Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.

weird thing: I didn’t expect this game to actually *feel* dirty in a fun way. yeah, everyone says “oh it’s a parody,” but this one leans into it like it’s proud of being a total mess. You start as Beast Boy, but not the goofy cartoon version - more like the “what-if-he-had-a-body-count” one. first scene had me snorting because the dialogue’s half self-aware, half horny nonsense. the art flickers between hot and kinda cursed, and somehow that mix works. I laughed once, then five seconds later I was staring at Raven’s face thinking, “wait, is she enjoying it or plotting my death?” both are hot, honestly.

it’s not subtle, not even pretending. tentacles? sure. futa twist? outta nowhere. then two minutes later you’re getting dominated by Harley like she’s running her own therapy session for bad boys. I swear the writing must’ve been done by five people with different fetishes fighting over the keyboard. Sometimes I hate that - then again, it keeps it unpredictable. One route had this whole corruption vibe where I thought I was winning, but turns out I was the pet by the end. didn’t even mind. the sound effects though… man, they go from soft moans to full-on sticky chaos real quick. I like it. except when they loop weirdly, makes me think my headphones broke.

Top 3 moments you’ll wanna screenshot? easy. 1) Power Girl’s “training scene” that escalates into something Olympic-level athletic. 2) Raven’s mirror sequence - don’t trust it, but do enjoy it. 3) Poison Ivy whispering stuff about roots and growth while you’re too distracted to care about plot. there’s a “moral choice” system but it mostly decides who calls you master or toy. I kept picking random answers just to see who’d snap first. pro tip: don’t rush; let every scene breathe, even the awkward ones. half the fun’s in those weird pauses where nothing happens but everything’s tense. feels human, messy, sexy.

Aiden is a photographer. Not a very good one, apparently, because he's sitting at a poker table losing money he doesn't have. The loan shark situation is real bad. What follows is this weird scramble where you're clicking through dialogue trees and trying to figure out how to not get your legs broken, and somehow the solution always involves getting your dick out.

The sex is the point, obviously. Three on one scenes with models. The models have that particular look, you know the one, where the skin is too shiny and the animations loop like a broken GIF. But the game knows what it is. You pick a dialogue option, the clothes come off, and then you're watching these polygonal bodies mash together while the camera spins around like it's also lost a lot of money and is panicking. There's a gambling mechanic too, I think? You can win or lose money at cards, which changes which ending you get. I lost on purpose once just to see what happens and the game basically called me an idiot and showed me a game over screen with no sex. Which is a choice.

The multiple endings thing is funny because none of them are good. Like, morally good. You either pay off the debt by being a scumbag or you don't. I wish there was an ending where the models just take over the photography studio and run it as a collective. That won't happen. The whole thing feels like a lesson of passion project where the passion was for rendering breasts and the lesson was about compound interest. The dialogue is translated from something, maybe reality, maybe a dream. A character says "your camera is not the only thing that is big" and I had to close my browser and walk around my apartment. Then I opened it again. The gambler tag is accurate. You keep clicking, hoping the next scene will be hotter, or funnier, or something. It never quite gets there but the process of hoping is the game.

Another day another dollar, staring at spreadsheets that blur into a grey soup. Boss is out sick so I'm just flicking through tabs trying not to die of boredom. Stumbled on this thing, Austin's little adventure. You're a photographer, right, supposed to be some hotshot but really you're just a guy with a camera who got a weird call from a publisher lady.

The whole thing runs on real photos, which is its whole deal. Not drawings. Actual women. And the acting is exactly what you'd expect, that specific flavor of awkward where someone's trying to look seductive but you can tell they're just thinking about whether they left the oven on. It's perfect. The dialogue choices are whatever, mostly just clicking through to see what happens, but then you hit a moment where the model is just... there. And the game asks if you want to push things further. And you do, because of course you do. The unpolishedness is the point, I think. Or maybe it's just unpolished. Hard to tell with these browser things.

