god that loading screen. it sits there like a frozen turd and i almost closed the tab twice. then suddenly charlie from the tv show is there but she's got these massive cartoon knockers and the whole thing looks like someone drew it on a napkin during lunch break. the voice acting. jesus. it's like they grabbed three people from a bus stop and said here read this into your phone. the blonde one keeps doing this weird accent that changes every sentence. i think she was going for southern but halfway through it became... boston? i don't fucking know.

the plot is some nonsense about mydol pills and pms and making women shut up by shoving dicks in their mouths. look i'm not here for shakespeare but the setup made me laugh in that ugly snort way. charlie ends up on this fake tv show where the judges are these two busty women who keep flashing their tits at random moments. the big cock tag is not lying. that thing shows up and it's like a third character. there's this one scene where charlie is supposed to be singing but instead she's going down on this microphone shaped like a dick and the sound effect they used is just someone blowing into a cheap headset. i lost it. not in the horny way. in the what am i doing with my life way.

the cumshot at the end is so abrupt. one second there's this awkward lesbian scene that feels like it was animated by someone who's never seen two women touch each other, and then bam. white screen. like a flashbang. my eyes hurt. the humor is there but it's the kind where you're not sure if they meant it to be funny or if it's just broken. i kept clicking through hoping for more charlie being a mess but it just loops back to the menu. no gallery. no way to skip. you have to sit through every janky animation again. i wish there was more of the tv show parody stuff because that was actually clever in a stupid way. the judges keep interrupting with these deadpan lines about ratings and i wanted more of that energy. instead it's just tits and that one dick and then it's over.

The whole thing is basically one long conversation where she just keeps eating bananas. Like, the entire time. You're trying to talk, maybe pick her up, and she's just munching away with this blank expression. The animation for it is actually kind of funny, her jaw working nonstop while you're clicking through dialogue options that she barely responds to. It's so dumb it circles back to being charming. The blonde character model is decent, nothing that'll melt your graphics card obviously, but her body is the whole point here and they didn't skimp on that.

The anal scene unlocks pretty quick if you just ignore her rambling about potassium or whatever. The physics during it are... well, they're there. It's not some smooth AAA production, more like a flash game from a decade ago that someone left in a browser tab. But that's the appeal? The jankiness adds to the humor. One moment she's staring at you with those empty eyes, banana peel in hand, next you're bending her over. The transition is so abrupt I actually snorted. Sound design is basically nonexistent except for a wet chewing noise that loops forever. I wish they'd added a mute button just for that specific sound because after five minutes it's like water torture. But then again, without it the silence would be weird.

I forgot to mention the pickup part. It's there but it doesn't matter. You pick lines, she says something about bananas, repeat. The game knows why you're here and doesn't pretend otherwise. The humor tag is earned though, mostly unintentional I think. There's this one frame where her eyes cross slightly during the act and I lost it. Don't expect some deep character arc for Sheila. She's a banana eating machine with a nice ass and that's the entire pitch. Works for what it is.

Brickhouse Betty goes noir and honestly it's like watching a cheap porno flicker on a broken projector. Black and white, grainy, no polish at all. Slappy kidnaps Betty, wants her dead, whatever. Tarzan shows up because of course he does, swinging in like he owns the place. The whole setup is dumb as rocks but that's the charm, right? Wrong. The charm dies fast when you realize the gameplay is just clicking through static screens waiting for the next badly drawn tit to pop out.

The humor is there, I'll give it that. Slappy's dialogue made me snort once, like a real snort, not the fake kind. But then Tarzan fucks Betty as a reward and it's so mechanical you'd think they animated it with a flipbook made by a bored teenager. The pussy close-up is there, juicy enough I guess, but the noir filter makes everything look like a crime scene photo. Maybe that's the point? A dead hooker aesthetic for your dick. I don't know.

One thing that bugged me, and I can't let it go, is the sound. There's this slappy noise every time Slappy appears, like a wet hand on a thigh, and it loops weird. No music, just that. And the adventure tag is a lie, there's no exploring, just a straight line to the sex scene. I kept waiting for a twist, like Betty turning the tables or Tarzan being a hallucination, but nope. Just Tarzan's dumb loincloth and Betty's tits in grayscale. The whole thing feels like a joke I'm not in on, and I'm the punchline for playing it. Still, for a quick wank it does the job if you're into that old-timey smut vibe. Just don't expect anything beyond a five minute slideshow with a cumshot at the end.

