Mr. Thorne is the kind of boss every HR person has nightmares about and every corruption fetishist secretly bookmarks. You play this smug CEO who looks at the office and doesn’t see “team” or “career path”, just toys with legs, tits and weak spots you can buy, squeeze or break. The whole thing feels like some horny mix of Excel sheet and casting couch, just without the camera tripod. It’s a kinetic story, so you’re not juggling 40 menus in Ren’Py or grinding stats like in HuniePop. You’re basically steering one very dirty train on fixed rails, and that’s actually hot here, because it lets the game go really far with the humiliation and control without stopping to ask you if you’re “sure” you want to be a bastard. Of course you’re sure. You’re playing a CEO called Mr. Thorne, not Mr. Therapy.

The three assistants are the main show and each one feels like a different flavor of “office disaster you should not fuck, so obviously you will”. Big tits are not just in the tag, they’re actually a thing in the scenes. Thorne will be in a “serious” meeting, pretend to talk about reports, then casually slide his hand under a blouse, groping her like she’s company property. And she kind of is, in his head. There’s spanking in the most petty, abusive way too, not some cute BDSM club. You send her a “performance review” email, she shows up nervous, gets bent over the desk, skirt up, ass out, and you smack her cheeks while explaining how she “failed KPI” until she’s half crying, half wet and totally humiliated. I liked how the game doesn’t pretend it’s romantic. This is domination, straight up harassment, blackmail, even cheating. A couple of scenes drag a bit, like it keeps teasing and stripping and teasing and talking about “boundaries” while you just want him to push her knees apart already, but then suddenly it snaps into this really nasty, hot payoff and you kind of forget you were annoyed two minutes ago.

What works nice is how corruption builds. At the start they’re still trying to be professionals, fixing their blouse, giving you that “sir, this is inappropriate” line. Then you catch one in a tiny lie or office mistake and weaponize it. You threaten her job, her reputation, her boyfriend she keeps checking on WhatsApp. There is a great moment where you casually show one assistant some “photos” you should not have of her, and she freezes, cheeks red, big ass pressed back against the filing cabinet while you grope her and whisper the terms of her new “contract” into her ear. No choices there, just the game slowly twisting her from nervous to obedient toy, and it hits that nasty corruption kink really well. Sometimes the AI-style CG looks a bit weird, like a hand with extra fingers or hair doing strange things, and it pulls you out for a second, but then there’s this scene where you have one girl on her knees under the desk during a business call, your other assistant walks in, realizes what’s happening, and your only response is to hook your fingers in her panties too. Honestly the whole thing feels like “Best Use of HR Violations” material. It’s rough, mean, very much for people who like sexual harassment and male domination without moral lectures, and it keeps that harem fantasy vibe where the whole office basically bends over when the boss crooks a finger.

Imagine Stardew Valley went on Pornhub, got corrupted by horny aliens, then forgot what crops are and only remembered tits and ranch fences. That’s Starlewd Ranch in the brain. You roll in as this clueless dude who’s supposed to “help on the ranch,” but every single girl looks like she escaped from a gacha game where the only stats are boob size and how hard she moans when you touch her. The first time the blonde ranch girl bends over to pick something and her huge ass just fills the screen, I literally forgot there were menus. She talks about feeding animals and all I’m thinking is “yeah I got something to feed right here,” and then the game actually lets you go there. Not right away, but you see the road. And that’s worse. Or better. Depends how lonely you are.

There’s this moment early on where you end up alone in a barn with one of the “helpers,” she’s got that innocent virgin vibe but also wearing shorts that might as well be a suggestion, not clothing. She’s trying to act shy, eyes all big, then your hand “accidentally” grabs her tit and the game slows down just to show that squeeze. Nipples pushing against your palm, the model actually reacts, and she does this half ahegao face like she’s not ready but also absolutely ready. You finger her against the stall door, hay sticking to her back, she’s biting her lip trying not to scream because people might hear outside. Of course you keep going. You feel her get wetter, she starts grinding on your hand, and the camera angle goes lower, almost between her thighs. That little tremble when she cums on your fingers, with her legs shaking and tits bouncing… yeah, that scene lives rent free. Then five minutes later the same girl is calmly talking about chores like you didn’t just make her soak the entire barn floor, and honestly that mood whiplash is kind of hilarious.

