This thing is basically a horny fairy tale that got drunk and forgot it was supposed to be heroic. You’re “the brave adventurer” on paper, but most of the time I felt like some idiot with a boner wandering around a forest trying not to die to a slime with tits. The goal sounds so classic: kill the monster in the woods, get a pile of gold, then blow it on gifts for the stacked Hooters girls back in town so they finally stop calling you “buddy” and start calling you something filthier. In practice, it’s more like: try to look cool, misclick, end up face first in a pair of cartoon tits, panic, then click through the scene three times just to “check the animation quality” again. For science.

The combat is turn based, but not in that super dry way where you stare at numbers forever. It’s pretty simple: hit thing, don’t die, maybe use some skill that you totally forget exists half the time because a MILF barmaid is still stuck in your brain from earlier. Sometimes I was trying to focus on stats and all I could think about was “ok if I don’t screw this fight, I can buy that shiny necklace and maybe she’ll let me suck on those ridiculous boobs again.” And yeah, the girls here are built like some teenage fantasy that never heard of gravity: big tits, big asses, big everything. They jiggle a lot, with little animated loops that keep playing and you tell yourself you’re only watching to see the “art details” but you know damn well what you’re doing. There’s teasing everywhere too, like the game just likes to edge you. A waitress brushing her tits on your arm and then walking off like nothing happened, a busty mage pushing your face “by accident” into her cleavage when she heals you. At one point I legit misread a dialogue and thought I was choosing something romantic, but it turned into full on tits sucking scene, with her grabbing your head and talking all smug, and suddenly the heroic soundtrack in my head was gone, replaced by “how did I get here and why is this kind of perfect.”

It pretends to be a noble fantasy adventure, but the town basically runs on horny energy. You beat monsters, they drop loot, you bring that back so you can buy goofy, half-useless gifts that somehow unlock dirtier stuff with the girls. One Hooters chick pretends she’s all shy, but give her the right shiny thing and next second she’s grinding on your lap, hand on your dick, whispering something about “thanking her favorite customer” while you just mash through dialogue because the CG is doing all the talking. Another time I tried to play “good guy” and not touch the barmaid’s ass when the prompt came up. I was proud for like three seconds, then the next event she just straight up grabs your crotch under the table and goes “you’re too slow, hero” and I felt both owned and turned on. The monsters are weirdly sexy sometimes too, like they’re 80% threat and 20% “if I lose this fight, I’m probably getting jerked off by a plant or something.” I sort of wish the sandbox part was bigger, like more weird side stuff and stupid ways to blow money, but also I know if they add more, I’ll just forget the main quest forever and live in the bar, grinding battles only so I can keep “gifting” my way into more groping scenes. Not gonna lie, half the time I closed Chrome after a “boss fight” in town instead of in the forest. And yeah, the story pretends it’s about slaying the beast, but after a while it feels like the real monster you’re fighting is your own self control every time another big titty NPC leans in and asks if you “wanna see a special move.”

Strange Nights feels like somebody took Life is Strange, spilled horny thoughts all over the script, then said “yeah, that’s fine” and hit upload. You’re not Max here, you’re Mark Jefferson, the creepy photography teacher, except now the game just admits he’s creepy and gives him time powers as a sex mechanic. It’s not subtle. One moment you’re in the classroom talking about composition and light, next moment you’re rewinding a conversation to nudge a quiet student into trusting you a bit too much, then a bit more, then “oops, guess we’re in the darkroom and your skirt is on the floor.” The mind control stuff is handled like a drunk philosophy major wrote it in Google Docs: half “what is morality?” and half “ok, now she kneels.” I actually like that, because the English is slightly weird in places and that makes the dirty talk feel raw, like some fanfic that got out of hand. Sometimes the phrasing is clumsy in a way that hits extra hard, like when a girl calls him “sir” three times in one sentence. In a AAA game it would be cringe, here it’s just… hot and wrong.

