Vault’s falling apart, gene pool is trash, everyone’s a bit fucked in the head and somehow you’re the only guy who still gets hard like clockwork. That’s pretty much the vibe here and honestly I liked it way more than I expected. It feels like some horny version of crawling out of a bunker with a clipboard in one hand and your dick as the main quest item. You wake up in this half-dead shelter where the population chart looks like a flatline, Overseer throws responsibility at you, then the story just shrugs and goes “ok then, start breeding or we’re done.” No fake hero speech, just “fuck or extinction.” Very relatable mood. The tone is weirdly casual about stuff that’s actually dark as hell. Kinda funny, kinda wrong, which is exactly my thing.

All the girls look like wasteland didn’t touch the boobs at all, just everything else. Big tits, tight bodies, some scars, some crazy eyes, like the apocalypse left only the porn parts working at 100%. Half of them want to use you, half of them end up getting owned, and sometimes both in the same scene. You go on these runs outside, pick up supplies, run into raiders or sad ruins, and somewhere between violence and bad jokes there’s you stuffing some poor bastard into chains or negotiating with your cock. The slave angle hits hard here, not soft “romantic corruption” bullshit. You get situations where you collar someone after beating the shit out of the gang they ran with, then you see her sucking you off in your vault a bit later like this is just daily work. No sugarcoating, just “you belong here now, on your knees.” It’s rough, oral feels hungry, anal scenes don’t treat asses as something to protect, more like extra storage slot. On a good day you’re organizing vault rooms, on a bad day you’re choosing if the new toy sleeps in a bed or on cold floor and then fucking her like the answer doesn’t matter anyway. And the parody stuff hits nice too, just enough Fallout references to laugh without turning the whole thing into a meme toilet.

What surprised me most is how often the game lets you be an asshole without slapping your hand. You can dominate hard, push them down, fuck them stupid, and the world just keeps rolling like that’s normal. And somehow the same story occasionally tries to pretend it has some kind of “moral choice” system and then instantly rewards the cruel path with a nastier scene which, of course, I clicked. The fights are basic but they actually matter because losing sometimes means your own people get used like meat and it stings in the right way. I kept thinking “ok, this is too much” and then clicked the filthiest dialog option again because self control is clearly not my highest stat. There is one tiny thing that annoyed me: the font in some menus looks like it came from a high school project and every time I open that screen I hate it, then totally forget it the moment somebody is gagging on my cock. I wish the vault management was a bit more insane, like more punishments tied to resources, but honestly if they touch it too much they’ll probably ruin whatever strange balance it already has. The pacing jumps from soft talk in the vault to bullets and broken bones outside faster than my VPN drops connection. It shouldn’t work. It does. The game treats repopulating humanity like one long, dirty joke at the end of the world, and I kept laughing while I was jerking off, which feels exactly correct for this mess.

Henry’s Adventures looks like one of those silly fantasy porn games you open “just to check” and then suddenly you’re three villages away from home, your dick hurts and your tea got cold. It starts almost too simple: small mountain village, horny young guy who clearly thinks with the wrong head, that kind of classic setup. But the way the game treats the world around him feels more like a messy roadtrip than a polished epic. You’re walking around as this clueless but kind of charming muscle boy, and everywhere you go there is someone with big tits, big ass or big teeth wanting something from you. Sometimes gold, sometimes help, sometimes just your cock. The first time I wandered into the forest and met that pale vampire chick in the ruined chapel, I actually paused Spotify, because the scene went from goofy to “oh, ok, I’m actually into this” very fast. She starts teasing Henry, hand on his chest, fangs near his neck, and the animation for the handjob that follows is way too smooth for a game that looks kind of rough in the menus. You can see her smirk slightly change when he’s getting close, and then she just goes down on him like she’s starving after a week without blood. I swear I rewatched that loop like five times, which is embarrassing, but whatever.

