This thing is like somebody mashed up a horny Pokémon convention, a cheap RPG maker project, and a bad joke from a Discord server, then somehow it actually… works. You wake up in this anime-ass geek convention where every “monster” you fight is actually a girl in cosplay, and half the gameplay is basically you trying to get them undressed without getting your ass kicked in turn-based combat. It’s all classic RPG structure, but instead of grinding slimes, you’re chasing a Jolteon girl in a maid outfit who stuns you by shaking her tits at you. The whole loop is simple: walk around the con map, poke suspicious stuff like tall grass and weird corners, trigger encounters, win the fight, fill your little sticker collection and Cosplayer Compendium with more “reward” images and tear states. It sounds boring when I say it like that, but when you actually sit there trying to min-max your skills just to see the next torn costume version of Gardevoir maid, suddenly it feels like Excel with boobs. Which is kind of my dream job, to be honest, but also not at all.

What hits me most is how it leans into parody without getting pretentious. This is not high art, it knows it, and that’s why it’s funny. The jokes are very “Newgrounds 2012” energy: characters talking shit, dumb puns, meta comments when you lose. At one point I picked the wrong dialog option on a date with Ivy in the cafe, and instead of the usual “bad end”, she just drags you into this awkward, horny small talk that feels exactly like a failed Tinder meetup, except she’s in costume and you’re basically trying to unlock her beach CG. The Maid Cafe is the real star though. It’s like a data dashboard of fetishes: you walk in, and your brain starts building mental pie charts of “cat ears”, “thigh-highs”, “bare shoulders with the fabric barely holding”. Half of the cast is parody of Pokémon girls and Eeveelution cosplayers, and the other half is “what if a normal con girl just went way too hard on the roleplay and now you have to fight her bra off”. Battle mechanics are basic but they sneak in some neat little choices. There’s this moment where you see a shiny-like encounter in the tall grass, and you’re sitting there rubbing the mouse over it like some degenerate, hoping it triggers a rare girl instead of the same basic cosplayer with one less button done up. When it works you feel like a genius. When it fails you just feel like a guy rubbing a virtual bush for hentai.

I like how horny it is without trying to be classy. Clothes rip in stages during battles, you see the same pose evolve from “fully dressed and mad at you” to “tits out, mascara slightly smudged, still talking trash”. The gallery in the Compendium shows you every combat pose and every tear level once you’ve earned them, which scratches the completionist itch way too hard. It actually made me replay some areas just to fill in missing girls on the map, like I was doing some wholesome Pokédex run, except instead of “seen / caught” it’s “seen / stripped”. At the same time, the pacing can be a bit of a mess. Sometimes you walk around forever with nothing happening, then suddenly three lewd encounters and a date event fire one after another, like the RNG is drunk. I ended up alt-tabbing between this and checking charts in Google Sheets, which is pretty funny, since my brain kept trying to calculate “cosplayer per room” density like I was modeling user retention. Also, I have to complain about one stupid tiny thing: the way some dialog lines scroll and then stop half a pixel off-center makes my eye twitch every time. Completely ruined my immersion in the important scientific activity of chasing half-naked Gardevoir maid around a cafe. Still went back for her anyway. Obviously.

This sequel really went all-out with the pregnancy mechanics, and honestly? It's kind of overwhelming in the best possible way. You've got Android 18 getting absolutely railed while Chun Li's watching from the corner, and somehow the game manages to make all these crossover scenarios feel natural instead of just thrown together for horny reasons. Well, mostly natural.

The impregnation content hits different when you're dealing with characters like Saber and Ishtar - there's something weirdly intimate about seeing these powerful figures vulnerable and needy. Momo Yaoyorozu's scenes are particularly intense, especially when she's using her quirk during sex, creating toys and restraints mid-fuck. The developers clearly understood that fans wanted more than just basic vanilla content, because the female domination routes with characters like Midnight and Wu Zetian get genuinely kinky. Pharah's armor stays on during most of her scenes which is both frustrating and incredibly hot somehow.

