Right, so this thing is basically Slay the Spire but someone injected it with a massive dose of alien breeding kink and called it a day. The first thing that hits you is the art. It's that AI generated stuff, which normally makes me roll my eyes, but somehow here the slightly off, too smooth look actually fits the whole weird sci-fi horror vibe. Everything feels a bit wrong, which is perfect.

You pick your party and off you go, collecting cards and fighting these... things. The combat is proper turn based tactics, you actually have to think about positioning and what cards to play. It's not just a flimsy excuse to show tits. Well, it is, but the game part is legit. The whole gimmick is this Breeding Protocol. You build up lust during fights, and when it maxes out, things get messy. I mean tentacles appearing, multiple penetration, the whole works. And the creampie isn't just a visual, it's a mechanic. You're literally trying to get your crew impregnated by these alien horrors because it unlocks new cards and abilities. It's the most fucked up team building exercise I've ever seen.

The card synergies are surprisingly deep. You can build a deck around a character getting groped to power up a massive attack, or focus on pure tactical strikes. I had a run where my main strategy was letting the big titted scientist get grabbed by tentacles on purpose, just to trigger a chain of anal sex scenes that gave me enough buffs to one shot the boss. It's a roguelike, so you die and start over, but the combinations of elements and characters change the card pool, so it never feels exactly the same. The AI art can be a bit jarring sometimes, like a hand will just melt into a thigh, but honestly, you're not exactly staring at the hands. The horror elements are a nice touch, it's not just sexy, it's genuinely creepy. The sound design is minimal though, could really use some squelching noises. Just saying.

Wish the pregnancy visuals were a bit more pronounced across runs, but it's a small gripe. The whole thing is a sweaty, strategic mess of alien goo and bad decisions. Don't expect a polished AAA experience, expect a deck builder that's gone completely off the rails into a hentai nightmare and somehow made it work.

The school hallway scene is where I really lost it. Not in a bad way, just... the setup is so ridiculous. Linch has this power that lets him mess with people, and there's a teacher with these absolutely massive tits who ends up in this situation where her clothes just start disappearing piece by piece during class. The animation is janky as hell, 3DCG that looks like it was rendered on a toaster from 2012, but somehow that makes the humiliation aspect hit harder. She's standing there trying to cover herself while students stare, and the game lingers on every reaction. My laptop fan was screaming the whole time.

The sister character, Lincy, she's supposed to be helping you investigate this weird house your dad moved you into. Something about secrets. Honestly I stopped paying attention to why things were happening around the third time the plot tried to explain itself. There's this one groping scene in the living room that just happens out of nowhere, no buildup, and the male protagonist just goes for it while she's mid-sentence about some sci-fi nonsense. The superpower mechanic is barely there, you click and things happen, but the voyeurism stuff actually works because the game keeps finding excuses to show you things you shouldn't be seeing. Through windows, cracks in doors, that one time with the mirror.

Wish the multiple penetration tag was more than just a couple scenes near the end. The stripping sequences are weirdly detailed though, like someone spent all their time on how fabric moves and none on facial expressions. The teasing bits drag on forever, which I guess is the point, but at some stage you're just clicking through dialogue waiting for the animated scenes to kick in. The school setting parts are better than the house stuff, more characters to humiliate I suppose. Exhibitionism plays out in ways that don't make logical sense but who cares when there's a scene involving a science lab and a crowd that definitely shouldn't be there. The male domination angle gets repetitive, same power dynamic every time, though the big ass focus during certain animations almost makes up for it.

You know what fucks me up about this one? The way it handles the voyeur stuff. Most games just stick a camera in a corner and call it a day but here you're actually positioned like a creep peeking through door cracks and windows. There's this scene early on where Kate's in the locker room and you can almost feel your neck straining trying to get a better angle. The 3DCG isn't polished at all, janky animations and textures that sometimes pop in weird, but somehow that makes it dirtier? Like watching security footage you shouldn't have.

The school setting gets properly exploited. Hallway groping that escalates fast, detention scenarios that go exactly where you think. Kate's corruption arc moves from reluctant teasing to full on group stuff without much believable transition but honestly who's here for character development. The spanking scenes have this weird weight to them, the sound design is surprisingly decent when it remembers to work. Got stuck on a BDSM scene with the female dom for like twenty minutes because the triggers are finicky as hell and the UI gives zero feedback about what you're supposed to click.

