So there's this One Punch Man parody game called One Pump Chump and honestly? The title already tells you everything about the comedy level we're dealing with here. You play as some scrawny virgin hero who's supposed to be climbing the rankings but keeps getting distracted by every monster girl and heroine with a pulse. The whole setup is basically "what if Saitama but horny and terrible at lasting more than thirty seconds."

The combat system tries to be turn-based RPG stuff but let's be real - you're not here for strategic depth. You're here because Tatsumaki's green hair and attitude make you question your life choices, and the game knows it. There's this whole transformation mechanic that's supposed to make you stronger but mostly just gives you new ways to embarrass yourself during sex scenes. The oral scenes are decent enough, though the handjob animations could use work - they look like someone's trying to start a stubborn lawnmower. And don't get me started on the mobile optimization; half the time the touch controls register when you're just trying to scroll past dialogue.

What actually works is the humor mixed with genuinely hot scenarios. The monster girls have personality beyond just "me horny, you fuck," and the parody elements hit different when you're balls deep in a creampie scene with someone who's clearly meant to be a hero association S-class. The anal content is surprisingly well-written for what's essentially a meme game, and the masturbation scenes actually serve the story instead of feeling tacked on. Sure, the RPG elements are shallow and the sex toy integration feels random, but when Tatsumaki's calling you pathetic while riding you into oblivion, mechanical depth becomes less important. The vaginal scenes pack enough heat to make up for the wonky combat balance, though I still can't figure out why my damage output changes based on arousal level.

Star Periphery feels like some horny cousin of Mass Effect that got kicked off the Citadel for being way too into traps and monster girls and then ended up hauling junk on the ass end of the galaxy. You start as this clueless guy drifting around the Periphery, all rusted ships and flickering neon and people who absolutely want to use you as stress relief. It’s got that old-school sci-fi vibe, like someone smashed Farscape, Space Truckers and a fetish forum together, then said “yeah alright, now who’s pegging the MC first”. Everything looks used and dirty in a good way, like the kind of cargo bay where you absolutely should not touch anything with bare hands and yet you’re on your knees in there anyway with a futa captain’s cock in your mouth, feeling her grab your hair and treat you like the new ship toy. The game leans hard into futadom, but it doesn’t just throw you into instant porn logic. You start as this kinda shy dude, kind of virgin energy even if you click the cocky options, and then the world slowly wraps around your balls. There’s a perk system, but instead of numbers it kinda feels like your dignity slowly turning into skill points. You do a little job on a grimy station, flirt too much with the wrong tall futa, next thing you know she’s “training” you, which in this game means she’s spreading lube on a toy that really does not look beginner friendly and saying stuff like “breathe, sweetheart” while your character tries not to scream. And the thing is, it’s written so you can almost feel the stretch. Not just “he takes her” but every inch, every pause, the way she teases you about how tight you are and how long she’ll need to work your ass before you can even think about taking her full size.



It’s not just one flavor either. One moment you’re getting jerked off under a table by a smug futa officer while negotiations happen above you, trying not to whimper when she squeezes your throat and whispers that good boys don’t make a mess on the floor. Next scene you wander into some clinic that looks half medical, half torture porn, and there’s this milf doctor with huge tits pressed tight into latex, slowly feminizing you because “a pretty sissy like you will get better contracts”. She puts a vibrator in you “for monitoring” and then just leaves it running while you talk to another NPC, and the game lets you sit in that tension instead of rushing straight to orgasm. There’s anal training arcs where your character is clearly not ready, lots of edging, lots of “no, you don’t get to cum yet, you haven’t earned it”. Sometimes it even annoys the hell out of me, because I’m there desperately clicking thinking “please just let him blow already” and the futa just keeps grinding that big dick between his cheeks, using his ass like a toy without giving him anything back. Then two scenes later you get a softer girl, some punk futa with big tits and a big heart, who strokes you off slow, kisses your forehead, lets you creampie her and you see that internal view of her filling up, and suddenly the game feels almost romantic again. Choices matter just enough to feel messy. Say the wrong thing to the wrong dominant girl and she upgrades your “voyeurism” from watching to being watched, like having you jerk off in a window while the crew passes by. Pick the more submissive options and certain routes open where they push you deeper into sissification and toys, until your “big quest” for the night is basically “how many inches can I take without safewording”. It’s horny, kind of mean, sometimes tender, sometimes way too into spanking when you just wanted a chill titfuck in the cargo hold. But that’s the charm. The Periphery doesn’t care what you planned. It just grabs your throat, pulls you into its lap, and makes you earn every single ending with your ass.

