Satoshi thinks he is going to a cute couples’ challenge with his stacked, bubbly girlfriend Mary, some cosplay vibes, and a bit of spooky mood for fun sex later. That is the first joke the game pulls. The “Test of Courage” on this creepy island feels like one of those low-budget horror events you see on TikTok ads, but then the attendants start touching Mary in these “accidental” ways, hands brushing over her big ass when they guide her through the dark corridor, chest pressing against her back when they fit a costume on her. It looks small at first, like normal anime fanservice, then it keeps going. Fingers linger on her thighs. One guy adjusts her top and his thumb just stays on the side of her tit too long while Satoshi stands there trying to decide if he’s imagining it. The game really leans into that thing where the protagonist is right there, watching, and the line between spooky and horny gets thinner each scene.

The part that actually sold the horror for me wasn’t ghosts or jumpscares. It was that feeling when you lose track of Mary for a moment. She walks off with an attendant because “they need help with the ritual outfits,” and you keep bumbling around the old Japanese mansion with a flashlight, opening sliding doors and catching half-second views of her. You see her silhouette pinned against the wall, her legs spread, then the light flickers and it’s gone. Sometimes you see her on her knees between two shadows, one guy’s hand on her hair, and Satoshi just stands there, mind foggy, like the game is actively gaslighting him. Did he really see her mouth stretching around another man’s cock, or was it a trick of the dark? The game is mean with that. It keeps cutting away right when you want a clear answer, then later you get a full animated scene that proves, yeah, she really was getting used, and she is starting to like it.

Mary’s body is basically weaponized. Huge tits, soft waist, the kind of big, bouncy ass you notice even when she is fully clothed. Every costume somehow presses her curves into your face. Witch dress riding up over her cheeks, nurse outfit that pops open at the boobs with the smallest tug, wet fabric clinging to her when someone “accidentally” spills something. There is one scene in a narrow hallway where an attendant walks behind her, hand sliding under her skirt “to guide her,” and Satoshi can only see the motion of his arm as he gropes her ass. You watch the guy’s fingers dig in, and Mary bites her lip but doesn’t pull away. Later, when you catch them again, her panties are already to the side, and his cock is rubbing against her pussy, just one step before full penetration while she whispers that they should stop. They obviously don’t stop.

The game goes deep into netorare brain rot. Creampies from other men happen while Satoshi is close enough to hear the wet sounds through the thin walls, stuck in some “test” room he can’t leave. There is a group scene where Mary is half bent over a low table, two guys sharing her, one pounding her from behind, another using her mouth, while she’s wearing this silly Halloween headband that keeps slipping. I spent way too long watching that stupid headband bounce as she takes one more load inside, like my analyst brain got stuck on the most pointless detail instead of the obvious thing. And the game lets Satoshi arrive just in time to see the cum oozing out of her freshly used pussy, with her trying to catch her breath and act like nothing huge just happened. There is vaginal sex with Satoshi too, sure, but at some point his scenes feel like leftovers compared to the raw, almost aggressive way the attendants fuck her. That is kind of the point. By the last ritual, Mary moves her hips on her own, moaning for the other men, and Satoshi’s “love forever” idea feels like a cheap mobile app slogan that got deleted from the main screen. The game doesn’t even pretend to be fair about it. Mary’s body, the haunted island, the strange fog in his head, everything is working together to pull her away and make him watch. And it really, really enjoys doing that.

Aunt’s Secret Desires feels like that hentai popup you’re not supposed to click on during a boring workday, except this time you actually want to keep the tab open. You play this horny dude who has to move in with his aunt, and right away the vibe is wrong in the best way. She’s not acting like some strict family type at all. She looks like the hot neighbor from those fake Pornhub “aunt” titles, except here you actually get to talk to her, tease her, and slowly push that line from “this is kind of wrong” to “ok yeah, we’re way past the line, who cares”. It starts pretty soft, lot of flirting, her walking around the house in clothes that really should not be worn by someone who calls herself your aunt, and your character just trying not to pop a boner every time she leans over the table.

