You wake up in this weird shiny void, some smug god-thing telling you that yeah, you died in the dumbest possible way and now you get a second chance in a world full of “pocket monsters”, except here nobody even pretends it’s about battles. They just look you dead in the eyes and say your sacred mission is to fuck everything that moves. And everything that doesn’t. And honestly, after the first scene with a very bored-looking Sonia leaning over you with her massive tits practically spilling out while she “checks your vitals”, you kinda stop asking questions. The game doesn’t waste time on buildup, it just throws you in as the new guy with a normal human body and a very not-normal stamina bar, surrounded by trainers and monster girls who all act like sex is just another item in the inventory. I liked that it’s all just accepted as normal, like yeah sure go jerk off in the bushes while spying on Misty and Nemona arguing over who gets first shot at your cock, nobody even blinks. There’s a bit where Hilda is pretending to “coach” you on catching, but the only thing you’re catching is her thighs closing around your head while she laughs and rides your face. I’m not complaining. I mean, I am, but not about that.

What surprised me is how the game leans into the voyeur thing. You’re always peeking, hiding behind a tree watching Jessie suck off some random grunt, or checking a holo-screen where Marnie is masturbating on camera, thinking it’s private. There’s this one repeatable event with Lopunny where you’re supposed to be “observing mating habits” and instead you just end up jerking it while she bounces on a training dummy, and if you time it wrong she actually notices and just slowly turns her head with this “really?” face before giving you a handjob anyway. It’s dumb and hot at the same time. Same with Gardevoir, she acts like this elegant lady with psychic powers and then five minutes later she has your dick floating in the air with telekinesis, stroking it while never touching you, and you’re stuck between feeling like a chosen hero and a living sex toy. There’s a titfuck scene with a big-ass MILF professor where the physics are kind of cursed, her boobs clip a bit when she pushes them together, but honestly that made it even better for me because it feels like some horny fan project that escaped a Discord server. The creampie shots are really in your face, animated with way too much attention to detail, and every time you think “ok this is the peak” the game just drops another scene where Mewscarada is riding you in the grass while you try not to laugh at her smug little smirk. I kinda wish there was less grinding for scenes on mobile and fewer taps to repeat stuff, but I also sat there on my phone in bed for way longer than I planned, replaying that one oral sex animation where Misty is pretending she hates you and still goes all the way down. It’s messy, horny, and half the time it feels like the story is just an excuse to throw you at the next pair of big tits or big ass, which is exactly the point and also totally not the point at all.

First thing that hits you here is how wrong everything feels, in a good way and in a fucked up way at the same time. You’re basically this useless, washed-out guy who suddenly lands in a Rick & Morty style universe where the ratio of tits to logic is like 100 to 1. It looks like some twisted cartoon episode that got banned from TV because every woman has an ass that could block traffic and boobs that look like gravity just gave up. You walk around town as this low-value male protagonist, broke as hell, no status, no respect, and somehow your “mission” is to bust enough nuts to get Rick to send you home. That sounds simple when you read it, but the game treats it more like a messed up life sim than instant porn delivery. You don't just click tit, get sex, roll credits. You get insulted, ignored, cockblocked, and sometimes you just grind a whole in-game day for basically a glimpse of underboob and a sarcastic comment. I kinda hated that. I also kinda loved it because it makes the moments when things finally go right feel way more filthy.

The parody angle is all over the place, but naked. You get Beth and Summer walking around like they just escaped from some “what if everyone got way too horny” fan-art Reddit thread. Beth is pure milf energy, like a walking midlife crisis with a lab coat, acting cold and smart but clearly one step away from doing something she will pretend to be “ashamed” of. Summer is that bratty, half-bored, half-horny cartoon teen that talks like a Twitch mod and dresses like she learned fashion on Instagram Reels. Sometimes they feel close to their original characters, sometimes the game just says “fuck it” and makes them sex-obsessed caricatures, and honestly I didn’t mind. Dialog feels janky, sometimes translated weird, sometimes actually really funny, and then you get a line that sounds like it was written at 4 in the morning and nobody checked it. But that rough feeling kind of fits the whole trashy energy. The sandbox rpg structure lets you wander around, hit the gym, get humiliated by a gym bunny with thighs like a vice, talk to a corrupt cop with tits almost popping out of her uniform, do random jobs on your phone, unlock events bit by bit. On mobile it plays dangerously well, like “I'll just do one more scene” and then suddenly your dick hurts and your battery is at 3%. Sex scenes mostly go straight for vaginal stuff, no romantic bullshit, just you finally convincing, tricking or earning your way between big cartoon legs. Some scenes feel like the dev actually thought about pacing, building the tension, showing you the ass and tits from teasing angles before actually letting you go in. Then the next scene is just “yep, she rides you now, enjoy” with zero buildup. It’s chaotic. It’s also what made it stick in my head after closing the browser, that messy mix of humiliation, power fantasy and stupid horny comedy. If you play, take your time, click everything, fail a bit, let the blue balls build up, then cash in those scenes when you’re really on edge, because this thing hits way harder when you don’t rush it.