Multiple penetration stuff gets messy. Literally and technically. Camera angles break sometimes and you're staring at the inside of a character model. But the humiliation dialogue during those scenes? Actually nasty in the right way. Male domination and female domination routes both exist which is rare for these remakes, usually they pick a lane. The lesbian content feels tacked on though, like someone remembered at the last minute. Sex toys appear in maybe three scenes total and then the game forgets they exist. Anal's in there too but the physics go absolutely bonkers half the time. Still works if you're not picky about clipping issues. The oral scenes are probably the most polished part which says something about priorities I guess.

The cutscene where Lucy first puts on that too tight secretary outfit again, the fabric straining across her chest, it's like watching a studio that ran out of budget for proper keyframes. The animation is jerky, a slideshow of tits and ass that somehow still works better than it should. My brain filled in the gaps, you know? The ahegao face she makes later, during that scene with Ron in his office, her tongue lolling out while he's just... going at it from behind, the whole expression is off model. Eyes don't quite track. But the sound design, fuck, the wet slapping and her choked moans, that's where they spent whatever money they had.

The mind control route is where things get properly unhinged. James, this wet noodle of a protagonist, suddenly has all the power and the game doesn't shy away from how ugly that gets. There's a moment with the twins, a double titfuck that transitions into this messy bukkake scene, and the pov camera just lingers. Too long, maybe. The lactation stuff gets triggered way too easily, like the game forgets it's supposed to be a corruption arc and just wants to see fluids. Which, fair. The interracial scenes with the basketball team, the graphic violence tag isn't kidding around either, there's a spanking sequence that goes from teasing to genuinely uncomfortable. The slave ending, the netorare path where you just watch, the voyeurism mechanics are basically just clicking on doors. It's all so aggressively, deliberately broken.

I wish the lesbian content with the school nurse wasn't locked behind such a specific, easily missed choice. That one scene, the cosplay handjob, it's the most tender thing in the whole mess and you'll probably never see it. The multiple endings are just variations on how thoroughly ruined everyone is. The dilf character, Ron, his motivations make no sense, he's just a walking cock with a house. But that's not the point, is it? The point is the blackmail, the humiliation, the way Lucy's big ass jiggles during the anal scenes. The game knows what you're here for and it's not a coherent plot about childhood trauma. It's the corruption, the incest, the male domination, the creampie finish on every single vaginal sex animation. It's a disaster. I've played it four times.

The first time Lucy gets bent over a saloon barrel while three ranch hands take turns, the animation doesn't even try to sync up properly. One guy's hands clip right through her hips and the sound effect is this wet slapping noise that's way too loud compared to everything else. I don't know why that made me laugh but it did. Something about how seriously the game takes itself while everything jiggles with the physics of a shopping cart wheel.

Lucy herself has exactly two expressions, horny and hornier, and her dialogue is basically just variations of "more" and "harder" delivered in this flat monotone that sounds like she's reading a grocery list. The whole wild west setting is just window dressing, a couple of wooden textures and a cactus here and there, but nobody's pretending this is Red Dead Redemption. You click through scenes, Lucy gets herself into increasingly ridiculous situations, and the voyeurism angle means there's always some creep watching from behind a rock or through a window. The exhibitionism tag is doing a lot of heavy lifting here because Lucy genuinely cannot stop touching herself in public. Like, girl, there's a time and place.

The interracial gangbang in the stables was probably supposed to be the highlight but honestly the cowgirl scene earlier stuck with me more, just because of how absurd the riding animation looked. Her spine bends at an angle that would require several vertebrae removed. The creampie effects are generous to the point of comedy, like someone spilled a latte. I wish the groping scenes had more buildup instead of just jumping straight to full penetration, but that's clearly not what this is going for. The multiple penetration stuff gets mechanically impressive in a trainwreck sort of way, bodies clipping through bodies, limbs everywhere. It's messy and unpolished and I kept clicking anyway, which probably says something about me that I'm not going to examine too closely.

I almost closed the tab when the first mushroom trip hit. Not because it was bad, but because the protagonist's girlfriend starts moaning about how wet she's getting while some tribal shaman dude rubs her shoulders, and the whole thing is rendered in that particular janky 3D where the tits have their own gravitational field. You know the one. It's like someone discovered the inflate tool and never looked back. But here's the thing, I kept playing.

