My kid was looking at this on his phone. I saw the name Street Fighter and thought okay, fighting game, he plays those. Then I looked closer. It's not Street Fighter. It's just... Poison. And Ryu. And she's... her chest is enormous. Like, absurdly huge. The whole thing is a point and click where you're supposed to defend against her attacks by clicking circles that pop up. Reflex thing. Miss too many and you lose, hit enough and she... strips.

I stood there watching him click these little blue orbs while Poison's sprite got progressively more naked between rounds. Four rounds total. The minigame itself is so basic, just a clicker with a timer bar that drains if you're slow. The hitboxes felt off on my phone, sometimes I'd tap right on the circle and it wouldn't register, and then her attack lands and Ryu's health drops. Infuriating. Not that I was playing it. I was just... testing. After he went to bed.

The reward at the end is a pov blowjob scene. It's not animated well. It loops awkwardly and the art style shifts from the fighting part, like they grabbed assets from different places. Poison's expression doesn't change, just this fixed look while the loop plays. I don't know what I expected. Actually I do know, and this wasn't it. The whole thing takes maybe three minutes to finish if you don't fail the reflex checks.

I haven't decided if I'm going to say anything to him. What do you even say? "I noticed you were playing a game where a woman with poison powers takes off her clothes and then..." I don't know how to finish that sentence. The browser history showed he found it through some forum link. These things just exist out there, no age gate, nothing. Just a webpage with Ryu getting a blowjob as a reward for good timing.

Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

I keep coming back to that one frame where she's fully exposed, legs spread, and the anal beads are halfway in. Her face does this weird pixel twitch that's supposed to be a wince but looks more like she's trying to remember if she left the stove on. The artist clearly spent 90% of their time on the tits, which hang with this impossible weight that defies both physics and the Street Fighter source material. They bounce when you click. They bounce when you don't click. Sometimes I think they bounce independently of anything happening on screen.

The minigame structure is barely there. You poke at her crotch until a meter fills up, then the dildo unlocks, then the beads. There's no resistance, no feedback beyond the same three squelching sounds looped into oblivion. The facial animations, if you can call them that, cycle through maybe four expressions total. Surprise, discomfort, something that might be pleasure if you squint, and that vacant stove memory look. The blue costume doesn't so much come off as it gets pushed aside awkwardly, clipping through her thighs half the time. Arawaza Chun's art style has this rough sketch quality that I actually dig, like someone drew this in a horny frenzy at 3 AM and never bothered to clean up the lines.

But then you notice the cursor doesn't align properly with the hitboxes. You'll be clicking on what looks like her clit and suddenly the anal beads are equipped instead. Make it make sense. The brunette variant, if you can even call swapping a hair color a variant, has the exact same animations. Zero effort there. And yet I've opened this thing like seven times this week. The jank becomes part of the appeal somehow. Or maybe I'm just making excuses for why a game with basically two interactive zones and no ending keeps pulling me back. The sound design is atrocious by the way, just these compressed wet noises that clip at the high end. Very authentic to the chiptune era I guess, but my ears deserve better.

The whole thing feels like someone drew it on a napkin during a boring meeting and then decided, yeah, ship it. Juri Han is there, sure, recognizable enough with the hair and the general vibe, but the art has this rough, almost sketchy quality that somehow makes the whole thing dirtier. Not in a polished hentai way, more like finding a crumpled, very explicit comic in a bus station. The proportions are all over the place. Her chest is massive, like two watermelons taped to a stick figure, and the physics, if you can call them that, are just a jiggle loop that doesn't sync with anything. It's hypnotic in a broken way.

The core loop is just a series of stills with a bit of tweening. You get Juri in a few poses, mostly involving her using what the game calls her "secret sex ultra". It's basically a powerbomb that ends with her on top, grinding. The animation for the actual act is a three-frame loop. Thrust, pause, thrust. The sound is a single wet slap on repeat. I spent an absurd amount of time staring at how her foot was drawn in the second scene. It's just a weird triangle. A complete afterthought. And yet, the expression on her face, that specific crazy-eyed glare from the source material, is captured perfectly. She looks genuinely unhinged, like she'd break your pelvis and laugh about it.