The whole thing feels like someone took a horny fanfic about a certain blue-suited mecha girl and then asked, “ok but what if her nice boyfriend stopped being nice on purpose?” You start as this regular dude, Thomas or whatever name you slap on him, already living the nerd fantasy: you share a bed with a national hero, watch her stream, she smiles at you, she kinda trusts you. She thinks you are the safe option. Then that stupid mail shows up and suddenly you are the corrupting influence in the apartment, not the world-saving sidekick. I actually laughed when the game pretends for five minutes that you might resist. You won’t. The design here is simple: take a cheerful idol-like heroine, then very slowly turn her into something that would get a Twitch channel banned in seconds.

What kept me playing was not the sex at first, it was the mental gymnastics. The game tries to justify your choices, like “you are helping her explore”, while you are literally pushing her into cheating, exhibition, and worse. She does the whole ahegao, drooling, tongue out thing in public places while your guy smiles like he is comparing phone plans. There is this early scene where you convince her that fan service is good for her popularity, so the first time she goes a bit too far on stream, just bending over too low, it still feels almost innocent. Then later you have her kneeling between your legs under the desk, still with that gamer headset on, and her chat is spamming emotes, and that is when the moral part hits. Your character calls it “content”. You call it a blowjob. The game does not punish you for it. That is the interesting problem for me. It lets you be the one who crosses the line again and again, and at some point you stop noticing where the line was.

Sex scenes are a mix of dumb comedy and real kink. One moment she is whining because the buttplug is “too big, you perv”, next moment she is rocking on it during a ranked match because you set a stupid rule about losing = spanking. Oral, anal, toys, a bit of choking, more spanking than necessary, some swinging flavor when other people get involved and pretend it is all just fun between adults. The humiliation is not only about making her blush, it is social. You drag her into situations where someone might see, and often they actually do. Those bits hurt more than any paddle. There is a very on-brand Overwatch parody vibe, but not careful enough to feel safe, like the dev is giggling while changing just enough details. I kind of wish the boyfriend had one moment of real guilt, but he mostly levels up into more creative male domination, turning “perfect girlfriend” into your trained little content machine. And yeah, the game plays it like a joke, but somewhere under the ahegao faces and dumb memes there is this quiet question: when you teach someone to like their own degradation, are you really loving them, or just rearranging them into a sex toy that says “oppa” when you press the right button. No answer given. It just hands you another scene.

I didn’t expect *My Harem Academia* to actually take itself half-seriously, but weirdly it kinda does, in that “we know this is dumb, but also we care” way that only parody hentai games pull off. The humor hits different - like someone who’s been online too long wrote the script between horny breakdowns. You play this knockoff hero trainee who’s supposed to save the school, but let’s be honest, the only thing getting saved is your stamina bar. Everyone’s wearing those too-tight “hero uniforms” that are basically excuses for boob physics, and yet the writing sometimes just... swerves into emotional territory? Like, one minute you’re clicking through a blowjob scene behind the gym, the next you’re stuck thinking, damn, this girl’s actually carrying trauma. It’s messy and that’s why it works.

The pacing’s all over the place, which kinda helps. The visual novel parts drag just enough for you to notice how weirdly real the characters’ awkwardness feels - especially when you realize you’ve been reading dialogue about quirks and power-ups while someone’s moaning in the background. I wish the humor leaned even harder into absurdity though. There’s this one bit where you’re supposed to “train” your classmates for a mission, and it’s just a thin excuse for a gangbang route. Funny at first, then absurd, then... fine, kind of hot. I mean, it does parody itself mid-scene - there’s literally a line about “genre tropes” right before someone gets railed on a desk. That’s the sort of self-awareness you don’t see in every parody game. Still, the UI’s clunky, and I swear the text box sometimes just refuses to keep up, like it’s embarrassed for you.

What really surprised me, though, is how the game doesn’t care if you’re laughing or jerking off or both. It lives in that liminal space of horny irony, where you can’t tell if the devs are pervs or geniuses. Probably both. I’d love a DLC that just goes full meta - like, let the heroine break the fourth wall while she’s, uh, busy. I’d play that. Or not play it. Whatever.