MC comes back from college with that fake “I’m a grown up now” energy, but the game laughs at that in like 2 minutes. You walk into this familiar old house and it hits that weird mix of cozy and filthy, like porn hiding under a grandma crochet blanket. The usual voyeur stuff is there, yeah, watching through doors that don’t quite close, towels that are never tight enough, those “oops I fell asleep on the couch with my tits half out” setups. But the target this time isn’t the usual landlady stereotype. It’s her older, sharper friend, this classy gilf who wears conservative clothes that cling in all the wrong places and pretends not to notice your eyes locked to her ass. She talks to you like you’re still a kid, but every scene has this slow drip of teasing, like the game is edging you personality-first before it even lets you touch anything.

First time she “catches” you with morning wood, she does that thing where she lectures you about “self control” while sitting way too close on the edge of your bed. Her eyes never glance down but the camera does, and the MC is just there, trying not to lose it when she adjusts her glasses and the blouse opens just a bit more. Later she brings you coffee and pretends she doesn’t see the porn tab still open on your phone. Instead of scolding you, she starts talking about “healthy release” with that slow, careful voice, and the scene silently shifts from cringe to horny in like two lines. She takes your phone, scrolls way too far, finds that interracial anal clip, gives this tiny smile and goes, “You like strong women, hm?” and then walks away. Nothing happens right then, and it pissed me off in a good way.

It’s not just her, though. The whole house is like a sex puzzle: twins who flirt with each other a bit too comfortably on the couch, a thick milf neighbor with a big ass who keeps “losing” things under the table, some bratty shortstack that acts like she’s in charge while sitting on your lap, random lesbian cuddling scenes on the bed that start wholesome and end with one girl grinding a thigh until she squirts through her panties. You get footjobs while pretending to watch Netflix, a surprise titjob in the laundry room when someone closes the door and leans back against the machine, lactation that shows up way later and actually fits the story instead of being a random switch. There is both soft romance and “I will use your face like a toy” femdom, sometimes in the same route. One moment you’re spooning a virgin girl, stroking her hair while she nervously asks if anal hurts, and in another path that same night you’re getting your tongue shoved into an older woman’s ass, with her hand on the back of your head, talking about how she owns you now.

What I like is how it doesn’t rush the heavy stuff. The first creampie feels like a huge deal because the game keeps hinting at pregnancy before actually letting it happen. You see little details: her checking a calendar on her phone, a line about “safe days” that obviously aren’t safe, the MC swallowing hard before choosing to stay inside. Then later she touches her belly while brushing her teeth, no big music, just a quiet moment, and it hits harder than some whole harem orgy in other games. Not that there is no harem here. There is, and it gets absolutely filthy: group sex on the living room carpet, everyone covered in sweat and cum, one girl riding your face while another sits on your cock and a third licks whatever drips out, and somewhere in there a hand casually slips between your legs to play with your balls while someone else spreads your ass and does a quick rimming like it’s just another Tuesday. The game throws in cheating, netori flavor, slave collars, light bdsm, toys shoved where they barely fit, piss in the shower that starts as “oops, I couldn’t hold it” and ends as “open your mouth for me, be a good boy,” and it still somehow remembers to give you quiet mornings with coffee and cuddling. It’s messy in tone, sometimes scenes feel like they cut a line too early, sometimes a spanking is way too gentle when you wanted bruises, and one character keeps saying the same teasing phrase enough that I wanted a mute button only for her, but then she smiles after swallowing your load, wipes her chin with her thumb, licks it slow, and yeah, I forgave everything.

Wentford sounds like one of those fancy campuses from Netflix, but this game makes it feel more like Pornhub wrote a teen drama and forgot to stop. You play this chemistry nerd who gets blasted by a “whoops” experiment and suddenly your body, your dick, your relationships, everything is out of control. Not in a subtle way either. One scene you’re just stressing over an exam, next scene you’re waking up with a throbbing futa cock, tits that don’t fit in your old hoodie, and a roommate staring way too long before pretending she’s just “worried about you.” Sure, she is. Classes keep going like normal, but you’re trying to hide a bulge that’s screaming for attention while your lab partner keeps dropping things and bending over. The whole school is basically one long slow jerk session that keeps getting rudely interrupted by actual plot. I kinda liked that. It pretends to care about romance and friendship, while shoving you into situations where you “accidentally” walk in on someone masturbating in the dorm showers, or catch the MILF chemistry professor grading papers with her blouse wide open and no bra. Totally realistic, obviously.