I liked how the game lets you poke at the tension instead of ramming the sex scenes in your face right away. You start with small stuff: “accidentally” spying on her in the shower, catching her on the couch watching something way too spicy on TV, your hand brushing against her ass when you squeeze past her in the kitchen. She pretends to be annoyed, but the animations tell another story. Her cheeks get red, she fidgets, her boobs bounce just a bit too much when she turns away. It’s corny, yeah, but that’s kind of the point. And when things finally escalate, it feels earned even though you still know it’s completely bullshit and taboo. One moment that stuck with me: there’s this scene where you wake up in the middle of the night, hear something from her room, and you stay at the door like a creep, watching her touch herself. The way she’s biting her lip and trying to keep quiet while you’re there jerking off in the hallway felt like some weird mix between comedy and “holy shit this is hot”. Also kind of wrong. But still hot. I hated that it got me that hard. I replayed it three times.

The lewd stuff hits a nice progression. At first it’s just some teasing, a bit of groping when you “help” her with a massage. Then she’s letting you get your hands under her shirt, pushing her tits together around your cock while pretending she doesn’t know what she’s doing. The titfuck scenes are actually animated nicely, you see the dick slide between her boobs and the way she looks up is kind of killer, like she’s half ashamed, half loving the control. Handjobs on the couch while she tells you to keep your voice down, sloppy oral where she tries to keep this “mature lady in control” act but ends up with spit and cum all over her face. Sometimes it feels a bit too “porn script”, like you can almost hear the director yelling “ok now moan louder”, but if you’re here for realism you’re in the wrong neighborhood anyway. The romance angle sneaks in around all the filthy stuff, which I liked and also didn’t want at the same time. On the phone, I was playing it on Chrome while pretending to check WhatsApp, and the mobile support is decent. Tapping choices with one hand and using the other for, well, not typing, works fine. Some of the dialog made me roll my eyes like crazy, but then five clicks later I’m watching my “aunt” kneel between my legs and bob her head, so I kind of stop caring that a line sounded goofy. The only thing that really annoyed me for real was a tiny UI thing with skipping back; I kept tapping the wrong spot and going past lines I wanted to re-read, but I’m not even going to explain why that pissed me off so much. Anyway, it’s trashy as hell, sometimes sweet, sometimes just straight up degenerate, and I kinda loved it and also thought “wow, I am actually playing this” at the same time.

Xareth is the kind of pretty elf bastard I’d absolutely cosplay, if I wasn’t worried the orcs in this game would rip the costume off in like two scenes. He’s this slim royal sorcerer who technically should be a prince, all elegant, good hair, smug magic, but daddy lost the throne to some clown king. Instead of crying about it, he runs off to get help from a tribe of orcs who solve basically everything with muscle, cock, and bad ideas. It’s all very “I’m here to discuss politics” and five minutes later you’re on your knees with green hands in your hair and someone twice your size deciding if they fuck your throat first or your ass. Story keeps pretending it’s about honor and war and alliances, then suddenly you’re getting double stuffed in a tent that smells like sweat, leather, and cum, and you kind of forget that there was a kingdom at all.

What I like is how dirty and oddly tender it can be at same time. One scene you’re pinned under an orc so huge you only see his abs and tusks, getting your hole worked open slow while another one grips your jaw, pushes his cock between your lips and tells you to “breathe through your nose, pretty prince.” Next scene, you’re sitting by a fire, robes ruined, your ass sore, talking about strategy like you’re in some fantasy visual novel, except you still feel cum sliding down your thigh. The oral stuff is really on point: Xareth choking on green dick, tears in his eyes, makeup ruined, but clearly loving it, swallowing every drop because he knows he needs these guys on his side. There’s this one group scene where you think you’re just sharing a victory drink, then three orcs close in, one gropes your ass, one plays with your nipples through the fabric, another rubs against your back, and before you realize it you’re bent over a rough table, one inside you, another feeding you his cock, a third jerking off waiting his turn, using your hair like reins. I had Spotify open first time I played and had to shut it off, because the game’s own music hits way harder than it looks: it’s loud, rough, a bit too much sometimes, like drums beating while your elf twink gets used like a toy. I wish you could tweak volume from inside scenes faster, but I just kept clicking through with one hand and alt-tabbing like an idiot.