Man, this is one weird fucking tech demo that somehow manages to be both frustrating and oddly compelling at the same time. You're basically this dude wandering around what feels like a broken RPG where everyone's stuck in NPC mode - they just stand there doing their programmed routines until you click the right spots or say the magic words. But here's where it gets interesting: you can bypass all that bullshit and just... do stuff to them anyway. The elf chick by the fountain? She'll keep talking about fetch quests while you're literally groping her tits. It's like the game world doesn't give a shit about consent mechanics, which is both the whole point and kinda unsettling if you think about it too hard.

The art's decent enough - nothing groundbreaking but the monster girls look fuckable and the animations don't make your eyes bleed. There's this one scene with a demon girl where she's going through her dialogue tree about needing rare herbs while you're balls deep in her ass, and she just keeps talking like nothing's happening. It's absurd but somehow works? The oral scenes are probably the best animated ones, especially when you get the exhibitionism stuff going in the town square. Everyone just walks by like it's Tuesday. Actually, wait - I think I complained about the dialogue being repetitive but honestly some of the NPC responses when you interrupt their scripts are pretty funny.

Look, it's clearly unfinished and rough around the edges. The point-and-click interface feels clunky sometimes, and there's this annoying bug where characters get stuck mid-animation. But there's something genuinely unique about the whole "reality doesn't apply to the player" concept that kept me clicking around longer than I expected. It's like playing god in the horniest possible way, which... yeah, that's probably the appeal right there.

I played *House of Shinobi* last week after a friend on Discord wouldn’t stop calling it “the filthiest Naruto fanfic that somehow got a save system.” Honestly, he was right but also totally wrong. It’s not *just* smut - though, yeah, it’s drenched in that. There’s this weird emotional weight hiding under all the cum jokes and corrupted kunoichi moaning your name. I kept thinking about it like one of those tragic romance arcs from old-school anime, but someone swapped every tearful confession for a scene where someone gets spanked until they forget their own jutsu. And yet, somehow, it works. Kind of. Sometimes.

There’s a scene with Hinata that hit me harder than I expected - no pun intended. She’s torn between shame and devotion, and the writing actually slows down enough that you feel her confusion. It’s messy, like real people are messy. I won’t lie, the voice acting made me laugh at first (it’s that AI-generated kind where every breath sounds slightly too close to the mic), but midway through I stopped noticing. Maybe I got too into it. Or I just got numb. Hard to tell. Then there’s Tsunade, who’s portrayed like some mix of your mom, your boss, and your worst fantasy - she’s terrifying and sexy and completely unhinged. The domination scenes with her feel almost too personal, like the devs poured their weirdest dream straight into the code and didn’t care who saw it.

The sandbox part? I barely used it. I got stuck replaying the same sequence with Ino because her corruption arc just *feels* like something out of a doomed romance. I kept wondering if the devs actually understand shame or if they just fetishize it. Probably both. And that’s fine. The game pretends to be about power, but it’s really about the loss of control - yours, theirs, everyone’s. It’s gross and hot and awkward and sometimes boring. Like love, I guess.

This Invincible parody throws you straight into an empire's boots - you're basically playing the bad guy superhero whose job is conquering Earth one horny encounter at a time. The dystopian twist? Your "heroic" mission involves enslaving the entire planet, starting with corrupting your local high school before moving up the food chain to actual superheroes and villains.

The sandbox mechanics let you approach conquest however you want. Mind control works great on those busty MILFs who think they're running the show, while blackmail opens different doors with the superhero crowd. Combat feels surprisingly decent for what's essentially a fuck-everything simulator - though honestly, most fights end with your enemies getting dominated in ways that have nothing to do with traditional victory. The animation quality bounces around like my framerate on integrated graphics. Some scenes look smooth as butter, others feel like they're running through molasses. RPG elements add depth beyond just clicking through sex scenes, but the progression can drag when you're stuck grinding reputation points to unlock the next big-titted target.

Voyeurism and exhibitionism mechanics actually tie into the corruption system pretty well - watching builds up intel while public displays cement your dominance. The BDSM content ranges from light spanking to full-blown humiliation scenarios that'd make a seasoned dominatrix blush. Anal scenes pack serious heat, especially with the toy integration, though the vaginal content feels more vanilla by comparison. What really sells the experience is how each conquest feeds into your growing empire - corrupt a teacher, gain access to more students; dominate a superhero, unlock their nemesis. The creampie animations hit different when they're marking another victory in your planetary takeover. Sure, the 2DCG style won't win awards, but it gets the job done when you're balls deep in world domination.