The game loves voyeur crap. Windows left open in the girls’ dorm, bathroom doors not fully closed, phone screens left unlocked with homemade porn clips of classmates doing anal on some gym dude. At some point you’re not even surprised when you click a dialog option that sounds innocent and it suddenly turns into a titfuck in the library stacks, with books literally falling off the shelf while she’s bouncing on you. It’s animated enough that the jiggle and thrusts sell the scene, but not so polished it feels sterile. Some angles are a bit awkward, like that one footjob where her toes look like they belong in an Ikea catalog, but you’re too busy watching your character blow a load all over them to care much. And then they drop a joke in the middle of a creampie scene, like the girl panting, “You better not knock me up, my mom would kill me,” while the text right under literally says she’s clenching to milk every last drop. That mix of horny and dumb humor works weirdly well. Sometimes the dialogue sounds like it came from someone who copied WhatsApp chats into the script and forgot to edit, but that actually gives it a kind of messy charm, like a horny student film with more budget put into cum physics than anything else. The corruption angle is there too: shy lesbians getting tempted, innocent best friend “just helping you out” with a handjob after class, a supposedly committed partner sneaking you into her bed while her boyfriend is on Facetime in the background. It’s romantic, then dirty, then kind of wrong, then hot again. Very much like browsing incognito tabs when you swore you’d just check email.

MC comes back from college for a “quiet break” and the house just oozes this weird mix of family comfort and filthy tension that hits you right away. You know that sleep-hungry, half-bored vibe when you drop your bags and you can smell coffee, old perfume, and a bit of dust from furniture that should have been thrown away years ago? That is exactly the tone here, and then you notice grandma’s friend watching you a bit too long and everything goes sideways from there. She is not some shy, blushing landlady copy; she is older, stacked, knows what she likes, and she absolutely clocks you as fresh meat the second you walk through the door. The whole thing leans hard into that “I really should not be turned on by this” energy: shower peeping that feels way too intentional from her side, getting “caught” with your morning wood and instead of screaming, she kind of… judges the size like she is at a market. It starts with teasing, like casual brushing past you in the hallway, her ass pressing into your crotch “by accident”, small gropes when you try to squeeze by in the tiny kitchen. And it slowly turns into her hand resting there just a bit too long, or her grabbing your wrist and planting it right where she wants it on her tits while she pretends to talk about something normal like grocery prices.

The game loves to make you feel like the one seducing her, but honestly she is the one hunting you. You get those little choices where you decide if you keep spying on her when she masturbates, if you risk sliding closer during a cuddle on the couch, if you let her “teach” you how to touch a woman properly. She’s not just some one-off MILF either, she is this heavy, mature woman with a big ass that fills the screen, big tits that look too real in the worst way, and she dresses like a horny church widow on a Sunday she already knows she will not be confessing anything. Religion sits in the background as this constant joke: little crosses on the wall while you are knuckle-deep inside her, her whispering about sin with that smug smile as she grinds on your face and makes you rim her like she is the only goddess in the house. The wholesome tag is not a joke either, which is strange, because between anal, rough spanking, creampies that drip out of her on the bedsheets, and that whole penis worship thing where she literally talks to your dick like it is a holy relic, there is still this weird warmth. She hugs you after making you cum all over her tits, she strokes your hair while you fall asleep on her huge thighs, and yeah, there is romance tangled inside all the cheating and secret late-night oral in the living room while someone else sleeps in the next room.