What surprised me is how hard it leans into female domination and then forgets it two clicks later. You’ll have this scene where a girl takes control, sits on his face, orders him to shut up while she uses him, fingers in his hair, calling him her “good toy,” and you think “oh, nice, they go this direction.” And then the next encounter he’s snapping his fingers and rewinding her resistance out of existence so she’s the one begging to suck his cock behind the school. It feels messy and that kind of fits this sleazy Blackwell where everyone is one bad decision away from corruption. Some of the best moments are in the small things: a student glancing at his crotch while pretending to talk about homework, a lesbian side route where two girls kiss for “practice” and end up grinding on each other on his desk while he pretends to stop them for about half a second. Oral, anal, vaginal, handjobs, it’s all there, usually with a bit of teacher-student power imbalance sprinkled like salt. The BDSM flavor is more about control and humiliation than hardware; a hand tight on a throat, a girl with tears in her mascara but still pushing back on his cock, a little “count your own slaps” game that goes on way too long and somehow is the most memorable part. The animations are a bit stiff at times and sometimes a moan will loop in a weird way, but you’re not here to analyze frame data, you’re here to watch a morally ruined teacher use supernatural bullshit to twist young, pretty lives around his dick in a world that already felt corrupt in the original game, just now nobody pretends it’s not about sex.

Jake feels like that guy you see at a Christmas party who clearly wants to be normal, but there is this horny demon whispering in his ear and suddenly the mistletoe is not even close to the worst thing happening in the room. The game throws you into his new city life where every snowy sidewalk and rainy bus stop can suddenly flip into some twisted paranormal sex dream. One moment you’re chatting with your brother about rent and work, and the next you’re staring at a girl whose eyes glaze over because Lust just slid into her mind and started rearranging her thoughts like holiday ornaments on a tree. It’s not subtle, and it’s not trying to be. You get normal stuff like flirting, dating, “hey let’s grab a drink after class”, then it goes straight into handjobs in quiet corners, sloppy oral when you push that power a bit too hard, and full-on vaginal sex scenes where the camera lingers on the movement and the sweat. Some scenes are animated enough that you can almost feel the breath, and then it cuts away too fast and you’re pissed, and two minutes later you’re back because the next route teases something even dirtier. And out of nowhere you get that taboo incest vibe at home, like the walls of the apartment are too thin, family walks around too relaxed, everyone ignoring that something is wrong with how close they stand, how they look. It feels dirty in the exact way you came here for and then it pretends to care about morality when it clearly doesn’t.

What really messes with your head is how the city becomes this weird playground for every fetish at once. You’re doing basic RPG stuff, raising stats, tweaking skills, grinding boring little tasks, and then those stats suddenly open a scene where Jake uses mind control during a date and turns a sweet almost-innocent night into him having her on her knees in an alley, gagging around his cock, drool leaking, eyes empty like snowed-out Christmas lights. Or you wander into a paranormal event and now there’s a demon with tentacles sliding under clothes, poking at holes that were not supposed to be filled, wrapping girls and guys alike, group scenes turning into sticky knots of limbs and slime. Some paths take you into weird transformations, a girl slowly getting more animal features every time you visit her dreams until she is this half-furry nymph grinding on you, tail flicking behind her while she rides, and you’re half focused on the sex and half annoyed the game never explains what the hell just happened. The combat shows up like that drunk uncle at New Year who wasn’t invited: simple, sometimes clunky, but kind of fun when you start using Lust in fights, bending demons’ minds before smashing them. And in the middle of all this there is that moment where you’re in a “dream” inside someone else’s body, masturbating in front of a mirror, seeing a different gender than Jake, touching yourself just out of curiosity and realizing the game is quietly poking at your own kinks. Then it shoves you into awkward gay tension in the locker room without warning, wet tiles, steam, someone’s hand on your waist a bit too long during a “sparring” scene, and if you lean into it the game barely blinks, just gives you another explicit route. It feels messy, like tangled Christmas lights, but there is this strange charm in how it never cleans itself up for you.

Harth starts out in this tiny nowhere village where nothing happens, just chores, dumb jokes with friends, jerking off behind the barn and trying not to stare too hard at tits that bounce when the girls carry water. It feels almost too soft at first, like one of those comfy slice of life VN where you just click through sunsets and pretend you’re not waiting for someone to suck you off. Then shit breaks. The safe bubble cracks, people change, and suddenly this clueless virgin farm boy with more hormones than sense gets dragged into the capital, where everything smells like incense, sex, mud and perfume at the same time. I liked that jump, honestly. One moment you’re groping a friend under a blanket, quiet and sloppy, scared someone will hear. Next moment you’re in a temple full of half-naked fanatics arguing about gods while some girl with holy symbols on her tits is sliding her hand into your pants like it’s part of the ritual. Maybe it actually is, I kinda lost the plot, in a good way.