What got me is how the game pretends to be this chill sandbox thing where you just wander around the ranch, talk to people, do simple tasks, but it’s lying to your face. Every route leads to you surrounded by a harem of big tit ranch girls, each one with her own “please sexually harass me a little more” energy. You go from brushing a horse to accidentally pressing your dick against someone’s ass, from “can you help me with this” to her on her knees giving you a sloppy blowjob in a storage shed, drool dripping, eyes rolled up like a full ahegao meme. There’s titfucks where those ridiculous boobs wrap around you, animated enough that you actually see the slide, and oral scenes where you can almost feel the warmth through the screen. Strip scenes are nice too, like when one of them awkwardly strips out of her overalls in your room, trying to act confident, failing, then finally standing there naked and blushing while you just stare. I wish the day-to-day stuff on the ranch mattered more, but it won’t, because the game clearly knows everyone came for that moment when three girls crowd you in a bedroom, arguing who gets the cock first, and you just sit there like some hentai protagonist who tripped and fell into the best ranch in the universe.

You come back to your hometown like some half-broken stray dog, pretending it’s a “fresh start” when actually it feels more like the universe dragging you back by the collar. New school, familiar streets, same old dirty brain. The game leans hard into that mix of normal teenage school life and quiet filth humming under everything. Classrooms, corridors, rooftops, locker rooms, all these places that look innocent if you squint and then you notice how the girls bend over the desks, how their skirts ride up just a bit too high, how you can “accidentally” brush against them in a crowd and they react in that way that makes you doubt if it was really an accident at all. Or maybe you know it wasn’t.

The art is actually weirdly charming. Not perfect, some faces look a bit off, some poses feel like the artist’s hand got tired halfway, but that gives it personality. The big tits are not just big; they have weight and attitude. A mature teacher leaning over you, her blouse straining, a soft bounce when she straightens, the faint line of sweat between them after standing in front of the board too long. She acts strict, but the way her eyes linger on you is not teacher-like at all. I really like how the game plays with that tension: she’s supposed to scold you for being distracted, but she is the distraction. Or maybe I just have issues, which is also possible. One moment you’re listening to some boring school drama, next moment you’re pressing a milf against the wall in an empty office and groping her ass like you own the place. The fantasy side of it slips in slowly: the “power” you get doesn’t just let you throw fireballs or something stupid, it lets you twist situations, nudge emotions, tilt the balance so that a simple look becomes an order and a shy girl suddenly stops resisting your wandering hands. That little spark where consent blurs into obedience is the whole erotic engine here, and the game knows it very well.

What kept me there longer than I want to admit was the voyeur thing. You’re in this school that pretends to be safe, and you find yourself peeking through doors, catching girls changing, noticing how they touch themselves when they think no one can see. There is a scene in the bathrooms where the sound design does more work than the visuals: you hear soft moans through a thin wall and you decide if you burst in, watch quietly, or use your little supernatural edge to push things further. I actually spent too long watching one side character who almost never speaks, just because of the way she sits by the window in class, her skirt sliding up, thigh exposed, lost in her own horny little world, now and then glancing at you like she knows you can read her thoughts. Funny thing, the romance bits sometimes feel more intimate than the outright porn. Walking home with a girl after school, your hand brushing hers over and over, her cheeks red, and then when you finally grab her wrist and pull her into a dark alley, all that slow sweetness flips into rough kissing, your fingers digging under her bra, her breath catching as you push her back against the cold brick. It’s romantic and trashy at the same time. Some routes feel like a harem slowly forming around you, every woman orbiting your power and your dick, but there are also these little quiet moments that almost make you forget you’re playing a power fantasy. Almost. Then you’re using your superhuman influence to make the proud class rep drop to her knees in a locked classroom, tears in her eyes, lipstick smeared, and all that “fresh start” bullshit proves itself to be exactly what it always was: an excuse to fuck your way through your past. Honestly, the save menu design irritates me more than any moral issue, but that’s another story.