On top of that, the house is not empty. You end up with twins sniffing around, a thick GILF neighbor with lactation scenes that go from “this feels wrong” to “ok I get it now”, a tiny midget girl who absolutely refuses to be treated like a joke and climbs on you like you are furniture, and a whole slow-burn harem vibe where everybody either wants you or wants to own you. Some scenes hit crazy hard: like the first time the grandmother’s friend gets on her knees, pulls your pants down without a word, stares at your cock, kisses the tip like she is tasting wine, then starts a messy blowjob that ends with her demanding you cum in her mouth and not on her face because “we’re not animals here”. Then later she flips, goes full femdom, rides you until you are begging, slaps your face and your balls a bit, then cuddles you after like she did nothing. There is foot stuff, titjobs that leave your shaft slick with milk during lactation play, strap-on toys she might or might not use on you depending how submissive you go, lesbian side-scenes in the shower you can spy on, anal where she pushes you in slowly and makes you keep eye contact, group sex dogpiles on the bed where you honestly lose track of which hole you are in. The pregnancy angle creeps up quietly, with her talking about wanting to feel “full again” while you fuck her raw, and when you finally see her rub her belly after a creampie scene it hits different. It is messy, morally fucked, sometimes sweet in a way that feels wrong, and that is kind of the point.

This one feels like walking back into your old house, but all the walls moved and now everything is horny. You come home from college, thinking about laundry and maybe Netflix, and instead the whole place runs on teasing and bad decisions. It starts pretty soft, all “oh, you grew up so much” and innocent cuddling on the couch, but the game really enjoys pushing that line. One moment you’re just helping with groceries, next moment you’re pretending not to stare at big tits bouncing under a loose shirt while she pretends not to notice. There is a lot of that slow burn: brushing against you in the hallway, her “accidentally” sitting a little too close, clothes that really are not grandma-approved. And then it kind of spirals in ten directions at once, because apparently everyone in this house is bored, horny, or both.

What I enjoyed most is how it jumps between wholesome and absolutely filthy without warning. One scene you’re under a blanket, “just cuddling”, she’s rubbing your arm and you’re talking about your future, and it feels almost romantic. Next scene she’s grinding on your thigh, whispering in your ear how she wants to taste you, and suddenly you’re in a blowjob scene that goes from teasing licks to deep oral, then straight to messy creampie like it’s nothing. The game is obsessed with you worshipping her body, and also the other women around. Big asses everywhere. BBW curves that jiggle when you spank them. A proper milf with that strict femdom energy who pretends to scold you for peeping in the shower, then makes you stand still while she gropes your cock through your pants and talks about “training your stamina”. I liked that it gives you both sides: sometimes you take control, push her down, go full maledom with spanking and rough vaginal, and other times you’re basically a slave to some tall amazon with her hand on your throat, riding your face and making you focus on rimming and licking until she squirts on you. It feels like the game keeps asking: “are you into this? what about this? or this?” and just stacks scenes on scenes: titjobs, foot play where she strokes you with her soles while scrolling TikTok on her phone, lazy handjobs on the couch while another girl pretends to watch a movie and totally notices.

There is a lot of group stuff too, but not always huge orgies. Sometimes it’s just two girls and you, one sitting on your face, the other jerking you off with lube and a sex toy, laughing while you try not to cum too fast. Other times, yeah, straight up harem chaos, people sucking, groping, sharing spit, you buried in a pile of bodies. I loved how one of the twins is shy and trying to stay “virgin” a bit longer, doing only oral and handjobs at first, while the other is already bouncing on your dick, asking if you’ll knock her up. Pregnancy kink is definitely in the mix, all that “fill me up, I want to feel you leak out” talk, plus some lactation moments later that come out of nowhere and somehow feel natural in this mess. And then you have the cheating and netori angle, you seducing “off-limits” women, stealing them from their men, including one older gilf type that looks like a sweet neighbor but sits on your lap and quietly humps you while her husband is in the next room. There’s interracial scenes, some light bdsm with ropes and collars, a cosplay night where everyone is dressed like they got lost on Pornhub tags, and even a tiny midget girl who climbs on top of you and rides like a demon. I kinda wish the game had less sleep groping stuff because that thing is weird to me, but it just keeps coming back and at some point I just accepted it will stay. Also, the texting system in-game reminds me of old WhatsApp flirts, and sometimes their typing speed feels too perfect and that annoys me for no reason. But when the grandma’s friend, half-drunk on wine, kneels down and starts worshipping your cock like it’s some holy relic, licking the shaft, kissing the tip, calling it “her good boy”, and then turns around and begs for anal with her face pressed to the mattress, I honestly forgot what I was complaining about.

