This one feels like some horny anime daydream that got stretched into a whole weird, cozy fantasy world. You start as this totally average guy, like the one background NPC nobody usually cares about, except you grew up next to the Saintess, the bright holy poster-girl of the kingdom. Everyone worships her, she can literally nuke demons with light magic, and you remember her when she still drooled in her sleep and clung to you like a needy kitten. That contrast hits kind of nice. The story throws you into her orbit again after this “oops” incident where you basically get promoted from nobody to her bodyguard. Not the cool, shiny armor type, more like “why the hell did they pick me” vibe. And yet it works, because half the tension is you walking around going: yeah, that girl the entire church is praying to? She is watching your hands very closely when you touch her waist. There’s this scene early where she heals you, all glowing and serious, and then her fingers just linger a little too long. The camera slows down, she blushes, and the holy light is still around her while you can clearly see in her eyes she is thinking something very not holy. Audio is simple but the tiny breathy voice clips, the little gasps when she gets flustered, they scratch that ASMR itch more than you’d expect from a Koikatsu-based thing.

The game loves that slow burn, but then it throws the brakes away when the sex finally happens. First time she gives you a handjob, she is trying so hard to stay “holy” while jerking you off, it’s hilarious and hot at same time. She keeps whispering prayers and then losing the words halfway when you throb in her hand. There’s a later scene where she’s on her knees, supposed to be blessing you before a dangerous mission, and instead she just wraps her lips around your cock. The sloppy sounds are pretty on point, not overdone, kind of wet and soft, with that little gag at the back of her throat that made me shiver like someone traced a finger behind my ear. The camera cuts between her teary eyes looking up and your cock sliding over her tongue, and the rhythm of her bobbing almost feels like someone tapping a finger right behind your eardrum. Sex itself uses the fantasy setting in a fun way, like using magic to make your dick extra sensitive during vaginal scenes, or her glowing faintly while riding you, each thrust making those light effects flicker like candles. Not everything hits, some jokes land flat, and I got annoyed at one choice that teased something dirtier and then chickened out, but whatever. The incest hinting has that “we grew up way too close, this is kinda wrong but we both want it” tone, and if you’re into that taboo family energy, some lines go right for the throat. It never feels subtle. She moans your name like a prayer, calls you her only real light in the darkness while her pussy clenches around you, and the game just stays there for a bit, letting the scene breathe, like those long ASMR shots where the mic just sits by someone’s mouth and picks up everything. It’s messy, a little awkward in places, but the good kind of awkward, like when someone whispers exactly what filthy thing they want and stumbles over the words, and you feel it way more because of that.

You wake up in this new city full of walking, talking furballs with curves in all the right places, dick hard and life kind of fucked. Furryille looks cute from the outside, sure, but after ten minutes you realize everyone here is horny, petty, sweet, broken, and weirdly honest, like you just stumbled into a soap opera written by a hentai addict. Your character is a guy who messed up his old life so badly it hurts to think about it, and now he’s crashing in a tiny room, trying to pretend he’s here for a “fresh start” while immediately getting distracted by tits, tails, and soft fur brushing against his lap under the table. The game keeps this mix of serious drama and stupid horny stuff: one moment you’re talking about guilt and depression, next moment you’re accidentally grabbing a fluffy ass in a crowded tram and the scene somehow turns into her pushing your hand deeper instead of slapping you.

First time the blackmail thing hits, it doesn’t feel like some kinky tag from Pornhub, it feels messy. You’re spying through a cracked door, watching this wolf girl on her knees, drooling around a thick cock, ears twitching while she tries to moan without choking, and you know you should back off. Of course you don’t. She catches you, of course, but instead of screaming she corners you later, presses you up against a wall, hot breath in your ear, and just whispers what she saw you doing to yourself after you walked away. Then she smiles. Next thing, she has you doing “favors,” like sneaking into places, covering for her, and as payment you get her on your bed, straddling you, grinding on your shaft while she teases you about what a perv you are. You can go soft and romantic, stroking her fur, kissing slowly as she guides you inside, or just grab her hips and slam until her claws dig into your shoulders and she begs for a creampie. The game lets you decide how much of an asshole you become, which is kind of fucked, but also hot in the worst way.