Game hits different if you’re a gacha addict like me. It feels almost like rolling horny banners instead of playing some deep story, and I mean that in a good way and a bad way at same time. You start as this very aware guy in a world full of NPC-brained people who only react when you poke the correct “flag” and it feels weirdly close to how you click through auto battles in Epic Seven or Nikke. Everyone around you just loops their little idle lines until you decide to break the script and suddenly the teacher that ignored you turns into a monster girl with way too many options on her context menu. Point and click stuff sounds boring on paper but here it’s more like “point, click, whoops my hand is on her ass now.” I liked that it actually lets you abuse the system a bit, like deliberately triggering the wrong event and still getting rewarded with some groping scene because the engine “bugs out” and your guy is the only one who notices. That whole meta joke of you being above the code actually works when you’re unzipped and sleepy from too much coom and still want one more pull for a new animation.

The sex scenes feel like limited-time banners. You see the monster girl acting like some bland quest NPC, then you find the one clickable thing the game designers hid on her outfit, and suddenly you are in a full-on stripping sequence that escalates to oral and then straight into vaginal like the dev doesn’t believe in foreplay sliders. Anal is not there from the start, you sorta earn it by “breaking” her normal behavior often enough, which is funny because I swear I had flashbacks to pity counter in gacha: no anal, no anal, then suddenly jackpot and she is taking it while still repeating her default NPC line with those empty eyes. Creepy and hot and stupid, all in same time. The animated stuff is pretty decent for AI CG, sometimes the faces do that weird soulless thing but honestly it kind of fits the whole NPC vibe. One thing that actually surprised me: the exhibition play. You can make them strip in spots where other NPCs are walking by, but the “crowd” reacts only when you click the right trigger, so you’re basically fucking in public while the world pretends nothing happens until you choose otherwise. It feels a little like being the dev in your own parody of a fantasy game, poking the map, seeing what breaks, then abusing it for more blowjob loops. I wish there was a proper log for all the scenes I unlocked, but nah, it just expects my goldfish brain to remember which monster girl in which corner of town lets me press her tits again. Still, every time I think “ok I have seen everything,” I end up clicking a random barrel or dialog box and suddenly I’m watching an exhibition strip sequence next to the quest board like it is perfectly normal. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

Damian comes back to Milfheim with that fake “I’m a responsible college guy now” energy, but the game never really treats him like some heroic main character. He’s just this tall, slightly awkward dude who suddenly finds himself living in a house where every quiet moment feels loaded. The first breakfast with Helen already feels too intimate. She moves around the kitchen in this soft home dress that hugs her huge tits in that lazy, accidental way, bending a little too far when she brings him the toast. There’s this short animation of her chest lightly bouncing when she turns, and it’s not some cartoony jiggle either, it has weight, like whoever made it actually stares at boobs in real life. Damian pretends to check his phone while his eyes very obviously follow her ass when she walks away. The camera angle is rude in the best way, sliding just behind her, like you’re the pervert hiding in the hallway.

What really worked for me is how the game keeps using space. Corridors, door frames, that narrow little staircase, the balcony where laundry is hanging. It weaponizes small distances. Helen brushing past him “by accident” in the hallway, her hip pressing against his crotch for half a second too long. You get these looping animated moments of contact, like her hand on his thigh while she laughs at some college story, fingers spreading just a bit, not quite groping, but clearly not innocent. Then two scenes later she’s acting like a strict landlady, arms crossed, tits squeezed up, scolding him for not cleaning his room, and you suddenly notice how the blouse pulls across her nipples when she’s annoyed. It’s not subtle, but it’s also not just porn-on-rails. There’s voyeur stuff slipping in all over the place. Damian “accidentally” sees her in the bathroom through a half-open door, steam everywhere, her big ass outlined as she leans over the sink, towel struggling to stay closed. The game lets you linger on that shot with a tiny idle animation where the fabric slowly slides down her hip, just a couple pixels at a time, very slow, too slow, like it wants you to squint at every curve. I actually got annoyed the first time because I expected something to happen faster, but then I found myself rewatching that same loop like three times, just to see the way the light hits the wet skin. Stupid, but it works.

