This one starts like some harmless romcom setup and then just keeps sliding into a really nasty place while you watch and keep telling yourself “nah, it’s fine, she’s fine,” even when your gut already knows it’s not fine at all. You’re this loudmouth kid, big sense of justice, but the game loves to rub your face in how useless that actually is here. First day at the new academy, you crash into Rin, photography club president, break her camera, boom, you’re stuck helping her. At first it’s just you tagging along, carrying stuff, hanging out while she tries to save her club with contest photos. It’s cute, she’s awkward, you tease her, she blushes, you get those flirty bits and POV moments that feel almost wholesome. Even the early fanservice scenes feel like they’re just playing around with groping and accidental peeks, like some horny school comedy. You kinda forget the game warned you about being cruel. Or you pretend you forgot.

Then the principal starts slithering in. You know exactly what type he is the second he shows up, but the game doesn’t let you confront him in any satisfying way. He’s “helping” Rin with her club, offering “support” and “connections”, and you can see the trap from a mile away, but the protagonist keeps trying to rationalize it. Those early scenes where you watch him hovering too close over her shoulder while she reviews shots, or where she brushes off your concern with a laugh, are honestly more painful than the actual explicit stuff. You start catching these little AI-touched CGs where her expression doesn’t quite match what she’s saying, like her smile looks strained while the text says she’s fine, and your brain goes, yeah, no, she’s not. The voyeurism heat hits different when you’re not just peeping on some random girl, but on someone you’re actually getting attached to while another guy slowly rewires her.

The sex progression is slow enough to hurt. Harassment in the hallway that she calls “just a misunderstanding”, a “special private photoshoot” you’re not invited to, her coming back with messy hair and a forced grin, joking about “weird poses” he made her do. Then the game starts letting you see what’s really happening. The first time it shows him using her as a prop for his own filth, making her pose in ways that are way past normal photography, it actually feels like a punch, even though you knew it was coming. There’s this one scene where she’s kneeling, mouth full, camera still in her hands, trying to keep it from falling while he uses her face, and the framing is so fucked up in a good way. It’s like the club, the contests, her dreams, everything literally resting on her trying to please this disgusting bastard. The POV keeps you stuck as the guy who can only watch, listening through doors, catching glimpses through windows, scrolling through pics on her camera when she’s not looking and finding shots you really wish you hadn’t seen. The comedy never fully disappears either, which is kind of evil. You still get stupid jokes, horny banter, some romance flags, right between scenes of her getting deeper into prostitution-style “deals” and rougher BDSM sessions with him in the name of “supporting the club”. It shouldn’t be funny and hot and depressing at the same time, but it kinda is.

The wild part is how it messes with your sense of control. You don’t get choices, it’s a straight kinetic thing, so you just sit there, clicking, feeling more tense each scene. You keep waiting for the big heroic confrontation that never really lands the way you want. Instead you get more humiliation, more “training”, more proof that your so-called justice is just background noise in a rigged system. Her clothes get skimpier, her posture more submissive around him even when she’s still acting normal with you, and by the time she’s letting him grope her in the darkroom because “we need edgy shots”, it’s already over, she just hasn’t admitted it to herself yet. The romance sprinkles make everything worse, since you see what you almost had while watching him fuck it to pieces. The game knows exactly what NTR people are here for and doesn’t pretend to be fair or kind about it. It just grabs your anxiety, your curiosity, your voyeur brain, and squeezes till you kinda hate yourself for staying turned on. I liked that. I hated that. Whatever. I couldn’t stop reading.

You’re basically a horny hall monitor with a power trip, and somehow it actually works. The game throws you into this whole “mod for thirsty streamers” thing and at first it feels like a joke, then a bit later you’re sweating over chat messages and staring at a pair of tits bouncing on screen like it’s your actual job. You sit in the live stream window, messages flying, some guys just typing normal stuff and then the usual weird creeps spamming “show pussy” every second. You decide who gets banned, who gets through, who gets noticed by the girl on cam. It sounds simple, but when she suddenly says your mod name out loud, thanks you for “keeping chat clean,” and leans toward the camera so her huge boobs almost fill your whole view, you feel that stupid tiny rush in your chest and in your dick at same time. Felt kinda pathetic. Still grinned like a moron.