The sex isn’t just “scene unlocked, click to cum.” You’re in a cramped shower with a shy fox boy, steam everywhere, his tail nervously curling around your leg while his hand wraps around your cock. You jerk him off at the same time, water running between your bodies, and when he finally drops to his knees, licking from the base up to the tip before taking you in his mouth, he looks up with that needy, wet-eyed stare that makes you want to grab his ears and thrust until he gags. There’s a drunk night on a rooftop where a tiger girl sits in your lap, her panties pushed to the side, slowly sinking down on your dick while the city lights blur behind her, then halfway through she suddenly flips around, offers you her ass, tail lifted, and you just line up and slide into her tight ring while she bites her own arm to keep from screaming. Also, whoever animated that one masturbation scene where your MC is just slumped on the bed, phone in hand, scrolling through chat logs and jerking it to memories instead of porn, with his cum landing messily on his own stomach, deserves a beer and maybe a therapist. There is romance here, the soft handholding, quiet cuddles, lazy morning blowjobs while someone laughs at your stupid jokes, and then there’s pure filthy voyeur shit where you’re hiding in a closet, watching someone ride a stranger until their furry thighs shake. The humor hits more often than not, though the one character who keeps making the same stupid pun can go to hell, and the whole thing feels like a fucked up second chance story where you keep choosing between being a decent human or just giving in when someone presses their wet slit against your cock and whispers that they don’t want condoms. Somehow, it all fits together. Mostly. Until it doesn’t, and you like it even more for that.

You start as this kinda normal dude from our time, still messing around with uni, phones, porn tabs in Chrome, all that. Then suddenly, boom, you’re thrown right into dusty old 1896 like some horny isekai accident. No internet, no TikTok, no Uber Eats… but a lot of tight corsets, huge tits barely staying inside dresses, and girls who have never even seen a vibrator. It feels like someone mashed a western, an RPG and a porn comic together and just said “ok, let him fuck everything that moves.” And yeah, it sorta works.

The fun part is how fast “I just wanna survive” turns into “ok how many girls can I make moan tonight.” You walk around this small town, poke into saloons, brothels, farms, fancy houses, and it’s all in your point of view, like you’re actually the perv peeking through doors and windows. One time I was supposed to help this girl wash clothes by the river and I ended up just standing there, camera stuck right on her ass while she bent over, her dress riding up, wet fabric glued to a huge, perfect butt. She caught me looking, cheeks red, then started “washing” slower, teasing, sliding the cloth between her thighs like she’s masturbating but pretending she’s not. That little moment sold me more than any big sex scene.

Sex here feels like a reward but also like a problem you want more of. You talk a bit, you pick a couple choices, maybe fight some drunk idiot with basic shooter-style stuff, and if you don’t suck, suddenly you’re behind a barn railing some innocent-looking girl who swore she was a virgin five minutes ago. There’s pussy juices all over your cock, her eyes rolling up in that stupid ahegao face, clinging to you like she’s about to break, and after you pull out and leave a mess on her stomach once, the next time she’s begging you to stay inside, fill her up, sticky creampie dripping down those pale thighs while she’s shaking and trying to keep quiet so her parents don’t hear. And then later you see her walking around town like nothing happened. That contrast is hot as hell.

I liked how some girls pretend they’re classy and proper, but the second you get them alone, they’re stripping bits of their outfit for you, pretending it’s “too hot” or they “spilled something” so they have to remove it. One rich girl acts like she’s above everyone, then lets you bend her over her own vanity, dick slamming into her ass, her makeup smearing in the mirror while she bites her lip to not scream. Another works the streets more openly, literally selling her mouth, pussy and ass in some dirty back alley, but talks to you like you’re her personal hero, gives you this sloppy wet blowjob, drool and cum all over, looking up at you with those “own me” eyes. And she’s not the only one. After a while it really turns into your own personal harem, but nobody makes drama about it. They kind of know about each other, they kind of don’t, and you just walk around collecting kisses, handjobs behind doors, public teasing, even letting a couple of them flash their tits in broad daylight just to see who is watching.