The game plays like that drunk walk home feeling: you think you’re going in a straight line, then suddenly you’re in a back alley watching a guy get his ass railed by a priest with golden jewelry, and the MC is just there like “huh, okay, that’s a thing.” The gay stuff isn’t thrown in as a joke either, it’s just there, stubborn and casual, like desire doesn’t care about labels. First time Harth gets a handjob from a dude with sharper cheekbones than half the girls, it feels almost more honest than some of the straight scenes. Then later he’s on his knees with a girl riding his face while she orders him to stroke slower, faster, stop, like he’s her favorite toy. The game keeps playing with that mix of soft romance and “shut up and take it” energy. One scene you’re sharing a quiet moment under stained-glass light, kissing and shaking a little because it’s your first time inside someone warm and wet. Next scene you’ve got a smug noblewoman using your cock between her tits while you’re pinned, her hand on your throat, and you realize the dev really enjoys female domination way more than is probably healthy. Or maybe that’s just me. Hard to tell.

There’s this one early bit that got stuck in my head for some reason. You’re in the city for like, what, a day, and some street performer girl with a thick ass and religious tattoo on her back teases you into a side alley. She doesn’t just drop to her knees immediately. She makes you work for it in that annoying way: brushing her foot up your leg, pressing her toes on your crotch through the fabric, laughing when you twitch. I hated it and loved it. The footjob there is animated enough that you almost feel the frustration more than the pleasure, especially when she stops right when you’re about to cum, pulls your pants down, and finally takes you in her mouth slow, messy, half-choking, drool on her chin. You get that internal view when she decides to swallow you, which usually I’m not crazy about, but here it felt like peeking at something you weren’t supposed to see, greedy and wrong. Then much later the pregnancy stuff starts sneaking in and it hits different. You creampie someone during a “we might die tomorrow” night and forget about it for a while, and only several scenes later she shows up with a swollen belly and this weird tired smile. It’s not played as cute fluffy family life. It’s more like: actions have weight, even when you were just thinking with your dick and chasing another orgasm between temple pillars shaped like naked saints. Kind of fucked up, kind of beautiful, kind of exactly what I wanted from a sad fantasy sex story that pretends to be an adventure and then quietly ruins everyone in slow motion.

You wake up in this warped copy of Earth where your school looks almost the same, the desks are the same, the shitty fluorescent lights are the same, but outside the windows there’s a violet sky and something with too many teeth crawling over the football field like it owns the place. Then your homeroom teacher, the one you used to jerk off to in secret, is suddenly not just stacked but actually a literal high-tier “blessing” candidate, and the gods watching all of you treat her like a chess piece. The game pretends to be a normal dating sim for like five minutes, then throws you into a hallway full of screaming students, blood on the lockers, and a monster girl with six eyes asking you if she should eat the bully or just sit on his face until he stops moving. You choose, of course. And the game quietly remembers if you watched or looked away while she drooled on his chest and talked about how human cum tastes different when they’re scared.

The sex doesn’t feel separated from the horror stuff, which is what I like and kind of hate at the same time. You’re in POV a lot, which makes it extra fucked when your “step” sister is crying in the gym storage room after a Convergence ripped half the city away, and the game lets you either comfort her like a decent person or slide your hand up her thighs while she’s shaking. She’s a virgin if you don’t screw it up early, and the first time you finally get inside her, the whole place is literally cracking, walls bending like rubber, and the UI is calm as hell, just showing tiny alignment shifts while you’re balls deep and listening to her moan your name. One route has her clinging to you later, pregnant in this unstable world, trying to be happy about starting a “family” where gods and demons treat humans like loot boxes. Another route turns her into a kind of monster girl herself, and you still fuck her anyway, because of course you do. The game doesn’t judge you out loud, it just lets the world rot a little more.