What I liked is how slowly you go from random nobody to “the mod she actually remembers.” One day she just does the normal stream, just a bit of cleavage, some teasing, talking about her day, and you play the little minigame at the bottom to boost the mood, tap the puzzle stuff, click the right answers. Next stream, her top is a bit tighter, she smiles when you enter chat, and the relationship bar slides up just enough to make you want more. You get those small rewards first, like short animated loops, POV close-ups of her licking a dildo, soft moaning in your headphones while you pretend you’re still paying attention to the chat. Then it escalates. One date scene suddenly turns into her straddling you on a couch, her big ass grinding down, her panties already pushed aside, and that moment where she looks back with that half-ahegao expression, tongue out, eyes a little crossed, is kind of dumb and also kind of perfect. The creampie animation feels a bit too proud of itself, but I still replayed it. More than once. I’m not proud either.

There’s something weirdly satisfying in the whole “I control who gets to be an asshole” part. You block a toxic user, mood goes up, donation bar climbs, she shakes her tits to celebrate and reads some horny comment you allowed, then laughs and bites her lip like she might actually be into it. Of course she’s not, but the game sells the fantasy well enough you start to believe your choices matter outside this little window. You unlock special events, some of them just cozy chill calls where she wears a big shirt and no bra, nipples poking through the fabric if you stare long enough. Others go full porn: blowjob scenes from POV with her eyes looking up, spit running down the shaft, toys sliding between her legs while she breathes your name like you’re the only guy in existence. The puzzles are sometimes annoying, like they pop right when you’re trying to focus on her ass bouncing in reverse cowgirl, and the music personalization is kind of useless, I picked a track and forgot about it ten minutes later. But whatever. The real hook is watching that bar slowly fill up, knowing the better you play mod, the more she opens up, literally spreading her legs for you, riding until you dump everything inside her and the screen lingers on the cum slowly leaking out. It’s trashy, a bit needy, kind of addictive, and honestly, it got me good.

You start as this kinda normal dude from our time, still messing around with uni, phones, porn tabs in Chrome, all that. Then suddenly, boom, you’re thrown right into dusty old 1896 like some horny isekai accident. No internet, no TikTok, no Uber Eats… but a lot of tight corsets, huge tits barely staying inside dresses, and girls who have never even seen a vibrator. It feels like someone mashed a western, an RPG and a porn comic together and just said “ok, let him fuck everything that moves.” And yeah, it sorta works.

The fun part is how fast “I just wanna survive” turns into “ok how many girls can I make moan tonight.” You walk around this small town, poke into saloons, brothels, farms, fancy houses, and it’s all in your point of view, like you’re actually the perv peeking through doors and windows. One time I was supposed to help this girl wash clothes by the river and I ended up just standing there, camera stuck right on her ass while she bent over, her dress riding up, wet fabric glued to a huge, perfect butt. She caught me looking, cheeks red, then started “washing” slower, teasing, sliding the cloth between her thighs like she’s masturbating but pretending she’s not. That little moment sold me more than any big sex scene.

Sex here feels like a reward but also like a problem you want more of. You talk a bit, you pick a couple choices, maybe fight some drunk idiot with basic shooter-style stuff, and if you don’t suck, suddenly you’re behind a barn railing some innocent-looking girl who swore she was a virgin five minutes ago. There’s pussy juices all over your cock, her eyes rolling up in that stupid ahegao face, clinging to you like she’s about to break, and after you pull out and leave a mess on her stomach once, the next time she’s begging you to stay inside, fill her up, sticky creampie dripping down those pale thighs while she’s shaking and trying to keep quiet so her parents don’t hear. And then later you see her walking around town like nothing happened. That contrast is hot as hell.

I liked how some girls pretend they’re classy and proper, but the second you get them alone, they’re stripping bits of their outfit for you, pretending it’s “too hot” or they “spilled something” so they have to remove it. One rich girl acts like she’s above everyone, then lets you bend her over her own vanity, dick slamming into her ass, her makeup smearing in the mirror while she bites her lip to not scream. Another works the streets more openly, literally selling her mouth, pussy and ass in some dirty back alley, but talks to you like you’re her personal hero, gives you this sloppy wet blowjob, drool and cum all over, looking up at you with those “own me” eyes. And she’s not the only one. After a while it really turns into your own personal harem, but nobody makes drama about it. They kind of know about each other, they kind of don’t, and you just walk around collecting kisses, handjobs behind doors, public teasing, even letting a couple of them flash their tits in broad daylight just to see who is watching.