The voyeur stuff is where this mess actually finds its footing. There's a scene where you're hiding behind some bushes watching your girl get felt up during a "healing ritual" and the animation loops in this hypnotic way. Her eyes do that ahegao rollback thing and the sound design is just wet squelches that don't quite sync with what's happening on screen. It shouldn't work. It really shouldn't. But something about the complete lack of polish makes the whole thing feel dirtier, like you found a corrupted file on an old hard drive that you weren't supposed to see.

The choices are weirdly specific. Do you interrupt the shaman before he slides his hand lower or do you let it happen because the mushrooms are making the trees breathe? I picked the latter and the protagonist just... watched. The netorare tag is earned here, not just slapped on. Your girlfriend goes from reluctant to grinding against his fingers while making eye contact with you through the leaves. The corruption arc moves fast, maybe too fast. One minute she's blushing about taking her top off, the next she's getting double penetrated while the village women chant something. The male domination angle gets uncomfortable in ways that feel intentional but also maybe just sloppy writing. Hard to tell with the translation being what it is. "Your woman is now belonging to the earth spirits" is an actual line before a creampie scene. I laughed. Then I didn't.

Power in this game smells like cheap perfume and fear. You’re Lana, a “good girl” who somehow picked the worst possible college in the country, where professors smile for the brochure and then use their office keys for everything except teaching. On the surface it’s all clubs, exams, stupid cafeteria food, but the real routine is who’s getting touched, filmed, blackmailed or bought next. The game doesn’t pretend you’re a hero. You’re just the new toy drifting between a former cop who runs the dirty side of campus, a smug student who knows way too much, and a few teachers who really should not be allowed near students without bodycams. One minute you’re worrying about grades, next you’re kneeling under a desk while class goes on, trying not to moan when his fingers slip between your thighs and your classmates are right there. It feels messed up, nasty, and weirdly hot in that “I didn’t mean to enjoy this” way.

What I really liked is how your corruption doesn’t happen with some magic switch. It’s slow and sticky. First it’s harmless teasing, a flirty text, a “private tutoring” session where the teacher sits too close and his hand stays on your leg too long. Then you’re doing a handjob in the back of a police car so a certain ex-detective forgets what he saw on the security cams. You tell yourself it’s only this once, but suddenly you’re in a bathroom stall being used by two guys at the same time, one in your mouth and one pounding your pussy from behind, your phone sitting on the toilet tank recording everything because someone told you to. You try to cover your face with your hair while they fuck you, but then the game makes you watch that same video later, leaked to some secret campus chat, comments scrolling underneath about your big ass and how they want to fill you up too. There’s a really nasty little scene where Lana gets forced to strip in a half-empty lecture hall “as a punishment”, pulled over the teacher’s desk while he spanks her till her skin turns red, students pretending to take notes while sneaking pics. And then later, that same teacher makes her sit on his lap, dick pressed against her ass while he lectures about ethics, her panties wet and useless, trying not to grind on him with every word.

It’s not all men using her either. There’s this one girl, the “perfect student” who’s actually running her own game. She pulls Lana into the locker room, locks the door, and starts fingering her against the cold tiles, whispering in her ear about all the things she’s going to make her do for “protection”. She makes Lana lick her out on a bench where any other student could walk in, then casually wipes Lana’s face and sends her out like nothing happened. Later the same girl is the one holding the camera while Lana is on her knees, getting throat-fucked by some rich asshole, tears and mascara everywhere, his balls slapping her chin while he uses her as if she’s a hired slut. There’s pee play too, but it’s not some classy fetish shoot. It’s ugly and degrading: forced to kneel in a disgusting campus bathroom while a guy unzips and tells her to “be a good girl and drink”. You see her hesitate, then open her mouth anyway, cheeks burning. The game leans hard into voyeurism. Hidden cams in showers, windows where you can watch classmates getting groped, dark corners where slaves are collared and used as furniture at secret parties, bodies covered in cum, girls tied up and spanked until they cry. Sometimes Lana’s the victim, sometimes she’s already too far gone and starts touching herself while watching someone else get humiliated, rubbing her clit with a toy she “borrowed” from the BDSM club. If you want every dirty scene to hit harder, don’t rush. Let her resist a bit first, pick the options where she hesitates, then slowly drag her into worse stuff and watch how a shy student turns into the campus whore who moans when she gets creampied in the principal’s office with the door half-open. Take your time ruining her.

You know what actually made me laugh? The combat stances. Wonder Woman doing her arms crossed thing while the game tells me to use "dick powers." Not even joking. My phone almost went flying when I snorted.

