So there's this One Punch Man parody game called One Pump Chump and honestly? The title already tells you everything about the comedy level we're dealing with here. You play as some scrawny virgin hero who's supposed to be climbing the rankings but keeps getting distracted by every monster girl and heroine with a pulse. The whole setup is basically "what if Saitama but horny and terrible at lasting more than thirty seconds."

The combat system tries to be turn-based RPG stuff but let's be real - you're not here for strategic depth. You're here because Tatsumaki's green hair and attitude make you question your life choices, and the game knows it. There's this whole transformation mechanic that's supposed to make you stronger but mostly just gives you new ways to embarrass yourself during sex scenes. The oral scenes are decent enough, though the handjob animations could use work - they look like someone's trying to start a stubborn lawnmower. And don't get me started on the mobile optimization; half the time the touch controls register when you're just trying to scroll past dialogue.

What actually works is the humor mixed with genuinely hot scenarios. The monster girls have personality beyond just "me horny, you fuck," and the parody elements hit different when you're balls deep in a creampie scene with someone who's clearly meant to be a hero association S-class. The anal content is surprisingly well-written for what's essentially a meme game, and the masturbation scenes actually serve the story instead of feeling tacked on. Sure, the RPG elements are shallow and the sex toy integration feels random, but when Tatsumaki's calling you pathetic while riding you into oblivion, mechanical depth becomes less important. The vaginal scenes pack enough heat to make up for the wonky combat balance, though I still can't figure out why my damage output changes based on arousal level.

Dust in the air, ruins on every side, and this smug bastard of a treasure hunter walking around Egypt like the end of the world is just a mildly annoying weather report. That’s basically the mood here. You’re the guy who crawls through collapsed temples looking for weird relics, but the game is way less about history and way more about who you’re going to fuck, break, share, or protect on the way. There’s this chill, slow beat kind of soundtrack in some scenes that honestly doesn’t match the amount of fucked up stuff you can do, and I kinda liked that clash. You’re picking your way across a dead city, then suddenly you’ve got a naked girl on her knees in a ruined living room, collar around her neck, sand blowing through the broken windows, and the music is just calmly looping like it’s lo-fi hip hop radio. It feels wrong in a good way. The world looks harsh: burned-out cars, broken statues, blood stains nobody bothered to clean. Then you’re casually deciding if that half-starved mom you rescued becomes your obedient cocksleeve, your “protected” slave, or part of your little household where everybody fucks everybody. The game pretends you’re making moral choices, but honestly it’s mostly “how cruel do you want to be today?” and “how much do you want them to like it?”

Sex scenes hit a lot of kinks without really slowing down to ask if your brain is okay. One moment you’ve got a stacked woman with huge tits grinding on your lap in a dark bunker while her daughter watches from the side, blushing and pretending she doesn’t want in. Next moment you’re outside on a balcony, making the shy girl strip while guards walk below, and your dialogue options are either “humiliate her harder” or “pretend to be gentle while humiliating her anyway.” I liked the group scenes more than I expected: bodies all tangled on a dirty mattress, you fucking one girl from behind while another rides your face, someone else just kneeling and jerking you off whenever you pull out and switch holes. The incest angle isn’t subtle at all, it just leans in like, here’s your “family”, enjoy turning them into your personal harem. Sometimes it gets nastier: piss play in broken bathrooms, girls crying while still begging to keep serving you, blood on the floor during one of the horror sequences where you’re not sure if you came or just blacked out for a second. There’s some actual adventuring too, walking through tombs, weird monsters, cult freaks, a few scenes that go full horror with gore and screaming slaves chained to walls. I wish the point and click parts were a bit less “click every glowing shit on screen until the scene moves”, but then again I was mostly waiting for the next time I’d shove a terrified girl against a cracked pillar and decide whether I’m going to ruin her, share her with raiders, or pretend I’m her savior while owning her completely. The game lets you be that kind of bastard. Or a slightly nicer bastard. Same difference.