What really surprised me was how much effort went into the romance progression - you're not just collecting waifus like Pokemon cards, you're actually building relationships that feel meaningful before the hardcore fucking starts. Lusamine's storyline genuinely made me emotional before she was riding my cock and begging for a baby. The pregnancy belly physics are surprisingly well-done too, watching characters like Nami and Caulifla grow bigger as the story progresses adds this layer of consequence that most porn games completely ignore. Some of the orc content from the WoW characters feels a bit out of place compared to the anime aesthetic, but Jaina's scenes make up for any tonal inconsistency. The sound design during the creampie scenes is *chef's kiss* - you can actually hear the wet sounds of cum filling these girls up. Twisted Wonderland fans might feel a bit left out since Malleus only gets like two scenes, but the Dragon Ball content more than compensates with how absolutely feral Vados gets when she's in heat.

Imagine waking up and realizing every stupid horny joke you made about “yeah I’d totally smash that mon” actually became your new life. That is literally the whole vibe here, and somehow it works way better than it should. You are this reincarnated guy in a world that kind of looks like the usual pocket monster thing, except everyone around you is either stacked like a hentai doujin or has curves that make zero sense biologically. The game just shrugs and says “yeah, you’re here to fuck, not to ask questions,” and throws you at girls and monster girls like you’re some walking breeding item. One moment you’re pretending to be a serious trainer talking with Nemona about battles, next moment she’s grinding on you and asking if your “move” is super effective while she rides you raw and begs for a creampie like it’s part of the gym rules. It’s really dumb. I love it.

The best part for me is how it treats all the famous girls as if they’ve been waiting for you personally. Misty showing up all smug, doing that fake tsundere “I’m only doing this for training” while she’s on her knees, stroking your cock with both hands and licking the tip like she’s taste testing a potion. Marnie being all quiet but then suddenly sitting on your face, thighs trembling, whispering nasty stuff that would break canon so hard. Hilda teasing you nonstop, riding your lap and pushing her tits together for a slow titfuck, with this lazy smile like she knows you’ve memorized every frame already. Sonia pretending she cares about “research” while taking off her coat and letting her big ass bounce on your cock, all animated, soft jiggle, clapping sound in your headphones, you know the drill. The models actually look like twisted versions of their originals, not ugly knockoffs, which is rare in these parody things. And the monster girls… yeah. Gardevoir giving this gentle blowjob like she’s worshiping you, then pulling you deep inside her and asking you not to pull out. Mewscarada acting all smug, rubbing her pussy on your shaft first, like “prove you can handle me,” then moaning like crazy once you slam into her. Lopunny is just straight-up fetish fuel, there is no other way to describe it. The game knows exactly what it’s doing and doesn’t pretend otherwise.

What surprised me is how often I opened this on mobile “just to check something” and ended up stuck watching one animation ten times in a row like some idiot, because there is always one little movement I missed. Jessie’s blowjob scene where her lipstick smears a bit and she strokes you faster with that annoyed Team Rocket face? Peak. Nemona jerking you off while ranting about battle stats, using spit as lube and then suddenly pressing your dick between her tits like she remembered titfucks exist mid-scene. There is some actual voyeur stuff too, where you’re hiding behind bushes watching a milf trainer finger herself while her mon watches, and your stupid horny brain is like “okay but when is my turn,” and yes, of course the game gives you that. Sometimes the pacing is weird, like it jumps from teasing to full vaginal in one click and the dialogue barely catches up, but somehow that chaotic energy kinda fits. I had one moment where I was going through a “serious” talk with a character and I clicked the wrong option and suddenly she was on her knees giving me a handjob, zero lead-up, and I laughed so hard I had to pause the scene. But then I watched it twice anyway. The adventure stuff is just an excuse to move you from one girl or monster girl to the next, and honestly I stopped pretending it was about anything else after the first time I pumped a full load inside Sonia and she smiled like that was the secret objective all along.