I spent most of Tuesday avoiding work playing this on Itch.io through my phone browser, which felt appropriately grimy. The dev clearly spent all their energy on certain scenes and then just slapped the rest together. Batgirl gets this weirdly detailed corruption arc where she goes from "I'll never submit" to something involving tentacles and multiple penetration faster than my last Tinder date unmatched me. Supergirl's oral scenes have more animation frames than the entire tutorial section. Priorities, I guess.

Look I'm not gonna sit here and pretend the whole male domination power fantasy thing is revolutionary storytelling. You pick a villain dude, you fight DC heroines, you corrupt them. Rinse, repeat, add more tentacles. The teasing and humiliation mechanics are basically pressing a button and watching a bar fill up while they call you names. Sometimes the game forgets which position it showed you last and everything clips through everything else. But then that one group sex scene with the whole Justice League hits and suddenly my complaints feel petty. The creampie animations have this crude, almost spiteful energy to them, like the artist was working through something. BDSM elements show up randomly like the game remembered halfway through that people are into that. The monster encounters are just. Something. I don't know why they're there but I'm not complaining.

The groping minigame though. C'mon. At least make the hitboxes match the 2DCG art.

Imagine loading this up after a long day, brain half-melted, and suddenly you’re getting dragged into a “date” with D.Va that feels like someone mixed a cheesy dating sim, a porn comic and one of those horny chat logs you regret reading, but keep scrolling anyway. You start with that cute idol-gamer vibe, all neon colors and fake innocence, and before you realise, the game is already poking at you: are you going to be the sweet guy trying to charm her, or the creep who’s low-key thrilled that she can be pushed, teased, blackmailed, dragged into the mess with you. It looks harmless at first. She smiles, you pick a flirty line, maybe you focus on her gamer side, maybe you go straight to “I want to see your ass in that bodysuit” because self-control is for other people. The tone can switch really fast from romantic to filthy, and I kinda liked that whiplash.

One thing I enjoyed is how your small choices actually feel dirty. Like, you’re sitting there picking if you compliment her skills or stare at her thighs, and each click nudges her personality. Be too soft and she turns into this clingy romance route, kissing, handholding, slow teasing, lesbian curiosity when another girl appears on-screen and they start “practicing” on each other while you’re just watching like a perv. Go harsher and you end up with her on her knees, drool and mascara, taking rough oral, gagging, getting her face painted in bukkake scenes that almost feel too intimate because of the POV angle. There is a moment where you can force her into public stuff, like twisted exhibitionism in a place that is way too bright, and I actually paused for a second, then clicked anyway. Of course I did. Some branches are straight humiliation: you talk her into sending vids, then use them to corner her, pushing her into group sex while she tries to pretend she’s still in control, ahegao face and all. And then, in another branch, you’re gently rubbing her legs, playing with her feet, she blushes, gives you this shy footjob that somehow feels more embarrassing than the multiple penetration route later on. Also, whoever animated the anal scenes clearly has issues, in a good way.

The game loves fucking with you emotionally too. There’s a whole netorare angle where you think you’re the one corrupting her, then suddenly there’s this interracial gangbang route and you’re basically reduced to a background prop while she rides other guys, moaning your name sometimes, sometimes not. It stings a bit, not gonna lie, and the messed up thing is that it’s hot. One ending even has you treat her like a proper girlfriend, lots of cuddling, cute dates, phone calls, light masturbation scenes where she streams to you only, vibrator buzzing under the desk while she’s talking about ranked matches, and you’re like “ah, this is wholesome” until she shows up later covered in cum in a totally different path and you remember what kind of game this is. The writing is simple, not trying to be clever, just straight to the point with teasing, groping, toys, creampie close-ups that go on long enough you start noticing tiny details. Sometimes the pacing feels weird, like it jumps too quickly from playful flirting to choking and sexual harassment, and I wish there was one extra beat of build-up, but whatever, my hand was already busy. The point and click stuff is easy, you wander through her room, poke at random objects, trigger scenes, stumble into a foot fetish moment when you only wanted to open a drawer. I actually got stuck once because I kept replaying a specific oral scene instead of moving forward. The multiple endings are fun to chase, even when you end up as the pathetic voyeur watching her fuck somebody else. That’s kind of the charm: you’re never fully sure if you’re the protagonist or just a camera with a hard-on.