Star Periphery feels like some horny cousin of Mass Effect that got kicked off the Citadel for being way too into traps and monster girls and then ended up hauling junk on the ass end of the galaxy. You start as this clueless guy drifting around the Periphery, all rusted ships and flickering neon and people who absolutely want to use you as stress relief. It’s got that old-school sci-fi vibe, like someone smashed Farscape, Space Truckers and a fetish forum together, then said “yeah alright, now who’s pegging the MC first”. Everything looks used and dirty in a good way, like the kind of cargo bay where you absolutely should not touch anything with bare hands and yet you’re on your knees in there anyway with a futa captain’s cock in your mouth, feeling her grab your hair and treat you like the new ship toy. The game leans hard into futadom, but it doesn’t just throw you into instant porn logic. You start as this kinda shy dude, kind of virgin energy even if you click the cocky options, and then the world slowly wraps around your balls. There’s a perk system, but instead of numbers it kinda feels like your dignity slowly turning into skill points. You do a little job on a grimy station, flirt too much with the wrong tall futa, next thing you know she’s “training” you, which in this game means she’s spreading lube on a toy that really does not look beginner friendly and saying stuff like “breathe, sweetheart” while your character tries not to scream. And the thing is, it’s written so you can almost feel the stretch. Not just “he takes her” but every inch, every pause, the way she teases you about how tight you are and how long she’ll need to work your ass before you can even think about taking her full size.



It’s not just one flavor either. One moment you’re getting jerked off under a table by a smug futa officer while negotiations happen above you, trying not to whimper when she squeezes your throat and whispers that good boys don’t make a mess on the floor. Next scene you wander into some clinic that looks half medical, half torture porn, and there’s this milf doctor with huge tits pressed tight into latex, slowly feminizing you because “a pretty sissy like you will get better contracts”. She puts a vibrator in you “for monitoring” and then just leaves it running while you talk to another NPC, and the game lets you sit in that tension instead of rushing straight to orgasm. There’s anal training arcs where your character is clearly not ready, lots of edging, lots of “no, you don’t get to cum yet, you haven’t earned it”. Sometimes it even annoys the hell out of me, because I’m there desperately clicking thinking “please just let him blow already” and the futa just keeps grinding that big dick between his cheeks, using his ass like a toy without giving him anything back. Then two scenes later you get a softer girl, some punk futa with big tits and a big heart, who strokes you off slow, kisses your forehead, lets you creampie her and you see that internal view of her filling up, and suddenly the game feels almost romantic again. Choices matter just enough to feel messy. Say the wrong thing to the wrong dominant girl and she upgrades your “voyeurism” from watching to being watched, like having you jerk off in a window while the crew passes by. Pick the more submissive options and certain routes open where they push you deeper into sissification and toys, until your “big quest” for the night is basically “how many inches can I take without safewording”. It’s horny, kind of mean, sometimes tender, sometimes way too into spanking when you just wanted a chill titfuck in the cargo hold. But that’s the charm. The Periphery doesn’t care what you planned. It just grabs your throat, pulls you into its lap, and makes you earn every single ending with your ass.

You get your Hogwarts letter late, when you’re already 18, horny, and way too online, and honestly that single idea sold me faster than any trailer. This isn’t the kiddie version of the wizard school people grew up with, it feels more like somebody mashed together a dating app, a hentai forum and a messy fanfic archive, then let you walk around inside it as a confused first-year “adult” who’s absolutely not ready for how thirsty everyone secretly is. The game throws you into Hogwarts University like it’s just another campus, but instead of frat parties and bad beer you’ve got enchanted corridors, talking portraits that totally judge your porn choices, and professors who really shouldn’t bend over that much around students. There’s a main story that behaves itself most of the time, pretty vanilla, like a PG-13 fantasy thing, and then there are side paths where suddenly Hermione is whispering some very not-PG research ideas in the library stacks and your moral compass quietly logs out.

What I like is how the tone shifts without handing you a giant neon sign that says “ok, now fetish section”. One moment you’re grinding a boring fetch quest, the next you’re locked in some clubroom with Luna looking at you like you’re a weird creature she wants to study and maybe ride. She talks in that dreamy way and then just casually suggests trying a charm that makes your cock bigger “for science”, and you sit there pretending you still care about house points. Ginny has that aggressive sporty energy, like she’d shove you against a broom closet door for a quick blowjob and then talk shit about your technique, but in a hot way. Hermione is more of a slow burn; her route starts all proper and righteous and then, if you keep picking the wrong-right answers, she ends up debating sexual ethics with you while stroking you under the table in the common room. And when the game decides to go darker, with mind control or NTR stuff, it doesn’t fake it, it really leans in, which is both hot and a bit “wow, okay, we’re doing that now”.