Game starts with you limping around a wrecked magic school, still smelling smoke from the last fight, and honestly it feels a bit like walking through a fanfic that someone wrote with one hand on the keyboard and the other down their pants. You’re this tired war survivor, a dude who somehow didn’t die in the final battle, and then boom: chance to rewind, go back to earlier school days, but keep the knowledge of what’s coming. Not super original, but it works, because the game doesn’t even pretend to be subtle. One minute you’re standing in the great hall while teachers mumble about rebuilding, next minute you’re eye-level with Hermione’s shirt buttons thinking “yeah, I know exactly what kind of game this is”. The whole thing is built like a visual novel with a school calendar vibe. You move around corridors, dorms, classrooms, and every choice either pushes the romance route or the straight up filthy stuff. Feels weird how quickly “let’s fix the world” becomes “let’s get your cock sucked behind a tapestry”, but I’m not complaining. Also the elf dorms? Way more horny than the human ones, like they installed a permanent “please corrupt me” filter on those girls.

Hermione in this is both familiar and wrong at the same time. She starts out all bookworm, prefect energy, correcting your spells and telling you off for skipping class. Then you keep nudging the dialogue, give her compliments, push the right lewd options, and slowly she goes from “that’s inappropriate” to kneeling on the library floor with ink stains on her lips and your dick in her mouth. The progression actually feels kind of believable, which is dangerous, because the writing tricks your brain into thinking this is still some wholesome romance until a tentacle monster bursts out of a hidden room in the dungeons and starts ripping her clothes like it’s Tuesday. That first scene where she’s grabbed by the ankles, skirt pushed up, and you’re given the choice to help her or just watch as those slimy things force her legs open, that’s where you realize the game is not actually trying to stay safe at all. Tentacles slide under her panties, around her thighs, one rubbing against her clit while she’s still trying to pretend she hates it, and there you are, clicking the option that says “let it continue a bit longer”. I tested what happens if you try to interrupt early and yeah, the game lets you, but the more fucked up version clearly got more writing love. Same with the handjob scenes: they start awkward and clumsy, like she’s learning, then later she’s doing this slow twist grip while drooling on the tip and still trying to lecture you about homework. Total whiplash.

The monster stuff isn’t just a one-time shock either. There’s this hidden quest where you hang around the old battle site at night and a tentacle thing crawls out from a broken statue. If you already corrupted some girls, you can basically offer them up like a horny sacrifice. I tried this with one of the elf students, thinking it would bug out, but no, there’s a full scene where she gets pinned to the stone floor, panties yanked aside, and two tentacles spreading her while a third slowly pushes inside her. Vaginal penetration is animated in this grossly loving detail, with her going from “no, stop” to panting and clutching the tentacles like she doesn’t want them to pull out. The romance routes weirdly keep going after that, like everyone just forgets they got railed by a slime monster last night. And the stripping sequences before sex are actually kind of charming at first, where the girls hesitantly unbutton their shirts or slide off their robes for you, but sometimes the pacing is broken, like clothes vanish between lines or pop back on in the next frame. Also one time the dialogue called a classroom a dorm while Hermione’s giving you oral under the desk, which snapped me out of it for a second, but then there’s this shot of her cheeks bulging as you grab her hair and I didn’t care anymore. It’s messy, inconsistent, horny as hell, and half the time feels like someone took a serious war epilogue and spilled tentacle porn all over it. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

Kinda weird how they made Mikasa look softer here. Like she’s still got that cold stare, but when you’re actually clicking through the options, she blushes in this awkwardly human way, almost shy. It threw me off for a sec. The first few minutes are just me messing with her outfit - scarf on, scarf off, hair a bit shorter, those little slider bars that don’t always do what you expect. One moment she’s this battle-hardened soldier, next she’s biting her lip like she’s trying not to moan too loud. The physics? Well, sometimes her chest moves like it’s got its own heartbeat, other times totally stiff, and I kinda liked that inconsistency. Makes it feel less copy-paste, more like a rough fan project made by someone who actually watched the show too many times.

There’s this minigame part where you’re supposed to “earn her trust” or whatever, but it’s basically just clicking timing circles while she’s half dressed. I failed it on purpose once just to see what happens - yeah, she gives you that disappointed glare, and somehow that’s hotter than the reward scene. The sound mix feels off, though, like the moans are recorded in a bathroom, echoey. Doesn’t matter, I still had my headphones on, pretending I didn’t notice. At one point I forgot what I was even supposed to be doing, just kept changing her eyes from angry to soft to angry again, like flipping moods in real life.

If they ever add DLC, I kinda hope it’s just more expressions. Not more sex positions, weirdly enough - just more faces. She’s got that look like she knows you’re wasting time but still plays along. Oh, and the scarf stays on in the best scenes, which is honestly perfect. I tried showing it to myself later (if that makes sense) and it still hit the same way. It’s dumb, rough around the edges, but I swear it captures something that the polished stuff never does.