Wish the camera mechanic actually mattered. You're supposed to be a photographer but mostly you just click dialogue and watch scenes play out. Missed opportunity. Anyway, the multiple endings thing is funny because you'll get one where she's suddenly topless and you're like wait what did I click to get here and then you're scrolling back through your choices like a detective. The whole office could walk by and see my screen and I'd have to explain that no really, it's a game about photography, very artistic. Who even gets the most out of this? Probably guys who unironically comment fire emojis on Instagram model posts. You know the type. Or maybe it's for people who just want something straightforward without all the anime bullshit most of these games drown in. The publisher lady's voice acting lives in my head rent free, not because it's good but because it sounds like she recorded it in a bathroom. Which honestly adds to the charm. Or doesn't. I keep going back and forth. Don't overthink it. Just click and enjoy the chaos.

Sue's back. Not the snake valley version, the one in a pantsuit with a look that says she's already calculated your net worth and found it wanting. Milton Price, our protagonist, is that specific breed of lawyer scum who thinks a fake girlfriend will solve his image problem. The whole setup reeks of desperation and expensive cologne.

The game is one scene. One long, deliciously awkward scene where you poke and prod at dialog options like a bruise you can't stop touching. Sue's character model has that slightly stiff Lesson of Passion feel, but her expressions, god, the way her eyes narrow when you say something stupid. It's not polished. It's not supposed to be. The jank is part of the charm, like finding a VHS tape you shouldn't watch. You cycle through choices, trying to crack her professional facade, and sometimes you get a flash of something real underneath. Other times you get a sex scene that's as transactional as the fake relationship itself. The interactive bits are functional, click here, touch there, but the real heat comes from the power dynamic. Who's using who? The game never quite tells you.

Multiple endings, they say. I got the one where everything falls apart spectacularly. Milton's carefully constructed lie crumbles and Sue just... looks at him. That look. It hit harder than any explicit content. There's a version where things work out, probably, but why would I want that? The sad endings here aren't just sad, they're hollow. You stare at the screen after, the browser tab still open, and feel like you've read someone's diary entry they didn't mean to leave out. The milf tag is almost misleading. Sue isn't a fantasy, she's a warning. A beautiful, sharply dressed warning about trying to buy what you can't earn. I wish there was more. A sequel where she ruins him properly. But there won't be. These short games never get what they deserve.

The video clips are what got me. Like, who thought to just drop full motion scenes into what looks like a slapped together Ren'Py knockoff from 2014? The nurse uniform one in the hospital room, jesus. She's got these massive tits spilling out and the clip quality is actually decent, better than the static images somehow. The game's called something about being a doctor but honestly the medical stuff is just clicking through text. Rich women with big boobs coming in for checkups, you pick dialogue options, sometimes you get a POV shot that made me forget I was playing a game for a second.

The library scene though. You can choose to study and improve your skills or just go full degen and I obviously picked the latter because who plays these for the plot. There's this one path where you end up in a park and the roleplay aspect gets weirdly specific, like she wants you to examine her right there on a bench. The multiple endings thing is real, I got the "take everything from life" ending first try and it was basically a compilation of all the strip scenes. Not complaining. The real model tag is doing heavy lifting here, you can tell they filmed actual people and then built the game around it. Some of the acting is so bad it circles back to being hot again.

What bugs me is the 10 day system. You're supposed to manage your time between being the best doctor and being a horny bastard but the timer feels arbitrary. I missed a scene with one of the nurses because I clicked the wrong hospital wing and the game just moved on. No warning. The various endings are cool in theory but replaying to see them means sitting through the same text boxes. The erotic tension builds weird too, one minute you're professional, next minute she's stripping in your office. No middle ground. Still fired it up again though. The POV clips in the hospital room live rent free in my head. If you're gonna play, save before every choice because the game doesn't care about your feelings.

the loading screen is still that generic fantasy castle but my character has tits now. not like, cute optional cosmetic tits, but the game decided my class is Healslut and the character creator just... did things. my old warrior with the stupid spiky pauldrons is gone, replaced by this pink haired elf with a skirt that's basically a belt. the first quest giver literally pats my head and calls me a good girl and my only dialogue option is to blush. i didn't click anything.

