The whole thing is like 4 clicks deep before you even see a tit, which is frankly criminal for something tagged with "fuck town" and "big tits". Nick Hudson, fitness club director, what a joke. He's got the personality of a wet gym sock and his office looks like it was furnished by someone who just discovered the color beige. Then Elise the journalist walks in. Brunette. The pickup tag is doing some heavy lifting here because there's no game, no chase, she just sort of... arrives. Already halfway to writing a very different kind of article, if you catch my drift.

And her tits. Look. They're massive. Gravity defying orbs that seem to exist in their own separate physics engine. I spent an uncomfortable amount of time just staring at the way they clip through her blazer when she does that one idle animation. It's the only animation that has any real life to it, honestly. The rest of the game is this stilted, click to advance dialogue that feels like a bad porno script translated through three different languages. "Oh Nick, I want to write about your... equipment." Give me a break. But then, and I hate that I'm saying this, the cumshot scene has this one frame. Just one. Where the artist clearly spent all their fucks to give. The rest of the art is flat, unpolished, deliberately messy like the tags say, but that single frame has shading and a sense of weight that makes the whole five minute click fest almost worth it. Almost. The sound design is non-existent. Just dead silence while you watch these mannequins rub against each other. It's like spying on a very boring, very horny department store mannequin display.

I deleted my browser history after. Not because I was ashamed, but because I didn't want my browser to think this is the kind of quality I'm into. The game just ends. No resolution to the newspaper article plot, which I weirdly wanted to see. Did she get the story? What's the fitness club's secret? Who cares, I guess. The cumshot happens and it's just over. Back to the main menu. Cold as ice.

I keep coming back to this one scene where Mallory’s cake is just sitting there on the counter, half eaten, and nobody mentions it again. The whole thing feels like a memory you’re not sure actually happened. Morning Temptations part two, I guess. Mallory shows up at Lilith’s place, supposedly sad about some breakup, but the way she’s eyeing the webcam setup you know that’s not the real reason she’s there. The farm outside the window is just... there. A backdrop that makes everything feel more exposed somehow.

The VIP chat interface is clunky in a way that loops back around to being perfect. You’re clicking through these dialogue options and half the time the response doesn’t quite match what you picked, like the translation got mangled somewhere between intent and execution. That dress Lilith wears, the one that keeps slipping off one shoulder, it’s the kind of detail that sticks with you. I spent way too long trying to figure out if the pickup lines you can choose actually change anything or if it’s all on rails. Still don’t know. The real model they used for Mallory has this expression in the later scenes, right when the chat starts getting explicit, that’s somewhere between bored and intensely focused. You don’t see that often.

The sex stuff is direct. No buildup really, just Mallory typing and Lilith responding and then they’re both on camera and the farm outside doesn’t matter anymore. There’s a moment where the cake gets knocked over, I think, or maybe I imagined that because I wanted something to break the tension. The whole thing is unpolished in a way that feels deliberate, like someone left in the rough edges because sanding them down would’ve killed whatever weird energy is holding it together. I wish there was more to do with the farm setting, but that’s not what this is. This is two people in a room with a webcam and a breakup that was never really the point.

Right, so Megan. That's her name. Just Megan. Stranded on this... place. Could be an island, could be a beach, the game itself doesn't seem too sure and honestly neither am I. The whole setup is thinner than a wet tissue. You're there, she's there, and the stated goal, I kid you not, is just "You have to fuck her!" No lore, no reason, just pure, uncut id. It's almost refreshing in how it skips the foreplay of storytelling.

The actual seduction is this weird minigame loop that feels like someone coded it during a very specific kind of lunch break. You pick dialogue options that are about as smooth as sandpaper, and there's a pickup meter that fills up. The brunette, Megan, she just stands there with this blank hentai stare, blinking occasionally. I spent way too long fixated on how her swimsuit clips through her hip when she does the one idle animation. It's a mess. A glorious, unpolished mess where the jank is the main feature. You can almost hear the developer saying "ship it" after getting the basic thrust of the mechanic working.

And the explicit stuff? It's there. It's very there. Once you grind through the minigame, you get these scenes that are about as subtle as a foghorn. The art is that specific brand of hentai where anatomy is more of a suggestion. I wish there was a button to just skip the minigame entirely, a "just get on with it" mode, but that would defeat the entire non-point of the thing. It's like a dare that someone actually made. There's no community mods to speak of, which is a crime. Imagine what a bunch of horny modders could do with this skeleton. Probably add a second animation. The whole experience is like finding a weird, sticky note under your keyboard. You don't know how it got there, but you can't look away until you've deciphered its crude drawing.