What surprised me is how much it lets you be both the horny disaster and the one in control. Male or female MC, it actually matters, not just for pronouns. As a girl you can push Hermione into that “study buddy who suddenly wants to experiment with girls” route, or get tangled with Tonks who basically feels like the chaotic milf that shows up, morphs her body a bit, and asks if you want to try tentacles tonight like she’s asking about Netflix. As a guy, there’s this whole angle where your “big cock” is almost a character by itself, getting commented on, enchanted, used for some really wild magical sex scenes, from simple oral in a hidden classroom to anal practice with a blushing Astoria who pretends she’s not into degradation. There’s even pregnance stuff if you keep forgetting to use spells or just don’t care, and the game quietly tracks it, which made me double-check my saves like I was actually late for a clinic appointment. The dating sim core is simple enough that you can play it on your phone on the bus if you’re a complete degenerate with screen brightness on minimum, and the animated bits are rough sometimes but in a charming, “this came from a horny brain, not a boardroom” way. It’s messy, it’s inconsistent, it lets you ruin people with mind control or get ruined yourself in a threesome that spirals out of control, and half the time you’ll be asking if that scene was really okay while already clicking “continue” to see the next blowjob loop.

The whole thing feels like somebody mashed a horny fever dream with a scuffed RPG and then said “yeah, good enough, ship it.” You’re this demon who basically woke up with your memories padlocked, tossed into this classy-but-not-really pleasure house where everyone wants something from you, including your body, your soul, and your mana bar. The place looks like a luxury brothel run by demons who took a self‑help course on “maximizing lust potential” and then forgot half of it. Every hallway feels like it’s whispering “you’re gonna fuck something here later” and usually it’s right. You start off weak, confused, and already surrounded by women who either want to ride you, use you, or turn you into their favorite toy while pretending it’s “training.” One demoness literally greets you like you’re a broken vibrator she’s excited to fix. Story goes all serious about saving a beloved and healing some broken soul, then five minutes later you’re in a room with a succubus pinning you to a chair, asking you what kind of pussy you like while she grinds on your lap to “measure your potential.” It’s very spiritual. In a very not spiritual way.

Gameplay itself swings between “huh, that’s cool” and “why the fuck is this so slow.” You’ve got stats, skills, choices that actually shift scenes around, and these power‑up moments where your demon abilities flare up mid sex scene. Like, imagine pounding a demon girl, she’s on all fours, clawing the bedsheets, and the game suddenly says your power surges, your aura spreading, her body reacting harder, wetter, more desperate. You pick if you overwhelm her or tease her to insanity, and the dialogue changes so she either ends up worshipping you like a god or cursing you while still begging for more. That stuff hits nice. Other times, you’re stuck listening to a five minute monologue about demonic rules of the House when all you wanted was to get back to the red‑haired girl promising you a “reward” for winning a small duel. And yeah, the harem angle is full throttle. You slowly collect this band of women around you: ambitious demons trying to reach the “Hall of Fame,” cute humans pretending they’re in control, one quiet one that looks like she’s gonna be the soft one and then she rides you like she’s trying to rewrite your spine. Vaginal sex is the main dish here and the dev knows it. You’re spreading legs in private rooms, training halls, baths, even a “ceremonial chamber” that’s basically a fancy way of saying “fuck pit” while everyone politely pretends it’s a holy ritual. Your superpowers slip into the sex in nice ways, too: enhancing sensation, stretching time, making them feel every slow thrust like a shock. Sometimes you’re the one getting overwhelmed though, locked between thighs while a demon girl drains you over and over, your health and energy bars crying while your dick has the time of its life. Feels unfair. Still kept clicking.

There’s this one bit where you try to reach that Hall of Fame thing and the House throws trials at you that are half combat, half seduction. So you’re fighting some cocky demon chick, exchanging blows, and suddenly the “fight” turns into her pinning you against the wall, licking your neck, asking if you want to “submit” as her little plaything. You can act dominant, shove her back on the bed, grab her hips and fuck her until she’s seeing stars, or you let her ride you raw while she keeps this smug grin, promising she’ll put in a good word for you if you cum on command. It’s silly and hot and sometimes awkward with how talky it gets, like the writer wanted to cram in deep lore between thrusts. There’s a recap in the menu for the prequel and it actually helps, but it also reminded me how much this game loves its own drama. One scene has you comforting this broken girl, soft and serious, then thirty seconds later she’s moaning under you, her legs wrapped around your waist, begging you not to stop while the text still talks about “mending her soul.” Feels like therapy, if therapy involved creampies. My only real complaint, aside from a few lines that sound like they’re written by a horny philosophy major, is that sometimes you get hyped for one girl and the game just yanks you away to some side character for a long chat. Then again the next time that same “side” girl is bouncing on your cock, trying to prove she deserves a spot in your future harem, so I forgot I was annoyed. That’s kinda how the whole thing goes. You get annoyed, then someone moans your name, and the screen fills with thighs and sweat, and suddenly the flaws feel like just part of the charm.