There’s this weird joy every time you notice someone peeping too. Like you’re fucking a girl on a haystack, her nails digging into your back, you’re pushing into her wet cunt from behind, balls slapping, and you just catch a shadow at the window, some voyeur trying to get a free show. Sometimes the game actually lets you react, pull her head up, whisper in her ear that someone is watching, and she gets even hotter, moaning louder, begging you to make it “worth it” for him. It’s not all perfect though. The combat gets a bit clicky and dull sometimes, and the sandbox walking between spots can feel like “ok, yeah, I get it, dusty street, next.” I also hate that one sound effect for gunshots, it feels like someone popping bubble wrap. But then I’ll stumble into a random event like a girl half-undressed in a stable, trying to ride a saddle like she’s grinding a cock, and all that boredom just vanishes. My brain keeps saying, “I’ll just do one more scene,” and then I’m suddenly watching another interracial threesome, big dark cock sliding into a pale girl’s ass while she’s sucking you from below, eyes crossed, cum dripping from her lips, and I forget what I was annoyed about in the first place. Honestly I still don’t really know what I’m doing in that era story-wise anymore, I’m just chasing the next set of tits I haven’t seen naked yet. And I’m weirdly ok with that.

Game starts and I think, ok, another cheap porn VN where you click next and jerk off and forget it after. I was half on my phone, half on my second monitor with Discord open, not taking it serious at all. Then suddenly I realize I actually care where this horny idiot of a MC is going and who he will fuck first. You control this awkward dude who wakes up one day and, surprise, he is packing way more than before. Not just size either, it feels like his whole body is reacting different. Hard to explain without sounding cringe, but the game really leans into that “extra” thing in a dirty, funny way. It is not just “lol my dick is huge now, harem time”, it is more like: shit, everybody around me now looks at me different, and some of them have their own secret between their legs too.

What hooked me was how the dates go from normal to completely fucked in two clicks. One moment I am trying to choose a polite answer like I am in some wholesome dating sim, and the next the cute "girl" is pushing me on the bed, dick already out, and suddenly I am the one getting stroked instead of doing the stroking. The game loves to throw traps and futa at you in this casual way, like, “oh, you thought this was just a shy girl with big tits? joke’s on you, she has more meat than you.” First time that happened, I legit stared at the screen, hand off mouse, trying to decide if I was still straight or what. Pornhub has ruined me a bit already, but this made it feel kind of personal, like I made the choices that put me there. And when the scene keeps going, MC’s huge cock rubbing against another hard cock, spit everywhere, her hand sliding up and down both at once, I stopped pretending I cared about labels. It is all just hot. There is one scene where you go down on what you think is a regular chick, your tongue on her clit, she starts moaning, grabs your hair, and then your lips bump something thick and warm and the game just describes how it twitches on your tongue and I swear my brain short-circuited a bit.

The art is classic 2D CG, but with small details that sell the filth, like cum smeared on inner thighs, or the way an ass actually opens around you when you push in, not just a white line. Anal scenes hit harder than I expected, there is one where you are on your back and this big ass futa is riding you reverse, her own cock slapping your stomach, your dick punching into her asshole, and she leans back so you see everything, from her balls bouncing to the ring around your shaft stretching. It sounds dumb when I describe it, but in the moment I was just spamming save files to see different dialog before the money shot. Not everything is great, some routes feel rushed and one guy’s face looks weird as hell in certain angles, like he walked out of a meme, but the sexual tension builds nicely. Sometimes the MC talks too much, I just want to see him shut up and choke on a cock, but maybe that is on me. It started as a joke click, like “haha, extra inches, sure”, and ended with me arguing with myself which character I want to cum inside first and if taking it up the ass from someone hotter than me actually makes me gay or just lucky. I am still not sure and honestly I kind of like that.

Diana shows up at this fancy all-girls academy with that classic “I’m done with guys, I want peace, books, and maybe a cute roommate who doesn’t snore” energy. Of course the universe looks at her, laughs, and drops Jeanne in her lap. Jeanne looks like the perfect honor student: polite, soft voice, killer thighs under that uniform skirt, the kind of smile that makes you forget what you were going to say. Then the game starts peeling layers off her, one scene at a time, and suddenly that “secret” is very obvious when Diana’s hand slips a bit too low during what’s supposed to be a gentle cuddle on the dorm bed. The nice thing is, the game doesn’t rush to the horny bits in the first 5 clicks. It lets Diana actually fall for Jeanne. They talk in the dorm corridor at night, share stupid stories about teachers, tease each other in the showers, and when the tension finally breaks, it feels like it earned the right to be filthy. That first time Jeanne pushes Diana on the mattress, kisses her slow, then nervously asks if she’s “okay with everything down there”, it hits that weird mix of awkward and incredibly hot. AI CG or not, the animation on Jeanne’s hips when she slides inside Diana is way too smooth for my religious upbringing.