The racial mix stuff is hot as hell here too, but not in a “polite fantasy romance” way. Xareth’s pale skin against thick green bodies, his cute ass spread wide by fat orc fingers, their cum streaking his stomach, dripping from his lips, his lean muscle shaking while they push in deeper. Sometimes they treat him softer, call him “little prince” and kiss his neck while they slide in, sometimes they use him like a fuckhole that happens to moan magic words. And the game loves multiple penetration, almost too much: there are moments where you’re getting filled from both ends and another orc just stands there, one hand on your chest, groping and squeezing your nipples, the other hand pushing your hips back to keep you in place, like you’re furniture. I played mostly on my laptop in bed, had Telegram popping up with messages while I was literally watching my elf get railed by two orcs at once, and I kept forgetting to answer because the scene kept layering stuff: one pulls out to cum all over your back, another shoots down your throat, and Xareth just smiles this ruined, satisfied smile like “yeah, this is how I win my kingdom back.” It’s messy, a bit all over the place, sometimes the pacing between serious plot and orc gangbang is weird, but the way it leans into big bodies, big asses, rough anal, and hungry mouths made me screenshot a bunch for future costume ideas that are absolutely never going on Instagram.

Tiny pervy wizard boy in a village full of horny blue bimbos, that’s basically the energy here. You’re Scruple, yeah, that brat from the old cartoon, except now he’s adult, shrunk down, surrounded by nothing but Smurfettes with huge tits, fat asses and that stupid cute laugh that makes you want to grab their ponytail and ruin their day. The game pretends to be an adventure, and sure, you wander around the little fantasy village, poke your nose into huts, peek through windows like a total creep, and catch them masturbating with weird improvised sex toys made of mushrooms and berries. One moment you’re sneaking behind a bush, watching a busty Smurfette grinding on a log while moaning your name, next moment you’re in some silly dialogue about “helping the village” that clearly just exists to give you an excuse to grope her under her tiny dress. It’s parody as fuck, but it knows it, and that actually makes it more fun and also more stupid at the same time.

What surprised me a bit is how much the game leans on voyeur stuff. You’re not always jumping straight into pussy, a lot of times you hide behind a tree, click through a scene where she thinks she’s alone, spreading those blue thighs and fingering herself, or sucking on her own fingers like she’s imagining a cock. I had one playthrough where I spent way too long just unlocked different “caught in the act” scenes instead of pushing main story, like watching a Smurfette titfuck a big carved wooden toy, her boobs bouncing in this goofy but hot looped animation. It looks dirty and cartoony at same time, not realistic at all, which actually makes the blowjob scenes kinda funnier and more erotic, especially when they overdo the drool and she’s staring up with those giant eyes. And yeah, sometimes the pacing is weird: you get a really spicy groping scene and then ten clicks of teasing and bullshit small talk before anything else happens, like the game is edging you on purpose but not always in a clever way. Still, the way it mixes handjobs, oral, straight-up vaginal sex, and little touches like ass grabbing during dialogue, or a random titfuck option popping up only if you picked the more pervy answers earlier, feels like a sandbox of “how far can I corrupt these blue girls” more than a normal linear thing.

The more you play around, the more Scruple stops feeling like a villain and more like some accidental sex guru for frustrated monster girls in a candy-colored forest. You try different choices, sometimes you focus on one Smurfette, teasing her over several encounters, watching her go from shy to begging for your cock, other times you just hunt for any event that lets you watch two of them “practice” on each other while you jerk off in the bushes. The game clearly loves its own joke: the big tits, the big ass, the over-the-top moaning, the tiny dresses riding up during a handjob, even the way they look embarrassed but still spread their legs a little wider if you push. It’s crude, some parts feel half-finished, an animation will loop awkward or a line of dialogue will sound like someone wrote it at the last minute, but weirdly that rough vibe fits Scruple being this messed-up little perv stuck in a fairy tale that went wrong. And when a Smurfette is on her knees, mouth open, drool on her chin, blue boobs shaking while she jerks your shaft with both hands like it’s the only thing in the world that matters, no one is thinking about polish anyway.

You land on Themyscira like you’ve just pulled a five star SSR in a horny gachapon, except here the currency is charm, lies and how far you’re willing to push a proud amazon until she stops calling you “man” and starts calling you “master”. It looks innocent at first, all shiny myth island and noble warrior girls in armor, talking about honor and sisterhood and justice league ideals, but the whole thing is basically a slow-motion train crash of corruption where every choice you click feels like rolling another lewd banner. You start tiny, just some guy surrounded by muscle girls who could snap your neck with their thighs, and the game just quietly asks, “ok, which one you break first?”

