Become Alpha is a porn game with tons of memes, kickass branching storyline, quests, RPG-like experience system, and a possibility to have sex with many partners. It's also pretty damn funny. The story is about Harry Panuchkin who's a nerd and a wannabe gangster. He has a big dick, but never actually used it. It's your job to help him get the pussy and make him a proper alpha male, that he always wanted to be.

Grace looks like she escaped from some early 2000s horny anime, got stuck in your browser and decided rock paper scissors is a valid excuse to get naked. She’s in this small room that feels almost too clean, like a hotel where somebody already fucked on every surface but housekeeping did a decent job. She’s got that “I’m shy but also kinda into this” vibe, with underwear that looks like it was picked by a girl who pretends she’s innocent and then starts talking about dick size like it’s a normal topic over coffee. The whole thing is set up as strip rock paper scissors, which sounds dumb and childish until you’re halfway through a match and genuinely tense about whether you should throw rock or just accept your fate and watch her bra hit the floor.

The weird part is how much sound matters here. It’s not some orchestral thing, it’s these tiny audio details that keep sneaking into your brain. The little soft slap of her clothes landing when she peels them off, the tiny inhale when she’s down to panties, that stupid victory jingle that starts to sound like Pavlov training for your dick. When she leans forward and the camera kind of closes in on her face, there’s this subtle mouth sound as she breathes out, and my horny monkey brain instantly went “oh yeah, that’s a girl who knows how to suck cock.” There’s no grand blowjob cutscene flying at you in the first minute, but everything about how she moves and how the timing of the audio hits makes you think about her on her knees, spit dripping, throat working around a big dick while she pretends she doesn’t like it. She totally likes it though. The pussy teasing is almost cruel. She spreads a little, shifts her weight, you get these glimpses that are just enough to make you lean closer to the screen like an idiot. I kept waiting for a moan that never came at that one moment where she bends over slightly. It made me crazy and I kind of hate the dev for that. I also love them for it.

What really got me is that the “game” part, the stupid rock paper scissors, actually started messing with my brain. Win too much and you feel like a perv bully, lose on purpose and you start feeling like a simp, and in the middle of that she’s just there slowly losing clothes and treating you like this slightly awkward partner in crime. There’s this point when she’s standing there in just her indies, a little flushed, and the room goes quiet in a way that feels intentional. No background loop screaming for attention, just you, her, and the possibility that you’re about to see more than you probably deserve for clicking a few buttons. I caught myself breathing in sync with her for a second, which is embarrassing as fuck to admit, but it happened. And yeah, there’s some janky stuff, like one animation where her mouth moves a bit off the audio and suddenly you’re thinking about those trashy hentai clips on Twitter where someone badly loops a blowjob scene over a random moan. But right after that, she tilts her head, smiles with this “ok, your turn” look, and it somehow feels like actual flirting. It’s dumb, horny, slightly broken, full of teasing pussy shots and unspoken promises of warm wet throat action, and I wouldn’t change that weird tension in the room at all, even though I kind of wish she’d just drop to her knees and prove exactly how good she is with that mouth. I also don’t. I don’t know. My brain and my dick are not on the same page here.

Chainsaw Love feels like somebody took a horny fever dream about Chainsaw Man, shoved it into a cheap mobile visual novel format and then accidentally made it way more fun than it has any right to be. You’re in this weird building at night, everything kinda quiet and tense, and then it’s just you and these three women who could absolutely ruin your life in the best and worst ways. It’s not trying to be classy. This thing is a dating sim where Love and Lust are basically your scoreboard, and half the time you’re pretending to care about conversation just so you can push those numbers high enough to see what happens when the clothes start to vanish. And yeah, the girls are exactly who you think they are: Himeno being all messy and dangerous and a little broken, Power acting like a horny goblin with big tits and zero shame, and Makima with that cold smile that makes you feel like you’re both pet and toy.

What I like is how low-key the whole thing is. You’re not running around, no big map, no grinding nonsense, just that building, those girls, and your choices. One minute you’re picking a “Talk” option where you’re trying to say something normal, like a decent human, the next you’re clicking “Flirt” and suddenly she’s leaning in, asking if you’re really that bold or just stupid. When I picked a more pervy answer with Himeno, she laughed, called me out, then still gave me this sloppy, half-drunken blowjob scene that looked like it came straight out of some cursed ai cg generator in the sexiest way. It’s rough, not perfect, but somehow that makes it hotter. Like, it feels wrong, but you still keep tapping. Power’s stripping parts are stupid and amazing at the same time: she talks big, throws her clothes off like it’s nothing, then complains about something random while she’s on her knees. I swear at one point I was supposed to feel romantic, and instead I was just laughing while also fully turned on.