School setting stuff creeps in mostly when he goes out, which I liked more than I expected. It’s not the usual “harem parade in uniforms” thing. There is this one scene where he’s sitting in a classroom after hours, just empty desks and sunset outside, and a woman with a very teacher vibe leans over his shoulder to “check his notes”. She’s clearly older, not as soft as Helen, and the camera really takes its time on the way her blouse gaps when she bends. You see that line between her tits, the bra barely holding them, and his eyes flick up and down in these tiny animations, like he’s fighting himself and losing. She notices, smiles, and instead of calling him out, she guides his hand with this completely unnecessary full-body contact. Her ass presses against the edge of the desk, and your view just ends up framed between her breasts and her hips, like you’re trapped in this warm, slightly perfume-heavy bubble. The teasing is constant. A hand “helping” him adjust his tie that stays on his chest way too long, a “massage” after he complains about studying that turns into her fingers digging into his thighs, sliding higher, then stopping exactly where you start to think “ok, now she’ll grab his cock”. But she doesn’t, not yet. It drove me crazy once or twice, because sometimes I just wanted someone to stop playing and just shove his face into that huge milf cleavage and be done with it. But at the same time, the slow build with all the groping, the half-accidental touches, the glances from across the room, it sticks in your brain more than a simple blowjob scene. They do have oral too, and when it happens, it hits harder because you watched this woman pretend to be “proper” for hours of play. Watching that calm, polite expression melt while she’s on her knees, lips stretched around him, mascara starting to smear a bit, feels like you finally broke something delicate. I kind of wish the game didn’t cut away right after the swallow animation that one time, I wanted like five more seconds, but it never gives it. And somehow that missing piece makes me remember it more.

Fashion Spice looks harmless at first, like one more glossy fetish about models with huge tits fighting for the camera, but the game is way more fucked up and strangely smart about how it turns “levelling” into corruption. You start as this pretty regular guy tossed into the fashion agency circus, and the first “stats” you really feel aren’t your strength or charisma, it’s how deep you let yourself sink into the agency’s filth. Every scene is kind of a choice between staying human or becoming the kind of bastard the agency clearly wants. Except, little by little, the game rewards you more when you pick the bastard options. That’s the eroge style gamification here: the more you give in, the more the world opens, more girls, more monsters, more backstage privileges, more private shows in dark corridors with too much red light and not enough clothes.

What I liked is how the sex is not just thrown in like “ok, you clicked flirt, here’s generic blowjob.” There’s this scene early on with a shy new model, she’s supposed to do a lingerie test shoot. If you play it gentle, you get cute romance: slow undressing, tongue-heavy kissing, hands on her big ass, simple vaginal sex on the studio couch, kind of vanilla but sweet. If you pressure her a bit, flirt right on the edge, the system flags that in background and suddenly later on she shows up in some “special casting” where a tentacle horror from the agency’s basement “sponsors” new talent. That scene is a wild mix of fear and arousal, multiple penetration, one slick tentacle filling her ass while another pushes a toy inside her and she’s still trying to pretend she’s doing it “for the job.” It’s creepy as hell and hot at same time, like the game is trolling your conscience. The horror tag really shows when you realize those moaning, animated loops in the ritual room actually react to your past choices, not just play randomly. There is a lesbian path with one of the older MILF models that is way too short though, it builds up with all that teasing in the dressing room, mutual masturbation in front of the mirror, tongue work, nails on skin, then it kind of rushes to creampie with a guy in the next event instead of letting the girls breathe more. You get oral sex scenes where the girl is half terrified of what the agency will do if she refuses, then a moment later she’s riding you like a porn pro, and the game just shrugs like, “yeah, that’s showbiz, baby.” Choices really change who ends kneeling in a group sex shoot, who ends screaming in some bloody, tentacle-filled backstage nightmare, who actually falls in love, but the mobile UI makes some menus feel like using early Instagram on a broken phone, especially when your log of encounters gets cluttered. Still, you’re tracking “trust,” “submission,” weird occult “devotion” values, but none of that is explained cleanly; you just notice that the more a girl lets you grope her in crowded hallways or suck you off between two catwalks, the more the story paths twist into dark romance instead of just quick porn scenes. I kept telling myself I’d aim for the soft, romantic route, protect the girls, but the moment I unlocked the first full-on monster gangbang under the runway, with tentacles plugging every hole and cum dripping on designer shoes, I forgot all that moral stuff pretty fast. The pacing is like a messy house party where some rooms are chill, some rooms are outright satanic, and sometimes you open a door expecting anal and get a psychological horror cutscene instead. If you want to squeeze every dirty drop out of it, poke at the seemingly “wrong” answers, save before big choices, and never trust a contract that comes with champagne and a smile.