There’s this weird joy every time you notice someone peeping too. Like you’re fucking a girl on a haystack, her nails digging into your back, you’re pushing into her wet cunt from behind, balls slapping, and you just catch a shadow at the window, some voyeur trying to get a free show. Sometimes the game actually lets you react, pull her head up, whisper in her ear that someone is watching, and she gets even hotter, moaning louder, begging you to make it “worth it” for him. It’s not all perfect though. The combat gets a bit clicky and dull sometimes, and the sandbox walking between spots can feel like “ok, yeah, I get it, dusty street, next.” I also hate that one sound effect for gunshots, it feels like someone popping bubble wrap. But then I’ll stumble into a random event like a girl half-undressed in a stable, trying to ride a saddle like she’s grinding a cock, and all that boredom just vanishes. My brain keeps saying, “I’ll just do one more scene,” and then I’m suddenly watching another interracial threesome, big dark cock sliding into a pale girl’s ass while she’s sucking you from below, eyes crossed, cum dripping from her lips, and I forget what I was annoyed about in the first place. Honestly I still don’t really know what I’m doing in that era story-wise anymore, I’m just chasing the next set of tits I haven’t seen naked yet. And I’m weirdly ok with that.

War is over, you come back home thinking you’ll just drink, fuck your wife and yell at a few servants, and suddenly your dusty little estate is supposed to play in big politics. That’s the basic mood here: you’re this supposedly important Lord Verondale, but half the time you’re just switching between spreadsheets of coin and silently wondering if your wife is plotting to ride someone else while you’re talking about grain taxes. The game doesn’t rush to throw sex at you; it teases. You’re walking around the mansion, checking rooms, dealing with petitions, picking who does what chore, and all the while the sound design is doing most of the dirty talk instead of the characters. Doors creak a bit too long, heels click in the hallway with this nice sharp echo, and when Aeris comes to your study at night, there’s that soft clothes rustle and the faint brush of fabric on leather chair that almost feels more intimate than the actual sex scene that comes after. Almost. Not really. But you get what I mean.

The first time you push Aeris down and actually fuck her, the moans don’t explode in your ears like some Pornhub mobile ad, they sneak up. A low breath, then this shaky inhale when you choose the rougher option, and when you go for vaginal instead of just teasing her with your hand, there’s that wet sliding sound that isn’t too loud, not that cheap “bucket of slime” some games use. It’s closer to what you hear if you put on good headphones and watch some amateur video in VLC with the volume a bit high. Still, occasionally the loop is a bit short and you can tell it restarts, which made me laugh in middle of a pretty intense scene. Oral scenes are better though: Yssa on her knees, camera close to your point of view, her breathing mixing with these sloppy little suck sounds, plus a quiet gulp when you make her take it deeper. I replayed that one, purely for “audio testing”, then again when I tried a more dominant dialogue choice and the same animation felt harsher just because of the way her voice cracked on one moan. That was actually kind of impressive. I hate that they nailed the wet tongue noise but still didn’t give me proper wooden floor creaks when you drag a chair in the council room. Priorities are weird.

If you like to micromanage stuff, you’ll probably enjoy the estate part more than is healthy. You sit there deciding which servant does which task, who you invite, who you snub, and all the while you’re basically tuning the soundtrack of your own corruption. Be strict with Yssa and she sounds smaller, her “Yes, my lord” more clipped, more careful, and when you finally bend her over a table, the little gasps between thrusts have this scared edge. Play nice, let her climb up a bit in the household, maybe even let her boss another servant around, and suddenly the same sex animation feels different because she moans with more confidence, like she knows you’re hooked. Aeris, the wife, is another story. Her footsteps in the hallway are almost like a notification sound; the instant I heard that slow, measured heel click, I stopped whatever management menu I was in. Sometimes she shows up to argue about politics, sometimes to seduce, sometimes both. There’s one scene where you’ve spent a whole in-game day juggling estate problems, you’re exhausted, and she kneels between your legs in the bedroom. The blowjob animation is fine, but what really sells it is her quiet hums around your cock, slightly muffled, with the bed creaking in a lazy rhythm while your choices decide whether you’re gentle or use her like an outlet. Honestly, you can rush the main intrigue, but the real fun is playing with those dialogue choices, letting the relationships rot or bloom until every little sound in that mansion feels loaded. My only advice: headphones on, text speed a bit slower than default, and don’t skip the “boring” talks. That’s where the filth grows.