The beer gut physics in this thing are more detailed than the actual sex. I sat there poking the guy's belly for like five minutes watching it jiggle while some chick with a face like a melted candle tried to grind on him. That's the whole game basically. You drink, you wake up, you see what horror show you brought home, you drink again to forget.

The bar minigame is stupid simple but weirdly hypnotic. Click the mug, chug, repeat until the screen goes wobbly. Then you stumble outside and the game throws a random partner at you. Sometimes it's a normal looking girl, sometimes it's a woman who looks like she ate the entire bar including the stools. The humor lands because it's so deadpan about it. No wacky music, no laugh track, just this sad fat dude and his beer and his terrible decisions.

There's this one scene where you wake up next to a girl and her snoring actually moves the bed frame. I screenshotted that. Also the moment where the protagonist tries to sneak out but trips over his own pants. Classic. And the third one, the "morning after" face closeup that looks like a renaissance painting of regret.

Wish there were more variety in the partners. After the fifth run you've basically seen them all. But I kept replaying anyway because the beer chug sound effect is weirdly satisfying. Like a glug glug glug that hits just right.

The whole thing feels like someone made it in a weekend while drunk themselves. Which is probably the point. It's not polished, it's not deep, it's just this grimy little loop of bad choices and worse outcomes. And honestly? That's more honest than most porn games out there.

The chainsaw lobotomy room got me three times before I figured out the disguise system. Not proud of that. The game doesn't hold your hand at all, which I respect even when I'm cursing at my screen. Floor 0 is a meat grinder if you walk in wearing your default idiot clothes, and the mad doctors don't mess around. They will KILL you. Capital letters intended.

This is the latest Sex Kitten entry and our hero knows he's in a game now, which creates this weird meta layer where he's complaining about tropes while actively walking into them. The writing has that specific flavor of humor where the protagonist is genre-savvy but also completely powerless to stop the bullshit happening to him. McSlut is still McSlut, sniffing out your magic good like some kind of depraved bloodhound, and you have to do increasingly stupid things to build up that stat just to get her attention. The quiz segments caught me off guard. Didn't expect to be tested on asylum trivia while trying to avoid a lobotomy.

The torture scenes lean into the asylum setting hard. Straitjackets, questionable medical procedures, the whole nine yards. It's not subtle about what it is. The hentai adventure framework means you're bouncing between sneaking, fast-talking, and occasionally stabbing your way through situations that make zero logical sense. That's the point though. The game knows it's ridiculous and the humor lands more often than it misses. I spent way too long looking for a secret basement that the dev explicitly says doesn't exist. The note about it in the description feels like a personal attack now.

File size is tiny for what you get. Runs smooth in browser, no bullshit. The unpolished feel is deliberate, part of the charm, though sometimes I wish the UI gave better feedback on what disguises work where. Small complaint. The crazy girl energy throughout is consistent and the slutty mcslut tag isn't lying. You know what you're downloading.

Pussymon episode 20, right. I fired it up on a shitty laptop that wheezes when you open more than two tabs and honestly the whole thing runs smooth as butter which is more than I can say for some triple A garbage I paid sixty bucks for last month. The teleport system they added, you just click it from your bag and bam you're at the volcano. No walking. I forgot I had it for like twenty minutes and kept trudging through the same forest path three times before I remembered. That's on me though.

The volcano area is where Blazgodon used to live and there's something genuinely funny about rolling up to this fire creature's old home and just... collecting pussymon there. Seven new ones this time, Viflameber and Viflamemja got new interactions too which I won't spoil but let's say the animations are doing things I didn't expect from a flash game. 25 new animations total. Some of them are rough around the edges, the loop points feel a bit janky on a couple, but the jank kind of adds to the whole unpolished charm this series has always had. The mysterious woods near Halloween town, I don't know man, I got lost in there for a while and not in a fun way. The map layout is confusing but then you stumble on a new pussymon and suddenly you don't care anymore.

The story is moving along I guess, there's dialogue that made me snort once or twice, mostly because of how direct it is about what's happening. No pretense. You're here to catch these creatures and fuck them, the game knows it, you know it. The teleport thing should've been in earlier episodes honestly, backtracking was a pain before. Oh and the bag interface is still kind of clunky, I kept clicking the wrong item because the hitboxes feel off. Not a dealbreaker. The volcano map has this lava glow effect that's actually pretty nice against the darker backgrounds. Anyway Blazgodon's old place has some secrets I haven't figured out yet, there's a corner that looks like it should do something but maybe it's just decoration. I'll poke at it more later.

