This one feels like somebody took a giant porn folder full of every anime crush you ever had, fed it to a very horny robot, and then just let it loose in the middle of the night. It is messy, shameless fanservice in the best and worst way. You start as this generic male MC that nobody cares about, but it honestly works, because the spotlight is always on the girls. One minute you are staring at Android 18 pretending she is not seconds away from sitting on your face, next moment Tsunade is bending forward like your spine insurance is fully paid, and after that DVa is giving you this smug gamer grin you only see from sweaty tanks in Overwatch comp. Nothing really tries to be “deep”. It is like those late-night Discord calls where everybody starts posting cursed Koikatsu cards and then suddenly somebody says “wait, I can make a whole game with this” and nobody stops him. The whole thing runs on that energy.

The date sim part is kind of funny, because yeah, technically you are “dating”. You choose outfits, say the right lines, sometimes click through fake romantic setup, but everybody knows you are just trying to figure out how many scenes Mirko has and whether Rias or Nami has the better titfuck animation. And the girls are not just random OC clones either, they actually feel like somebody who watched too much anime made them on purpose. Aqua is clingy, loud, kind of dumb but insanely cute when she starts grinding on your lap like she is trying to win some idiot contest. Yoruichi keeps that smug cat energy, sits on your face like that is the most normal place in the world. Toga looks at you like a snack she is not supposed to have, then happily chokes on your cock like rules stopped existing. And then there is stuff like Vados or Kefla or Caulifla, where your brain is trying to remember power levels while your dick is just happy there is yet another big ass bouncing in your face. They even throw in weird combinations, like giving Bowsette this slow, teasing blowjob scene that lasts just long enough to make you forget you were actually trying to see the Zelda content first. By the way, whoever decided Misty and Jessie need extra focus on footjobs has some stories to explain to a therapist someday. I still appreciated it.

I really like how the pacing somehow feels both rushed and too slow. First girl I tried was Ai Hoshino, because of course I did, and the “date” was over in like two clicks and suddenly she was kneeling between my legs, lipstick smeared on my cock while she looked up with those idol eyes. Then with Hinata I had to go through this longer flirting phase, a bit of voyeur setup, peek under her clothes, touch her softly first. It felt like waiting for food that keeps smelling better while you are starving. Annoying, but in a good way. Or bad. Not sure. Anyway, everything is pure fetish salad. Oral sex scenes everywhere, big tits bouncing like they are competing with each other, asses in your face so often it starts to feel like some kind of religion. I got stuck way too long just watching a Raven scene where she rides you slow, still in half her Teen Titans vibe, moaning soft while her ass cheeks clap in that hypnotic rhythm. Meanwhile I completely forgot I had not even checked Mirko, Mina, or Nejire yet, and those are usually my first picks in any MHA fan game. Still, the weird part is how sometimes the small stuff hits the hardest. Like a moment where Komi is trying to suck you off, all shy and stiff, and the camera lingers a bit too long on the way her lips tremble around the tip. Or the way Marin Kitagawa giggles after swallowing, wipes her mouth with the back of her hand, then casually asks for “another round” like you just finished playing some gacha together on your phone. At one point my Chrome lagged for a second right when Tatsumaki started a titfuck and I legit got angry, like, that tiny freezing framed her smug face perfectly and I will never see that exact glitch again. Yeah, the game is scuffed, uneven, totally horny, and absolutely not refined. I keep alt tabbing to Telegram and back just to check something, then losing track of which girl I was “romancing” and honestly that chaotic feeling kind of fits.

Right away this thing announces it’s not interested in being subtle. You’re dumped into this luxury training resort where everybody pretends they’re here to work on their teams, but honestly the real grind is May’s shorts, Misty’s top, and Dawn acting all polite while clearly fishing for an excuse to get railed. The whole setup feels like some horny fanfic you’d read on a dead Tumblr blog at school, except now it talks back at you, literally, with actual voice lines. Hearing Misty moan your trainer name after a fight you almost threw on purpose hit different, not gonna lie. The point and click bits are simple, sometimes even clumsy, but that actually made me pay more attention to the girls instead of trying to min-max everything like in normal games. You wander the resort, poke around pools, gyms, lounges, click random stuff, and every so often the game just goes “yeah, now you’re getting your dick sucked behind the training arena, enjoy.” Very direct. Respect.

