Frank should not work in Bikini Bottom at all, and that is exactly why this whole thing is kind of beautiful and kind of fucked. You start as this human criminal who washes up in the middle of this bright, familiar cartoon ocean town, and instead of getting quietly locked up again, he just decides: yeah, I’m SpongeBob now. Not in a “cute cosplay” way, more like “I’m stealing his job, his house, his neighbors, and also I’m going to fuck half the town while I’m at it.” The tone swings like crazy. One second you’re walking down the street with those goofy colors and silly music, thinking of childhood, and the next second you’ve got some Bikini Bottom girl on her knees, drooling around your dick, animated in this smooth loop that feels way too detailed for how stupid the setting is. It’s like watching Saturday morning cartoons and hardcore hentai touch tips. Very illegal feeling, in a good way.

What surprised me is how much actual game is here, even if some of it feels janky in that “first RPG Maker porn project” type of charm. You move around town, poke into houses you probably shouldn’t enter, pick up random junk, sell it, buy stuff you don’t really need, then suddenly you trigger a scene because you talked to the right character with the right item in your pocket. There’s this one moment where you’re just trying to do a simple errand, then a character with massive tits corners you, starts off all annoyed, then it jumps straight into a handjob that turns into vaginal, with your guy clearly in control, grabbing her, shoving her up against a wall while her ass is bouncing. The animation loops are short but they feel alive, lots of hip movement, spit, little detail in the faces when they choke on your cock. I liked that a lot. I hated how the shop menu sound is slightly too loud compared to the music and it annoyed me every single time and then I kept playing anyway and never touched the volume. Some scenes go pretty rough, with blood and violent bits that pop up between the goofy quests and it can feel whiplash as hell, like the game can’t decide if it wants to be horny, cruel, or just silly parody, but somehow that mess fits Frank’s whole “fake sponge psycho” vibe. It doesn’t respect the original show at all, or maybe it respects it too much, because it keeps copying locations and then stuffing them with big asses, slick pussies, and dirty talk that absolutely no one asked for, and I’m still not sure if I’m offended or turned on when I watch a familiar cartoon girl get pinned and throatfucked on the Krusty Krab floor while the music tries to sound cheerful and fails. Anyway, it’s a sandbox, kind of, but also kind of not, and I kept wandering around just to see who I’d accidentally make suck me off next.

weird thing about this game - it pretends to be horror, but halfway through you realize the real scare is how fast you forget you were supposed to fight anything. that tall vampire lady (yeah, *her*) doesn’t even need to say a word; her smirk alone feels like foreplay and humiliation mixed into a single frame. there’s something messy and charming about how clunky the castle feels too, like someone built a bdsm dungeon but got distracted halfway and left random gothic chandeliers everywhere. the protagonist keeps acting tough, but the moment she leans in, touches his chin with those nails - the whole “male domination” tag practically evaporates. i laughed when he tried to resist. no one resists her.

the turn-based stuff? forgettable, except for when it suddenly isn't. combos work weird, sometimes the reward is an actual fight, sometimes she just decides combat means grinding you into the wall until you beg. the power balance shifts depending on how much the player wants to give up control - there’s no right way to play, just ways to fail beautifully. i think that’s what i liked most: failure feels good here. also, whoever animated the body physics deserves... therapy maybe. or a raise. maybe both. i’m not sure about the harem subplot either, because it feels like everyone’s taller than you on purpose, like a running joke the devs never admitted.

someone on reddit said the romance arcs feel unfinished, but i kinda like that. it’s not tidy love; it’s hands, lips, and moans echoing down a hallway that smells like old wine and sweat. i wanted more sci‑fi nonsense though - you can’t drop “superpowers” and then only use them for a blowjob scene. but whatever. i’d still go back, maybe just to try different dialogue paths, or maybe because i’m weak for tall monsters in corsets who know exactly how short i am. pro tip: don’t rush it, let her ruin you slowly.