The funny part is that the game tries to pretend it’s about “adventure” but every second quest somehow ends with some monster girl or elf on her knees. One moment you’re helping an orc with some “trade problem” and two clicks later his huge green buddy is holding an elf girl from behind, and you get dragged into a threesome like this is the most normal thing in the village. There’s one scene where an orc and Henry share this dark skinned girl with ridiculous curves, he’s doing her pussy from behind while she’s sucking the orc, and the camera just sits there focusing on her ass bouncing and the cum dripping after the creampie in a way that feels way too obsessed. And I loved that. But also I hated it because I’m on my phone in the bus, playing this in the browser, and suddenly there’s animated full screen oral sex with sloppy sounds and I’m trying to pretend I’m just checking WhatsApp. Controls on mobile are fine, but menus feel like they were made by someone who tested them only on their desktop and never touched a touchscreen in their life. Text sometimes has this weird Engrish vibe, like “you help me, I reward with my body” which made me laugh, but also, yeah, that’s exactly what I came for. The pacing is like a drunk party: sometimes you wander forever with almost no lewd payoff, then in five minutes you get a vampire blowjob, an elf riding you, and a monster girl with muscles pinning Henry down while she milks him with her hand. I opened it thinking “ok, quick fap, soft stuff” and ended up actually caring if this idiot ever makes it out of the mountains without getting sucked dry by every race in the damn kingdom.

Thief of Hearts feels like some horny Ocean’s Eleven fanfic written by a guy who got distracted by tits halfway through the script, and I mean that in a good way and also not. You play this sneaky little bastard, young dude running around a city that looks expensive but somehow everyone forgets to close their curtains, so voyeur stuff keeps falling into your lap. One moment you plan a heist, next moment you’re peeking through a window watching a milf in tight yoga pants bend over the couch, and the game just lets you sit there and masturbate instead of doing your job. It really fits if you’re poly like me, because the story never pretends you should “pick one girl” and be all loyal. You flirt with the team, you fuck around at school, you get handjobs in cars, then go home and end up groping someone in the hallway who absolutely should not be that into you. And yeah, the incest angle is there, not even trying to be subtle. Those scenes hit harder because the models have these big soft asses and boobs that bounce just enough during animated stripping and oral scenes that you kind of forget the plot for a bit. Or for a lot.

The heist part surprised me, even if it’s not super deep. You actually stop fapping for a second to plan small jobs with your crew, picking which girl comes with you. One time I chose the big tit hacker chick only because I wanted to stare at her ass in the alley, and the game punished me by giving a longer stealth scene where she keeps whispering in my ear and teasing like “don’t get caught, or I’ll have to punish you later” while she presses against you. Of course later “punish” means she pushes you into a dark room, drops to her knees and gives sloppy oral while you try not to alert the guards. Completely unrealistic, I loved it. Another run I went more “team leader” style, tried to be nice to everyone, and suddenly I was in a group sex scene on a stolen penthouse balcony, with two girls fighting over who gets the load, one jerking me while the other rides my face, and somewhere in the background the city lights are flickering like they’re watching too. The 3dcg is uneven sometimes, some faces look a bit weird from certain angles, but then you get a shot of a milf leaning over a desk in a school office, blouse open, bra half off, your hand sliding up under her skirt, and it just works. The animation during groping and teasing is slow and mean, lots of close-ups of fingers pressing into soft skin. Only thing that annoyed me was this tiny thing with the phone interface inside the game, you can scroll messages but there’s this stupid little delay that drives me crazy and I keep thinking it will be fixed, but it never is and I still check it every time like an idiot.

What I liked is that the game never really punishes you for being greedy with affection. You can hook up with the dangerous gang girl, then go back to your school club and let the shy one give you a handjob under the table, then later in the shower at home you replay the whole day in your head and jerk off again while the camera lingers on your cum sliding down her chin from the earlier blowjob. There are voyeur bits where you “accidentally” see two women in the same family making out and stripping for each other, touching big asses, fingers between thighs, while your character is hiding and breathing heavy, and you decide if you just watch or jump in. Sometimes the writing tries to be all serious about crime and morals, but five minutes later you’re balls deep in someone on the sofa, her tits bouncing all over, and any talk about “right and wrong” just disappears. It’s messy, horny, a bit fucked up, and honestly perfect for people like me who don’t want to choose one romance route and pretend we’re pure. The game lets you be a charming poly slut thief with a weakness for big tits and bad decisions, and then pretends it’s all about “character development” while you are busy pressing every teasing, stripping and sex option you see.

This one starts with probably the most pathetic and somehow legendary death scene I’ve seen in an ero game. Guy literally goes out trying to break his own jerk-off record, fails the math, and taps out at 100 instead of 99. It’s stupid, it’s crass, it made me laugh out loud and also think “yeah, that voice actor had fun with this.” The narrator for that opening bit sells the exhaustion so well, you can almost hear the dry hand and the empty lotion bottle on the table. He sounds like he’s been edging since lunchtime. Nice raspy breathing, a little too much fake choking, but I’ll allow it.