What caught me off guard is how much stuff is technically “romance” but it’s only romantic if you squint. There’s a milf nurse at the school who knows way more about what’s happening than she says, and she gives you a handjob in the infirmary as “stress relief” while explaining how your body is changing. She wraps her tits around you later, pulls your cock between them, and while she’s giving you a sloppy titfuck she’s casually dropping lore about gods betting on your love life like it’s a gacha event. One of the monster girls, this insect-looking thing with soft chitin plates and huge tits, basically treats you as breeding stock if you let her, riding you until you black out while hinting that pregnancy in her nest might anchor your soul here forever. There are stripping scenes in a club that literally appeared in the middle of the school district after a Convergence, with girls you kinda know from class taking off their uniforms piece by piece while the shadows behind them twitch in time with the music. You can grope, you can eat them out, there’s oral, full-on vaginal, rough fucking in storage rooms, slow “I love you” sex with someone who might stab you later, and little moments where the screen lingers on a hand around a throat or a tongue on a nipple longer than is comfortable. It pretends to be a simple harem Isekai, but every time you cum, something somewhere in Lumis seems to tilt a little, like the whole world is quietly asking why you’re still chasing pussy while gods rewrite reality around your dick.

City like this tastes of wet asphalt and cheap energy drink on your tongue, and the game leans into that filth hard. You start as this half-broke delivery guy, running errands for people who don’t even look you in the eyes, and then death just snaps on you like a dog off the chain. Next breath you’re not really alive, not really dead, and everything starts to smell different: blood has color in the air, fear has weight, sex feels like a second heartbeat in your gums. The whole story hangs between horror and horny, like you’re walking in a back alley where the light is always almost broken. One corner has a milf with tired eyes and tits on proud display, fingers twitching near a hidden toy, pretending she’s not desperate. Another door hides some shy virgin girl who should stay away from you, but you already know you’re going to ruin her slowly, one teasing touch, one “accidental” grope, until she grips your wrist instead of pulling it away.

The game calls itself sandbox and actually mean it, which is rare. You wander this cursed city, poking into side streets, brothels where the girls have bite marks they swear are “just for fun”, dark clubs where people sell more than just their bodies, and apartments that smell of incense and bad decisions. Sometimes you’re just doing basic point and click stuff, knocking on doors, choosing who to charm, who to corrupt, who to break. Then suddenly you’re in a fucked up fight with some paranormal freak who rips open a guy like a plastic bag. The violence gets graphic in a way that makes sex feel hotter after, like your cock and your fangs are wired to the same dirty switch. One run you play sweet romance, kiss on the neck, slow handjob under soft moans, tongue lingering on her lip before you taste her throat. Next run you push into full male domination, fingers on her jaw, cock in her mouth while she’s still trying to say your name, using her like a toy while your new superpowers make her too scared not to obey. Other routes flip it: you think you’re in control of some elegant vampire milf, then find yourself on your knees while she rides your face and laughs, nails digging into your hair, using your mouth and leaving you with nothing but ache and pre-cum soaking your pants.

What I like is how corruption sneaks up. You start by just “helping” a girl earn extra cash, suggesting prostitution like it’s no big thing, then slowly you add anal, toys, risky public blowjob behind a bar dumpster, and next time she’s the one asking if you’ll finish with a creampie, like that was always normal. You can masturbate alone in your shitty apartment, watching the city lights through cracked blinds, remembering the feel of her throat tightening around you while she struggles for air and laughs after. Or you can just stalk the streets and grope someone in the shadows, a quick squeeze of ass, a palm over a nipple, then vanish before she knows if it was real. One small thing that annoyed me: sometimes the point and click hotspots are tiny as fuck, like I spent more time hunting for a pixel than I did hunting for fresh pussy, and that kinda killed the mood, but whatever, I forgot it the moment I was balls-deep in some trembling girl who still calls you “monster” with her legs wrapped around your waist. There’s even incest paths simmering under the surface, that taboo family tension, where a “comforting hug” lingers too long, then her hand brushes your bulge and neither of you pretends it was accident. It’s not a clean story, not a heroic one. It’s messy, cruel, wet, full of teeth on skin and gasps in dark stairwells, a city of sins where every route feels like another bad decision that you keep stroking anyway.

You wake up on this screwed up alien rock with a headache, a hard-on, and basically no clue who or what you pissed off to get dropped there. No friendly AI, no tutorial, no “welcome, prisoner #something” screen. Just cold ground, strange sky, and creatures staring at you like you’re both lost puppy and walking sex toy. It feels like you spawned in the middle of someone else’s fetish dream that went a bit too far and didn’t know when to stop. And the game doesn’t waste much time before it starts rubbing that in your face, literally at one point. One of the first encounters I had was with this towering monster girl with skin like something grown in the dark side of a lab, all glowing lines and ridges, and she talks like your body is a rare resource. She doesn’t even pretend you’re a person first. You’re a thing, a tasty one. The way she grabs the guy’s jaw, checking his teeth before deciding she’d rather feel his mouth somewhere else, made me think of some cult priestess inspecting a sacrifice before the ritual turns really wet.

