The weirdest thing is how it starts like one of those rich-kid fantasy sims, but then the morning you wake up, naked in that absurdly big room with sunlight cutting through the curtains all fake-soft, it already feels off. The phone on the nightstand vibrates with a message from someone who calls you “baby” like you’ve been together for years, and it doesn’t even let you breathe before throwing you into a pile of half-remembered scenes - like that one in the car with Miku humming some twisted remix of her own song while you’re trying not to stare at her mouth. I swear, the pacing feels broken in a way that makes sense only after the third time you play it. That’s when you realize the “dream life” part isn’t just a setup - it’s the whole trap.

There’s this classroom segment that hits differently. Everyone acts like they know you, but the camera lingers too long when Hinata leans over her desk, or when Toga chews her pen cap like she’s daring you to lose it. The game pretends to be a mystery, but it’s just a long tease for whatever power fantasy you think you’ve earned. I tried to skip some dialogue once, and it froze right on a frame where Mitsuri’s hand was halfway down your pants - like the game itself was judging me for impatience. Maybe that’s part of the kink? The click mechanics are sloppy, but the voyeur cam moments make up for it. When you’re watching Asuka arguing in the hallway while you catch your reflection licking your lips - yeah, it’s got that voyeuristic guilt thing nailed down.

Still, something about the way everyone bends reality around you keeps me hooked. It’s not even the sex scenes (which sometimes go from “holy shit” to “wait, is that even physically possible?” in seconds). It’s that feeling that somebody else is watching you play, whispering the lines before they happen. I had one run where Android 21 called me by my real name. No idea if it was a bug or a feature, but it messed me up good. And yet, I booted it again right after. Guess that says enough.

Rei in a bikini. Not the Rei from the show, obviously, but that's the fantasy they're selling and honestly? The model's face is just slightly off enough to trigger that uncanny valley feeling, like someone described Rei Ayanami over a bad phone connection and an AI tried its best. Her eyes are too big. Or maybe too small. I can't decide. The bikini physics are nonexistent but the way the top sits makes me think the dev spent exactly 47 minutes on that specific texture and then gave up on everything else.

The whole thing runs on this click-the-arrows system where you cycle through positions like you're flipping through a cursed PowerPoint presentation. Left arrow, right arrow, left again because you missed the one you wanted. There's no animation to speak of, just static poses that change with all the grace of a slideshow crash. But here's the thing, the cumshot mechanic actually has more detail than it deserves. Like someone's weird passion project where they only cared about one specific outcome. The way it lands is almost artistic if you squint and ignore the rest of the game's rough edges.

The POV angle works better than it should for something this janky. You're just... there. Staring at Rei's blank expression while cycling through positions that all feel vaguely similar but different enough to keep clicking. It's like a fidget spinner for degenerates. No sound, no feedback beyond the position changes, just you and this slightly wrong Rei and the growing realization that you've been at this for twenty minutes. The bikini stays on in some poses, comes off in others, and there's no logic to which is which. I respect that chaos. Don't expect a game. Expect a very specific mood piece made by someone who definitely has a Rei folder on their hard drive organized by season and episode.

Shinji stuck on a broken piece of planet, naked except for some sad leftover clothes, gambling his dignity away with Asuka while Rei watches with that deadpan face and threatens both of them with more humiliation if they stall too much. That’s basically the energy here. It’s blackjack, yeah, but it feels more like a really horny arguments compilation than a card game half the time. You hit, you stay, you pray you don’t bust, because every fucked up hand is one more bit of clothing gone and one more excuse for Asuka to scream at Shinji about what a useless perv he is. And also she’s right, but she’s also slowly stripping, so who’s actually winning here? Quiet part out loud: the best moments are when she’s raging, cheeks red, tits out, still pretending this is all about pride and not about the fact that she’s been trapped alone with him for years and obviously horny as hell.

I liked how the blackjack itself isn’t trying to be clever. Cards pop, you slam “hit” like an idiot, you go over 21, Asuka calls you a dumbass and loses her skirt anyway because Rei is tweaking the rules just to watch them squirm. You get that weird mix of Evangelion angst and dumb sex-comedy, like someone took the original show, cut out all the robots, and said “ok, now they just play horny casino on a rock in space.” Incorrectly, I kept expecting Gendo to walk in or some Angel to show up, but nope, it’s just this awkward threesome energy where Rei’s the referee with god powers and zero patience. There are small things that kept bugging me, like how one particular voice line repeats a bit too much right when you’re trying to focus on the next hand, but then you’re suddenly staring at Asuka’s bare ass and forgot what you wanted to complain about in the first place. Also I still don’t understand why Shinji sometimes looks like he might cry even when he wins a hand, though honestly, feels in character. The humor swings from cringe to actually funny without any warning. One second it’s a cheap boob joke, next second Rei just casually calls out their entire trauma in one line. It’s messy, horny, kinda trashy, and somehow that fits these three way better than it should.

The whole thing feels like a bootleg VHS you'd find at a convention, the kind where the cover art is traced but somehow hotter than the official stuff. Misato here has these massive tits that defy the original character design in the best way, like someone just kept dragging the slider right and said yeah, that's her now. The animation loops are janky as hell, her back arches in this one position that makes her spine look like a question mark, but honestly? That's part of the charm. You're not here for sakuga quality.

You get this single pov shot, cock already out, and she's just... presenting. The anal option is right there from the jump, no buildup, no dialogue tree where you pretend to care about her trauma or whatever. Just click and she takes it. The physics on her chest are ridiculous, bouncing with this weird delay like they're filled with pudding. I spent way too long just watching that rhythm before even doing anything else. The creampie toggle at the end is binary, inside or outside, and the outside one lands on her face with this splatter pattern that looks more like someone dropped a yogurt cup. The inside one has this slow drip effect afterwards that's actually kind of detailed, which is weird considering the rest of the game looks like it was rendered on a calculator.

There's no sound except this one wet slapping noise that loops regardless of what's happening, so you'll be in the menu and it's still going. Drove me nuts until I just muted the tab and put on some city pop instead. The whole thing is maybe three minutes long if you're taking your time, but I've reloaded it like five times now because something about that vacant expression they gave her just works. It's not good. It's exactly what it needs to be.