I keep thinking about the menu screen. Not the characters, not the scenes. The menu. It looks like someone built it in a free app they downloaded, used once, and forgot to update. The font choices are... a choice. And somehow that's perfect? Like reading a doujinshi where the artist clearly learned anatomy from other doujinshi, this whole thing has that recursive energy. High School DxD already operates on a logic where clothes dissolve and every woman in a ten mile radius eventually orbits the protagonist, so a parody that looks like it was assembled in a weekend feels almost philosophical. It's not breaking immersion because there was never any immersion to break.

The roster is absurd. You get everyone. Grayfia, Rias, Akeno, Xenovia, Koneko, and like fifteen others I'm forgetting. The sprites are 2D, static, and sometimes their expressions don't change when you'd expect them to. There's a moment with Kuroka where she's supposed to be mid-action but her face is just... neutral. Like she's reading a grocery list. It's the funniest thing in the game and I don't think it's intentional. Anal content is there if you want it, straightforward and mechanical. Click, click, scene. No buildup, no tension. Just transaction. Which, honestly, fits the source material's approach to intimacy better than anything "polished" would.

The male protagonist is a void. A complete non-entity. He exists to be the point of view and nothing else. In some scenes with Irina and Le Fay, the dialogue loops back on itself in ways that suggest the script was written in sections and never proofread as a whole. You'll get the same phrase twice in three lines. It's like watching someone try to remember a dream while telling it to you. I wish the sound design wasn't just... nothing. Complete silence except for my own breathing and the occasional mouse click. Makes the whole experience feel furtive in a way that's less "erotic game" and more "filing taxes at midnight." The 2DCG art is what it is. Some renders are genuinely nice, others look like they were compressed through a potato. Yubelluna's hair in one scene has visible artifacts around the edges and I stared at it for way too long.

High School DxD parody games are usually all the same: show you Rias’ tits, loop some moaning, throw a lazy blowjob scene and call it a day. This one actually tries a bit more, which is weird, because it still feels kinda trashy in a good way. You start as the usual no-luck guy at school, the type who pretends to look at his phone in the hallway just to not make eye contact, and then suddenly you’re surrounded by girls from DxD acting like your dick is the center of the universe. Rias walking up in that school uniform, leaning over the desk while pretending to talk about “club activities”, but the camera just stays on her cleavage for way too long, and before you even click anything she’s already hinting that she wants to taste you. The whole thing pushes masturbation and hand stuff pretty hard at the start, like it really wants you to work for the first blowjob, but the pacing actually helps the scenes feel hotter later, when you finally get Rossweisse or Akeno on their knees.

What I liked is how the school setting is used as a dirty background instead of some serious story. You’re technically in a classroom or club room or empty hallway most of the time, but nobody bothers pretending this is normal. Koneko sitting casually next to you in class while you try to hide your boner under the desk, the text teasing that she notices, then cut to a short animated loop of her hand sliding into your lap. It’s not some big “romance route” thing, it just happens, like a horny daydream. Same with Akeno: she starts flirty and soft, then suddenly she’s on her knees behind the lockers, drool on your shaft, looking up with that smug “I own you” face while you try not to groan too loud because, yeah, technically you’re still at school. Those little animated loops work better than I expected, they repeat, sure, but there’s enough movement in the hair, tongue, saliva, tits bouncing, that it never feels totally dead. I hate that the sound mix sometimes spikes too loud for no reason though. You lower the volume for the menu music, then the first oral scene hits and her slurping noise sounds like your speakers just turned into a porn megaphone. I keep forgetting to fix that and then it annoys me again, and then I forget I was annoyed when Akeno starts gagging enthusiastically on my cock.

Monetization is where it gets kind of shitty in a sneaky way, and I say this as someone who wastes money on horny stuff a lot. The game throws you enough free content to make you think “ok, cool, fair”, but then some routes feel half-closed unless you drop a tip on Patreon or follow their SubscribeStar. It’s not aggressive popups or anything, more like quiet pressure. Rias’ first handjob and blowjob scenes are free, but if you want the longer animated climax with extra camera angles and more dialogue, suddenly that’s “exclusive”. Same for Rossweisse, her whole strict teacher act builds up super nicely, she catches you jacking off in a side room, makes you finish with her hand while she scolds you, but you can tell there was supposed to be follow up content they locked behind “support us to unlock more”. As an ethical consumer, that feels scummy in a parody that literally rides on a big anime IP it doesn’t own. They’re already piggybacking on High School DxD’s popularity, then trying to squeeze out micro-patronage from horny fans who just want to see Rias swallow. At least don’t split one sequence into “free cum” and “premium swallow”. That’s like selling half a condom. Still, I caught myself replaying Koneko’s quiet, focused handjob scene on my phone while on break at work, using Firefox to avoid Chrome sync, worrying way more about browser history than I should. The game is rough around the edges, sometimes cringe, sometimes hot as hell, and honestly, it fits the DxD spirit too well, which is both the best and worst thing about it.

The cube thing is dumb. I mean, it's there, some ancient being trapped in a crystal prison, whatever. That's the excuse for why Raven from Teen Titans is suddenly standing next to Rias Gremory and asking if I want to "purify" her chakras. The point and click stuff is simple, you just cycle through locations and hope Gwen's shirt finally pops open.