Library Desires is exactly that kind of filthy slow-burn that pretends to be “about books” for like five minutes, then your dick is out and you forgot what you were even supposed to be reading. You’re this dude who goes to a quiet library that is absolutely not quiet, because every girl in there has some weird secret going on, and half of those secrets involve you getting your hands all over them when nobody’s looking. The vibe is kinda cozy and kind of fucked at the same time. One second you’re turning pages, the next you’re pressing some flustered librarian against a shelf, fingers sliding under her skirt while she tries not to make a sound. Whole game loves that “we could get caught” feeling. The groping scenes in the stacks hit way harder than they should. You get those animated loops where a girl twitches when you grab her ass or sneak your hand under her shirt, and the tiny movement in her hips is way more erotic than some full-on porn pose.

What I like most is how the story keeps pretending there’s some big mystery going on, and you’re actually falling for it while also trying to see which girl you can corrupt harder. There’s this strange thing with monster girls showing up in the middle of all the “normal” romance, and it somehow fits. One moment you’re teasing a shy bookworm, guiding her hand to your crotch under the reading table, and in another route you’re dealing with something with horns and a tail who acts like she owns you but you actually end up dominating her instead. Choices matter in a messed up way. You say one wrong thing and suddenly there’s some NTR twist where a girl you were slowly training to be your little library pet is moaning for another guy in a side route. I hated it and I loved it, and I still clicked it again like an idiot to see the alt scene. The game gaslights you a bit too, like “yeah, you’re in control” while quietly handing your favorite girl to someone else if you get careless. There’s real harem energy if you play it smart though, lining girls up, juggling their secrets, touching one in a dark aisle while another sends you needy messages. I had a whole notes file in Google Keep just tracking which choice locked which scene, and I still managed to lose one perfect teasing route because I picked the “nice” option once. Also, one of the early animated loops reuses the same breathing sound twice in a row and it annoys the shit out of me every single time, and I still replay that scene like a degenerate.

The AI generated CG stuff is surprisingly hot and also a little weird in a good way. Some faces look too perfect, some hands are slightly off if you stare too long, but honestly it just makes it feel more dreamlike, like a horny fever hallucination. There’s this one scene where a girl is pushed against a towering bookshelf, her shirt half unbuttoned, and your hand is sliding up her thigh while text is describing how wet she is getting, and the art has that slightly unreal glow that makes it feel like forbidden porn you shouldn’t have found. The teasing is brutal, too. MC likes to control, to make them beg in whispers: kneeling between the shelves, forced to keep quiet, swallowing you while anyone could walk past. Then in another path the control flips and you watch a girl you thought was “yours” getting used by someone else, while you’re stuck reading it like a loser. I actually left the game open on a background tab while scrolling Twitter because I couldn’t decide if I wanted to reload or just let the jealousy hit me. If you play, don’t rush the skip button. Milk every scene, read the flirting, take the “wrong” choice sometimes just to see who gets stolen from you, and lean into the pervy MC role fully. The library’s packed with secrets; your job is to grope all of them until they break.

Apartment 69 feels like someone looked at every degenerate fantasy you had in college and said “yeah, that, but more awkward and more naked”. You’re this 20 year old programmer kid who somehow can afford his own place, and the game treats that apartment like a horny gravity well. Everyone important just keeps getting pulled into it. Family shows up, classmates show up, neighbors that clearly skipped the “boundaries” class show up. It starts pretty innocent, like simple errands and casual chats, and then slowly you’re rubbing against people in tight hallways, “accidentally” walking in during showers, and pretending you’re shocked while the camera zooms straight onto bouncing tits. The corruption vibe here isn’t instant; characters go from normal to “ok fine you can touch me there” to “why am I moaning this much” in a very porn logic way. If you like that slow slide instead of instant sluts, it kind of nails it. If you actually went to college, some of the school scenes are a bit too accurate, just with way more handjobs under the desk.