The whole thing feels like finding a sticky note on a photocopier that someone left behind, you know? Not a polished game, not even close. It's this weird, raw little hentai pickup sim set in an office where you're trying to, well, interview your way into the boss's pants. Or skirt. The art is that deliberately sketchy, almost unfinished style, like the creator drew it during a lunch break while hiding from their actual boss. Dad and DAD2, as the credits shout out, probably didn't beta test this.

Gameplay is basically clicking through dialogue trees that feel held together with tape. You corner this office lady, and the choices are blunt instruments. One path had me complimenting her filing system, next thing I'm going down on her right there on the desk. The cunnilingus scene is surprisingly detailed for something that looks like it was animated in MS Paint after three beers. No smooth transitions, just a jump cut to the action, her moans spelled out in that classic hentai text bubble way. It's jarring but also, I dunno, honest? The pickup lines are so bad they circle back to being funny. You can almost hear the creator cringing at their own dialogue in the game's description, begging for comments to grieve over.

The interview framing is thin, just an excuse for the power dynamic. Boss lady acts all stern, then melts in like two clicks. There's no real game here, just a sequence of escalating dares. I clicked something about a "private meeting" and suddenly we're past the small talk. The whole thing crashes if you pick the wrong option, not even a game over screen, just a freeze. Had to refresh the browser. For a free itch.io jam thing, it's got this accidental charm, like reading someone's private fantasy diary they accidentally left in the break room. Don't expect a deep visual novel, it's a scribble of a thought, horny and apologetic at the same time.

Pamela needs a PC for her thesis but she knows jack about specs. Lucky for her, the consultant at the shop is a real responsible type. She's also horny enough to convince him to come over and do the hardware install personally. This is the entire setup and honestly it's all you need.

The build-a-PC minigame is weirdly specific. You pick parts, there's compatibility checks, thermal paste jokes. It's like someone shoved a Newegg simulator into a porno. The art is deliberately rough, lines all over the place, colors that kinda bleed. It works though, gives it this grimy charm. Pamela's tits are massive, physics doing most of the heavy lifting. The fuck town tag makes sense later because the whole neighborhood gets involved somehow. Forgot to mention the anime faces are pretty expressive when she's bent over the motherboard.

Replayability is there if you want to see different build paths. Some choices lock you out of scenes, which is annoying but also why I went back twice. The writing is busted English but that just makes the dirty talk funnier. "You install RAM so good" is a real line and I think about it more than I should. The sound design is just wet slaps and a fan spinning. Wish there was more variety in the endings but whatever, it's a browser game about fucking a girl who needs a thesis PC. If you know, you know.

The sound design in this one, oh boy. It's like someone recorded a wet handshake in a bathroom and called it a day. The squelch when she finally gets down to business has this hollow, echoey quality that reminds me of unclogging a drain. Not sexy, but weirdly hypnotic. I kept clicking through dialogue just to hear that specific noise again. The voice acting is nonexistent, just text boxes and these little grunts that sound like a confused pug. I don't know why I fixated on the audio so much, maybe because the rest is so barebones you have to find entertainment somewhere.

The premise is you're some guy, and there's a redhead in a waitress uniform who works at a fast food joint. You pretend to own a restaurant to get her to, you know. The whole thing takes place in what I think is a dorm room, but the background is so blurry it could be a spaceship. The redhead's design is the only thing with any effort, her hair is aggressively orange, like a traffic cone. The pickup lines you use are so bad they circle back to being funny. There's one about "inspecting her buns" that made me snort. The blowjob scene itself is fine, I guess. The cumshot is... present. It lands on her uniform, which feels like a health code violation, but I'm not here to critique workplace safety in pixelated smut.

I wish there was more buildup. You click a few times, she's suddenly convinced you're a restaurant mogul, and then it's straight to the main event. No tension, no game. Just transaction. The whole thing feels like a sketch someone abandoned halfway through. I spent more time wondering why the dorm room has a poster that looks like a melted pizza than actually engaging with the content. The waitress uniform stays on the whole time, which is a choice. Some people are into that, I get it. For me, it just reminded me I should probably eat something other than delivery.