The Lust gates are kind of annoying sometimes. You want to jump straight into oral or a special scene and the game is like “nah, you didn’t flirt enough, go talk more first”. But then you get a little hooked, trying to find the exact dialog chain that makes Makima drop her fake kindness and go full predator on you. Those moments where your choice actually flips the mood are the best: one wrong line and she treats you like a clueless dog; hit the right vibe and she gets close, makes you feel lucky, then reminds you she’s in control while she’s using your mouth or body for her own fun. The art is that ai 2dcg stuff that sometimes looks slightly cursed if you stare too hard, but when she’s swallowing you in some dim room and the camera is just focused on lips, tongue, spit, and those eyes, you stop caring real fast. I kinda wish there were more tiny reactions, like different lines if you fail, but whatever, I still keep replaying trying to unlock that one variation I probably imagined. Chainsaw Love is messy, horny, stupid, hot, and surprisingly cozy to open in a browser on your phone when you’re supposed to be doing something else.

It’s messy in the best way. You start thinking it’s just another parody trainer thing, you know, the kind where you poke at anime girls until they blush and moan, but then it hits different. The world feels like some twisted mashup of every horny fantasy you ever had watching late-night anime reruns. RWBY girls in detention, Hinata pretending to be shy while you make her do things she’d never admit she likes, Android 18 acting cold until she’s begging for more - yeah, that kind of different. The game doesn’t even try to hide what it is. It’s corruption, blackmail, prostitution, harem building, all tangled up like a wet dream that forgot to end. You pick your route - romance or whorehouse - and both feel wrong in a way that’s weirdly right. The sandbox setup means you can just mess around, push boundaries, and see who breaks first. Spoiler: it’s usually you.

The animations aren’t just filler either. They’re dirty, loud, sometimes awkward, sometimes perfect. There’s a scene with Meiko Shiraki that made me pause and just stare, not because it was beautiful but because it felt too real, like watching someone lose control for the first time. Then there’s the teasing - god, the teasing - where you’re half sure the game’s mocking you for getting turned on by pixels. But it works. It’s honest about being porn, no fake romance fluff unless you pick that route, and even then, the “love” feels like an excuse to fuck slower. I like that it doesn’t pretend to be classy. It’s raw, sometimes mean, sometimes sweet, and always just a little uncomfortable. That’s the charm.

You’ll notice small things, too - like how the moans don’t loop perfectly, or how one character’s eyes don’t quite match the lighting in a scene. It bothered me for a second, then I realized it made everything feel more human. Not polished porn, but messy, sweaty, desperate sex between people who shouldn’t be doing it but can’t stop. That’s the game’s real trick: it makes you complicit. You’re not just training them - you’re changing them, breaking them, maybe saving them, I don’t know. And somewhere between a bukkake scene and a shy confession, you start wondering if you’re the one being trained.

So I picked up this Fairy Tail parody thing called Lusty Tail expecting some basic fan service stuff, but honestly? It's messier than I thought it would be. You're playing this dude who's living with Erza and Mirajane as step-sisters, which already feels weird if you know the source material, but whatever. The whole premise is starting your own guild and collecting all these anime girls like they're Pokemon cards or something.

The art's decent enough - typical AI-generated stuff that looks fine until you stare too long at the hands. Lucy's tits are absolutely massive here, way bigger than in the show, and Levy looks way too young even for anime standards which made me uncomfortable. There's this whole guild management thing going on but it's mostly just clicking through dialogue to get to the sex scenes. Speaking of which, the BDSM stuff with Erza is pretty hot, lots of domination play that actually fits her character. But then you've got these random footjob scenes with characters who barely get any buildup? Like why is Sherry even here, she had like three episodes in the actual series.

The writing's all over the place though. One minute you're having this sweet romantic moment with Juvia, next thing you know you're balls deep in some exhibitionism scene with Cana that came out of nowhere. The sleep sex content is questionable as hell but I guess that's what some people are into. Mobile version runs like shit on my phone, keeps crashing during the longer scenes. Also why does every girl make that stupid ahegao face? It's 2024, we can do better than that. The creampie animations are solid though, and there's enough variety in positions to keep things interesting. Jenny's scenes hit different, probably because she's not from the main cast so there's less baggage. Still wish they'd fix that bug where Wendy's dialogue shows up as Minerva's sometimes.

This one feels like somebody’s horny daydream about a homeroom gone very, very wrong, and I kinda respect how blunt it is. You open it and there she is, that anime-style teacher with the serious glasses that scream “I’m strict” while her tits scream “no you’re not.” She’s got that classic neat outfit that looks like it should be professional but it’s clearly holding on for dear life, like one button away from a work accident. The game doesn’t bother with story, no fake “I’m helping you with your grades” bullshit. It’s just: here’s the teacher, here’s her huge chest, start messing with her, don’t overthink. You jump through short scenes with those little blue arrows on the sides, and it feels like flicking through a dirty manga where someone ripped out all the boring pages and left only the parts where clothes fall off and she stops pretending to be proper.

