Alex is the type of guy you scroll past on Grindr without even noticing. Average face, average build, horny as fuck, zero game. You can almost smell the nervous sweat through the screen when he sends that awkward first DM to a pretty femboy and instantly regrets it. And then the crazy part happens: Noah actually answers. Not just “lol” answers, but flirts, pushes his buttons, teases him, plays with that little “I’m straight, I swear” lie he keeps repeating to himself like a prayer. The whole thing feels a bit like watching your own embarrassing chat logs on Telegram after too much porn and not enough real sex, just… weaponized for a story. This is a visual novel that lives inside those tiny moments: the pause before you hit send, the way your chest tightens when you see “typing…”, that rush when the other guy drops one brazen line that makes your dick twitch and your ego panic at the same time.

The first date here is not some dream-boyfriend sugar fantasy. It is messy. Alex overthinks everything. You can almost hear his brain screaming when Noah leans in, when Noah spreads his legs just a bit too casually, when Noah calls him out on staring at his thighs. The game does this thing where it drags you into Alex’s head, then shoves you out of it at the worst moment, so you’re stuck watching him squirm in silence at the table, pretending that he’s cool while internally arguing about whether getting hard for a femboy “counts as gay”. There is sex, yeah, unapologetic and hot, but it never feels like some porn level-up system. It is more like two horny idiots knocking into each other, testing limits. Noah likes to push; he knows exactly what he is doing in that tight little outfit, legs smooth, voice sweet, attitude sharp. At one point he sends Alex a pic that is clearly not safe to open in public and the game just lets you sit with that, imagining him trying to casually hide his phone on the bus while his cock is betraying him. That tiny humiliation is honestly hotter than half the explicit stuff, and the explicit stuff is very much here: stroking, grinding, desperate kissing, the kind of kissing where teeth clash because nobody is as smooth as porn pretends.

If you are expecting some big dramatic route map, forget it, this build is small and horny and kind of rude about it. Choices pop up and you know they are not “good guy / bad guy” flags, they are “panic / more panic” flags, like “compliment Noah’s outfit” or “pretend you didn’t just stare at his bulge for five seconds straight”. And the funniest part is how normal everyone else seems around them. Other characters drop little lines like “yeah, chill, it’s just sex” while Alex treats every boner like a moral crisis. It nails that very specific queer panic where you clear your browser history three times, change your tags on Pornhub, then end up watching the same femboy blowjob compilation anyway. You can feel this bigger world waiting behind Noah, horny people who aren’t ashamed, guys who like lace, girls who don’t care about labels, all that stuff, but for now you’re trapped in the sticky, awkward, incredibly honest beginning. If you want the best out of it, lean into Alex’s confusion, pick the options that make you wince a bit, and don’t rush to the dick; let the tension sit there, hard and pulsing, like that chat notification you’re afraid to open but can’t ignore.

Game feels like finding some forgotten Flash porn game on a sketchy site, just cleaner and with way more obsession over boobs growing pixel by pixel. You’re basically sitting behind this girl’s eyes while her whole life turns sideways because of one weird little shop that looks like it spawned out of a cheap JRPG. She’s a regular student, stressed about exams, roommate drama, boring campus stuff, and underneath it all she’s horny and insecure in a way that’s way too real. At first she’s just curious about changing herself a bit, like “what if my tits were a size bigger, no big deal”. Then you start mixing these shady potions and suddenly her bra is fighting for its life and her ass is spilling over the chair while she’s still pretending everything is normal. The story really leans into that slow “oh shit, I can’t button this shirt anymore” spiral. Most of the heat is in those quiet moments when she’s alone in her room, squeezing herself in front of the mirror, sliding her fingers under fabric that obviously does not fit anymore, pretending she’s just checking progress when she’s actually getting soaked and flustered about what she’s turning into.