This one feels like someone took a horny sketchbook from a convention hotel room and just clicked “play”. No build up, no romance, just straight to cartoon creatures fucking, like your childhood monster-catching games got drunk and took their clothes off. As a lingerie designer I was watching it with my usual brain turned on, thinking, ok, what kind of body is this, what kind of mood, how would I dress this girl on top if I had to sell panties inspired by her. And then, ten seconds later, I am not thinking about lace anymore, only about how hard she is riding him. The girl-on-top energy is strong here. She is not shy, not soft, more like “shut up, lie down, I’m using you”, which I appreciate a lot. It has that raw fan-art vibe: not much story, not much context, just “you know these creatures, now see them fuck”. For me that works, because I already have nostalgia for this universe, all those evenings with Game Boy and later pretending I’m too adult for that while still scrolling Pokémon and Digimon fanart on Instagram.

The actual “game” part is tiny, but kind of like playing with straps on a bra: you have just a few sliders, and if you know what you like, that’s enough. You take control of the pace, move from slow grind to fast pounding, then decide when to let him cum. It is basically a creampie simulator with decision of “how desperate do I want her hips to look before he explodes”. When she drops her weight on him and you push speed up, it hits that nice point between funny and filthy. There is this moment where her tail flicks a bit and her tits bounce off rhythm, and I paused like, ok, that’s the pose I want in a lookbook, but maybe not with cum dripping out. Or maybe yes. I keep saying I want more options, like position changes, different partners, maybe some teasing, but at the same time, if they added more, it would lose that dumb, quick, “I’m horny, click-click, cumshot, bye” feeling that actually makes it charming. Colors are bright in that Saturday-morning-cartoon way, which clashes hard with the very not-child-friendly pounding, and that clash is exactly why my brain stays awake. I do wish the sound design had a bit more depth, the moans sometimes feel like they come from TikTok instead of a thick furry girl riding like she means it, and the loop is short enough that my designer side starts noticing tiny things, like how her back arch could be stronger or how the male body feels less cared about than her curves.

Still, if you go in like it’s a one-night stand with a familiar fantasy, it treats you right. Don’t expect romance, don’t expect complex choices or big evolution trees. It’s more like: pick your pace, watch this hungry little monster girl milk him, enjoy the sticky finish, close the tab, pretend you were answering emails on Gmail. Best way to get the most out of it? Take your time the first run, start slower than you think, watch how her expression shifts when you build the rhythm instead of smashing max speed from the start. Then, next round, go completely feral and crank everything up just to see how messy you can force that final creampie to feel. Play with it like you play with lingerie in a fitting room: twist, adjust, pull the straps a bit too far, see what breaks. Here nothing breaks, only he does. And that’s kind of the whole point.

Samus already had my attention when I saw “lost a fight” and “humiliated in front of everyone” in one line. It hits that really trashy fantasy button where the strong, proud heroine just gets absolutely ruined, and yeah, it’s messed up and that’s why I clicked. You start right after she’s beaten, all suited up in that iconic armor, but it’s useless now, she’s not the badass bounty hunter here, just a toy. Crowd around, arena vibe, like a twisted Smash Bros match that nobody on Twitch is allowed to see. Charizard is not some cute little fire lizard here, he’s a full on hentai monster with a cock way too big for any kind of real logic, and the game doesn’t pretend to be realistic. That part I liked, actually. If I’m watching Samus get *** by a dragon, I’m not here for realism anyway.

What really got me was how they lean hard into the anal angle first, like her ass is the main event, not just a bonus. She’s bending over, still wearing parts of that blue suit, ass exposed, trying to keep her dignity, while this huge dragon pokes his head between her cheeks, and she knows exactly what’s going to happen. There’s no soft romance build up, no “are you sure?” Just raw domination. He shoves into her ass in one brutal push, and you get this kind of ugly, hot mix of pain and forced pleasure. She’s trying to keep her face strong but you see the moment her eyes roll a bit, and that fucked me up in a good way. She was always this cold, untouchable blonde warrior and now she’s gasping and moaning while this Pokémon breaks her backdoor. You get pussy shots too, with his balls slapping against her, wetness dripping even though storywise she “should” hate it, and that dirty contradiction made it hotter for me. I say I prefer consent, but then I’m here jerking to a dragon pounding Samus until she can’t stand. So I don’t know, my morals are a bit lost.