I keep thinking about the condom pickup animation. Like, the little pixel dude just grabs the pack and it vanishes into his inventory. That's the whole game right there. You're this sleepless pervert, pants probably already tight, and the city is full of women with tits bigger than their heads. But they run. They always run. And the cops don't just chase you, they bring dogs. Actual mad dogs that bite your ass while you're trying to line up a thrust.

The arcade loop is simple. Arrow keys, spacebar to do the deed. You dodge patrols, corner a babe near a dumpster, and then it's just pixel humping with a condom meter. If you forget the rubber, game over screen shames you. I respect that. Most hentai games skip the safe sex lecture but this one makes it a mechanic. You literally can't score without wrapping it first.

The humor is weirdly dry for something so horny. The women scream in text bubbles, the maniac grins like a broken emoji, and the whole thing feels like a bootleg arcade cabinet you'd find in a basement that smells like old socks. I wish there was a gallery mode or at least a way to see the girls up close after you catch them. But no, you just nut and move to the next street. The big titty sprites are nice though. Jiggle physics are basic but they get the job done.

Honestly the dog AI is bullshit. They turn on a dime and never lose your scent. I died three times before I figured out you can bait them into walls. Small complaint. The rest is exactly what you'd expect from a browser game about a condom-wielding maniac. No plot, no mercy, just tits and running.

The candy shop thing. Right. It's a framing device so thin you could lick it and taste the pixels underneath. Two girls, one guy, and a premise about "experimenting with new flavors" that lasts exactly until the first button press. Then clothes evaporate and we're off to the races. Not complaining. I've spent actual money on gacha pulls with less payoff than the first 30 seconds here.

That devil girl though. Her tail has a mind of its own and it's doing things. Specific things. The kind of things that make you wonder why more games don't animate prehensile appendages with this much enthusiasm. She's got these massive tits that bounce with the physics of a water balloon filled with jello and the artist clearly had a favorite because the cumshot scenes linger on her face like a Renaissance painting. The other girl is just... there. Sweet. Vanilla. Someone had to be the straight man in this threesome circus and she drew the short straw. I forgot her name twice during the scene and I'm not going back to check.

The animation loops are janky in that deliberate way where you can tell someone drew every frame by hand and said "good enough" at 3am. There's a moment where the devil girl's expression glitches into something that looks less like ecstasy and more like she just remembered she left the oven on. Made me laugh. The sound design is whatever, stock moans and wet slaps, but the timing on the cumshot is actually decent. Builds up, delivers, doesn't overstay its welcome. Unlike some games that drag it out like they're being paid by the frame.

Wish there was more candy shop. Like, any candy shop. The background is a vague pink blur that could be a bedroom or the inside of a stomach. But you're not here for set design. You're here for the devil girl's tail doing that thing where it wraps around and the nice girl pretending to be shocked and the whole ridiculous mess of it. It's short, it's stupid, it knows exactly what it is.

Okay so the whole thing is like 45 seconds maybe. The animation loops and there's basically one joke. But I keep coming back to it. Grandpa Slappy, this old dude with glasses thick as soda bottles, shuffles past a hotel window and hears these over the top moans. You know the type, the fake porny "ohhh yes" that echoes.

He peeks through the blinds and sees Betty, this blonde with absolutely ridiculous proportions, bouncing on the bed like she's riding someone. Full nude, tits flying everywhere. The game lets you click to peep harder basically, zooming in on her face or her chest while the loop plays. And it's hilarious because the animation is so janky. Her whole body moves but there's nobody under her. She's just bouncing on this suitcase trying to get it to close. I spent way too long watching her boobs have their own weird physics. They kind of move a beat behind the rest of her, like they're catching up to the action. I wish the suitcase had more detail honestly, it's just a brown blob. But that's not the point I guess.

The humor lands because it commits completely. The ogling grandpa, the exaggerated moaning, the stupid punchline. It's a vacation motel setup and everything looks cheap and temporary like a real roadside place. The art style is deliberately crappy in a way that makes the nudity funny instead of hot. Though I'd be lying if I said I didn't replay the loop a few times just to see Betty's expressions. She looks genuinely frustrated with the luggage which makes the sexual sounds even more absurd. There's no game here really, just a short interactive gag you click through in under a minute. But sometimes that's exactly what you need between actual games with complicated systems. Just a naked blonde fighting a suitcase while an old man watches through the window. I forgot to mention the sound design. The squelching noises are so overblown they loop into being funny again.