There's no game here, not really. You click, the scene changes, she says something about power levels that makes no sense. It's a delivery system for a very specific fantasy, and it doesn't pretend to be anything else. The lack of polish is almost a feature. It's raw. It's like the creator just wanted to see Juri in this one specific scenario and built the bare minimum to make it happen. The whole thing crashes if you click too fast on the third scene, by the way. Just freezes. Have to refresh the page. Nobody bothered to fix that, and honestly, it adds to the charm. Or doesn't. I can't decide. It's a mess, a glorious, horny, technically broken mess that knows exactly what it is. The clit detail in the close-up is surprisingly well done though. A single point of focus in a sea of scribbles.

The whole thing is three loops. That's it. No menus, no dialogue, just Poison getting railed by Deejay, then Dudley, then Balrog in a row. I kept waiting for a fourth scene to unlock, maybe a hidden button, but no. You click the thumbnail, the animation plays, it loops. The end. For a convention afterparty projector this is actually perfect because nobody has to think, but on a phone at home it feels like someone sent you a zip file from 2009 and called it a game.

The animation itself is rough in a way that loops back around to charming. Poison's tits bounce with that weird elastic snap you only get from hand-tweaked keyframes, and Balrog's dick has this slight bend that makes the penetration look almost painful. Deejay's scene is the weakest, his face stays frozen in that same grin the whole time, like he's posing for a photo while his hips do all the work. Dudley's is the best, mostly because his boxing stance makes the thrusting look like a jab combo, and Poison's legs shake in a way that suggests the animator actually watched reference footage. The sound is just a low synth hum and wet slaps, no moans, which is either lazy or genius depending on how many people are in the room.

I wish there was a speed control. The loops run at one pace, and after the third repeat you start noticing the same smear frame on Poison's ass every time. Also the background is just a purple gradient, no stage, no crowd, nothing. For a Street Fighter parody you'd expect at least a health bar or a KO flash when they finish, but no. Just three horny gifs in a trench coat pretending to be a game. Still, I've seen worse at actual conventions. At least nobody here is dressed as a fursona while explaining their lore.

Sakura's ass in that blue qipao. Jesus. The thing about these dressup games is they always promise more than they deliver but this one, I dunno, something about the way the fabric stretches when you toggle the skirt up. Click. Click. Click. My mouse finger getting a workout and not just from the obvious reasons.

The cum mechanics are weirdly satisfying. Not a sentence I thought I'd type today. You got these little buttons on the right and one of them just... applies it. To her face, her chest, wherever. Multiple layers too which is either dedication to the craft or someone's very specific fetish getting mainlined into browser code. The Street Fighter theme is barely there honestly, it's Sakura in name and pink hair but don't expect hadoukens. Though imagine if you could. Actually don't imagine that, I'm getting off track. The uniform toggle is nice, classic schoolgirl thing, but the real star is when you start mixing accessories with the hard sex poses. There's this one angle where she's bent over and you can add glasses? Why glasses? Who cares, it works.

Gallery mode saves your... creations. For later. You know. The makeover part is basic as hell, click to add clothes click to remove them, but the art style has this rough unpolished energy that makes it feel dirtier somehow. Like finding a sketchbook instead of a finished painting. Some buttons lag and I clicked "remove top" three times before it registered which killed the mood momentarily but then the cum layering started working and I forgot why I was annoyed. The big ass tag is accurate. Very accurate. Sometimes you just need a game that knows exactly what it is and doesn't pretend otherwise. No story, no dialogue, just Sakura getting increasingly messy while you play digital dressup with increasingly less dress.

I was supposed to be doing expense reports. Spreadsheet was open on one monitor, this Cammy hentai thing on the other. The art is rough, like someone drew it during a very horny lunch break and never cleaned up the lines. That's not a complaint. Polished porn feels dead inside. This has the energy of a sticky notebook

Cammy's face at the end is the whole point, right? Three loads at once, all over that blonde hair and those big tits. The game knows what you're here for and doesn't waste time with story. M. Bison, Vega, Balrog, they just line up and she works through them. Blowjob first, then riding on top, then from behind. Standard rotation.