Diana is the big whale bait here, obviously. The game treats her like a limited banner: at the beginning she’s this perfect warrior princess, stiff posture, clean smile, talking about peace and rules and all that hero crap. Then you start picking dialogue that pushes her buttons, giving her little humiliations during “training” sessions, making her take orders in front of weaker warriors, forcing her to “prove” her loyalty with a hand wrapped around your cock under the pretense of some nonsense ritual. The AI CGs shift bit by bit: first a small blush, then armor coming off at the wrong time, then her kneeling with a collar while pretending it is some amazon tradition. You see her lips around your dick while she still tries to use formal heroic language, and you just know the next scene you unlock will have her begging you for cum like some low-rank slut. You get these moments where you think, “shit, this is too much” and then you immediately hit the most degenerate option because what if that’s the route that unlocks the group sex with her and another corrupted warrior sharing your cock and licking each other clean afterward. Some pulls you regret, then the next scene drops and you forget.

The harem part creeps up on you. At first you carefully pick one girl, then you realize the system actually rewards you for turning them against each other. Two warriors, both strong, both used to leading, now competing for your load. You schedule “training,” stack obedience, then suddenly you have three amazon muscles pressed together, one stroking your shaft while another kisses her, the third guiding your tip inside her pussy and whispering things that would make old-school Diana throw a lasso at her face. Sometimes the game is cruel. Pick the wrong option in a scene and one of them might snap and kill you, game over, like a bad pity roll on FGO where all you get is mapo tofu and despair. Other times it’s funny: a serious meeting about island politics ends with you groping an armored ass under the table while she tries to argue about strategy, and if you time the commands right you can make her orgasm mid-speech. Batman pops in like a weird crossover ultra-rare and honestly it feels illegal watching him get dragged into a BDSM scenario with amazons who are already fully on your side. I kept telling myself I would take the “good” path next run, but then a new anal-vaginal combo scene opens, or a fresh lesbian corruption chain where two former sisters in arms lick each other just to please you, and suddenly all that talk about morality becomes as fake as those “I only do one pull” promises in Genshin. Themyscira turns into your private gacha box of broken heroines, and every click is just another roll to see how far down you can drag a legend.

Whoremonger NTE feels like picking through the wreckage of some dude’s life while your dick is in your hand and your brain is going, “ok but what if I push him even lower.” You start as this broken, pissed off father who got cheated on and basically had his whole world smashed. He’s older, tired, kind of hollow, and then you throw him into a school setting full of temptation where every route is a test of what kind of bastard you want to turn him into. One minute you’re awkwardly trying to flirt like a rusty virgin reborn, the next you’re watching a girl with big tits bend over in a way that feels way too deliberate, and your mouse just kind of… moves on its own. The funny part is how it mixes real bitterness with horny comedy. There are scenes where he’s dealing with serious family shit and then thirty seconds later he’s getting a sloppy titfuck from someone he absolutely should not be touching, and you’re half laughing, half going, “yeah ok I’m already going to hell, keep going.”

The corruption angle is where it really hooks you. Characters start out normal enough, maybe a bit flirty, maybe innocent, and then the game keeps dangling choices like “be a decent human” or “grab that ass and see what happens.” You can keep things semi romantic, or slide into cheating and full ntr filth that’s technically avoidable but the writing just pokes at you, like, “you sure you don’t want to see her getting railed behind your back?” There’s a lot of teasing too, plenty of lingerie, stripping, girls acting like they don’t know exactly what they’re doing while rubbing up against you. You get lesbian scenes where two girls are going at it and you’re just watching like a perv, voyeur moments in bathrooms, school corridors, even some straight up exhibitionism where you’re thinking, yeah, if any NPC had working eyes we’d all be in jail. The sex itself covers everything from slow, clingy romance-style vaginal and oral scenes to rough anal, aggressive spanking, feet in your face, toys being used where they probably shouldn’t fit, and those messy creampies that feel like a victory trophy and a bad decision at the same time. There’s milf and gilf content too, older women that know exactly how to handle a broken man and twist him around their finger, sometimes with a hint of female domination or plain old blackmail. Incest stuff is there if you dig for it, treated with that “we’re not supposed to do this” energy that either turns you on or makes you click away. Violence pops up now and then in pretty graphic ways, reminding you this world isn’t just a porn playground, which honestly clashes with the humor in a weird but interesting way. One scene had me laughing at a stupid joke in chat on Discord and then two clicks later I was watching a brutal moment that made the earlier goofy groping feel extra dirty. It’s messy, horny, a bit cruel, and kind of perfect for when you want your porn with a side of emotional wreckage instead of clean, shiny happiness.