What I liked is how horny the writing is without shouting at you every line. When she walks back from the shop and feels her panties riding higher because her ass quietly grew on the way, it’s written like she’s confused and turned on at the same time. She’s trying to sit like normal in the classroom while her bra digs into her ribs, her nipples hard as hell under a thin top, and everybody else is just talking about homework. Those classroom scenes are more erotic than some actual sex CGs I’ve seen in other titles. The game lets you screw around with potions and pacing, so you can go greedy and push her into big, heavy curves stupid fast or just slowly stack “little changes” until she suddenly realizes her whole center of gravity is different. One time I messed up a mix and her ass jumped a size mid cutscene and she almost knocked over a chair backing up, then pretended she meant to do that. That tiny stumble sold it harder than any magic sparkle effect. The sex itself is more about her being overwhelmed by her own body. She’s touching, grinding, trying to find a position where her new curves don’t get in the way, failing, then giving up and using that as fuel. When she lies on her back and her tits slide to the sides and she freaks out because they weren’t big enough to do that before, that’s the kind of detail that sticks in your head when you close the tab. I wish the sound had just a bit more weight to it, like heavier breathing or some fabric straining noises, but the silence almost helps, like you’re right there in her room, hearing only clicking and her thoughts getting more and more filthy.

You play this dorky smart guy who can build crazy tech but still somehow can't get laid, which is honestly the most believable sci‑fi in the whole game. The world is half normal apartment drama, half “what if your porn folder became a laboratory project,” and it leans hard into the second part. Your gadget, the Dream Viewer, starts as a cute idea to replay memories and wet dreams, and then it quickly turns into “ok what if I rewound that blowjob and changed who was on her knees,” or “what if I splice the memory of my lab assistant yelling at me with the memory of her riding me on the sofa.” The game never pretends this is healthy. It just lets you go there, then pokes you in the ribs after. One moment you're tweaking sliders to sharpen a fuzzy memory of a girl in tight yoga pants, next moment you're sitting in your cramped room talking about ethics while still staring at her tits. I liked that. I hated that. Whatever.

The hot stuff is not just there as decoration. You literally build scenes. First time I realized I could overwrite a harmless memory of coffee with a full-on public handjob, I just stopped clicking for a second and thought, “yeah, this is definitely illegal in at least 10 countries.” Then I clicked anyway. The animations are slow and a bit too pretty sometimes, like porn that thinks it's a Netflix show, but then you get a good angle of her grinding on you, sweat on her back, nails digging in your shoulders, and you forget to complain. Until the next scene where the looping moan is slightly off beat and suddenly it sounds like she's reacting to Spotify ads. Speaking of that, I had Spotify open once and the sad indie track lined up with this brutal scene where you lie to a woman while literally fucking her edited memories. That hit weirdly hard. The game keeps doing that, mixing very sweet “I actually like her” moments with you using her dreams as your personal sandbox, and half the time I couldn't decide if my dick or my conscience is winning. It doesn't punish you enough for some of the creepier choices either, which I sort of wanted, but also I didn't, because the bad routes are hot as hell. The story tries to go big sci‑fi about power and identity and all that, and then you spend five minutes adjusting cumshot timing like you're editing a TikTok. It's stupid. It's clever. I keep thinking about that scene where you replay a kiss ten times in a row, changing only a tiny detail each time, until the girl in the memory starts to feel more real than the girl actually standing there. That got under my skin way more than the threesome in the lab chair, which by the way is still stuck in my head for, uh, different reasons.

2B’s ass is right there, on my screen, and she’s lecturing me about social power dynamics. Not even joking. Something about law 4, always say less than necessary, while her tits defy every law of physics I remember from school. The contrast is making my brain short circuit in the best way.

This thing calls itself educational. I mean, sure. Robert Greene’s 48 Laws of Power gets quoted between scenes where you can, uh, interact with 2B. The dialogue options are genuinely funny, not just “haha porn game funny” but actually clever. You pick responses that boost some invisible social skill meter while she strips down. There’s a moment where she explains mirroring body language and I’m nodding along, completely forgetting I’m also clicking through to the next lewd scene. The art is deliberately rough, sketchy lines, colors that bleed outside the edges like someone drew this on a napkin in a hurry. It works though. Feels intentional, like a zine you’d find at a convention that’s too cool for the main floor.

The humor lands somewhere between shitpost and genuine parody. Not every joke hits. The pacing gets weird when you’re reading actual self help advice and then suddenly there’s a close up of 2B’s spread legs. My dick and my brain can’t agree on what we’re doing here. But maybe that’s the point? The game never explains itself, never apologizes. You just keep clicking, learning about power law 15, crush your enemy totally, while 2B moans. I wish the interactive bits had more variety. Clicking the same spots gets repetitive fast. The dialogue trees are where the real meat is, pun absolutely intended.