so the combat is weird because you don't really fight. you stand there and your healing spells have these... secondary effects. like casting regen makes your top more transparent. there's this whole corruption meter that fills up when you take hits for the party and when it maxes out the tank just bends you over a broken pillar. the animation for that is way more detailed than any boss fight i've seen. the goblins in the first dungeon don't even attack you normally, they just grab and there's this groping minigame where you have to struggle free but failing it gives you more exp than winning. i don't know who balanced this.

found a transformation shrine that turned me into a catgirl for a zone and the party's mage, who was also a girl suddenly, wouldn't stop with the tail pulling. there's a lesbian scene in the inn that triggers if you share a room and i got the footjob variant somehow. later on there's this futa potion you can brew and the game just rolls with it, every npc acts like you've always had a dick. the monster girl enemies in the swamp area do this titfuck attack that's a whole cutscene. multiple endings apparently but i keep getting the one where you end up in the capital's brothel. the bukkake guild event was... a lot. the 3dcg is janky, faces look dead behind the eyes during the oral scenes, but the creampie physics are weirdly realistic. the mobile version chugs on my phone, heats it up like crazy during the animated handjob segments. still logged in though.

So the sound in this one, right? It's like someone recorded a wet handjob in a tin can and then played it back through laptop speakers from 2009. The squelch loop is maybe four seconds, and it cuts off mid-suck every single time. Drives me insane. But also, I kept the volume on, because the voice acting for the demon priestess? Actually decent. She has this bored, condescending drawl when she's telling you to strip, like she's ordering a pizza. That contrast, between the garbage foley and the genuinely good line reads, is weirdly hot.

Combat is turn based, and every enemy has a different "defeat" scene. The wolf girl in the Frost Marches, if you lose to her, she doesn't just kill you. She sits on your face and makes you eat her out while she reads a book. A book. The page turning sound effect is louder than the cunnilingus audio. I don't know why that detail stuck with me, but it did. The game is text based with 2D art, so most of the heavy lifting is in the writing, and the writing is... uneven. Some scenes are genuinely filthy, like the tentacle monster in the abandoned chapel that does a triple penetration while whispering bible verses. Other scenes read like a horny teenager's D&D campaign.

Character creation lets you pick a futa protagonist, which changes some scenes but not all of them. There's a sissification route with a male character too, but it's locked behind a puzzle that I still haven't figured out. The puzzle is a sliding tile thing with runes, and the hint is a riddle about "the seed that spills upward." What does that even mean? I spent twenty minutes on it and just gave up and went back to the milf demon with the huge tits who gives titjobs in the hot spring.

Anyway. The game is called Corruption of Champions, and it's free in browser. Don't expect polish. Expect a lot of cum, some genuinely creative monster designs, and sound effects that sound like they were recorded on a phone in a bathroom. The lactation scenes have a dripping sound that's just a faucet. A faucet. I can't unhear it.

So I'm supposed to be working on my spreadsheet but instead I'm playing this game about driving three hot girls to a festival. My boss walks by and I alt tab to actual work for like 0.3 seconds before going back. Priorities.

The game hits you with Bianca almost immediately. She's your cousin's girlfriend and she's got this energy like she knows exactly what she's doing. The teasing starts early, during the car ride. There's this pov shot where she's leaning over and her shirt just... yeah. You know. I spent an embarrassing amount of time on that scene. The handjob mechanic shows up way faster than I expected and I'm not complaining. The sound design is minimal but there's this wet noise that plays during certain scenes that honestly made me check if my headphones were still connected. They were.

Tori and Zoe show up later and the dynamic shifts. Zoe has these massive tits and the titfuck scene is somehow both awkward and hot at the same time, which feels intentional? Like the protagonist is this loser who used to get bullied by these girls and now there's this weird tension. The paranormal stuff creeps in after the festival. I won't spoil it but there are tentacles involved and a mansion that feels lifted from a bad hentai. Not bad meaning bad, bad meaning... you get it. The corruption route branches hard and the netorare elements are there if you make certain choices. I accidentally got the ending where everything goes wrong and had to sit with that for a minute.

The multiple endings thing is cool but honestly I just wanted more Bianca scenes. There's this one moment in the hotel where she's doing this slow strip tease and the animation loops perfectly. The creampie finish feels earned after all the buildup. Game runs smooth on mobile too, played it during lunch break. My boss still doesn't know.