The sex scenes go from “soft and sweet” to “how many fluids does one girl have” pretty fast. There’s this moment where Diana, who spent the whole first act acting like she’s totally in control, ends up on her knees between Jeanne’s legs, kissing the shaft like she’s trying to apologize to it. She goes from shy licks to taking it in her throat while Jeanne’s hands clutch the bedsheets. The game lingers on it, not in that gross porny way, but you can almost hear her gag a bit before she adjusts. And later you get the reverse: Jeanne’s tongue between Diana’s thighs, slow circles, fingers sliding in, then that low moan when she gets a taste and realizes Diana’s already completely soaked. There is a long scene where Jeanne plays with Diana’s feet, pressing that hard cock between the soles, stroking up and down while Diana hides her face, half mortified, half turned on as hell. It shouldn’t be that hot but it is, especially when Jeanne finally shoots all over her toes and then licks them clean while Diana just stares like “how is this my life now”. The creampie stuff hits too: that one time in the empty music room, Jeanne ramming into Diana from behind over the piano bench, fingers digging into her hips, then finishing deep and you actually see it leak out afterward when Diana tries to walk. Yes, there’s romance. Yes, they’re disgustingly sweet. No, I won’t pretend I didn’t pause on the repeat button when Diana’s legs shake and she begs Jeanne not to pull out. Some parts of the story drag a bit, some side girls feel like they wandered in from another game and forgot their character sheets, and one of the animations loops in a weird way that made me open Discord just to complain, but the core thing is simple: two girls, one extra surprise, a lot of trust, a lot of mess, and enough quiet moments between the orgasms that it actually sticks in your head instead of just your browser history.

There’s this messy, horny, high school fever dream where you’re tossed out of your parents’ drama and parked at grandma’s place, and the game just kind of shrugs and says: “Okay, every girl in this town wants to mess with you now.” It’s a date sim, yeah, but half the fun is how it pretends to be about grades, chores, and walking around town, then suddenly you’re blackmailed into licking someone’s feet under a café table while her friend sits next to you pretending nothing’s happening. The girls here are not shy. You’ve got the cousin who went from childhood buddy to “holy shit, those tits are insane” in a few years, and she knows exactly how flustered you get when she leans over and her shirt rides low. There’s a teacher who toys with you like you’re a virgin toy she picked up out of boredom, making you kneel in her office and clean her heel with your tongue before she even thinks about letting you touch her thighs. A lot of scenes start “innocent” and then slide straight into filthy: a study group turns into a blowjob competition under the desk while you try not to moan too loud, a “friendly” workout at the gym ends with your face between sweaty cheeks, getting a forced rimjob lesson because “a good boy serves properly.”

What I like is how it doesn’t act like you’re some macho god. You’re often the plaything. The femdom vibe is strong. Some girls push you around with this sweet voice, calling you cute while they use your mouth, your hands, your cock like their personal equipment. One has you jerk her off with your tongue and fingers at the same time, threatening to leak your private pics to the whole school if you don’t swallow every drop when she squirts all over your face. Another girl only lets you fuck her if you first wash her feet in the bathtub, then jerk her off with them until you cum all over her soles, and she just laughs at how easily you obey. Anal and vaginal scenes show up once you’ve played your role well enough. There’s a threesome where you get pinned to the bed, one girl riding your face while the other slowly pushes your cock into her ass, both of them arguing over who gets to make you cum first, and you’re just stuck there, hands tied, feeling everything. The voyeur bits are sneaky too: peeking through a cracked door at two classmates going at it with a handjob and a sloppy rimjob, your hard-on pressing your pants while you try not to breathe too loud. Animations help a lot here, that little loop of her hips grinding down on you, ass clapping against your body, your cum shooting and her smirking like she fully owns you. Sometimes the pacing is weird, like you grind a minigame way too long just to unlock one extra blowjob angle, and I still don’t get why the map screen needs that tiny, stupid icon in the corner that looks clickable but does nothing. But when a big-titted bully corners you in a locker room, orders you to strip, strokes you with her feet until you’re shaking, then makes you lick your own mess off her toes while she records it for “insurance,” it’s kind of hard to stay mad at the small stuff.