Then boom, fantasy world, isekai style. The tone flips but not into “serious hero” stuff, more like horny RPG parody. The MC gets this ridiculous power called “Baby Seeds” that basically turns him into a walking cum-buff machine. And the game really leans into it. Every time he uses it on one of the girls, there’s this very short, very dirty reaction line. The elf girl does these breathy little moans that start way too polite, like she’s reading a recipe, then halfway through she suddenly breaks character and you hear the actress finally loosen up. I replayed that scene a few times just to hear where her voice cracks when the buff hits.

There’s a MILF warrior with huge tits who sounds like she’s trying to stay in “mom” mode while getting railed against a tree by a dude 10 levels lower than her. Her “I’ll protect you” battle voice and her “you better fill me up, boy” sex voice are hilariously close, like the VA recorded them on the same day with one coffee. Sometimes the timing is a bit off, like she moans before the thrust animation even starts, which kills the rhythm, but when it lines up, the whole mix is actually kinda hot. The oral scenes have nice wet sounds, though the slurping is strangely quiet on Firefox and louder on Chrome, and it annoyed me enough that I checked my headphones like three times and then just gave up adjusting anything.

The monster girl and the flat-chested one are more hit or miss. The tiny one tries this squeaky “I’m innocent but not really” thing, but she slips into a normal tone randomly mid-moan, then jumps back up again. It’s messy, but there’s some charm in that, like a fan project that got actual horny people instead of bored professionals. The furry-ish scenes are short, more teasing than full-on filth, but the growls layered with the blowjob grunts are… yeah, that works. And the MC himself is not just a silent dick. He groans, talks crap, acts like a smug dom sometimes, especially when he’s using the magic buffs to “help” the party girls level up by pumping them full. Some of his lines land, others sound like they were written at 4 in the morning by someone very thirsty and very proud of the word “seed.” I kind of hate it, kind of love it, and I’m still hearing his stupid “You want my power? Then take it all” in my head while I’m scrolling Twitter.

Imagine loading this up after a long day, brain half-melted, and suddenly you’re getting dragged into a “date” with D.Va that feels like someone mixed a cheesy dating sim, a porn comic and one of those horny chat logs you regret reading, but keep scrolling anyway. You start with that cute idol-gamer vibe, all neon colors and fake innocence, and before you realise, the game is already poking at you: are you going to be the sweet guy trying to charm her, or the creep who’s low-key thrilled that she can be pushed, teased, blackmailed, dragged into the mess with you. It looks harmless at first. She smiles, you pick a flirty line, maybe you focus on her gamer side, maybe you go straight to “I want to see your ass in that bodysuit” because self-control is for other people. The tone can switch really fast from romantic to filthy, and I kinda liked that whiplash.

One thing I enjoyed is how your small choices actually feel dirty. Like, you’re sitting there picking if you compliment her skills or stare at her thighs, and each click nudges her personality. Be too soft and she turns into this clingy romance route, kissing, handholding, slow teasing, lesbian curiosity when another girl appears on-screen and they start “practicing” on each other while you’re just watching like a perv. Go harsher and you end up with her on her knees, drool and mascara, taking rough oral, gagging, getting her face painted in bukkake scenes that almost feel too intimate because of the POV angle. There is a moment where you can force her into public stuff, like twisted exhibitionism in a place that is way too bright, and I actually paused for a second, then clicked anyway. Of course I did. Some branches are straight humiliation: you talk her into sending vids, then use them to corner her, pushing her into group sex while she tries to pretend she’s still in control, ahegao face and all. And then, in another branch, you’re gently rubbing her legs, playing with her feet, she blushes, gives you this shy footjob that somehow feels more embarrassing than the multiple penetration route later on. Also, whoever animated the anal scenes clearly has issues, in a good way.