This one feels like some horny fever dream written by a dude who checked his crypto wallet, saw hell, and decided “ok, time to ruin my life with a redhead actress and way too much sex”. You play this middle‑aged trader who used to think charts and candles are the big drama in life, then you crash into Megan, this broke, overconfident, stupidly hot girl trying to be an actress. She’s got that mix of big tits, soft belly, too-bright smile, and apartment that looks like a storage room for failed auditions. The game starts kind of sweet, like you just help her out, small stuff, friendly, but the second you notice how her dress keeps riding up when she sits on the couch, it all goes from “mentor vibes” to “please kneel between my legs” pretty fast. And it never pretends to be shy. One moment she’s nervously reading lines with you, next moment she’s on her knees, lipstick smeared on your dick, gagging slightly and giving you that look like she hates herself and loves it at the same time.

Sex scenes feel like someone freeze-framed every filthy thought and stretched it just long enough to hurt. There’s this early scene where she’s trying to “thank” you for helping with rent, and you can choose if you just let her jerk you off with those small, slightly clumsy hands, or grab her head and push in her mouth until drool runs down her chin. The camera lingers too long on stupid things, like the spit string between your tip and her lips, the way her throat bulges when you go deeper, or how her toes curl when she’s getting fingered on the table. And yeah, feet. They don’t ignore them like in many games. At one point she’s scrolling through some casting call on her phone while lazily pressing her sole on your shaft, doing this half-assed footjob that somehow feels more intimate than the full-on anal pounding later. That anal scene is rough by the way, both romantic and totally not. She’s trying to act brave, jokes about “actress training”, then when you’re inside she actually whimpers and grabs the pillow, and you get that perfect little moment of “should I slow down or just cum in her ass and apologize later”. I slowed. Then I didn’t.

The game pretends to be about romance and choices and all that, and yeah, you can actually go soft with her, cuddle, watch trash movies on a busted TV, let her fall asleep on your chest while your cock is still half hard against her thigh. I liked that. Until the story throws temptation at you like it’s running Pornhub categories. There are side girls, “work meetings” that turn into blowjob contests, group scenes where Megan is trying to act ok while another girl is riding you. There’s one rough bit where you can basically cheat on her while she’s out doing some low-budget shoot, then come back home and still lick her pussy like nothing happened, tasting someone else’s perfume faintly on your fingers. It is messed up and hot and also kind of depressing if you think too long about it. Which I didn’t. I liked the little details more, like how she blushes when you make her do a public thing, pulling her into a dark alley, pushing her back to the wall, panties around one ankle while people walk not so far away. Or when you finish all over her face and she laughs, wipes a streak of cum with her thumb and licks it slow, like she’s still trying to be “professional” about your dick. The humor is stupid and actually works, the romance is there but never clean, and sometimes the game hits you with a surprisingly tender masturbation scene where she thinks you are not watching, fingers buried deep, ass up, mumbling your name into the pillow. I kind of wish it was less violent in one specific scene that happens during a chaotic night where everything goes to shit, but it fits this whole spiral vibe of a guy who thought he was just helping a girl and ends up covered in sweat, spit, semen, and bad decisions. And that’s before the endings start punishing or rewarding you in ways that feel a little too personal.

You wake up half naked on a busted space couch, alarms screaming, half the UI bugged out, and some psycho just tried to blow you out of your own shitty tin-can apartment. One eye on the flashing health bar, the other on the fire creeping up the wall, and the game still finds time to zoom right in on the girl’s ass as she dives for cover. That’s kind of the whole vibe here: humanity scattered across the galaxy, history of Earth forgotten, and the camera still worships thighs like it’s a religion. You’re this male fixer type, always half broke, half hard, and apparently hard to kill. Your partner is gone, your place is ruined, and before you even figure out who planted the bomb, some tall alien chick with four-digit feet is pinning your head to the table and “interrogating” you with her toes. I swear the dev put more polish into the toe physics than the quest log. Her ankle clips through the chair every time she curls her toes and it drives me insane, but then she wraps them around your dick and the whole screen does this tiny animation stutter and, yeah, okay, I forgot what I was mad about for a second. Only a second though.