The loading screen is a stock photo of a city skyline. It's the kind of thing you'd see on a dentist's office computer. And honestly, that's the whole vibe here. You're meeting Kelly, the flight attendant. She has a surprise. The surprise is her friend Chloe, who is a brunette. My brain immediately went to that old "pizza delivery" setup, but here it's just... a sofa. The apartment is aggressively beige. The textures on the couch look like they're made of plastic ham.

I spent a weirdly long time staring at the wine glasses. They're just two flat polygons intersecting at a weird angle, floating near the characters' hands. The dialogue choices pop up and they're direct, no real flirting, just "ask about the surprise" or "compliment her." I picked compliment. Kelly's mouth moved but the audio was this low bitrate mumble, like someone recorded it through a sock. Then Chloe walks in. The animation for her entering the room is a single, linear slide from the right side of the screen, no footsteps. It's so jarring it circles back to being perfect. The whole thing feels like a dev accidentally uploaded their first Unity test build and just... left it.

The threesome scene triggers and the camera angles are completely unhinged. It cuts to a close up of a knee at one point. Not a sexy knee, just a structural knee. You get another choice, something about who to focus on, and it doesn't seem to matter because the looping animation is the same. The sound effect for a kiss is like a wet sponge being dropped on a counter. There's no game over, no real ending. You just sort of... exist in the beige apartment forever. It's a snapshot of a moment with no before and no after, just a strangely sterile, confusing now. I can't stop thinking about the knee. Why was that the shot.

I won a TV and somehow that means I get my dick sucked in a mall parking lot. The logic here is completely broken and I love it. You buy a television, they put you in some lottery, two months later you win, and then a reporter just shows up. Not even a real reporter. She's got those ridiculous anime tits that defy physics and a microphone she clearly isn't using for journalism.

The whole thing plays out like someone's fever dream after watching too much local news. She spots you at the mall, this big titted reporter doing a segment on whatever the fuck, and suddenly it's not about the lottery anymore. It's about how fast she can get on her knees. The blowjob scene comes out of nowhere. One minute you're talking about winning some prize, next minute she's going down on you like the evening broadcast depends on it.

The art is deliberately rough. Not in a charming indie way, more like someone drew it with their non dominant hand while horny. But that's the point right? This isn't trying to be polished. It's trying to be filthy and direct. The cumshot at the end lands exactly where you'd expect, no surprises there, but the buildup is so absurd I couldn't stop clicking through.

I wish there was more actual interview stuff. Like maybe she asks questions while doing it, that would've been hilarious. But no, it's just straight to the action. The pickup is nonexistent, she basically throws herself at you which is fine I guess but where's the chase? The fucktown tag suggests there's more going on but honestly I only found the one scene. Maybe I missed something. The dialogue is so broken it circles back around to being perfect. She says things no human would say and it works.

Don't expect a long game. Don't expect good writing. Expect a reporter with massive tits who wants your cock because you won a TV. That's the whole thing. And somehow that's enough.

Honest to god the art in this is a mess. Moonbeam looks like she was drawn by three different people who never spoke to each other. Her face shifts between panels and there's this one angle where her neck just... stops existing. I don't know what happened there.

But I kept clicking. The dorm room setup is basic, you pick dialogue options to convince her you're also into crystals and free love and whatever. There's this moment where she's talking about her sun child philosophy and one of your responses is so painfully fake that I actually laughed out loud. She buys it though. Of course she does. The whole seduction track is absurdly fast. You go from talking about peace signs to her pulling her top off in what feels like forty seconds. Not complaining exactly, just saying the pacing is unhinged.

The sex scene itself is rough but in a way that almost works. The animation is janky, her long hair clips through her shoulder constantly, but the dirty talk caught me off guard. She says some genuinely filthy things while you're going at it. The "fuck me like you mean it" line while her hippie bracelet is still on her wrist, that contrast stuck with me. There's no build up to the harder stuff, it just happens. One minute she's talking about positive energy, next minute she's bent over the dorm bed. The game doesn't pretend to be anything else. I wish there was more to do after the scene ends, but there isn't. It just stops. No aftermath, no awkward morning after, nothing. For a game about a hippie chick named Moonbeam, I expected at least some bad weed jokes or something. Missed opportunity.