Jane feels like that girl you keep seeing in the same porn ads and suddenly you care what happens to her. This sequel leans hard into that feeling. It throws you back into her mess of a life, with her getting pulled between being used, enjoying it a little too much, and pretending she still has control. The game is dirty in a very casual way, not high-gloss pornstar fantasy, more like “I shouldn’t be watching this, but I’m already hard, so too late”. One minute she’s getting dragged into some “training” scene where a guy holds her by the hair and decides how deep her throat can go, next minute she’s in a semi-normal conversation trying to act like a regular girl while still dripping cum inside from the last creampie you gave her five clicks ago. It’s stupid. It’s hot. Both things are true.

What surprised me is how much it loves putting Jane on display. She gets pushed into situations where people just watch her get used. Public showers, “accidental” nudity, getting fingered behind a half open door while someone on the other side pretends not to notice. There’s this one scene where she’s standing in a hallway in just a short shirt, no panties, and you can send her out to talk to a guy who clearly sees everything. If you push it, you can make her let him touch, then go from awkward groping to her bent over in the corridor, getting pounded while another guy appears from nowhere and grabs her tits like this is a shared toy. It’s not subtle. There’s anal and double stuffing and all that, but the best moments are when she hesitates a second and you still push the option that turns her into a wet hole for whoever is there. Sometimes she fights it, sometimes she rolls her eyes and opens her legs. And sometimes she’s the one asking for the toy, which honestly ruined me a bit.

The game pretends to be a sandbox, and yeah, you can wander around and poke into different rooms, trigger scenes, grind a bit like a lazy RPG, but really you’re just chasing the next excuse to see Jane get used by more people at once. I liked that I could kind of choose if she ends up more submissive slave who gets collared and shared between a bunch of dudes of different races, or that not-quite-girlfriend who still ends up on her knees blowing a stranger in a dark corner while her “owner” watches. There are toys, ropes, hands, mouths, everyone putting something in her somewhere. Sometimes it feels like too much, like the game is trying to check all boxes at once, then suddenly you hit a small, quiet bit where it’s just her and another girl, slow teasing, soft kissing, gentle licking between her thighs, and it almost feels romantic until the strap-on comes out and she’s moaning like a bitch again. I kinda wish some choices mattered more, but at the same time, I’m there on my phone during a boring tram ride, one hand scrolling, one hand not exactly innocent, so I don’t really care if the stats are fake. Jane opens her mouth, or her ass, or both. People use her. She gets filled. You tap “next”. It works.

In King’s Revolt you start as this totally burned-out office drone whose life already looks like a bad joke, and then the game goes “oh by the way, you used to be an MMA monster, get back in the ring, daddy.” One moment you’re watching your phone in some shitty apartment, doomscrolling like on Twitter and Pornhub at the same time, and the next you’re being dragged into gunfights, shady deals, and girls who definitely should not be into a guy this broken. The whole world feels half sci‑fi, half street trash fantasy: mercenary factions, weird tech, sex robots that talk back, and a “Sovereign Coalition” that sounds like it should be in a boring political game, but here it just gives you excuses to punch people and then fuck their subordinates. You make choices in chats on your in‑game phone, answer messages from horny maids or cold mercenary captains, and that actually shapes who spreads their legs for you later, which is funny and kind of depressing, because the MC is clearly not okay in the head and everyone still wants his dick.

The women lineup is basically “pick your poison.” You have a proud pirate queen type clearly inspired by Boa, acting like she’s above everyone until you get her alone and suddenly she’s begging for rough anal and choking, then acting all tsundere after you creampie her. There’s a Nico-style nerdy tech girl who helps you with combat gear and then casually asks if she can record you while you rail her with a toy in her ass “for data.” Nami-like thief who pretends it’s all just business while she’s grinding on your lap under the table during a strategy briefing. MILF mercenary commander who barks orders in the war room and then drops to her knees in a storage room, drooling on your cock and looking up with full ahegao once you cum in her mouth. There is also this completely out-of-place maid café subplot where you go from planning operations to managing flirty maids in uniforms way too tight, groping them during “training,” deciding who has to serve VIP clients and who stays behind for “private tutoring.” Some routes slip into netorare territory if you ignore a girl too long and check your phone later to see her sending you a video with another guy’s cock inside her, and the game just shrugs like “yeah, you had your chance.” Other paths let you flip that, turning them into obsessed pets who watch you fuck other girls and masturbate in the corner, and it is all animated just enough to be shameless without looking like Pixar tried to make hentai.