Sex scenes here feel less like “romance route unlocked” and more like you got dragged into an eldritch breeding program that happened to learn what a blowjob is. Oral isn’t gentle; it’s hungry. The alien girls act like your cock is a strange tool they really want to master, but if it breaks, eh, there are probably more of you out there. One of them has this huge, perfect ass and tits that look like gravity gave up, but the game keeps reminding you she’s still a predator underneath, with little details: claws curled just a bit too tight on your thighs while she rides you, pupils narrowing when you moan, that moment when she stops for a second like she’s listening to some other voice before pushing you deeper inside her again. It hits this weird mix of “hot” and “am I about to be eaten,” except you kind of hope if you get eaten it starts with a long, sloppy handjob and a throat that feels way too warm to be human. The whole story leans into that vibe where you’re rare and valuable, but “valuable” in the way ancient cults valued a virgin on a stone altar. You’re a prize, just not for your comfort or survival. Weirdly comforting, in a fucked up way. The game knows exactly what it is.

What really stuck in my head is how the world itself feels like a horny version of an unknowable god. You walk around in this sci-fi fantasy mix where nothing truly welcomes you, everything examines you. The alien girls are hot, yeah, big tits and big asses and all the usual porn brain candy, but the way they talk about humans feels off, almost clinical, like they read about us in a sacred manual that mixed biology notes with a sex guide. One scene has an alien teasing the guy with slow strokes, hand gliding over his cock like she’s testing pressure points, asking these strange questions about his reactions like some lab researcher, then suddenly dropping her mouth on him without warning, taking him to the base, gagging a bit, and laughing because she likes the taste. It’s not “do you like this, baby,” it’s “ah, interesting response, do it again.” The whole time, you get this undercurrent that if you stop being useful, or interesting, or fertile, you’ll just vanish like the others they barely mention. That weird tension makes the porn more intense, at least for me. Like, yeah, she’s sucking you off beneath a sky that looks older than your species, but there’s always this feeling that something even bigger is watching both of you and treating the scene like data. It’s not a comforting game. It’s horny, messy, and strangely cold around the edges, like Lovecraft wrote a space porn VN during a nervous breakdown and accidentally learned what a handjob is in the process.

Axel is the kind of bastard your mother warned you about, if your mother ever had the guts to talk about guys who grab power with one hand and pussy with the other. He is all uniform, sharp jaw, and that cold smug look that says he knows he can fuck whoever he wants and get away with it. The game throws you right into his orbit. One moment he is barking orders at soldiers, next he has a nurse on her knees in some half-lit office, uniform skirt hitched up, fingers buried between her thighs while she tries not to moan loud enough for the guards outside to hear. There is this one animated scene where she is trying to keep a straight face, clipboard in hand, and he just pulls her close, unzips, and pushes his cock against her lips like it is a command, not a request. No choices, no romance speech, just raw “open your mouth” energy while spit starts dripping on his shaft. It feels dirty in that good way, like you opened a private folder you were not meant to see. He takes girls in ways that feel more like a show than a secret, bending a secretary over a desk with the blinds half open, her ass pushed up while he shoves into her pussy hard and deep, watching his soldiers walk by outside. It is about ego, about “look what’s mine” without actually saying it. There is a scene where he makes her jerk him off under the table while he signs papers, just her hand moving faster and faster, her cheeks flushed, his voice totally steady while he talks tactics and then just grunts and cums all over that stack of reports. Completely stupid, totally hot.