The whole story jumps around like a horny fever dream. One scene you’re tracking a lead across a sleazy orbital bar where everyone has too many tentacles or not enough clothes, next scene some merc rams a plasma knife through a guy’s neck and the blood sprays in a neat little arc that looks weirdly pretty for something so graphic. Then you crack a joke, the protagonist cracks a joke, the bartender cracks a joke, and half of them land, half just hang there in the air like a fart. It tries really hard to be funny and sometimes it actually is, like when the ship AI keeps playing moans over the intercom because it “optimized your stress levels” by stealing audio from your last blowjob scene. You’re arguing with a machine about porn rights while a naked cyborg girl is still wiping her mouth in the background and asking if she gets paid. And of course the lip sync is off. Her mouth is still moving when the voice line already ended, then suddenly lines catch up two clicks later. It’s not game breaking, just… I notice it every damn time.

Sex scenes are where they obviously spent their weekend energy. They’re animated and the bodies at least feel like they weigh something, not just two mannequins sliding through each other. One alien redhead with glowing tattoos drops to her knees in the cargo bay, the hum of the engine loud in the background, and starts working your cock with slow, wet oral while this soft echo on her moans bounces around the metal walls. It’s hot, until she says this one cheesy line about “uploading your DNA” and I just wanted a skip button for the dialogue only. Then later, in a cramped maintenance shaft, another girl rides you raw, toes pressing into your chest, and for some reason the game decides to show a pop-up about a new side quest right as you’re about to cum. A big ugly quest notification, blocking half her face. I swear I sat there staring at the stupid little icon instead of the orgasm animation. Didn’t even bother turning off notifications in the menu. I could, but I won’t. I’ll just keep complaining about it like a moron while the harem keeps getting bigger and my patience keeps getting shorter. And then I still click “next scene” every time.

This one feels like somebody mashed a horny space opera with a shitpost from Twitter and somehow it works way better than it should. You start as this guy who literally just had his place blown up and instead of going to therapy he goes, “ok, time to fuck aliens and solve conspiracies.” The whole thing is in this shiny, clean sci‑fi universe, but the game is not shy at all about trashy sex energy. One moment you’re walking through a station corridor full of neon ads and weird robot junk, next scene you’ve got some space babe pushing you into a chair and sliding between your legs, doing a slow handjob while teasing you about how you almost got killed. The camera really lingers on small stuff, like fingers wrapped around the shaft, little movements, wet sounds. It’s not fast porn, it kind of takes its time, which is nice and also annoying because sometimes you just want to skip straight to the cumshot and the game is like “no, listen to this banter first.” The voice acting helps a lot, characters actually sound like people who say “fuck” for fun, not like some cheap AI TTS from TikTok. But a few side girls talk like they are reading an email, and it breaks the mood a bit, especially during a blowjob scene where she’s supposed to be into it and she sounds like customer support reading a script.

Sex variety is honestly the main pull here. You meet different women across stations, ships, shady outposts, whatever, and the game pretty clearly wants you to collect them all like horny Pokémon. There is proper harem energy: you can have one girl grinding on your lap, her tits bouncing in your face, while another one kneels down and starts licking your balls, and they actually talk to each other while doing it, which is fun and slightly cursed. Some scenes get pretty rough visually, the world has this violent side just under the flirting. You walk past bodies, blood, hints of torture, and then two minutes later you’re in a cabin with a smug space officer making you lick her boots before she jerks you off with them. The foot stuff is way more detailed than I expected: toes flexing, soles sliding along your cock, cum dripping between them at the end. If you’re into feet, it’s borderline unfair how much attention they get. If you’re not, you will still get them in your face, because the game doesn’t ask. Oral scenes are animated with that "too real" level of detail, spit stretching, tongue wrapping, lips smearing your cum all over her face and then she just smiles like it’s no big deal. Vaginal sex is all angles and thrusts, with her moans fully voiced, hips clapping, hands digging into your back, and sometimes the background casually shows that something exploded in space and nobody cares because your dick is busy. Playing on phone is surprisingly smooth, I was on the toilet scrolling Telegram, opened the game “just to check something,” and twenty minutes later I was watching a purple‑skinned alien ride me in low gravity like it’s a national sport. The UI buttons are tiny as hell though, and I kept tapping the wrong one during a blowjob scene and hiding the interface by accident, which made me a bit more mad than it should. Anyway, the story keeps talking about humanity and lost Earth or whatever, but every time the plot tries to be deep, someone ends up naked, bent over a console, moaning into your ear while alarms go off in the background, and that part is way easier to pay attention to.