Combat is turn based and actually kind of tactical, even if you mostly care about the reward scenes. You gear up girls with different roles, send them into missions, and if they get “corrupted” by certain choices the way they fight and the way they fuck changes. One cute virgin sniper who starts all shy, flinching when you touch her tits, slowly turns into this corruption mess who rides you like a porn actress and asks you to cum inside so she can “feel ownership.” There’s also a sex robot companion that begins as a simple tool and turns into a thirsty AI slut if you keep using her for “stress relief,” and she starts commenting during serious story talks like “your heart rate suggests arousal” while staring at your crotch, which made me laugh more than it should. You can build a sort of harem, but the game still throws cheating, voyeur scenes, and interracial stuff in your face, so it never feels fully safe or cozy. One moment you’re having soft, almost romantic vanilla sex, playing with big tits in the shower, the next you’re tying someone up, stuffing toys in both holes and watching her tongue hang out, covered in your cum on the floor. It’s messy, horny, sometimes surprisingly emotional, sometimes dumb as hell, exactly like opening too many tabs on your browser and forgetting which one started all of this.

Ancient Celtic porn VN with brainwashing and sweaty combat tits. That’s basically the hook, but it actually leans harder into the whole myth vibe than I expected. You play this half‑god warrior dude ripped straight out of Irish stories, thrown into a mess of warring kingdoms, druids who are way too into mind games, and women who all look like they stepped out of some horny museum exhibit. It’s not just “walk into tavern, see boobs, click sex scene”. You start in this big last battle, shit hits the fan, and then you wake up somewhere that feels both familiar and wrong. On the surface it’s a fantasy adventure, but the game keeps poking at your head with this “are you still a hero or are you just a horny tyrant with a magic sword” thing. Which sounds deep, but then five minutes later you’re shoving a warrior girl against a tree and fingering her while she still has her armor on, so yeah.

The corruption and mind control side really sneaks up at first. There’s this slow, almost polite push where your character starts experimenting with influence. You try a charm spell in a conversation, she blushes a bit more, leans closer, laughs at a joke that wasn’t funny at all. And the game lets you go from “ok this is cute” to “oh shit I just turned a proud female warrior into a cock drunk toy that begs to be used in front of her own soldiers”. One scene that stuck in my head is with a druid girl in a forest ritual. At the beginning she’s all serious, chanting some old god stuff, pure virgin high priestess energy, and by the end you’ve got her kneeling in the grass, cum dripping from her lips, eyes glazed like she’s high on your aura. The switch from mystic ceremony to sloppy blowjob is kinda wild. Same with the lesbian stuff. Sometimes it’s tender, two girls touching each other softly in a tent, one teaching the other how to touch herself, and sometimes it’s you ordering them to lick each other clean after you creampie them both, and they obey like it’s holy duty.

What I liked is how the game lets you play with the roles. One route you are this honorable champion who still ends up balls deep in milf druid ass under a sacred oak. Another, you lean into being a manipulative bastard, warlord style, grabbing tits in the council tent while your “allies” pretend not to notice. It has these tiny choice moments that change the tone of a whole scene. Say the wrong thing to a barbarian girl and she tries to kill you. Push the right buttons, she ends up riding you by the campfire, huge breasts bouncing, yelling your name like a battle cry while your cum spills inside her and you both ignore the mythic destiny talk from earlier. Some of the animated bits are surprisingly good, like the first titfuck where the camera stays low on her chest, wet lines of lube and pre sliding between her breasts, her expression shifting from annoyed to addicted. Then in another scene the animation feels a bit stiff and you notice, but by that time you’re probably jerking and not thinking like an art critic. I played it on my phone on the couch with Spotify paused and notifications popping from WhatsApp, so it felt like filthy secret reading. Just you, ancient gods, creampies, druids who touch themselves in sacred pools, and a story that keeps asking if you are saving this land or just fucking everything that moves. Honestly, both answers feel correct.