Mid-20th century Europe, guy fresh out of uni, totally lost, and suddenly he is in some fake-Italy place flirting with revolution and fox tits. That is basically the vibe. You start as Ryunosuke, this Japanese dude who has no clue what he wants in life, except he knows he wants something different and, very quickly, something thick. Stivale looks nice at first, old stone streets, political posters peeling off walls, people angry about some chancellor’s bullshit, and then boom, fox-eared warrior girl with a sword in your face and a rack so big your brain just gives up. Serena shows up like “Who are you and why are you in my country,” and five minutes later she is pinning you to a wall, collar half open, tail swishing, threatening to gut you while low-key eye-fucking you. The game just goes straight into this mix of serious war scars and horny teasing, and it works way better than it should.

The whole adventure thing creeps in slowly, between the porn. One scene you are dodging soldiers in turn-based fights, the next you’re hiding in a ruined barn where she makes you jerk off because “we need to relax before the next battle.” She watches, ears twitching, licking her lips when you go faster, calling you “good boy” in this soft Japanese voice that feels way too intimate, then suddenly she slaps your hand away and uses her tits instead, trapping your cock between them, spitting a little, whispering how she wants to be filled while the artillery rumbles outside. It is horny, but also oddly sad, like everyone here is a bit broken and just using sex as a breather between traumas. Then again, one hour later she is riding you in some half-collapsed chapel with stained glass over your naked asses, so the game is not pretending to be deep or anything. There is a bunch of different monster girls that join your crew, each with their own way of being absolute degenerates. A big-ass cow girl who starts leaking milk when she gets too turned on and begs you to suck it out so she can “focus on the mission.” A prim-looking mage who seems all romance and soft kisses, until she locks you in magical chains and tests how many times you can cum by just using her mouth and a single finger playing with your ass. Sometimes the group sex scenes come right after heavy story beats, like someone gets betrayed, and five minutes later you are in a smoky hideout getting your dick sucked while another girl grinds on your face, and somehow it fits the tone. War is hell, but also, apparently, one long orgy.

What actually surprised me is how much control you weirdly have over the relationships, considering how horny the whole thing is. You can lean more into the romance with Serena, where she is shy the first time you go vaginal and clings like a virgin who pretends she is fine but clearly is not, then next route she is cheating on you in a dirty alley with a monster ally while staring at you, making you watch as the other guy fills her and she squeezes his cum out with her fingers and smears it on your lips. There are quiet campfire nights where she lets you rest your head on her lap and you just grope her tits slowly while she hums, and there are drunk scenes where she orders you to lick her thighs clean after she pees herself laughing too hard, which is… yeah, that is a whole menu of kinks right there. The combat bits between all this are like snack breaks: simple turn-based fights, a bit of strategy, some leveling, and mostly an excuse to unlock scenes where losing means getting used by enemy monsters, or winning lets you fuck them into your army. Different endings depend on who you creampie, who you knock up, who you treat like a lover or just a toy. Some paths end with a kind of bittersweet “we saved the country but ruined ourselves” mood, others are basically “everyone pregnant, everything on fire, but hey, we are happy.” The voice work is honestly what sells the filth: Serena moaning in Japanese while calling your name, little gasps when you go anal for the first time, the shaky breath right before she begs you to cum inside. It sounds messy, human, sometimes awkward, and that makes it way hotter than some clean, robotic porn loop. The only thing that pissed me off is that one lingerie outfit she has in a late scene looks ugly as hell and you are forced to stare at it during a really good titfuck. I still think about that. Anyway, the game just keeps mixing politics, monsters, and sex in this weird cocktail that should not work but somehow does.