Forgot to mention the NieR parody angle entirely until now. It’s barely a parody, more like someone borrowed the character design and said “what if she taught you manipulation tactics while getting railed?” The whole thing feels like a fever dream sent through a group chat at 4am. No voice acting, just text and those rough drawings. The music loops are surprisingly chill though, like elevator music for a very specific kind of hell. One track sounds almost like the original NieR soundtrack if you squint your ears. Don’t expect a full game. It’s a visual novel with tits and questionable life advice. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. My social skills haven’t improved but I do keep thinking about law 6, court attention at all costs, and isn’t that what we’re all doing here anyway?

ok so picture this, right. you wash up on this island and it's all palm trees and tits out, classic hentai setup. but then the game hits you with this weird vibe like you're on big brother except the host is a serial killer. i spent way too long just staring at one character's dialogue tree because the writing actually made me paranoid. like, is she into me or is she reading from a script the island overlords gave her? the sex scenes are hot, don't get me wrong, but there's this one where mid-thrust i noticed a camera drone in the background and my boner just... had an existential crisis.

the art is that clean digital style, everyone's got the body of a god and the emotional stability of a wet napkin. there's this detective angle they push but honestly i forgot i was supposed to be investigating anything until act 2 when a girl i'd been banging for three in-game days suddenly asked if i'd found any clues. i had not. i was too busy trying to unlock her reverse cowgirl scene which, by the way, is locked behind a dialogue choice that makes zero sense unless you've been taking notes like a psychopath. classic visual novel bullshit.

the horror tag is doing some heavy lifting. it's not jumpscares, it's more like that feeling when you're at a party and slowly realize everyone knows a secret about you. except the secret is you're probably gonna die on fuck island. one minute you're picking which swimsuit to compliment, next minute you're reading a note that implies the last "guest" is fertilizer now. i wish the mystery paid off better, the ending i got felt like the devs ran out of budget and just said "uh, the island was a metaphor." no it wasn't, there were literal cameras, steve. anyway the sex is good, the dread is better, just don't expect closure. or a map. the island layout makes no sense, i got lost three times trying to find the beach and ended up in a scene that triggered a bad end because i was late. who schedules an orgy and doesn't send a reminder?

The first sex scene I got was with a girl who had literal cat ears and I still don't know if that's a bug or a feature. The game calls itself New Heaven but it's basically what happens when someone plays too much Sword Art Online and then decides to make a porn game about it. You're this sad office drone who saved up for a Linker System, which is just a fancy way of saying VR headset that lets you fuck in fantasy land. The whole setup is so aggressively 2016 that I almost respect it.

The personality system is where things get weirdly ambitious. 22 personality types based on your choices, and characters actually remember if you were a dick to them three conversations ago. I picked some dialogue option about being honest and suddenly the game decided I was "The Candid" type, which sounds like a shitty indie band name. The minigame is... there's a minigame. I won't explain it because I still don't understand it after three attempts. Something about tapping at the right time while a bar fills up. You know the drill. The animations are custom made which means sometimes they look genuinely good and sometimes the characters move like they're being puppeted by a drunk god. There's a codex too, logging every person and place, which feels like the developer really wanted to make a real RPG but also really wanted to show animated tits.

The writing swings wildly between "oh that's actually clever" and dialogue that reads like it was translated through three different languages before landing in English. One character told me my eyes were "like pools of forgotten tomorrows" and I had to put my phone down for a minute. The affection system means you can slowly build relationships or just be a complete degenerate, and the game doesn't really judge you either way. That's refreshing. Or maybe it's concerning. I keep going back to the cat ear girl even though her storyline makes no sense and I'm pretty sure one of her quests just loops forever. The difficulty options add some actual game to your porn game, which I guess is what the "meaningful choices" tag is about. You can fail conversations. You can miss entire character arcs. The leveling system is just numbers going up but honestly that's all I need sometimes. The fantasy MMO setting is paper thin but the character designs are memorable enough that I remember their names, which is more than I can say for most games in this genre.

The whole thing feels like someone animated a series of very specific, very private Polaroids and forgot to add a back button. Lustful Years, right. You click around, make choices, and suddenly you're watching a scene unfold that you definitely didn't discuss in HR orientation. The protagonist, she's got this look. Not a polished, airbrushed look. More like she just woke up and remembered she left the front door unlocked. That kind of vulnerability. It works.