The game loves fucking with you emotionally too. There’s a whole netorare angle where you think you’re the one corrupting her, then suddenly there’s this interracial gangbang route and you’re basically reduced to a background prop while she rides other guys, moaning your name sometimes, sometimes not. It stings a bit, not gonna lie, and the messed up thing is that it’s hot. One ending even has you treat her like a proper girlfriend, lots of cuddling, cute dates, phone calls, light masturbation scenes where she streams to you only, vibrator buzzing under the desk while she’s talking about ranked matches, and you’re like “ah, this is wholesome” until she shows up later covered in cum in a totally different path and you remember what kind of game this is. The writing is simple, not trying to be clever, just straight to the point with teasing, groping, toys, creampie close-ups that go on long enough you start noticing tiny details. Sometimes the pacing feels weird, like it jumps too quickly from playful flirting to choking and sexual harassment, and I wish there was one extra beat of build-up, but whatever, my hand was already busy. The point and click stuff is easy, you wander through her room, poke at random objects, trigger scenes, stumble into a foot fetish moment when you only wanted to open a drawer. I actually got stuck once because I kept replaying a specific oral scene instead of moving forward. The multiple endings are fun to chase, even when you end up as the pathetic voyeur watching her fuck somebody else. That’s kind of the charm: you’re never fully sure if you’re the protagonist or just a camera with a hard-on.

Chicago in this game feels dirty in a good way. Not just “oh look, old cars and hats”, but the kind of dirty where you can almost smell cheap whiskey and sex sweat behind a club’s red curtain. You start as this young guy trying to crawl into the local mafia mess, and the story keeps asking you who you really want to be. A smooth talker that smiles while putting a bullet in someone’s back, or a straight up psycho that lets his cock and his gun make the decisions. Half the time I was clicking thinking “ok, this choice is just flavor”, and then suddenly a character hates you forever or opens her legs for you in a later scene because of one thing you said three scenes before. It feels like the game remembers that time you chose to keep your dick in your pants when you could have forced yourself on a drunk hostess, and later she’s the one on her knees, voluntarily, sucking you off in the back room while the band is playing upstairs and her husband is literally guarding the door for you like an idiot.

The older women here are the real treasure. There is a married milf running one of the speakeasies who acts all classy, pearls and perfect hair, but if you play your choices right, you can drag her into her tiny office, sit in her chair like you own the place, and make her kneel between your legs. The animation where she hesitates for half a second, then opens her mouth and you just push her head down, that one got me. She gags on your cock, mascara a bit messy, and you can decide if you treat her like a secret lover or like a convenient whore. It is not some soft romantic blowjob either. Teeth almost scraping, drool on your balls, your hand in her hair while you talk calmly about business with her gangster husband outside the door, planning a robbery. And the game actually lets you be a cold bastard and then go home and jerk off thinking about it, or feel a bit guilty and try to protect her from the mess you pulled her into. There is one path where she calls you in the middle of a big crime deal, crying that her kid might have seen something, and you have to choose between handling the cops or handling your horny conscience. Funny thing, I wanted to be the big bad mobster, but I still found myself sitting there, dick in hand, actually thinking about consequences like some moral philosopher with cum on his fingers.

What surprised me is how often masturbation itself is part of the story instead of just a “you failed, go jerk off alone” scene. Your protagonist can end up back in his shitty room, covered in street dust, replaying the way a club singer licked her lips around her cigarette, and you get this little animated loop of him stroking his cock while the city noises drift in from the window. Or he sneaks into the office early and finds a hidden photo of the boss’s wife, legs half open, and you can choose to jerk off right there on the wood desk, risk getting caught, or keep it in your pocket as blackmail. Maybe I am weird, but that felt more real than some of the actual sex. Also, the crime stuff is not just background. One wrong choice, you blow a deal with the mafia, and suddenly that milf that used to suck you off is pretending she doesn’t know you while you sit in the bar alone, horny and kind of humiliated. The game is horny but also a bit cruel like that. I liked it. I hated it. I kept clicking.

Mike Oxmaul. Yeah, the name already tells you what kind of dumb horny energy this whole thing is on. He’s a uni kid who’s short in all the ways that hurt a guy’s ego, stuck in a campus full of walking sex symbols and thirsty weirdos, and the whole game just kind of laughs at him while also giving him way too many chances to fuck his way into trouble. On the surface it looks like a chill dating sim sandbox, you wander around, bump into people, poke your nose where it shouldn’t go, but it keeps swerving between “wholesome romance” and “oh wow this is actually kind of filthy” so fast that at some point I just stopped pretending I’d pick the pure routes. One scene you’re trying to hold a semi-normal conversation with a shy virgin classmate, next scene you’re hiding in a locker watching a milf prof get pounded and arguing with yourself if voyeurism counts as studying. It absolutely doesn’t, but Mike will call it research anyway.