Carmen looks like the kind of girl who should be teaching yoga on Instagram, not grinding on a sticky pole for drunk strangers, and that contrast is exactly what makes this game kinda hot. She starts as this disciplined dancer and gymnast, all straight spine and good-girl posture, then the game just keeps poking at her until you start asking yourself if you’re saving her or slowly turning her into a filthy little exhibitionist who gets wet the second someone calls her “slut” from the front row. You play with her three “voices” in her head, which sounds stupid at first, but actually feels like arguing with three different versions of your horny conscience. The “Good” one is like, “Please don’t suck that guy off in the VIP for extra cash,” the “Evil” one is silently unbuttoning her blouse, and Lust is already on her knees. You don’t just click a moral choice and move on either, they talk, they comment on what you did yesterday, they remember that time you agreed to sleep while the mind control creep “studied” her body for his cosplay project and suddenly that one late decision shows up again in a totally different scene, like a hangover with tits.

The sandbox part feels more like drifting than grinding. One moment you are doing a memory mini game on stage, trying to chain spins and splits so the crowd throws more money, and the next you wander into a beach event where a bunch of girls in monster girl outfits are shooting a “private” cosplay photoset. It starts all cute, cat ears and smiles, then someone pulls out a box of toys and asks if Carmen minds “helping with the tentacle shoot.” Of course she can say no, but then the club paycheck looks a lot smaller, and that rent counter in your head keeps ticking. I liked how some scenes sneak up on you. You go to the mall “just to shop” and somehow end up in a changing room threesome, with her pinned between two girls while some invisible perv on the other side of the mirror whispers suggestions into her mind, pushing light bondage ideas, telling her to keep pretending she is asleep while they lick slowly between her thighs. And when she starts enjoying the pretend sleep sex a bit too much, one of her personalities gets pissed, another is proud, and Lust just wants more fingers inside. The game is messy, sometimes too much talking, sometimes the pacing feels like waiting in a Discord voice chat that never mutes, but then you hit a crazy group scene at the nightclub, Carmen on her knees with a collar on, spit dripping from her mouth after a long oral session, ass teased with a toy while everyone around is cheering her on, and you kinda forget that the UI button in the top corner still annoys you for no reason at all.