Guy has a medical problem that sounds like bullshit but works great for porn: his body is flooding him with sex hormones, but his dick is weirdly “meh” about it. So everything starts in this fake-serious medical setup, with a doctor and nurse who pretend to be all science, all professional, while they are obviously just waiting for any excuse to touch him. The clinic scenes hit that mix of “this is wrong” and “yeah ok, keep going” pretty hard. You get the usual exams, but here the “treatment” means stroking him, edging him, playing with him while he’s half confused and half trying not to blow his load in front of the white coat. The nurse especially has this vibe like she’s about to write “needs more cock” on his chart and sign it.

Then it switches back home, and that’s where the real filth starts to creep in. He lives with his housemate, who is obviously more than just some random roommate but keeps repeating that she won’t cross “that line”. She walks around in high heels, short skirts, big tits bouncing in his face, then goes “we’re just family, okay?” while bending over the couch. You get these long drawn-out teasing scenes where he gropes her “by accident” or stares at her from the doorway while she masturbates, and she pretends not to notice. The voyeurism stuff works well because the camera just lingers on little things: her panties sliding down, his hand shaking while he jerks off watching her sleep, the way her lips part slightly when he starts touching. It’s not subtle, it just knows exactly what you came for.

What really makes it feel dirtier is how often she’s asleep or half-asleep when you start pushing things. There’s this one moment where she passes out on his bed after “helping” him and he just stands there, hard as stone, looking at her body. First it’s just a handjob she gave him earlier, then later he’s sliding his fingers into her while she’s breathing slow, then later again, he’s straight up fucking her, bare, leaving creampie after creampie and trying not to wake her. The game gives you choices, like whether you want to play it soft, ask for consent, or just keep using those sleep scenes and slowly turn her into another toy for his harem. It pretends to have this love route, but honestly the domination stuff is way more detailed. Even the “nice” scenes end up with him pushing her head down on his cock or making her lick his cum from her own thighs.

There’s more women of course, it wouldn’t be a proper harem setup without that. Older women show up, curves for days, that classic milf teacher / caretaker energy. They talk to him like he’s fragile, a poor sick boy, then two clicks later they have their tongue down his shaft, taking his load in their mouth and acting like they’re just “helping with the treatment”. One girl is still a virgin and freaks out when she feels him inside, but the game lets you ignore her panic and just keep thrusting until she gives in and starts clinging to you, which is fucked and hot in that porn-logic way. There’s a lot of focus on the actual penetration; the camera zooms on the pussy stretching, cum leaking out, his hand pressing her hips down so she can’t escape. Everything is animated, so the grinding, the shaking thighs, the messy creampies all feel more alive than most click-and-read stuff. Oral, handjobs, masturbation in the shower while he fantasizes about his “forbidden” girl in the next room, the constant hint that you can grow this into a full harem if you play your choices right. The game keeps asking “how far do you want to go?” but then just pushes you further anyway, like it knows your answer already.

Guy gets off the train with his dick already half awake from nervous energy, and the game just throws him into this messy new life without long bullshit tutorials. No phone, wrong time, weird city, and a boss who wants him in the office on a Sunday night like some horny supervillain in a lab coat. You barely even breathe with the landlady before you’re already juggling “where do I sleep” and “who’s that thick milf bending over in the corridor.” I like how it feels like a normal first day at a new job, if normal meant every woman around you has massive tits, soft bellies, and that slow, confident walk that tells you they’ve absolutely ruined men before. The art treats big bodies like the main event, not some joke. Thighs touching, round asses straining skirts, bellies that jiggle when they laugh, older faces with little lines around the eyes so it looks like an actual mature woman riding your cock, not a college girl in Mom cosplay.

The office is its own jungle. I love that the receptionist looks like she should be charging extra for every naughty secret she keeps quiet, and she totally knows you’re staring at her ass when she “accidentally” drops a pen. There’s this one moment where she leans in to whisper some tiny office gossip and her tits are right there pressing on your arm, then the game gives you a choice to either keep it professional or flirt back, and you just know the respectful option is going to delay that blowjob forever. Same thing with the lab assistant who’s all shy scientist on the outside but the first time she wraps her hand around your cock in the lab, with the white coat half open and her soft belly brushing your hip, it suddenly stops feeling like a game and feels like you’re fucking up company policy for real. The landlady is another level of dangerous auntie energy, with that slow teasing, “are you comfortable here” talk while she stands there in a robe that does not stay closed, then later she pretends to be shocked when your hard-on is pressing through your pants during a “movie night.” One scene where she kneels in front of you on this ugly couch and gives you lazy, deep oral, taking her time licking the shaft like she’s tasting a dessert, is way hotter than most high-speed porn things. I just hate that her couch looks like something from a 90s waiting room, it keeps pulling my eyes away from her tits.