Then the forest part hits, and the vibe shifts in a weird but interesting way. Same lust, less control. Isabella shows up, this dancer girl with attitude and legs that look like they were designed for wrapping around waists. She is done with her soft little boyfriend Cody, you can feel it every time she looks at him with that “why are you like this” face. When she starts touching herself alone in the tent, with her phone light on low and her fingers sliding under her panties, it feels more human and less porn set. You watch her rub her clit, breathing faster, whispering to herself, biting her lower lip, and you get this sense she wants something rougher, something she cannot get from Cody’s shaky, apologetic dick. The game likes to tease with these small things. Cody’s pathetic attempt at oral, for example, where he is down there between her thighs, licking in random circles, and she is trying to guide him with soft moans that are more polite than honest, then later you see Axel pinning someone else to a tree, pushing into their ass with zero hesitation, and the contrast is brutal. Somewhere in that forest is Tobey too, the soft, pretty one, more eyeliner than testosterone, whose scenes take a sharp left into queer territory. The first time Axel grabs Tobey’s hair and makes him suck him off, you can see the shame fighting with arousal in Tobey’s eyes, spit drooling down his chin, cock sliding in and out of his mouth slow at first and then rougher, like Axel is testing how far he can go. There is anal, there is messy cum, there is that moment after where nobody really knows if they liked what happened or they just needed it. It is not subtle. It is not gentle. Sometimes the pacing jumps around and it feels like you skipped a page, and some transitions are clunky as hell, like a porn hub playlist shuffled itself. But the sex scenes hit hard enough that you ignore it, fingers sticky on your screen if you are on mobile, phone almost slipping from your hand while Isabella rides a cock in a sleeping bag, breasts bouncing, moans muffled so her friends do not wake up just a few meters away. It is about power, fear, pleasure, betrayal, and a lot of wet sounds you will probably hear in your head long after you close the tab.

You get off the bus in this nowhere town and it already feels wrong in that good way. Sky a bit too dark, everyone staring a bit too long, like they know something about you that even your Pornhub history doesn’t. The whole thing kicks off pretty slow, with you just trying to find that “thing” you lost, but the game treats that like an excuse to shove you into every strange lodge, inn, backroom and “don’t worry about the noises upstairs” hallway it can find. It looks like some innocent cozy horror VN at the start, then five minutes later you’re sitting in a creaky wooden room, locked in eye contact with a milf innkeeper whose tits are basically sitting on the table, and she’s asking you really normal questions like “How attached are you to your free will?” while lightly grinding her thigh into your crotch. Very chill. Totally normal vacation spot.

The corruption angle hits slowly. At first you’re this regular guy trying to be polite, not staring at every big ass that walks by in leggings that look painted on. That lasts maybe two scenes. Once the first “massage” happens, where a busty landlady decides you’re too tense and “helps” you relax with a long, teasing handjob under a blanket while telling a ghost story in your ear, the tone of the game just snaps. Suddenly you’re noticing the way everyone touches you too much. Little gropes hidden in hugs, claws on your shoulders a second too long, a furry bartender with soft ears and sharp teeth sniffing your neck while serving drinks and asking if you “taste like you look.” It’s horny, but also actually kind of uncomfortable in places, and it works. Sometimes it feels like the town is trying to fuck you, not the characters. POV scenes make it worse, in a good way, because when that dominant milf pins you to the wall and tells you to “stop pretending you don’t like this” while she rides your thigh, you’re not watching a guy, you are the guy, trapped between her heavy tits and the peeling wallpaper behind your head, no escape, just her rhythm.

What really sells it is how often the erotic stuff slams into the horror without warning. One moment you’re getting stroked off in a candlelit room, her hand slow and lazy, her voice soft in your ear, and you notice the shadows behind her head move wrong. Not erotic “wrong.” Like supernatural wrong. Your new “power” kicks in after a key scene where you cum at exactly the wrong time, and something in the town seems to wake up inside you. It’s not explained, you just start seeing things ordinary people pretend not to see. Faint faces reflected in windows while you’re getting ridden by a big tit demon girl on an old sofa. A giant shape leaning over the bed while a dominant chick straddles your chest and shoves her fingers into your mouth, telling you to focus on her and ignore the “others.” The humor is weirdly good too, really stupid sometimes, like a horny Scooby-Doo episode written by someone who reads too much hentai. Characters crack jokes in middle of serious scenes, like the milf who mocks your “hero cock” while using her superhuman strength to hold your wrists over your head with one hand, jerking you with the other, laughing every time your hips twitch. The game can be clumsy and the pacing goes all over the place, but when it clicks, it feels like you’re stuck in a sex-obsessed haunted village that keeps twisting your brain, your morals, and your dick at the same time, and you kinda stop wanting to find that thing you came here for at all.