And it does. Frequently. The AI CG is... look, sometimes Starfire's face melts into a vaguely orange puddle with eyes, and other times her tits are rendered with the kind of loving, hyper-detailed gloss that makes you forget she has five fingers on one hand and seven on the other. The corruption angle isn't a slow burn. You click a dialogue option that's basically "be a dick" and suddenly Raven's leotard is three sizes smaller and she's talking about how her dark side really wants to sit on your face. I'm not complaining. The oral sex scenes are where the art actually tries, Gwen's scenes especially have this messy, desperate energy that the stiff dialogue completely fails to set up.

I got stuck on Rias's route for a while because I kept expecting some High School DxD plot to kick in. It doesn't. She just appears, all that crimson hair and physics-defying chest, and within three clicks she's forgotten Issei exists. Which is hot, but also, like, what was the point of the crossover? The male protagonist is a void, a pair of hands and a dick, which is standard but Raven's corruption arc deserved at least a line about her empath powers going haywire from the cube's influence instead of just "you're cute, let's fuck." The Total Drama Island characters feel lost, like they wandered in from a different, uglier game. Still, I kept clicking. That one scene where Starfire's eyes actually looked right, glowing and alien, while she... you know. Worth the price of admission. I just wish the ancient being had stayed in the cube. Its dialogue is pretentious nonsense that interrupts the good stuff.

Autumn City looks normal for about five seconds, then you realize half the people on the street could fry you with magic or bend you over with a tail. You’re this young guy who’s supposed to be “aspiring” and “heroic”, but let’s be honest, your biggest stat is “horny as hell”. By day you’re dealing with demon trouble, terrorist vibes, shady shit happening in alleys, that kind of thing. By night, it’s you getting dragged into messy erotic drama with a tsundere mage girl who pretends she doesn’t care, and an older, sultry demon slayer who absolutely knows what she’s doing with her tongue and her tits. The game plays it like a classic adventure, little bits of combat, little bits of magic, and then suddenly you’re balls deep in some farm-world side dimension where the cows are less important than the way Angie wraps her lips around you and starts a slow, noisy blowjob while Kana sits nearby trying not to look, cheeks red, rubbing her thighs together like she wants to teleport right into your lap. It’s that kind of vibe: plot, then porn, then a weird joke, then more porn.

What sells it is how shameless it is with the sex. There’s this scene where Kana finally snaps, the whole tsundere wall just collapses, and she climbs on top of you in this cramped little room in Autumn City, grinding on you through your pants while she mutters that she “hates” you for making her feel like this. Two lines later she’s begging for you inside her, eyes rolled up, full ahegao face, drool at the corner of her mouth. Her voice cracks when she moans, and it hits different because the heroine is actually voiced; you can hear the little gasps when you push deeper, you can hear those stupidly cute whimpers when you slide into anal and she tries to act tough but fails instantly. Then later the game just goes, “Hey, remember that bond you had with her?” and throws a netorare route option at you where you either watch someone else play with her or you catch her cheating on you in another world. There’s a threesome setup on the farm that can turn sweet, with you fucking both waifus, or absolutely twisted, where you’re not the only guy in the room anymore. One path has you holding Kana’s wrists while Angie rides your cock, big soft tits bouncing in your face, then she leans down and gives you a sloppy titfuck with spit and precum dripping everywhere. Another path has you jerking off in the shadows, forced to watch her kneel and give oral to someone else, gagging around a cock that isn’t yours while her eyes silently beg you for something, forgiveness or more abuse, you’re not sure. The game doesn’t really care if you’re here for romance, corruption, or just fast masturbation with a gallery on loop. It just hands you magic, demons, cheating, group sex, blowjob, anal, handjob, everything, then lets you sit there one-handed, clicking through Autumn City like a horny little god deciding who gets saved and who gets fucked.

The angel has this thing with her feet. Not like a weird thing, well yes a weird thing but in the game I mean. Misaki, the childhood friend who brought you back from being dead, she's all sweet and then suddenly her toes are in your mouth and I'm sitting there like... wait, I just died? The plot is that you get killed by some monster and then this ritual happens with an angel, a demon, and Misaki and now you're alive but also kind of a zombie? A horny zombie. The whole setup is just an excuse to get these girls to sit on your face.

The demon girl, she's got these massive tits obviously and the first time she gives you a titfuck I actually laughed because the animation is so janky. Like her boobs move but her face is just frozen in this ahegao expression the entire time. It's 3DCG but the kind where everyone looks like a sex doll that's slightly melting. I don't know why that makes it hotter but it does. There's this one scene where Rias from High School DxD shows up, which I didn't expect, and she's doing this cosplay thing but it's not really cosplay if she's actually a demon? The game doesn't care about logic.

The footjob scenes are everywhere. Every character wants to use their feet. Misaki, the angel, the demon, even the monster girl later on. I spent way too long trying to figure out if there's a setting to make them stop but there isn't and honestly I stopped caring after the third one. The male domination tag is there but it's weird because you're supposed to be in charge but the girls are always teasing you and calling you pathetic while you're inside them. The creampie animations are actually decent though, the way the... you know... drips out. They put effort into that specifically. Everything else looks like a PS2 cutscene but the cum physics are next level. Priorities, I guess.