From Unreal side, I keep catching myself switching between horny and nerdy. The lighting on skin is surprisingly good, especially in darker rooms where the only source is a TV screen or some crappy lamp in the corner. The models are thick in that “this rig has been tweaked for hours” way, not generic store stuff. You notice it in the way breasts settle when characters lean forward, or how the ass pushes against tight shorts when your MC is very obviously staring. It is not perfect though. Sometimes the facial expressions go weird, like you’re talking about homework but she’s making a face like she just got creampied on the roof. Mouths clip now and then, the trans character’s shoulders look a bit off from some angles, and a couple of animation loops feel like someone rushed through them at 4% brain power. I had one scene where a hot milf is supposed to look mad, but she just looks kind of horny and constipated. Still, when the sandbox opens up and you’re bouncing between the apartment and school and back, asking yourself “do I grind affection or do I go straight for more groping in the kitchen?”, the small jank turns almost funny. Like, you’re lining up a serious emotional talk and the game just throws a titty physics moment in your face and your brain forgets the plot.

Sex content hits fast after you get past the intro routine. You start with small stuff like “accidental” touches, helping someone with sunscreen for way too long, or waking up with a hand in your pants and pretending you’re still asleep. Then it goes hard into masturbation scenes, spying on people from doors that are never locked, and those drawn out “teach me how to stroke it properly” handjob bits that feel like they were made by someone who spent too much time on old xHamster clips. When the interracial scenes start showing and the family drama gets nastier, you can really feel the corruption layers piling up, especially when a girl that acted shy two events ago is suddenly riding you and begging to get filled. There is one moment with a virgin character where the game takes its time on the first penetration, camera pressed close, breathing heavy, small twitch in her legs, and it’s honestly way hotter than some of the full-on gangbang scenes in other games. Also, the shemale route is not just a cheap extra. There is build up, flirty text chats, some real tension in the bathroom encounters, and then you end up staring at a hard dick and big tits at the same time and thinking “ok, I did not plan this, but here we are”. Only thing that annoyed me: one UI button in the apartment hub is tiny as fuck and I kept misclicking it like a clown. Never got used to it.

Horny Model starts pretty simple on paper: asshole guy wants a girl who doesn’t want him, brings his bro into it, and things go very wrong in that slow, greasy way that makes you keep clicking even while you think “ok this is fucked up.” It’s not some sweet dating sim where you pick flowers and share feelings. This is more like watching a porn shoot where the “casting couch” idea gets stretched over days and weeks, and you’re the one poking every little boundary to see where it snaps. As someone who is poly and usually prefers open consent and everyone talking about feelings, it was weird to enjoy something where the whole point is gradual corruption and manipulation. Weird, but hot. And that made me a bit annoyed at myself and still horny, which is honestly a good combo for an adult game.

The game uses both male and female point of view, which I didn’t expect at first. One moment I’m in Peter’s head, being a smug little shit, pushing Lucy to show “just a bit more” skin for photos, acting like it’s no big deal. Then suddenly I’m looking at things from her side, overthinking everything, horny but confused, convincing herself this is “normal” and she’s just being friendly. That switch hits hard when scenes go from light teasing and “accidental” gropes into rougher stuff, like when the first spanking scene stops being playful and you realize she is already too deep into their game to really say no. There’s a masturbation scene in her room that actually felt kinda real: she’s trying to get off alone, thinking of them, annoyed at herself, then a message pops on her phone and totally changes the mood. It’s not just click sex, it feels messy like real horny brain. I love that. And at the same time, some parts feel rushed, like one moment she’s shy about stripping to underwear, and a couple clicks later she’s taking anal like she’s been training for it. No build-up, just “ok now your ass is ready, I guess.”

What hit me as a poly person is how they slowly turn her into “their” toy instead of just “his” girl. There is this one group scene where Peter and Roger treat her like a shared model, posing her, touching her, talking about her body like it’s a product. It’s totally male domination fantasy, they don’t hide it, but there’s also a fucked up sort of “relationship” feeling between the three. Not healthy at all, but still kind of intimate. Two guys using her, but also caring in their own twisted way: they check if she’s still “comfortable” while double-penetrating her, like that magic word makes it all fine. The AI images are sometimes uneven, tits change shape a bit between scenes, hands look weird here and there, and for some reason I kept noticing the background more than I should. But that unpolished, slightly glitchy look also matches the vibe: like some cursed OnlyFans project that started innocent and then spiraled into full-on sex toy, anal, toys, multiple penetration chaos. I had this moment where she’s half dressed, being teased, and I realized I was silently hoping for an option where she flips it and starts using them instead. That option never came, obviously, and it annoyed me more than the little UI things or the missing transitions. Still, I clicked every single branching choice I could find. And then opened Twitter and acted like I was a normal person again.