The male MC is basically the blank slate every otome player secretly wants to rewrite. He’s technically the protagonist, but emotionally he’s kind of your puppet, so I ended up playing him more like a messy reverse-otome heroine who just happens to have a cock. One scene that stuck with me: I picked May first, mostly because nostalgia and those tight shorts, and during one of her “training sessions” she’s talking big about becoming top trainer while literally riding you, hat slipping off, voice almost cracking when she tries to sound confident. Patty-cake dialogue, but the way she whines when you push deeper is way more honest than her whole “serious trainer” act. Then later I switched attention to Misty because I’m weak for redheads, and the game punished me in this really petty way, with May throwing these tiny jealous voice lines that stung more than any loss in battle. It’s hilarious and also kind of hot, being called out like that while you’re busy with another girl in the resort showers. Sex-wise it’s not shy at all. Full-on vaginal scenes, animated enough that you see hips move and tongues work during oral, faces go from smug to needy, and sometimes it looks a little scuffed but in a good way, like you’re watching some weird cosplay porn a fan recorded “for science.” I do wish the resort had more small events where the girls just hang out together and tease you as a group instead of the usual “talk, win heart points, get fucked” loop, but whatever, when Dawn suddenly drops the quiet act and sinks to her knees under the table, eyes up, voice all breathy in your headphones while you’re pretending to check your email on Chrome, it feels exactly trashy and shameless in the way this kind of parody is supposed to feel.

Lazuli looks like the kind of alchemist who should be locked inside her lab for public safety, and honestly, that is exactly the mood of this game. You’re not some heroic savior or chosen one, you’re this horny, half-mad futa/trans genius who finally got her stupidly named “Cumcoction” to work, and now every girl from every fandom you ever bookmarked on Pixiv is basically walking research material. The story doesn’t quietly tiptoe into sex either. One moment you’re mixing weird glowing fluids on a table full of dirty glass, the next moment Tsunade is staring at a bottle like it’s fine booze and you’re already planning whether you’re going to test anal, a titfuck, or just see how fast you can get her on her knees. It’s very “oops I corrupted your favorite waifu”, except there’s zero oops and a lot of “I knew exactly what I was doing”.

The way it jumps between worlds is kinda funny if you’re used to those long, serious crossovers where people argue about power levels. Here it’s just, “alright, now we’re bothering Hinata”, “okay, now we’re messing with Lucy and Mirajane and probably Erza in the background”. One scene you’re in something that feels like a cheap back alley in Konoha, next you’re in a place that might as well be Fairy Tail’s guild corridor, then it’s a Pokemon style route where girls like May, Dawn, Serena, Nemona and Nessa keep ending up alone with you way too often for it to be an accident. Lazuli treats it all like a long horny experiment. You have her brewing new versions of the potion, combining mind control with blackmail, adding just a bit of sleep sex “for science”, then cranking up voyeurism by letting you watch as your corruption slowly changes how they touch themselves when they think nobody is looking. Sometimes you get these small, stupid moments that stick more than the big orgies, like when Inko is trying to act proper and then suddenly she’s grinding on your hand while mumbling that this is wrong. Or when Wendy Marvell, tiny and shy, ends up in a group sex scene that feels way too big for her, but the game just leans in and goes “yeah she’s taking it, stop pretending she won’t”. It’s rough in tone, not romantic, a lot of harem vibes and sharing you around, but then there are weirdly soft bits, like when Juvia or Lillie or Marnie start blushing and you almost feel bad right before you shove another dose inside them and push for creampie number whatever. And then you remember Lazuli is a complete pervert who masturbates in her own lab between tests, so guilt doesn’t really belong here.

What sells it for me is that the corruption is not only “now she likes sex”. It’s also transformation of personality, twisted step by step. Sakura going from tsundere annoyed to straight up addicted to your cock. Android 18 starting all cold, then slowly agreeing to stuff like groping in public or sharing you with someone else just because it turns her on to know other girls are ruined too. Nico Robin pretending it’s a simple information trade, then her mind slipping once the Cumcoction hits and she’s begging for more vaginal and anal at once while still trying to talk like a scholar. You get futa-on-female stuff when Lazuli uses herself, but sometimes she flips it and gives others a “dose upgrade”, and suddenly Naruko or Kushina or even Sarada get a dick and you’re watching them rail another girl senseless. The scenes tend to escalate quick, from a simple handjob in a quiet corner to hungry oral sex, then a messy creampie, then Lazuli calmly taking notes while someone is being used as a cumdump by the whole little harem. It’s definitely not gentle romance, but as a pure romance seeker I still liked finding tiny honest reactions under all the filth, like Mirajane giving this faint smile when she realizes she actually likes being corrupted, or Bianca acting tough and then melting the second you pin her and go in raw. It’s dirty, chaotic, inconsistent, and sometimes feels like the story was written after the porn, but that kind of fits this crazy alchemist girl who treats every big ass, every pair of big tits, every new mind she breaks as just another variable in her long, sticky experiment.

