick and your decisions. On paper it is about “investigating why magic is dying,” but in practice it feels more like “investigating why everyone you meet is ready to either ride you, own you, or both.” I like that the main character is not just a walking cock though. He actually has history with people. You walk into a room and suddenly an ex-student, a cold noblewoman, and a smug milf are all pretending they are here for political reasons while staring at your mouth like they are thinking about oral more than diplomacy. I laughed when a totally serious magic debate got interrupted because someone could not stop making eye-contact with your crotch. Relatable, honestly.

The writing swings between sweet and filthy in a really weird way that kind of works. One moment you are comforting a girl who feels useless because her magic is weak and she is scared about the future, and the next moment she is on her knees, drool on her chin, gagging herself on you with those teary eyes that look way too much like ahegao “oops I broke my brain on this dick.” There is group stuff, but not just “okay, four girls, one guy, go.” People actually react. A shy virgin mage clumsily jerking you off while a more experienced milf is behind her, guiding her wrist and whispering in her ear how to squeeze you. Then that same milf takes over and does a titfuck that looks like she has been waiting her entire life to suffocate someone with those huge tits. The game loves teasing. Slow groping of big asses in dark corridors, a hand “accidentally” brushing a soaked pussy over panties during a magic lesson, a noble girl grinding on your thigh while lecturing you about family duty, trying so hard to keep her voice steady while she is basically masturbating on your leg. I wish there was a toggle to make them shut up during some sex scenes, because sometimes I just want wet sounds and moans and not another speech about lineage, but whatever, I still let it play.

One thing that surprised me is how often you get pulled between being dominant and being completely overpowered by some of these women. There is a scene where you pin a monster girl to the bed, hold her wrists, and fuck her until she is clawing the sheets, begging for a creampie, tail twitching like crazy while she swears she will “serve your bloodline forever” if you just keep filling her. Then later, a calm, older sorceress makes you kneel, wraps a magic toy around your cock, and edges you while she plays with another girl’s pussy right in front of you. She is talking quietly, explaining some theory about “the nature of desire,” like this is a PowerPoint, but your whole body is shaking and you know you are not in control. There is lesbian stuff that actually feels like real fun between them, not just “warming up” for you. Two girls experimenting with each other’s bodies, fingering, grinding, one spanking the other lightly, and you just watching for a while, half ignored, half worshiped. And yes, pregnancy is a thing, but it sneaks up on you. After a lot of raw creampies, someone casually mentions she missed her period and suddenly the reality of what you have been doing hits harder than any magic spell. The only thing that really annoyed me is one tiny animation loop where the oral angle is just slightly off and I kept staring at it like, “why is her tongue licking nothing,” and now I cannot unsee it, and the game absolutely refuses to care. Anyway, it is messy, horny, a bit emotional, sometimes stupid in a good way, sometimes stupid in a bad way, but it feels alive enough that I kept clicking “next” instead of checking Twitter or Discord like I usually do.