Spent an absurd amount of time on one dialogue tree with a character whose name I've already forgotten. He was leaning against a doorframe, talking about something mundane, and the whole time I'm just staring at the weird shadow his collar cast on his neck. It was slightly off, a little jagged. Couldn't focus on the "difficult choice" he was presenting because that shadow was living its own life. The oral scenes are direct. No coy camera pans to a flickering fireplace. You get what you clicked for, and the sound design, which is mostly just wet, rhythmic clicks, is strangely hypnotic. Like a leaky faucet you can't be bothered to fix.

Then there's a blowjob sequence that starts with an almost clinical framing, like a diagram, before the animation loops into something more frantic. The vaginal scenes have this weird physics to them, a bounce that defies anatomy but somehow feels more honest than the overly smooth stuff in bigger titles. It's like the developer focused all their energy on the exact moment of impact and let everything else, like the background or the guy's expression, just sort of exist in a low-poly limbo. You'll pick a lover, they'll break your heart or whatever the description promised, but the real story is in the jittery way a hand lands on a hip. That's the stuff that sticks.

The blood spatter effect is genuinely terrible. Like someone just dragged a red smear tool across the screen in MS Paint and called it a day. I spent way too long staring at it, wondering if the dev even owns a tablet. The rest of the art though, the character designs, they have this rough, almost uncomfortable quality that fits the gothic demon stuff perfectly. It’s not polished, it’s jagged, and it makes the nudes feel more raw than sexy. Which is the point, I think.

The sound design is just a low hum and some wet noises. No voice acting, which is a crime for a visual novel about supernatural domination. You’re telling me a demon with superpowers who’s about to tear your soul out wouldn’t have something terrifying to whisper? Missed opportunity. But the silence, the empty air between dialogue choices, it builds a weird pressure. I clicked through a scene where a character’s bisexual awakening gets violently interrupted by a survival horror moment, and the lack of music made my own apartment feel too quiet. I had to open a window.

The pacing is like a party where someone spikes the punch but you don’t know who. One minute you’re in a slow, erotic visual novel conversation, the next you’re making a choice that gets someone’s throat ripped out. The domination themes aren’t just kink, they’re the core mechanic. You crave, you submit, or you die. I got a bad ending because I thought picking the submissive dialogue would unlock a scene, but no, the demon just laughed and the screen went black. The heterosexual and bisexual paths seem to blur together in the gothic setting, which is interesting. It’s all about power, not labels. The nsfw content is explicit but never feels like a reward. It’s a trap. I’m still not sure if the clunky UI is a bug or a feature to make you feel helpless. Probably a bug. I don’t care. I need to see the other endings now.

I keep thinking about the scene where you first meet your daughter again after centuries. She's not scared, not exactly. She's disappointed. That hits harder than any fang scene in this whole bloody mess of a game. The First Beings isn't trying to be your typical vampire smut, even though it definitely has the graphic violence and the sex scenes that'll make you glance at your door.

The writing is deliberately rough around the edges, like someone's actual journal rather than a polished novel. Sometimes the dialogue loops weirdly, and I got stuck on one choice screen for way too long because the options were basically "be a monster" or "be slightly less of a monster but still pretty terrible." The fear/love system sounds clever on paper but in practice it feels like you're just picking which flavor of trauma to inflict on your progeny. I don't know if that's intentional or not.

The lore dumps about The Hidden, your secret lineage or whatever, can get tedious. I found myself clicking through paragraphs about ancient bloodlines while waiting for the next actually interesting bit. But then there's this moment with your former equal, the one you raised children with before everything fell apart. The sexual tension there is thick enough to choke on, and the game doesn't shy away from making it properly explicit when things finally boil over. Full nudity, detailed acts, the works. It's hot in that uncomfortable way where you're not sure if you should be enjoying it given the context.

The monster designs are genuinely unsettling, which makes the romance options feel even weirder. You're supposed to be this ancient terror who shaped civilizations with blood and fear, but now you're just... tired. The game asks if redemption is possible for something like you. I kept choosing the brutal options because honestly, the restraint path felt fake. Like putting a leash on a hurricane. But maybe that says more about me than the game. The mystery elements work better than the relationship stuff, which is backwards from what I expected going in.