What I enjoy most is how the game keeps asking what kind of bastard you want to be without shouting it in your face. You can actually slow burn a romance, spend evenings talking to the store owner, listening to her complain about suppliers while your eyes are glued to how her shirt rides up when she stretches, then months of flirting later she finally pulls you into the back room, locks the door and pushes your face between her thighs. Or you just go full horny and chase the barmaid who clearly lives to torment you, flashing those heavy boobs when she pretends to wipe a spill, brushing her big ass against your crotch as she squeezes behind you, then one route has her straddling you on a barstool, skirt bunched up, your cock sliding slowly into her soaked pussy while the room is “totally empty” in that way that makes you glance at the door every second. The sex isn’t just a quick camera zoom, either. Handjobs where the girl actually looks at you, describing how your dick feels in her palm. Chubby bellies pressed against your chest while you pound into them, their asses rippling with every thrust. BBW bodies treated as the reward, with weight and softness and the kind of curves that make you grab more than you can hold. Some paths just dead-end on you because you said one wrong thing two scenes before, which is annoying as hell and also kind of fun, since it means you go back later like “ok, this time I’m getting her naked for sure.” It feels like a small town where every mature woman has her own hidden switch, and you’re there pressing them all, one by one, to see who moans, who melts, and who climbs on top and fucks you until the screen fades out.

You’re dropped onto the HMS Yuritopia with a flight suit, a hard-on, and absolutely no idea how to handle a cockpit full of horny women who could outfly and outfuck you before breakfast. Seraph Squadron looks like somebody mixed a dating app and a military roster: sharp eyes, tight uniforms, smug smiles that say “I’ll ruin your life and you’ll thank me.” The game treats you like the new toy on base. One minute you’re lining up for launch, hearing the radio chatter click in your ear, feeling that little bump of adrenaline when the engines roar, and then suddenly you’re in the locker room getting cornered by a pilot who wants to see how good you are with your tongue instead of your joystick. The tone bounces around in a way I kind of liked. There’s quiet scenes in the hangar where you just talk and flirt and try not to stare at open zippers, then later there’s this ridiculous moment where you’re half naked in the briefing room, getting a handjob under the table while the commander drones on about mission parameters. Totally not subtle and honestly I respect that.

The lesbian energy in this thing is everywhere. Half the squad has already fucked each other and they’re not shy about it. You walk in on two of them making out behind an open service hatch, one pushing the other against the metal wall, hand up the uniform shirt, fingers sliding under the bra while you’re supposed to be “checking the fuel readings.” There’s a voyeur bit where you watch from a shadowed catwalk, heat in your throat, listening to wet sounds echo in the hangar while one girl rides the other’s face. Later she catches you, of course, and instead of freaking out she just smirks, wipes her mouth, and tells you if you’re going to stare you might as well kneel too. The femdom stuff never feels soft. There’s verbal humiliation that hits quite hard sometimes, like when a squad leader makes you open your mouth and lick the sweat from her stockinged feet, calling you “pet pilot” while she presses her heel against your lips. I didn’t even know I wanted footsies with combat boots under the mess hall table until one scene made the whole tray rattle while she rubbed her toes slowly along your crotch and kept eating like nothing happened. Only thing that annoyed me is the way the same idle animation loops during a really hot BJ scene and I can’t stop seeing it once I notice it, but yeah, I’m still mashing through for the next choice. The choices matter enough to hurt too. Pick the wrong line and that sweet cuddly night in the bunk turns into you on your knees, getting called useless while she jerks you off just to prove she can make you cum even when you’re not allowed to enjoy it. If you want the most out of it, don’t skip the quiet cockpit chats or the after-mission debriefs. That’s where the girls soften up, or pretend to, and that’s also where they decide whether they’re going to ride your lap in the pilot seat later, undo your fly with one hand while the other guides the stick, and make you finish right as you pull off the perfect maneuver.