Later he flips her, uses her pussy too, and that’s when the whole “won’t stop until he cums inside” part really kicks in. You see his fat tip stretching her, sliding in and out, Samus biting her lip and shaking, like she wants to push him away but her legs stay open anyway. They really make the creampie feel like a goal: his thrusts get faster, her voice gets more desperate and high pitched, and when he finally unloads, it just spills out of her, both from her ass and her pussy, white dripping everywhere, like he’s marking a new territory right in the middle of a Nintendo arena. It’s nasty in a very specific way, like watching your childhood cartridges get thrown in a blender full of porn mags. I kinda wish they played a silly Smash announcer voice in the background saying something like “Samus defeated!” or whatever, but they don’t, and I kept waiting for some little game sound that never came. Even so, the whole thing feels like a dirty secret page torn from a hentai doujin you shouldn’t be reading at all, but you keep going back to it when horny and lonely and tired of swiping left on fucking Tinder. Honestly, if your brain is wired like mine where “strong blonde space hunter gets turned into a breeding toy by a giant dragon” pushes your buttons, this thing crawls under your skin in the worst possible way and refuses to leave.

May has been sexualized in fan art for so long that seeing her here almost feels like watching a meme grow up, put on slightly better shoes, and then go straight to the nearest bush to get railed. The thing that stands out with this little animation is how absolutely unapologetic it is about what you’re actually here for. No fake story about “training journey” or “bonding with your Pokémon partner” or some cringe dialogue about badges. It skips all that and drops you right into May, half-dressed in that classic orange top and bandana look, getting fucked outdoors like the route grass is the most natural place to bend her over. She is very much recognizably May, just with her expression doing things the original anime never let her do: flushed face, slightly parted lips, that “I shouldn’t be doing this outside but I really fucking want it” vibe. It’s like someone took the horny subtext of early 2000s fan forums and boiled it into a single scene where she finally stops pretending she’s just here for a gym challenge.

What makes it work more than it has any right to is the tiny amount of control you get, which sounds boring on paper but in practice hits right in that late-night porn brain. You switch between her pussy and her ass, and it doesn’t feel like two separate modes, more like you’re telling the scene “ok, now fuck her there instead” and the animation just obeys. Anal doesn’t feel like the afterthought it usually is in fan stuff either, it has its own weight, her body reacting differently, that tiny clench when you first swap over that will make some people replay it too many times. The cum options are the same kind of simple but nasty in a good way. You choose where you finish, watch her get filled, and there’s a moment where she just kind of holds the pose like she’s trying not to let anything leak out. That tiny held breath look is way dirtier than the actual cumshot. The outdoor setting is basically window dressing, but it does its job: a bit of grass, some open-space light, enough that your brain goes “oh, this is happening out on a route, someone could walk by” even though nobody ever will. There’s a light customization layer that lets you tweak colors and surroundings a bit, like changing her bandana shade or the tone of the background, and it feels like using the Instagram filter menu on something you absolutely cannot post on Instagram. Totally trivial, absolutely unnecessary, and yet I still sat there clicking through them like a dumbass, deciding which version of Haruka getting pounded in the ass felt most “canon” in my head.

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Misty always looked a bit too innocent on my old Game Boy screen, and this thing takes that memory, rips it open, and fucks right through it. Here she’s still the redhead gym girl with the smug little attitude, but the story pretends there are “secret water training techniques” that totally just mean she has to pay for losing a battle with her body. No bullshit, the whole setup is basically: you lost, you either hand over your Pokémon or you spread your legs and take what’s coming. Guess which one the game cares about. It starts almost soft, with her trying to act all proud and stubborn, small tits pushed out, shorts hanging tight on her hips, promising she won’t back down. Then the camera cuts closer, you see her eyes shake when the guy pulls out this stupidly big cock that clearly doesn’t fit anywhere, and it suddenly feels like every “kid-safe” memory of the anime just got dragged into a dirty back alley behind some cheap internet café.