I tried this thing on my phone yesterday when I was supposed to be reviewing something else for the site, and somehow ended up staring at a pixel-perfect version of Misty doing things that would’ve made my childhood self faint. It’s wild, actually - how this parody game manages to feel both ridiculous and way too hot for something that still pretends it's about “adventure.” There’s a half-baked story about arriving in some new region, but halfway through talking to Sonia I kinda stopped caring about the dialogue and just started poking around the sandbox stuff. You can mess with the settings in the weirdest ways - like one moment you’re chatting, then suddenly you’re deep into a scene that looks like a fever dream of someone who’s seen too many fan arts. I mean this as a compliment. Maybe.

The animation style isn’t trying to be realistic, it’s more like - how do I say it - expressive. Every motion feels exaggerated, but that’s exactly why it works. The interactions with Bea and Hilda hit different; they lean into that awkward mix of sweetness and raw hunger that makes you forget this is technically a game and not just someone’s fantasy you accidentally walked into. The monster scenes? Disturbing and hot in the same breath, which I didn’t think was possible after the thousandth parody I’ve played. There’s even some random minigame thing with Nessa that doesn’t make sense at all - I still have no clue why it turns into a rhythm challenge right before the oral scene kicks in. Maybe it’s a joke, maybe it’s genius, maybe both.

What stuck with me afterward isn’t even the sex (okay, maybe partially). It’s how shamelessly it treats the whole cast. No moral lessons, no fake romance, just energy that feels weirdly human beneath the parody. Nemona’s route glitched for me, but I didn’t mind. The game’s messy, full of bugs, but I think that’s part of what makes it feel alive. Or maybe I’m just tired. Anyway, if you play it, you’ll know what I mean - or maybe you’ll hate it and still finish every scene. Hard to tell the difference sometimes.

This one hits that weird sweet spot where it’s basically just a short loop of May getting fucked, but somehow I kept clicking around like it’s a whole game. It’s not deep, you’re not here for lore, you’re here because your brain went “hey, May from Pokemon, but actually fucking this time” and yeah, that’s exactly what you get. She looks close enough to her anime self that my nostalgia started doing pushups, but with just enough extra curves to remind you this is not for kids, not for YouTube, not for anything except pure horny. The outdoor setting is kinda funny too, because it feels like they just took her out of a normal route in the game and said, ok, now she’s bending over and getting railed in the grass instead of catching Zigzagoon.

What I liked a lot is that you’re not stuck watching the same boring thing. You can flip between her pussy and her ass, and the switch actually changes the feel of the scene. Vaginal looks more “romantic” if you can even call it that when you’re pounding her, and anal is dirtier and a bit more intense. The way the animation moves when you swap is pretty hot, like you’re choosing how to use her body in the moment, not just clicking a menu. I kept going back to anal, then I told myself I prefer vaginal more, then I went right back to anal again like a liar. Being able to pick where you cum is a nice touch too, inside her pussy or filling her ass. There’s something really satisfying about timing the finish, watching her body tense, and seeing that load actually land where you decided, instead of that lazy off-screen bullshit some other animations do. I do wish the cum stayed on her longer instead of kind of resetting too fast, but I kept clicking replay anyway, so I guess I didn't care that much.

There are a few small custom things that made it feel more personal. You can tweak how she looks a bit and change the surroundings, and even if the changes are not super huge, it’s enough that I stopped for a second and thought “ok, now she’s my version of May.” One run I had her in a slightly different style and it weirdly made the scene feel like a whole new loop. The outdoor vibe really sells the fantasy of catching her alone out in the wild and just taking what you want from her body while she moans and holds on. At one point I had her bent over with her ass up, birds chirping in the background, and I honestly forgot about everything else on my screen. There’s not really any big interactive system or choices, it’s more like a horny toy you poke at with one hand while the other hand is busy doing the obvious. The sound is... alright, I guess, could be a bit more intense, and sometimes I wanted a little more variation in her reactions, but then she arches her back just right while you’re slamming into her ass and your brain goes quiet anyway. It’s simple, dirty, focused on fucking May hard outdoors, and my browser history is not happy but my dick is.