This one feels like someone took a trashy sex comedy from late night cable, dropped an actual demon perv in it, then forgot to clean anything up. You play this young incubus idiot who shows up in the human world with zero plan and way too much cocky energy, and his first move is literally to scream he’s the “long lost son” at the first random family he sees. That’s the whole tone. He’s supernatural, but like, in the same way a drunk dude on Tinder thinks he’s a god. The game leans into that. Every scene is this mix of mystical nonsense and horny sitcom where nobody acts smart, but everybody’s hot and way too touch-starved. The incubus “aura” thing is basically the excuse for why every milf, cheating wife, bratty girl and bored partner suddenly stops pretending they’re decent. People go from “who the hell are you” to “fine, just touch me there” really fast, with lots of teasing and fake resistance that melts into groping, spanking, and all the corruption you came here for. Sometimes it feels wrong in a way that makes you click faster.

The voyeur angle is funnier than it should be. There’s a lot of creeping around corners, spying on masturbation that should be private, catching someone going to town with a toy, then twisting it into a full oral scene or a surprise titfuck when the incubus finally stops watching and jumps in. The game loves big asses and huge tits and does not pretend otherwise. Half the time the camera just stays on jiggle physics like it forgot there is a face attached. You get a lot of handjobs and sloppy head that escalate into vaginal sex without much emotional buildup, which is exactly the point. There is “character growth” for the main guy, but it’s the stupid kind: he goes from obnoxious little shitter who stumbles into scenes, to a more confident, dirty-minded dom who knows how to push people over the edge. I liked that he doesn’t turn into some deep romantic hero. He just learns how to corrupt better, how to time his teasing so the milf who pretends she hates him is the one begging for his cock while her husband is basically a background prop. There’s cheating everywhere, and nobody really learns anything, except maybe how to take it deeper. The humor is low, like really low, dick jokes all over, “mystical” smells and scent gags, stupid wordplay, and somehow it works because the game never tries to be classy. I wish it didn’t cut away from some of the longer scenes so fast, like you get heavy voyeurism buildup and then the payoff rushes past, but whatever, the next ridiculous corruption setup is already poking its head in.

There is this nice little moment at the start where the first girl walks into the fake “studio” and you can see she has no clue what kind of shit she just walked into. She is nervous, keeps fixing her hair, asks if her clothes are “okay” for modeling, and you already know you are not thinking about fashion at all. You are the guy in charge, the one behind the camera, fake contracts, big promises, small sofa, whatever. The whole vibe is like those sketchy casting videos you keep in a hidden folder, but here you are the one running the whole scam. I actually laughed when the game called it a “professional shoot” while my dude is literally using a cheap backdrop and a folding chair that looks like it came from a school gym. But that cheap, slightly trashy feel fits the fantasy better than if everything was glossy and perfect. It feels wrong in a very hot way.