This thing starts like some boring clean corporate training sim and then suddenly you are balls deep in a society that pretends feelings don’t exist while everyone is secretly horny as hell. You’re this engineer guy who thinks in numbers, not in kisses, everything is rules and clean straight lines, and then you meet her. Of course there’s a “her”. They always say emotions are illegal here, but those tits should be illegal first. The camera sticks right in your face, proper POV, so when she leans in close the only thing you see is cleavage and those tiny muscles around her mouth when she’s pretending your touch doesn’t affect her. Spoiler: it does. The game keeps doing that thing where the world is all cold white metal and smooth sci-fi panels and then there’s skin, wet lips, soft sounds in your ear. Like the universe built only two textures: chrome and pussy.

I like how it pretends to be pure story for a while. Point and click, look at some terminals, listen to some stiff robot people talk about protocol, like you’re stuck in a porn parody of a management meeting. You’re scanning logs, overriding doors, playing the obedient little drone. Then one tiny choice, like touching her hand a second too long, and the whole vibe flips. She pulls you into this off-grid space where the lights are low and the walls hum and suddenly she’s on her knees between your legs, trying so hard to keep a straight face while she’s got your cock in her mouth. The animation is not perfect, actually kind of janky in some angles, but that makes it feel more real, like a real person moving, not hyper-polished plastic doll. Her head bobbing, spit stretching, her eyes flicking up to check if the cameras see you. That one tiny delay before she swallows, like she’s thinking “this is against regulation 4.3.1” and then does it anyway. It’s hot and a little stupid and I loved it and also I kinda hate that her hair clips through her shoulder but whatever.

What really messed me up is the way they handle the “no emotions” rules. They don’t do big speeches, they just have her try to fuck you clinically, like it’s a test procedure. First blowjob, then she climbs on top of you and rides you with this controlled, almost robotic motion, big ass going up and down in perfect rhythm, no moaning, no messy sounds, just her breathing a little faster. And you can choose to just let her do her little science experiment, or break it. Grab her hips, throw off the tempo, push her down until her tits press into your chest and she finally cracks and starts whining in your ear. There is this moment where she’s still trying to keep her voice flat while your dick is deep inside her, like “this interaction is irrelevant” while her pussy clenches around you and her composure just melts. Honestly, I wanted more crazy alien stuff and less board-room politics, but then there’s a scene where she’s half naked, hiding with you behind some machinery while patrol drones pass, your hand shoved between her thighs to keep her from whimpering, and the whole sterile sci-fi thing suddenly makes sense as background for extremely dirty sex. It’s romantic in the most broken, fucked-up way and also I kinda wanted one more dialogue option to just ruin everything, but the story drags you forward whether you like it or not. In a good way. Or in a bad way. I can’t even decide, I just know when she whispered “don’t feel anything” while you were pumping her full, my brain absolutely ignored the order.

You wake up already dead, dropped into this weird holy island that looks like some Pinterest fantasy board and Pornhub comment section had a baby. Whole place is basically a shrine to one booty-obsessed goddess who is hanging on by a thread and decides you’re her last lottery ticket. No slow build, no cute “will they won’t they” thing. You show up, you’re surrounded by stacked chicks with big asses and big tits, and every single one of them is looking at you like you’re not a person but a walking breeding season. The story pretends it’s about faith and rebirth and all that, but let’s be real, the main quest is “how many times can this guy nut before the goddess runs out of divine gas.” And it kinda owns that. The opening scene hits hard: POV of a dying world, some half-whispered prayer, then bam, soft animated jiggle, girl in a too-tight robe kneeling in front of you asking if your “divine tool” still works. Subtle? No. Effective? Also no. But I still clicked through every line.

Whole island is split into little areas, you wander around, talk shit, tease girls, trigger events. Sometimes you’re in a “serious” talk about fate, then the camera slowly drops and she starts stripping like it’s the most normal thing. The corruption angle sneaks in slowly. At first they’re all shy priestesses and warriors who “just want a child for the clan” and act like they’re doing a holy duty, then you keep visiting, choose the slightly meaner dialogue, grab a tit when the game lets you, and suddenly that same girl is asking you to cum inside because the goddess “likes it when her daughters are full.” You’re juggling a full harem before you even notice, scenes pile up, and your brain starts doing that thing where you open Twitter between orgasms and forget what route you were on. Some of the best moments are the dumb little jokes they drop in the middle of the dirtiest scenes. One milf is riding you, talking about sacred rituals, then out of nowhere she compares your dick to a “blessed warhammer” and it’s so stupid you remember it the whole day. And yeah, there’s a titfuck scene on a balcony where the camera angle is perfect and the timing of the cum shot syncs with the moaning loop just right, but the way her hair clips through her shoulder made me irrationally mad and I kept staring at it instead of her boobs.

