I knew this was going to be a mess when Cyborg’s dick made that mechanical whirring sound. Not a joke. There’s an actual audio cue like a garage door opener engaging before he gets down to business, and honestly, that’s the level of craftsmanship we’re dealing with here. The whole thing feels like someone drew it on a bus ride then spilled coffee on the sketchbook. Jinx’s face during the first scene is... I don’t know what emotion that’s supposed to be. Surprise? Mild indigestion? She’s bent over some console that’s just a grey rectangle with blinking dots, and Cyborg’s hand is somewhere that might be her hip or might be a rendering error. The fingering animation loops three times then just stops, like the game got bored of itself.

Starfire’s route is where things get genuinely unhinged. Her eyes are looking in two different directions during the blowjob scene, which adds this unintentional horror element I couldn’t stop laughing at. The cumshot lands on her cheek but the texture is just a flat white circle that doesn’t follow the contours of her face, so it floats there like a tiny ghost. Raven’s scene has her levitating, which is canon I guess, but the artist clearly gave up on perspective because her legs are the same length as her torso. The lesbian content between Jinx and Starfire is the most competently animated part, which tells you exactly where the priorities were. Their fingering scene actually has, like, three whole frames of movement before it cycles.

I spent way too long staring at Cyborg’s metal arm clipping through Raven’s thigh. The fin on his head keeps changing size between scenes. Sometimes it’s a shark fin, sometimes it’s a sad little nub. Nobody tested this. Nobody cared. And yet I kept clicking through every route because there’s something hypnotic about watching someone’s barely functional porn parody collapse under its own ambition. The sound effects are stock library groans mixed with what I swear is a microwave beep. I wish Beast Boy was here. He’d probably be a green smear with googly eyes and I would’ve loved every broken frame of it.

god the sound design in this one, it's like someone put a cat in a blender but the blender is also moaning. not in a hot way. more like when you're trying to watch something on mute in the browser next to your work tabs and suddenly the volume spikes because you forgot to check the mixer. happened to me three times. the redhead girl, she's got this shy thing going on, big cute eyes, the kind of character design that makes you go "aww" right before everything gets messy. her friend is more forward, pushing her down onto the bed, and there's this one moment where she kisses along her collarbone that's actually really tender. like genuinely sweet. then the screaming starts again and i'm scrambling for my volume slider.

the whole thing is basically what it says on the tin. two teens figuring stuff out, lots of breast kissing, the pussy licking animation loops in a way that feels like a gif from 2007. which honestly? kinda nostalgic. reminds me of browsing newgrounds on the family computer, constantly looking over my shoulder. the art's got that hentai softness, everything a little too pink, a little too shiny. the redhead's tits are massive, like comically so, and they bounce with this physics engine that seems to have a personal grudge against gravity. i spent way too long just watching the jiggle. it's hypnotic. like those drinking bird toys but horny.

they keep saying it's the first and last time, which is such a classic move. sure, jan. the dialogue's cheesy but in that way where you're not sure if it's bad translation or just bad writing. either way it loops back around to being funny. don't go in expecting some deep yuri narrative. it's a quick fap game that knows what it is. the "annoying women screaming" tag is there for a reason and oh boy does it deliver. my neighbor probably thinks i'm watching some weird torture stream. maybe i am. 7/10 would mute again.

The whole thing is a bit of a mess, honestly. Not in a broken way, more like someone started drawing with their non-dominant hand and just went with it. The girl in Fuck Town, she's got these absolutely massive tits, the kind that defy physics in a way that's almost charming. You poke at her, and there's this weird minigame where you have to trace patterns on her body to get her going. The first time I tried the ass fingering part, I completely missed the prompt and just ended up poking her in the thigh for like thirty seconds. She didn't seem to mind.

The story is basically non-existent. Something about a hard day at work, and then bam, there's a perverted girl looking for adventures on her naughty ass. That's it. That's the whole setup. No buildup, no awkward flirting, just straight to the pickup. And you know what? It works for what it is. The lesbian scene caught me off guard though, wasn't expecting it to just be an option on the side like ordering extra fries. The touch controls feel like they were designed by someone who just discovered what a mouse can do, all slippery and imprecise. But then you hit the right spot and the animation loops in this jerky, satisfying way.

I keep coming back to the sound design, or lack of it. There's this one wet noise that plays on a loop during the fuck scenes and it sounds exactly like someone stirring mac and cheese. Once you hear it, you can't unhear it. The whole experience is like finding a sticky magazine under a park bench. It's not high art, it's barely trying to be, but there's a weird honesty to it. The big tits bounce with a rhythm that suggests the developer spent way too long tweaking that one specific thing and then just gave up on everything else. I respect that.