What got me was how they play with her expression when the actual penetration starts. There is this one moment, when he pushes into her pussy for the first time, and she’s half biting her lip, half trying not to cry out. Not fake hentai moaning, but that messy mix of “this hurts” and “I’m so fucking turned on and I hate that I am”. Fingers working her first, sliding between her legs, opening her up, while she keeps glancing at her pokéball like she’s hoping it will just magically save her. It doesn’t. You get these close-ups of his fingers glistening, then suddenly he rams into her and her whole body arches, her small chest bouncing in this almost awkward way that somehow feels more real than big anime balloons. At one point he flips her for anal and she tries to crawl away on her hands and knees, and he just grabs her hips and pulls her back onto him. That first push into her ass is brutal, her mouth wide open, no sound for a second, then that broken little gasp. I swear I paused there once, not because it was too much, but because I wanted to see every tiny muscle in her face trying to decide if this is shame or pleasure.

And yeah, it gets nastier. He uses her like a training tool. Quick thrusts, slow thrusts, pulls out to smack his cock on her flushed little pussy lips, then shoves it back in, while she’s begging him not to cum inside, which of course he absolutely does. Cum dripping out of her, then another round, then he goes for the face. The final facial is just straight up filthy: thick white mess all over her cheeks, nose, even caught in her eyelashes, while she pants and blinks like she can’t see shit. A bit of it lands on her hair too, that bright orange-red now streaked with semen, and she just looks wrecked. Not broken, not “I’m secretly loving it” in some goofy anime way, more like “I’ll remember this fight every time I hold a pokéball.” It’s rough, it’s horny, it doesn’t pretend to be romantic or fair. Just Misty pushed into a corner and fucked from every angle until her pride, and pretty much everything else, is dripping.

Anyone who grew up yelling at a Game Boy screen is going to recognize way too much in this thing, and that’s kind of the charm and the problem at same time. This is not really a “game” like you’re used to, more like you walked into some horny collector’s browser folder and they just slapped a menu on top. You click in, you get slammed by a wall of hentai art that goes from “haha, naughty cosplay” to “ok, this is just full on porn parody, no shame at all.” Human girls in those ripped trainer outfits, gym leaders spread out and begging, some of the Pokémon turned into sexy monster-girls with big tits, some pics where it’s more like the original cartoon characters but drawn with extra curves and zero clothing. It jumps around a lot. One moment it’s a cute, shy psychic girl being gently teased, next screen is a hardcore gangbang with a character that clearly was supposed to be wholesome in the show, and you just kinda shrug and keep clicking. That’s the real loop: click, stare, zoom with your eyes, regret a little, click again.

What got me is how fast you go from “I’ll just peek a bit for nostalgia” to actually hunting for specific characters. I caught myself trying to “collect” them like the old days, checking if my favorite gym leader shows up, or that one smug rival girl. When she finally appeared, tied up and covered in cum, I actually said “finally” out loud like an idiot. That’s the moment I realized the thing works on pure Pokémon brain chemicals. You don’t have battles, you don’t have stats, but your brain still goes “I gotta see them all.” It’s funny because the quality of the drawings jumps around like crazy. Some pics look like they came out of a good Pixiv artist who lives and breathes this fetish, with clean lines, sexy poses, nice shading on thighs and boobs. Then suddenly you click again and boom, you’re staring at something that looks like it was drawn on a school laptop during math class, weird hands, faces a bit off, proportions gone to hell. And still, you don’t stop. I even got slightly annoyed that there isn’t a simple “favorite” button or at least some way to tag the best ones. You see this one perfect scene with a certain redheaded trainer getting double penetrated in a field that totally looks like a route from the old games, and later you want to go back to it and of course you can’t find it again. I spent way too long clicking around like an idiot for that one image and then got distracted by some other filthy pic with a legendary being used like a sex mount. That’s how it goes in here: you come in thinking you’ll just check two or three pics, and suddenly you are basically speedrunning your own shame gallery, half hard, half laughing at how far from Saturday morning cartoons this thing has gone.