The sex variety is wild but also kinda relaxed, like the dev knows the basics and just keeps remixing them. One moment it’s slow teasing, handjob under a table while another girl pretends not to watch, next scene you’re in this group ritual with three of them passing you around, spit and cum swapping like it’s some holy communion. Oral is everywhere, creampies are basically the main currency here, pregnancy is treated as both plot and fetish, girls talking about how they want your “seed” and then actually showing little belly growth later which is lowkey messed up and hot at the same time. Some transformations slip in when the goddess gets involved, you corrupt one of the more innocent girls enough and suddenly her body changes slightly, hips wider, ass bigger, eyes a bit crazier, like the island itself is tuning her just for you. Sometimes the pacing drags, you get a long lore dump when all you want is to fuck the next milf in line, but then it throws a quick animated scene at you where she’s riding you in POV, tits bouncing in rhythm and your brain forgets you were annoyed. I kinda hate the way the main guy talks, by the way, sometimes he’s this respectful chosen one, other times he goes full dom and calls them breeding stock, and it doesn’t always match the choices you picked. Still, when one of the island queens gets on her knees, opens her mouth, and the game lets you decide where to blow your load, all that writing stuff just disappears from your mind. Whole thing feels like a horny fever dream that somehow remembers to be funny once in a while.

I went into this one honestly just to steal some moan samples, not to actually read anything, and then suddenly I’m half hard and low‑key invested in a dumb romance between a depressed android girl with white hair and a hydro gremlin with a god complex. The game plays out in that first‑person style where you’re the faceless guy everyone wants to either kiss, tease, or ruin, and it leans hard into that voyeur thing. You’re always right there, close, like your nose almost touching 2B’s choker while she breathes in your ear and pretends she’s totally not affected. It’s supposed to be parody, sure, but sometimes it forgets it and becomes this messy, horny soap opera where your choices feel way too intimate for a “haha crossover meme” thing. I mean, one scene you’re joking with Furina in this overdecorated room, she’s all smug and loud, and then a dialogue branch later she’s whispering in your ear about how she wants to watch you fuck someone else first so she can judge your “performance.” That one broke my composure. I replayed just to hear the lines again and grab clean takes, and the worst part is I’m not even ashamed.

Since I do SFX sampling, sound is what grabbed me. Breathing is tight and wet, with that tiny room reverb that feels like they recorded in a wardrobe or a cheap booth, but in a good way. Sometimes a little clipping when the girls get too loud, especially Furina when she squeals and shifts from smug brat to needy mess. 2B’s voice is calmer, soft but not fake anime‑whisper, there’s a roughness when she gets turned on that makes it easy to loop for other stuff. Touch sounds too, like cloth rustling when she adjusts her skirt while you try to keep eye contact during some “serious” emotional choice that you will absolutely fuck up because you are staring at her thighs. There’s this one POV scene where she “tests your resolve” by sliding her glove down your chest, and you can hear each tiny friction noise. Whoever mixed that is a pervert. Respect. Still, the lip smack before some lines is a bit much and now it lives in my head. I keep waiting for someone to patch that out and I know they never will, so I just complain to myself and keep listening. The romance stuff actually hits surprising sometimes, then the game ruins the mood in the best way, like when Furina starts low‑key crying about being replaced and two choices later she’s ordering you to get on your knees like it never happened. It’s horny, it’s messy, it’s inconsistent, and the POV angle plus those filthy little gasps make it perfect for background “research” while you pretend you’re only here for the branching paths. I swear I played for the plot, then I went back again just to catalog which sex scene had the best desperate whimper near the end and completely forgot the actual storyline.

You start as this pretty normal guy in the countryside, chopping wood, poking fish, thinking mostly about coins and tits in that very simple brain way. Feels almost like some old farming Facebook game at first, just with way more ass on screen and nobody pretending it’s “wholesome”. The village looks calm, people do their routine, and you just sort of wander, peek at girls washing by the river, accidentally catch one masturbating behind a barn, that sort of thing. Stuff escalates slow, which I weirdly liked. First few scenes are more teasing than full-on porn. A milf bending over with her tits almost falling out while she scolds you for being lazy. One of the furry girls you meet near the woods, tail swaying like she knows exactly you’re checking out her big ass. That mix of fantasy and horny farmer life works nicer than it sounds. Feels like the game is constantly saying “ok, you could be a hero, but also, look at these boobs”.