The bukkake finish is actually well done for something this unpolished. The cum textures look cheap but they layer on properly, and Cammy's expression shifts from annoyed to completely wrecked. That's the arc. That's the whole game.

Vega's section is the weakest. His claw thing just sits there while she sucks him off, like the animator forgot he has a weapon. Balrog's part is fine, standard big guy pounding. Bison's is weirdly tender for a dictator, lots of slow thrusts. You'd think he'd be more aggressive but whatever.

The sound design is basically three loops of wet noises and one moan track. After two minutes you'll mute it and put on something else. Not a dealbreaker for a browser game but still.

One thing that bugs me, Cammy's tits change size between scenes. In the blowjob they're huge, then during the riding they shrink, then they're huge again for the facial. Pick a size and commit. It's like three different artists worked on her and never talked to each other.

The controls are just click to advance. No choices, no positions to unlock, no way to skip to the ending. You sit through all three guys even if you only care about the final shot. That's fine for a quick session but don't expect replay value.

You know what's funny? I spent like twenty minutes trying to get the stupid browser zoom right because the text was tiny and I kept clicking on ads for cam sites by accident. Classic.

Anyway this is basically Juri Han from Street Fighter doing what she does best, which is apparently not fighting but getting railed in the ass. The whole premise is she's got this new "ultra combo" that's just porn. Like literally her special move is anal sex. I'm not making this up. She practices anal fucking to trap her opponent and then speed fucks until the guy nuts inside her. That's the combo. That's the fighting game mechanic. I don't know why this is so funny to me but it is.

The animation is janky as hell, like someone learned Blender last Tuesday and said "today we make Juri's tits bounce." They do bounce though. Big time. The pov angle puts you right there watching her go to town and honestly the sound design is what got me, it's so bad it loops weirdly and there's this wet slapping noise that cuts off mid-slap sometimes. I laughed. Then I kept watching. The creampie scene at the end is what you'd expect, nothing groundbreaking but it delivers what it promises. She's got that crazy look in her eye the whole time which is accurate to the character I guess? I don't play Street Fighter 4 so I'm just trusting the description here.

The whole thing is maybe five minutes of content if you let it loop. The brunette tag is doing heavy lifting because her hair is definitely more purple but whatever, close enough. I wish there was more variety in the positions but for a browser game that probably took a weekend to make, it's fine. The cumshot physics are questionable. Actually the physics in general are questionable. Her spine does things spines shouldn't do during the anal scenes but I've seen worse in AAA games so who am I to judge.

The whole thing runs on a loop, which is honestly more hypnotic than it has any right to be. You got Cody, looking like he just walked out of a parole hearing, and Poison, who is... well, the eternal question, right? The game doesn't answer it, it just hands you a toggle. Cock or pussy. Pick one. The animation doesn't change much, just the equipment, and that's the entire joke. A one button existential crisis.

Cody's got this massive, almost clinically rendered dick and he's just going to town on Poison's ass with the enthusiasm of a man who's been in prison a while. The physics are janky, like a flash animation from a forgotten corner of Newgrounds, but there's a specific weight to the thrusts that works. Poison's giant, ridiculous tits bounce with a rhythm that's almost separate from the rest of her body. You can almost hear the slapping sound effect that isn't there. The whole thing is this grimy, unpolished hentai take on Street Fighter that feels like a dirty secret you found on a zip disk.

Then the cumshot. It's not just a shot, it's a weather event. The screen gets absolutely hosed. It's so over the top it loops back around from gross to genuinely funny. Like, who hurt the developer? Why is there so much? It just keeps going, painting everything white until the loop resets and Cody is back to pounding away like nothing happened. The 3 on 1 tag is a lie, by the way. It's just these two. Maybe the third is the existential dread of Poison's canonical ambiguity. Or the sheer volume of jizz. That could count as a third participant.