Right so the whole thing is a mess, a beautiful, janky mess. The asset flips here are legendary. I swear I recognized a background from some old Skyrim mod I tried to fix back in 2017, the one with the broken navmesh. The alien girls have that default Daz3D look, you know the one, like they’re all slightly surprised and made of the same plastic polymer. But then you get to the group sex scene on the Zargon-5 observation deck and suddenly one of the tentacle things clips straight through a Twi’lek knockoff’s skull and I just lost it. Not in the intended way. More like when you see a Bethesda glitch and it loops back around to being art. The whole game feels like someone learned Blender last Tuesday and just said “fuck it, we ball.”

The core loop, if you can call it that, is basically clicking through dialogue trees that read like they were translated by a particularly horny error code. You pick a planet, you pick an alien, and then things escalate. There’s this one character, a four armed navigator with a permanent scowl, and her entire sex appeal is based on how aggressively she can unhinge her jaw. I respect that. The hentai influence is strong, all the fluids are just recolored sphere objects that don’t quite stick to the models, floating slightly off the skin like a weird ectoplasm. I wish the sound design wasn’t just one wet slap looped into infinity. It sounds like someone dropping a raw chicken breast on a tile floor over and over. You can’t unhear it.

I spent a weird amount of time trying to figure out if the green ambassador character was supposed to be a plant or a mineral. Her dialogue during the zero-g lesbian scene kept referencing photosynthesis but she was clearly grinding against what looked like a chunk of obsidian with a wig. I think that’s the point though. There’s no lore, just vibes. The adventure tag is a lie, you don’t explore, you just teleport between bedrooms with different starfields out the window. I forgot what I was complaining about. The dating sim mechanics are nonexistent, you just sort of appear and they’re already down. Which is efficient, honestly. If you want a polished experience, this ain’t it. This is like finding a weird VHS tape in a wall, corrupted and sticky, and you watch the whole thing anyway.

Martha Screwfart is what happens when someone watches a cooking show and thinks, what if the host was a total slut and her assistant was Charlie, and neither of them could boil water without setting the kitchen on fire. The whole thing is a parody, obviously, but it leans so hard into the dumb humor that you almost forget you're here for the sex. Almost. The kitchen set looks like a budget TV studio, all bright lights and fake counters, and Martha's blonde hair is bigger than her actual cooking skills. Charlie just stands there with that look, like she's already planning to fuck the mixing bowl.

The choices are where it gets weirdly fun. You pick what they do next, and half the time it's something like "use the whisk" or "bend over the counter" and the game just rolls with it. There's a moment where Martha tries to explain a recipe and Charlie interrupts by grabbing her tits, and the dialogue is so stupid it circles back to being hot. The lesbian stuff is front and center, no dudes, just these two going at it while a pot of something burns in the background. I kept waiting for a health inspector to walk in, but no, it's just nonstop milf energy and bad puns about cocking instead of cooking.

The humor is the real draw, honestly. It's not trying to be high art, it's a dumb TV show parody with explicit scenes stitched in. Some of the choices feel pointless, like they all lead to the same grinding animation, but the writing carries it. I did get annoyed that the kitchen timer never stops beeping in one scene, just a tiny thing that stuck with me. If you like your porn with a side of complete nonsense, this is it. If you want a serious visual novel, go watch actual cooking shows and cry.

The first time Alexandra opens her mouth in this visual novel I knew we were in for a ride. That voice, the way she just owns every scene. Big tits, sure, the tags don't lie but it's the attitude that gets me. She's the daughter of some crime boss and you're this mess of a person who can't get your life together. The setup is pure old school hentai OVA nonsense and I mean that as the highest compliment. Remember those late 90s titles where the plot was just an excuse for increasingly ridiculous situations? This has that energy.

The art is rough. Not in a charming way exactly, more like someone was learning as they went. But there's this one scene with the blonde and the brunette together where the anatomy goes completely out the window and somehow it works better than half the polished stuff on the site. The blowjob sequences have this weird stiffness to them, like everyone's neck is slightly too long, but the expressions. The faces are where the artist clearly spent their time. That moment when Alexandra catches you staring at her chest and just smirks. Chef's kiss. The group scene near the end is a logistical nightmare if you think about it for more than three seconds but that's not why we're here is it.

The lesbian content between Alexandra and the other female characters is where the writing actually tries. There's this tension in the dialogue that the straight scenes completely lack. Almost like the author had a preference. I wish there was more of that dynamic explored instead of the criminal family plot that shows up, threatens to be interesting, and then just sort of fades away between sex scenes. The visual novel format means you're clicking through text boxes and occasionally getting a choice that doesn't seem to matter much. One path led to a scene I still don't understand the context for. Something about a warehouse? The group tag delivers what it promises but the buildup is so rushed I laughed out loud. Not complaining exactly. Just observing. The big tits physics are inconsistent frame to frame and honestly that adds to the charm. Modern games are too smooth, too perfect. This feels like something you'd find on a forgotten corner of the internet in 2004 and that's my kind of nostalgia trip.