Then shit breaks. Two bastard soldiers from the evil kingdom show up, and they aren’t the comedy idiots. They beat people, burn stuff, there is blood, and it actually lands. Because just five minutes earlier you were watching a thick amazon sparring in the practice yard and thinking “yeah, ride me into battle please” and suddenly it’s about survival. That’s when the “conquest” side kicks in. You’re rebuilding, going on small raids in the woodland, trading sex for help, sometimes giving help and then taking sex as payment anyway. One moment you’re planning how to get more iron, next moment you’re in a POV blowjob scene behind a tent, her lips shiny, your character trying and failing to stay quiet while soldiers walk past. A bit funny how serious the plot talks about war while half the dialogue is girls basically saying “ok, but first, dick”. And yet the game somehow sells it. The amazons you ally with are not just walking tits, even if the camera really loves to sit between their thighs. One of my favorite bits: after you win a small skirmish, there is this drunk victory party and you stumble on two warriors going at it while a fox-eared girl watches from the shadows, touching herself. If you play your choices right, you can join, and it turns into this messy anal and creampie tangle that feels like you crashed a porn shoot by accident. No fade to black, no shy cut. You’re right in it, like a dirty fantasy story someone wrote in a Discord server at work.

Sex-wise it’s generous, like, every type of hole gets equal rights. The big tit stuff is strong. There is a scene with the village milf giving you a slow titfuck near the fireplace, and she keeps talking about “keeping the bloodline strong” while dripping you all over her chest. Half talk about pregnancy, half dirty talk, and then you actually can knock girls up later, which changes some scenes. I laughed when one amazon complained about her armor not closing over her belly while still trying to ride you in the barracks. Interracial stuff is just “everywhere”, like humans with darker skin, furry girls, different tribes, they all fuck, no one makes a speech about it. Voyeur moments are nice too: sometimes you walk into camp at the wrong time and just see a handjob happening behind the wagon and have to decide if you interrupt or hide and just watch. AI CG is a bit uneven, sometimes faces look too clean for this muddy war, sometimes perfect, especially in the animated loops where you see hips slamming and cum leaking out after a rough vaginal pounding. A few animations are stiff, like the guy forgot gravity during one anal scene, and subtitles sometimes miss a line right when things get really hot. Annoying, but then there’s that quiet riverside moment: you teach a shy girl how to fish, she keeps missing, gets frustrated, then later that night she shows up, pulls you behind a tree, and insists on “repaying the lesson” with a sloppy blowjob that ends with her swallowing every drop and smiling like she finally caught something. That’s the kind of dumb little loop that made me keep a tab of this game open next to Gmail, “just for five minutes”, and suddenly my break is gone.

Game throws you in like you just woke up after alt-tabbing from Pornhub and Skyrim at same time. One second nothing, next second you’re on the ground in some muddy dark fantasy forest, zero memory, dick still works, brain not so much. And there’s this woman leaning over you, huge tits basically the first lore element you see. She talks about war and kingdoms and whatever, but the camera is like “yeah yeah politics later, focus here”. Really feels like the game knows exactly why you opened it in your browser. I click around, try to act serious hero, and the first thing I do is accidentally open a POV scene where she’s half teasing, half pissed off that I don’t remember her. She’s like “maybe this will help you remember” and just slowly goes down on you while talking about strategy and troop positions. Honest to god I forgot half of what she said but I remember the tongue animation better than my own phone number.

The structure is funny. You’re supposed to be this chosen guy in the middle of some huge war, but half the time I’m wandering around, point and clicking like an idiot, poking barrels, starting fights I’m not ready for, then suddenly the game shifts and you’re in this quiet tent, completely POV, chick on her knees, spit glistening, doing oral like it’s part of a diplomatic mission. There’s turn based combat, yeah, but it feels almost rude to focus on stats when one of the love interests is practically sitting in your lap every time you try to open the map. At one point I thought I’d min-max a dungeon run, ended up triggering some event where she starts teasing you in the middle of camp, just brushing her tits over your face “by accident” when she leans in to explain the plan. I swear I missed three lines of dialogue because I was too busy staring and trying not to mash every button. And the violence in fights is weirdly graphic. One minute you’re watching an orc skull pop like a watermelon, next minute your companion is wiping blood off her cheek with her fingers, then slowly licking it while giving you this horny little side look. It’s like the game is constantly asking “you came here for story, right?” then laughing because it knows damn well why you stayed.