What actually sells it is how every choice feels like you’re digging your own grave while laughing. Take the whole cheating and netorare side of it. It starts small, just flirty texts with someone who’s “totally single, promise”, then suddenly you’re the side guy, getting your dick sucked in a campus bathroom while her actual boyfriend is sending her wholesome goodnight messages. Then later, you stumble into a scene where she’s getting used like a toy by some bigger guy and Mike is just there, humiliated, half turned on, half destroyed. The game doesn’t break into a speech about morals, it just sits there like, “yeah, you clicked those options, buddy.” Same with the humiliation and sissification bits: one minute he’s posturing as the big man, next he’s on his knees with a collar on, getting teased by a smug futa or a cruel domme who reads him like a therapist with a strap-on. And the teasing never stops at just “handjob and done”, it loves to drag it out, edging, groping, footjobs that last way too long while he’s trying to focus on some fake “group project” nobody is actually doing. There’s this dumb but brilliant running gag where he keeps telling himself he’s not into being dominated, right after he just licked someone’s toes while they call him “good little toy”. Completely believable, honestly.

Campus life here is like porn Twitter and a bad hentai subreddit crashed into a school setting and no one cleaned up the mess. You’ve got big tit milfs leaking through their shirts, students flashing panties out of nowhere, exhibitionism that’s basically a sport, and then in the middle of that, a random furry girl trying to act like this is a normal dating sim route. Oh, and the lactation and pregnancy stuff? It creeps in slowly. First it’s just “wow, big tits, they bounce”, then there’s a titfuck scene, then some milky blowjob, and Mike’s POV camera is way too close, like the game itself is horny and can’t hold the phone steady. The group sex bits go from clumsy fantasy to full-on bukkake piles, where you’re half lost in bodies and lube and some trans/futa character is absolutely stealing the whole show. The writing will crack a joke, you laugh, and then three seconds later your dick is out again, like, how did we get from banter to anal creampie and sex toys in the ass this fast. Honestly, the only thing that annoyed me was this one looping animation I saw in like three different scenes; every time it popped up again I got irrationally angry and still didn’t skip, which kind of says a lot. It all feels messy, horny, slightly mean, sometimes unexpectedly sweet, and always just a little bit too real about how a guy who’s “coming up short” somehow keeps ending knee-deep in prostitution side gigs, interracial threesomes, and being used as a fuckable stress ball by people way more confident than him. I kept telling myself I’d go for the romance routes and then found myself watching from the closet while someone else made the girl ahegao. Perfectly terrible decisions all the way down.

You wake up in this tiny nowhere town with a headache, a hard-on, and rumors about you already flying around like horny pigeons. Nobody knows you, but somehow everyone "heard" what you did on the road before getting here. The weird part is that the road back is just gone. Like someone took a big rubber plug and shoved it into reality. You try to shrug it off and just walk around, and then suddenly you’re flirting with a grinning innkeeper, getting your crotch squeezed under the counter, and the next second you’re back in your room, clothes fixed, body sticky, and nobody remembers shit. They smile like nothing happened. You feel used and turned on and a bit lost, in that good porn game way.

The whole thing plays like a horny Groundhog Day where the town is your sex toy. You talk to a guy once and he’s shy and sweet, then talk to him again after you push his buttons and suddenly he’s pressing you to the wall in an alley, hand down your pants, fingers around your cock, whispering trash in your ear while a dog with way too much interest in your ass watches from the corner. Sometimes the dog joins. Sometimes that cute dog isn’t really a dog anymore. Bodies shift, ears grow, tails flick, fur comes out where there was skin. The game doesn’t shy about it at all. You can be pinned down by something half-man half-beast and feel your own body twist, stretch, open in ways that low-key made me pause my Spotify and just… stare. One route I got my ass wrecked in a barn by a "stable boy" that clearly was not fully human, and when he finished inside, the next morning my reflection already had subtle changes. Slightly sharper teeth, a tail I swear wasn’t there earlier, and this dull ache in my spine that felt like a half-finished transformation. I kinda hated it and loved it, like when you buy too many cute plushies and have no shelf space but still do it.