Pussymon Episode 17 has the energy of a sticky sketchbook found under a mattress, and I mean that as a twisted compliment. The whole thing is a furry adventure quest where you don't catch monsters, you tame them through these weird little minigames. The creator says they made them easy, and yeah, they're so simple it's almost insulting, like a rhythm game for someone with one finger. But then you fail one because you got distracted by the absurdly detailed pussmon design and suddenly you're locked out of a scene. That friction, the sloppy UI fighting against genuine curiosity, is the real gameplay.

The story this time goes hard into some myth about Hydragodon, but honestly I spent more time replaying the Lizardish and Lepllanny "battle" than following the lore. It's the fight everyone apparently wanted, and it delivers in the most literal pussymon way possible, all slapping flesh and bizarre anatomy. There are 23 new animations, and they range from surprisingly fluid to looking like two gummy worms having a domestic dispute. The new character Dara shows up, and there's a choice system now with five different endings, two of which tease some upcoming Master Forms. The branching paths are a nice touch, even if the writing sometimes reads like it was translated through three different languages and a hangover.

What sticks with me is the sheer handmade horniness of it all. The fisting tag isn't a joke, it's a promise, and the game delivers with a kind of earnest, unpolished glee. I wish the minigames had a bit more bite, maybe a fail state that was more interesting than just a locked door. The humor is accidental half the time, like a character's deadpan expression during a supposedly intense reveal. It's a mess, a furry fever dream coded in a basement, and the bugs are features if you squint hard enough. The whole thing feels like it could corrupt your save file at any moment, and that danger is part of the charm.

Kusanagi's tits look wrong. Not the size, that's whatever in hentai, but the angle. She's supposed to be this elite cyborg and she's bent over with her chest defying basic topology. I spent 20 minutes trying to figure out if the artist used a reference or just said fuck it. The comic's got Bayonetta, Chun-Li, Jasmine, Cammy, all these icons crammed into a lesbian bondage orgy where nobody's in character. Cammy would never submit that fast. I've tracked her win rates across every crossover, she's got a 73% aggression index. Here she's gagged and mounted before page 5.

The navigation is just Previous and Next buttons. Real basic. I kept clicking through looking for branching paths or hidden panels because the description mentioned "full story" but it's linear. One route. Zero unlockables. My spreadsheet looks pathetic, just a single column with "yes" next to every scene because you can't miss anything. The domination stuff hits hard though. There's this sequence with a giant mistress, feet the size of cars, and Redhead (just called Redhead, no source material respect) is getting crushed under a toe while someone else works a strapon into her from behind. The anal dildo appears in maybe 4 panels total. I counted. Wanted more.

The gagball gets forgotten halfway through. Like the artist just stopped drawing it between pages and hoped nobody would notice. I noticed. Made a note in my phone. The Chun-Li scene where she's used as a fucktoy by Motoko could've been the highlight but the dialogue is just grunts and broken English that reads like it went through Google Translate twice. Jasmine shows up late, does almost nothing, then the comic ends. No climax, just stops. I kept clicking Next expecting more panels. The server just sits there. 237 words and I still haven't mentioned the art style properly. It's that unpolished comic look, like someone's high-effort DeviantArt gallery from 2012. Not bad exactly, just... specific. The lesbian content is constant, every pairing you'd expect gets at least one panel. Big tits everywhere, physics optional. If you're into the domination and don't care about character accuracy, the giantess feet stuff is the strongest part. The rest is just filling space between those moments.

Woke up still tasting that one scene. The 69 with the old dude, not the strap on circus. Something about the way Li's tongue work got animated, real sloppy and desperate, made me forget the other two girls even existed for a minute. Which is weird cause I'm usually all about that group content. The threesome has its moments, don't get me wrong, watching them fumble with the harnesses is almost better than the actual fucking. You ever notice how in these parody games the dildos always look like they were modeled by someone who's never seen one? Bright purple nonsense. Still got the job done I guess.

The creampie finish on the doggy scene though. That's the money shot, literally. Old guy just goes to town and the animation loops in a way that's almost hypnotic. Not smooth, mind you. The whole thing's got that janky Flash era feel where limbs sort of glide into position instead of moving. But the cumshot physics, if you can call them that, have this weird weight to them. Sticks to her back like it's got somewhere to be. I spent way too long just clicking through the same three positions trying to break the loop. Never did. Small complaint but the sound design is just stock grunts layered over what sounds like a washing machine. Distracting.

Forgot to mention the second scene transitions are nonexistent. One minute you're in a lesbian pileup, next thing you know Li's getting railed from behind with no setup. Jarring in a way that's almost funny. Like the dev just gave up on narrative. Not that anyone's here for plot. The character model for Li is the only one with any real detail, the other two girls in the threesome look like they were copy pasted from a different game entirely. Different art style, different shading. Bothers me more than it should. But that 69 pose, man. The way her eyes roll back is a nice touch. Makes up for the dildo physics.