Vanessa looks like the kind of woman HR brings in to fix everyone’s problems, but the game pretty fast shows she is the problem too. She’s older, body like a porn category by herself, tits fighting her blouse every scene, nice thick ass in office skirt, and the game keeps putting her in these quiet, lonely rooms where people come to talk about “communication issues” and end up staring at her chest. You’re not some teen fantasy here, you’re this grown woman who knows exactly what she is doing and still pretends she doesn’t. I like that. Feels a bit trashy, in good way. Also in bad way. Hard to explain.

The whole thing is in this big company building where everyone looks polite and serious at first, then they start opening up. One guy talks about his dead bedroom marriage and suddenly the camera is glued to Vanessa’s fingers on his thigh, moving just a little too slow while she says very professional things. There is this coworker who comes in complaining about stress, and halfway through the talk she switches from “my wife doesn’t touch me” to “I keep thinking about your mouth” and you see Vanessa hesitate like two seconds before leaning in. The animated stuff is pretty in-your-face: soft handjob under the desk, her tits squeezed together while he tries not to moan too loud because there are people walking outside, that kind of quiet panic that somehow makes it more filthy. And then in the next scene she pretends in her notes that it was a “breakthrough in trust building”. Sure. Right.

The game sometimes goes wild with who shows up. You get younger office girls, one of them with this obvious crush, doing that fake shy thing, hugging Vanessa a bit too long, hands sliding down to her hips. There is a scene in the file room where the girl “accidentally” brushes Vanessa’s ass, then keeps doing it, and you can push it to kissing, groping, full on lesbian fun against the shelves, clothes half on because they still think someone might come in. Then later Vanessa is alone at home, masturbating on the couch while replaying the day, fingers buried deep, phone in hand, checking a text from her ex she should not answer, tits bouncing as she rides her own hand like some horny teenager. She’s supposed to be a relationship psychologist but acts more like a one-woman disaster. It’s kind of hot. It’s also kind of pathetic, in a way that feels real. There is this whole thread with the ex-boss who hired her, older milf too, and they have this heavy history that turns into kissing in the office, rough groping, oral under the table during a “strategy meeting”. Futanari pops up later in a way I didn’t expect, and I won’t spoil it, but let’s say one of the “patients” is hiding a lot more than just emotions in their pants and Vanessa finds out the hard way, literally with her throat. The sandbox style means sometimes you just wander around from office to office poking at scenes and it can feel slow, like a long workday where the only highlight is who you might end up sucking off during lunch break. But if you take your time, let the teasing build, you get these moments where a simple touch on a shoulder turns into Vanessa with cum on her lips, or a “comforting hug” turns into her riding a coworker’s lap until the chair almost tips. Play it with one hand on the mouse and the other wherever you like, and see how long your ethics last compared to hers.

Three idiots, three timelines, one horny brain trying to route everything like a spreadsheet. That is kind of how this game feels. You bounce between a smug student council vice president who pretends he’s responsible while secretly thinking about grabbing thighs in the back of the club room, a lazy college dude who coasts on charm and ends up with his face between soft tits more often than in textbooks, and an older bartender who acts like he is “over it” until some milf with perfect lipstick and a skirt too tight for common sense leans over the counter and suddenly he is not over anything. The whole thing is framed as “light romance” but the actual scenes are very much not light. There is teasing for days. Clothes never just come off, they get peeled, dragged up, pushed aside so you can see panties ride up over a big ass while the girl pretends she doesn’t like it. One route has this moment where you pin a girl between the lockers and your hand just keeps wandering under her blouse while she mutters about “school rules” and you absolutely do not stop. It’s not extreme content, but it is horny in that very slow, calculated way, which my inner stats nerd really likes because I can actually mark clear flags like: “ok, this choice here leads to balcony blowjob later.”