There is this constant push and pull between control and being totally owned. You can walk around, pick where to go first, stalk the alleys or the forest edge, tease guys, act nice, act like a slut, but then, when you run your energy too low, the town bites back. Someone drags you into a shadowy corner, palms on your chest, fingers digging into your nipples, another hand already working your zipper. One time a beast-man pushed my face down, made me suck him until my throat hurt, then flipped me and fucked my ass hard enough I thought my keyboard might break from how stiff I was sitting. Creampie is like the town’s signature, to be honest; they keep filling you up, and those sticky endings actually matter because they twist the story branches in quiet ways. Some nights you wake up with your hole still sore, remembering the anal, but the NPC just greets you like "oh, good morning traveler," while his eyes linger a bit too long on your hips. It’s creepy and hot. There’s bondage too, when you let the wrong guy "help" you rest. One scene had me chained, gagged, with a furry stranger licking me open, then one after another using me while my character pretends to resist and obviously doesn’t. I kinda wish the groping system had more variety, like different reactions when they grab your ass in public, but the game just throws you into the next pervy loop instead and I gave up caring. You can end up corrupted, become more dominant yourself, or just stay the town’s pretty toy, and those different endings sneak up on you. One run I walked out of town as something not fully human anymore. Another I never left, just stayed there as the locals’ favorite cumdump, smiling like it’s normal. I forgot what I wanted to say about that, but anyway, the whole place feels like a cursed porno dream that keeps restarting until you’re too fucked to remember how it was before.

This thing is basically “what if Han Solo was a shameless asshole who only hunts evil MILFs and monster chicks” and then somebody actually made a horny game out of it. Story is simple as hell on paper: you’re a space bounty hunter, chasing down dangerous women across weird planets and stations, getting paid, getting laid, occasionally getting your face sat on by something with horns and glowing eyes. It sounds stupid, and it kind of is, but in that late-night Pornhub-on-a-second-monitor while you half scroll Twitter way. The tone jumps from trashy space opera to straight-up porn setup in about two clicks. One minute you’re arguing with some high elf crime boss about a smuggling route, next scene she’s on her knees in some neon-lit cargo bay, ears twitching while you make her “apologize” with her mouth.

What I like is that the game doesn’t pretend the protagonist is some deep, tortured soul. He’s a walking cock with a blaster who talks too much. Total male-dom vibe, but not in the fake nice way. You’re in control most of the time: pushing a milf officer up against a window, deciding if you finish inside her to “send a message” or pull out just to piss her off; pinning a four-armed alien girl on the lab table while the AI in the room casually throws one-liners in the background. And yeah, there’s an actual AI in the ship that generates different CG variations as you go, which weirdly fits the sci-fi thing instead of feeling like some cheap filter. Faces change from smug to totally wrecked, little details like smeared lipstick after a rushed blowjob in a maintenance shaft, the wet shine when you finally creampie that smug space witch who spent three scenes mocking you. It’s all kinda messy in a good way. The comedy hits and misses though. Some of the “haha, you fucked the monster girl” jokes feel like they were written on Discord in five minutes, and there’s one line about “galactic tax forms” I still hate for no real reason. I keep thinking about it and it annoys me every single time I replay that path, but I never skip it either.

The fantasy and sci-fi blend is where it gets weirdly fun. One bounty has you tracking a milf sorceress who somehow lives on a high-tech station but still uses magic runes, like someone threw Skyrim and Mass Effect in one blender and forgot to put the lid on. You chase her through dark corridors, she keeps teleporting away, and when you finally corner her in some ritual chamber, she tries to curse you with this glowing circle on the floor. You just step in, walk through it like “nope,” and grab her by the throat. That moment where the game lets you choose between making her stroke you off slowly with magic restraints or going straight for raw vaginal sex while the runes flicker out, that’s peak “this is so dumb, I love it.” Same thing with the monster girls. There’s a spider-type milf that freaked me out at first, but then the CG zooms in on her human half while she’s riding you, webs everywhere, and suddenly it’s hot in this “I shouldn’t like this” way. And of course, the game will casually throw in the main guy masturbating in the cockpit while listening to intercepted calls from a target, like that’s just a normal way to prep for a job. It kind of is here. If you’re expecting some safe, soft moaning background porn, nah. This is dirty talking, spit, oral scenes where you can practically feel her gag on you, and then a creampie to seal the deal while your AI complains about having to clean the ship again. There’s a small thing where the text font in one dialogue box is slightly thinner than the others and it bugs me more than any bug should, but yeah, that’s just part of the whole “slightly scuffed but horny as hell” charm this game has.