The whole thing starts in this very unglamorous way: your life is kind of shit, the app you poured your soul into got snatched by hackers, and instead of going full revenge fantasy, the guy just runs back to his hometown like a dog with his tail between his legs. It sounds pathetic, but it works, because the game leans really hard into that “I hit rock bottom, now I’m gonna fuck my way back to the top” energy. You’re this male protagonist who looks more like a dude who spent years on GitHub than in a gym, but somehow every woman in Roots either wants to fix you, own you, or ruin you. Sometimes all three in one scene. One moment it feels like romance, with these slow, kind of sweet dates, where you’re checking messages on your phone like a bored kid and then she suddenly hints at what she does when she’s alone at night. And then later that same girl has your face between her thighs, soaking your mouth while you’re thinking about XP gains and whether you picked the right dialogue option. It’s stupid. And it works. The sex never pretends to be classy: there are messy blowjobs where she gags and mascara smears, lazy handjobs on a couch where your pants are only halfway off because “it’s just a quick one,” tits wrapped around your cock while she looks up with this fake innocent expression and then slips into full ahegao when you shoot hot cum all over those big boobs. There’s a scene where you wake up with morning wood and a girl sitting at the edge of your bed just staring at the tent in your shorts, pretending she’s not. Ten seconds later she’s palming it through the fabric and murmuring something about “helping you relax” while you’re desperately trying not to nut too fast because you know the game is tracking this stuff in the background. Or at least it feels like it does. I liked how the sandbox side quietly encourages you to be a little creep. You wander around, poke into places, and suddenly you’re peeking through half-open doors, watching someone grind on a pillow, panties pushed aside while she rubs her clit, or spying a girl in the shower and you can almost hear the dev whispering “go closer, you coward.” There’s this one voyeur moment where you watch a couple go from soft kissing to full-on raw fucking, her legs wrapped around his waist, her ass bouncing with every thrust, and you get this idiot choice: walk away like a gentleman or keep watching with your dick in your hand. Guess what everybody clicks. Sometimes the game acts like it wants to be wholesome: there are romantic arcs where you actually talk, tease, build tension before anything happens. You share secrets, you discuss your failure with that stolen app like it really hurt, and she comforts you, stroking your hair, then your chest, then your cock, then suddenly you’re balls deep inside her, her nails digging into your back while you grunt into her neck, pushing to that slow, sticky creampie that the camera just refuses to look away from. Then ten minutes later you’re in a completely different route being blackmailed by someone who found your private photos and now wants you to kneel, lick her feet, and beg. She presses her toes against your lips and only lets you fuck her when you’ve cleaned every inch. You feel like shit. And turned on. I’m still not over the first time the game really opens the door to the kinkier stuff, though. There’s a girl who looks soft and sweet on the surface, then you end up tied to a chair with your wrists bound, her riding your lap while holding a little toy against herself, moaning about how “your stupid face” turns her on. She slaps you when you talk too much, spits in your mouth, slams down on your dick until you’re shaking. Then later, that same character is all snuggly, dropping in your bed for a lazy night where she just lies on her stomach scrolling TikTok while you jerk off onto her back like it’s no big deal. The tonal whiplash is kind of charming. The group scenes hit different. Bodies tangle, tongues mix, you’re switching from pussy to ass and back again, someone’s lips wrapped around your shaft while another girl is grinding her slick slit on your thigh, using you like a living toy. There’s this ridiculous threesome where one girl sits on your face, dripping wet, while another one uses your cock like she’s racing a timer, slapping her own ass, telling you not to pull out, and when you finally lose control, you paint her insides, cum leaking out while she squeezes every last spasm from you. Meanwhile the one above you pushes her foot on your chest for balance and accidentally turns it into a tiny foot fetish moment that feels too real to be scripted. Oh, and the mobile side of it? Feels almost illegal how easy it is to sneak in a quick masturbation scene during a dead moment in a coffee shop. You’re there, pretending to answer Slack messages, when the game throws you a scene of a girl shoving a toy inside herself on cam, fucking herself on a chair, moaning your name like you’re actually there. Your thumb is flicking choices, trying to act cool while your brain is already halfway into the bathroom. It’s distracting in the best worst way. There’s a bit where a long-simmering tension finally explodes with you taking a “good girl” for the first time, her back arched, eyes wide, virgin pussy stretching around you, whimpers turning into sharp cries every time you push deeper. She keeps asking if it fits, if she’s doing okay. Then, a while later, she’s riding you with this wild grin, full ahegao, sweat dripping down her tits, asking for dick in her ass next because apparently character development means anal now. It barely makes sense, but in that horny logic, it makes perfect sense. The game loves big asses and big tits in a very blunt, almost rude way. The camera just plants itself right there on her bouncing cheeks while you slam into her from behind, your hand grabbing fat, jiggling flesh, red handprints from earlier spanking slowly fading. She yelps every time your palm connects again, then pushes her ass back harder, begging you not to stop. Sometimes you’re gentler, sliding in slowly, her tight hole swallowing your cock inch by inch, her fingers clawing at the sheets while she tries to relax. You hear that little gasp when you finally bottom out and she realizes you’re not pulling back. And yes, there’s incest drama tucked in the narrative like it’s some shameful secret and also the main course. Home feels very different when the people you grew up with are suddenly giving you long looks in the kitchen, brushing “accidentally” against your crotch, or walking around half naked, waiting for you to snap. One scene has you groping someone you really shouldn’t on the couch under a blanket while the TV is on, your fingers slipping under her panties, her biting her lip so the others in the room don’t hear. It’s filthy, and the game knows exactly what it’s doing with that. Funny thing is, some of the quiet moments are hotter than the big orgies. A girl sitting on your lap in a small room, casually grinding against your bulge while pretending to be interested in some small talk. Her whispering in your ear that she wants your cum inside, right now, that she doesn’t care where. You slide into her, raw, her pussy clutching you, and there’s this point-of-no-return feeling when you both know you’re not pulling out this time. Warm, wet, final. The romance, the corruption, the voyeur stuff, the toys, all of it kind of melts into this messy, horny hometown stew where you’re always one wrong choice away from getting blackmailed for life or buried in someone’s thighs. Roots is not subtle. It doesn’t try to be clever, but sometimes, in those messy, animated little loops of you thrusting into someone while she claws at you and moans with her tongue out, it hits very close to something that feels real. Or at least real enough that you’ll be palming your phone in one hand and your dick in the other, telling yourself “just one more scene” and never meaning it.

Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.