What I really enjoy is how the game almost bullshits you into thinking it’s just relationship drama, then suddenly you are kneeling a girl on the student council desk, skirt hitched, big tits pressed on the polished wood while you push inside her and try not to think about signatures on the forms under her elbows. There is one POV where she is riding you on a couch, shirt open, bra hanging useless, and you see the jiggle with every bounce. Looks good on phone, by the way, tested it on Chrome and Firefox because I am a clown like that. Some routes lean more sweet, like slow kisses behind the bar, her sucking you off after hours with jazz playing low in the background, then finishing with a warm creampie and lazy cuddle. Others go for that cocky male domination vibe: hand around her throat just enough to make her whimper, telling her to strip piece by piece, watching her nipples harden while she pretends to hate it. I kind of hate that some of the best lewd scenes are hidden behind choices that look totally minor, like picking a club activity or agreeing to help with random chores. Miss one flag and poof, no shower blowjob. The multiple endings thing is fun until you’re on run number six, trying to get that one specific route where you creampie the older woman in the back room and she gasps your name like she has been starved for ten years, and you realize you clicked “go home early” two scenes before and now you’re locked into the bland kiss goodnight again. Still, there is something strangely satisfying in mapping all that stuff out, watching the three timelines overlap, and knowing exactly which option will turn “polite study session” into “her on her knees between your legs, lipstick smeared, swallowing every drop because you told her to.”

Harth starts out in this tiny nowhere village where nothing happens, just chores, dumb jokes with friends, jerking off behind the barn and trying not to stare too hard at tits that bounce when the girls carry water. It feels almost too soft at first, like one of those comfy slice of life VN where you just click through sunsets and pretend you’re not waiting for someone to suck you off. Then shit breaks. The safe bubble cracks, people change, and suddenly this clueless virgin farm boy with more hormones than sense gets dragged into the capital, where everything smells like incense, sex, mud and perfume at the same time. I liked that jump, honestly. One moment you’re groping a friend under a blanket, quiet and sloppy, scared someone will hear. Next moment you’re in a temple full of half-naked fanatics arguing about gods while some girl with holy symbols on her tits is sliding her hand into your pants like it’s part of the ritual. Maybe it actually is, I kinda lost the plot, in a good way.

The game plays like that drunk walk home feeling: you think you’re going in a straight line, then suddenly you’re in a back alley watching a guy get his ass railed by a priest with golden jewelry, and the MC is just there like “huh, okay, that’s a thing.” The gay stuff isn’t thrown in as a joke either, it’s just there, stubborn and casual, like desire doesn’t care about labels. First time Harth gets a handjob from a dude with sharper cheekbones than half the girls, it feels almost more honest than some of the straight scenes. Then later he’s on his knees with a girl riding his face while she orders him to stroke slower, faster, stop, like he’s her favorite toy. The game keeps playing with that mix of soft romance and “shut up and take it” energy. One scene you’re sharing a quiet moment under stained-glass light, kissing and shaking a little because it’s your first time inside someone warm and wet. Next scene you’ve got a smug noblewoman using your cock between her tits while you’re pinned, her hand on your throat, and you realize the dev really enjoys female domination way more than is probably healthy. Or maybe that’s just me. Hard to tell.

There’s this one early bit that got stuck in my head for some reason. You’re in the city for like, what, a day, and some street performer girl with a thick ass and religious tattoo on her back teases you into a side alley. She doesn’t just drop to her knees immediately. She makes you work for it in that annoying way: brushing her foot up your leg, pressing her toes on your crotch through the fabric, laughing when you twitch. I hated it and loved it. The footjob there is animated enough that you almost feel the frustration more than the pleasure, especially when she stops right when you’re about to cum, pulls your pants down, and finally takes you in her mouth slow, messy, half-choking, drool on her chin. You get that internal view when she decides to swallow you, which usually I’m not crazy about, but here it felt like peeking at something you weren’t supposed to see, greedy and wrong. Then much later the pregnancy stuff starts sneaking in and it hits different. You creampie someone during a “we might die tomorrow” night and forget about it for a while, and only several scenes later she shows up with a swollen belly and this weird tired smile. It’s not played as cute fluffy family life. It’s more like: actions have weight, even when you were just thinking with your dick and chasing another orgasm between temple pillars shaped like naked saints. Kind of fucked up, kind of beautiful, kind of exactly what I wanted from a sad fantasy sex story that pretends to be an adventure and then quietly ruins everyone in slow motion.