The fun part is pushing the conversation, seeing how far you can twist her from “I only do classy photos” to “okay, this is just between us, right?” You pick the questions, the tone, when to act gentle and when to push harder. At one point I told a girl she looked “too shy” for this industry, just to see if she would overcompensate. She did. She started trying to “prove” herself, first taking off her top like it is no big deal, then blushing so hard when you ask her to spread her legs a bit more for the shot. The game gives you enough control to feel like you’re guiding her down a road she didn’t plan to walk, but it never throws a giant blinking sign saying “NOW YOU CORRUPT HER.” It’s slower, more natural, and that actually made the explicit scenes hit stronger for me. When she finally says yes to letting you “inspect” her body, it feels earned in this dirty, manipulative way. There is vaginal stuff, yeah, and the moment when she hesitates, then lets you slide in under the excuse of “checking positions for the camera,” that’s the good shit. I did wish the idle animations during the talking scenes were a little less stiff, like her hands just kind of freeze sometimes, it bugged me more than it should, and then the scene kept going so I forgot to be mad at it, but still, it’s there, like a tiny itch.

What surprised me is how much I enjoyed just listening to them bullshit about their dreams first. One girl talks about wanting to help her mom, another just wants to be “famous online,” and you can decide if you play the nice supportive agent or the cold predator nudging every answer toward sex. I went full “supportive” on my first run and it actually turned nastier, because she trusted me faster. There is this one branching bit where you can either reassure her she looks beautiful or casually suggest that “real” models need to be more open minded. Both roads end up with her naked on the couch, but the mood is different and that small shift kept me replaying way longer than I planned. Sometimes the dialogue stumbles, like a sentence feels translated weird, which is funny because my own English is crap too, so I kind of felt at home reading it. And I still have no clue why the coffee cup on the table changes color between shots, it annoyed the hell out of me for no reason. But when she is on her knees, lipstick a little smeared, looking up, asking if this “helps her chances,” that stupid cup doesn’t matter anymore. Power fantasy, slow corruption, cheap casting room, girls who walked in thinking it’s just photos and walk out fucked and dazed. That’s the whole dirty charm here.

Magic is falling apart in this world, and everybody is kind of quietly panicking while pretending everything is fine and just fucking their way through the crisis. You play this guy hiding from the powerful magic families, the only secret male mage left who actually matters, and the second you show your face again the whole social circle of horny nobles, monster girls, milfs and magic brats basically orbits around your dick and your decisions. On paper it is about “investigating why magic is dying,” but in practice it feels more like “investigating why everyone you meet is ready to either ride you, own you, or both.” I like that the main character is not just a walking cock though. He actually has history with people. You walk into a room and suddenly an ex-student, a cold noblewoman, and a smug milf are all pretending they are here for political reasons while staring at your mouth like they are thinking about oral more than diplomacy. I laughed when a totally serious magic debate got interrupted because someone could not stop making eye-contact with your crotch. Relatable, honestly.

The writing swings between sweet and filthy in a really weird way that kind of works. One moment you are comforting a girl who feels useless because her magic is weak and she is scared about the future, and the next moment she is on her knees, drool on her chin, gagging herself on you with those teary eyes that look way too much like ahegao “oops I broke my brain on this dick.” There is group stuff, but not just “okay, four girls, one guy, go.” People actually react. A shy virgin mage clumsily jerking you off while a more experienced milf is behind her, guiding her wrist and whispering in her ear how to squeeze you. Then that same milf takes over and does a titfuck that looks like she has been waiting her entire life to suffocate someone with those huge tits. The game loves teasing. Slow groping of big asses in dark corridors, a hand “accidentally” brushing a soaked pussy over panties during a magic lesson, a noble girl grinding on your thigh while lecturing you about family duty, trying so hard to keep her voice steady while she is basically masturbating on your leg. I wish there was a toggle to make them shut up during some sex scenes, because sometimes I just want wet sounds and moans and not another speech about lineage, but whatever, I still let it play.

One thing that surprised me is how often you get pulled between being dominant and being completely overpowered by some of these women. There is a scene where you pin a monster girl to the bed, hold her wrists, and fuck her until she is clawing the sheets, begging for a creampie, tail twitching like crazy while she swears she will “serve your bloodline forever” if you just keep filling her. Then later, a calm, older sorceress makes you kneel, wraps a magic toy around your cock, and edges you while she plays with another girl’s pussy right in front of you. She is talking quietly, explaining some theory about “the nature of desire,” like this is a PowerPoint, but your whole body is shaking and you know you are not in control. There is lesbian stuff that actually feels like real fun between them, not just “warming up” for you. Two girls experimenting with each other’s bodies, fingering, grinding, one spanking the other lightly, and you just watching for a while, half ignored, half worshiped. And yes, pregnancy is a thing, but it sneaks up on you. After a lot of raw creampies, someone casually mentions she missed her period and suddenly the reality of what you have been doing hits harder than any magic spell. The only thing that really annoyed me is one tiny animation loop where the oral angle is just slightly off and I kept staring at it like, “why is her tongue licking nothing,” and now I cannot unsee it, and the game absolutely refuses to care. Anyway, it is messy, horny, a bit emotional, sometimes stupid in a good way, sometimes stupid in a bad way, but it feels alive enough that I kept clicking “next” instead of checking Twitter or Discord like I usually do.

Kinoff City feels filthy in that specific gay way where every corner has a story and most of those stories end with someone on their knees. In the middle of all that, you get Samson, this huge rhino cop with a body built like a battering ram and the emotional baggage of a whole porn studio worth of daddy issues. He’s not some twink fantasy, he’s a thick, tired, grieving bastard who walks around like the world already punched him in the gut, and he’s still horny on top of that. His arrival as the new police chief is less “law and order” and more “who’s going to end up with his cock down their throat first while he pretends it’s just discipline.” The city calls itself the gay capital for a reason and it doesn’t take long before you’re shuffling between crime scenes and cocks, interrogations that turn into rough blowjobs, and “pat-downs” where his hands linger too low and too long on some big ass that clearly wants it.

The game doesn’t play shy with the fact everyone’s an animal guy. Thick horns, heavy tails, huge asses, all those big furry bodies packed into tight uniforms or barely-there street clothes. Samson’s brother Harry tags along as the “good one” trying to keep him from collapsing, but there’s this constant tension that feels too close, like he’s a little too devoted, a little too ready to get on all fours if that’s what it takes to “calm” his brother down. You move through the story on your phone, tapping choices while lying in bed, maybe telling yourself you’ll just check one scene before sleep, then you hit some alleyway encounter where Samson slams a punk against the wall, claws gripping his hips, thick rhino cock pushing between trembling cheeks. The punk begs, Samson calls him a slut, and suddenly you forgot that annoying little UI sound effect that weirdly doesn’t fit the tone at all. Oral and anal aren’t just optional scenes; they’re part of the city’s language. Blowjobs traded for information. A tight asshole offered as apology. A nephew watching his father from afar and imagining that same rough hand on the back of his neck, forcing him down until his jaw aches. Half the fun is that awkward mix of guilt and arousal when the game reminds you these “criminals” and “sons” are all orbiting the same massive dominant bull who doesn’t even trust himself.

What I liked is how it rarely feels “clean.” Sex is messy, sometimes cruel, sometimes desperately tender by accident. One minute Samson is railing some cocky troublemaker over a desk, using him like a toy, calling him a good boy and a worthless whore in the same breath. Next scene he’s just staring at the city lights, thinking about the four sons who vanished, while you know damn well at least one of them is out there getting his ass stuffed by strangers just to forget him. The game lets you lean into that big-dick daddy cop vibe, pushing characters to their knees, deciding who gets to choke on his shaft, who gets their ass pounded until they can’t walk straight. But also it kind of punishes you quietly for it sometime. You’ll pick the “rougher” option in a sex scene, enjoy every second, then two scenes later someone looks at Samson with this mix of fear and need that hits different. On mobile, it almost feels like sexting with the whole city, just you, your thumb, and a spiral of furry guys with thick asses, dripping mouths, and too many secrets. If you go in, let yourself be a bit cruel. Take time to replay the more explicit routes, choose the nastier dialogue, see who breaks first when Samson really decides to use that body, that status, that cock. And yeah, the city will judge him for it, but you won’t.