What I liked most is how her vibe changes as you click through. At the start she still has that “I’m in control, I’m the adult here” face, eyes behind the glasses, body all tight and put together. Then one scene later, her shirt is open, bra barely doing anything, and her expression starts melting into this mix of shock and slow lust, like she didn’t plan to let you see that much but got caught enjoying it. There is one moment where her glasses slide a bit down her nose and you can see more of her big dark eyes, and it hits harder than all the bouncing tits, just this tiny detail that makes her look suddenly more human and more fuckable at the same time. You strip her piece by piece, and there’s a scene where she is trying to keep her skirt in place while her top is already gone, and the way her boobs are drawn there… honestly, they look ridiculous, but in a good way, like the artist just said “fuck anatomy, this is porn” and went full fantasy. Then later you get her completely exposed, and yeah, the dildo shows up, not as some romantic toy, just straight-up “let’s see how deep this goes” action, and it’s actually hotter than the usual lazy clicking, because her expression shifts from “I shouldn’t” into “I need more” and that hits different.

Only thing that annoyed me, really, is how the clicking sometimes feels a bit off rhythm. You tap, nothing, tap again, then suddenly she jumps to a new pose and you kinda wanted that half-second of tease in between. I was watching her tits jiggle on my phone while trying to type a message on Telegram and the app lagged, and I swear I was more pissed about losing the perfect angle on her nipples than the actual conversation. But yeah, this teacher is pure fetish fuel: glasses, mega boobs, that older woman classroom authority vibe, and then you peeling it all away until she’s just a naked mess who lets you play with every part of her body. It’s simple, it’s trashy, and it knows exactly why your hand is already on the mouse.

Grandparents vanish, everybody shrugs, and years later you roll in like some half-baked detective with a hard-on and a phone that never stops buzzing. That’s basically the energy here. You’re supposed to be this serious investigator, asking around town about what happened to your old folks, but every single person you meet is either horny, hiding something, or both. One second you’re checking out a crime scene, the next you’re staring at a milf’s ridiculous tits while she pretends she “can’t remember” anything unless you help her relax a bit. And yeah, relax means exactly what you think. The game just leans into that whole “I should focus on the case but my dick has other plans” vibe and somehow it works. Not in a classy way. More like Pornhub glued to a cheap sci‑fi detective comic.

What I really like is how your phone basically becomes your second brain. You’re on Telegram with some girl who’s “too shy” to talk in person, then she sends a pic that absolutely says she’s not shy. You swap between chats, clues, and porn-tier selfies like it’s just another Tuesday. The whole world feels like a horny group chat that escaped into a visual novel. One moment you’re following a lead about some weird lab your grandparents were involved with, clicking through dialogue options, trying to sound smart. Then out of nowhere, a chick with a big ass and some lowkey scary vibe is like, “I can show you what your grandpa liked.” And now you’re naked in a room with glowing toys and some subtle superpower shit going on while she edges you just to see how long you last. The game doesn’t even pause and explain the powers. Stuff just happens. People float a thing with their mind, or read your thoughts while you masturbate in the shower, then act like this is normal. Honestly, I kinda respect it. Also, fuck whoever designed that tiny settings icon in the corner. I mis-tap it every damn time and end up squinting like grandpa again.

The funny part is, for something with aliens, superpowers, and a mystery about vanished grandparents, the moments that really stick are you sitting on a bed, phone in hand, watching a girl strip on video because you picked the teasing option instead of the horny brute one. Or peeking through a half-open door like some busted voyeur while a dominant older woman toys with a younger girl and pretends she doesn’t see you. She absolutely sees you. That whole exhibition thing is constant. Public showers, open windows, “oops I dropped my towel” scenes, people using toys in places where any sane person would lock three doors first. You keep thinking “ok, this is too much” and then they drop a line about your grandparents being mixed up in all this pervy sci‑fi stuff and you go right back into detective mode, clicking through leads, forgetting you still have cum on your hand. It plays like a horny sandbox where the investigation is just an excuse to keep meeting weird, hot people who have no respect for personal space. If you’re the kind of player who taps through romance options while half-watching Netflix, this will absolutely wreck your focus in the nastiest way.

Your ex-girlfriend Amanda is caught in a ruthless game where pleasure meets punishment. This time, you’re not just calling her back - you’re dragging her into a world of relentless torment and raw ecstasy.

In the dim light of your dungeon, her clothes vanish one by one, exposing her vulnerable flesh to your hungry eyes. Leather straps hold her tight, her hips swaying between resistance and desire as you decide when to punish or please.

Her body responds to your cruel touch, hips bucking involuntarily as your hands roam from her breasts down to her soaking core.

She tries to resist, but each moment twists her further into submission, begging for release even as you deny her.

You push boundaries and break limits, turning Amanda’s punishment into a twisted dance of pain-laced pleasure.

The dungeon echoes with harsh commands, muffled cries, and the slick sounds of forbidden play.

For those who hunger for unfiltered hentai action filled with dungeon-bound stripping, bondage, and carnal submission, this game delivers.

Scooby-Doo parodies are usually trash but this one actually gets the characters right before completely destroying them. Fred's basically turned into a pathetic cuck watching his girls get corrupted by some new mystery-solving stud, and honestly? It's kinda hot seeing Mr. Perfect lose everything. The writing nails that classic cartoon vibe at first - you got Velma being all nerdy and analytical, Daphne doing her rich girl thing, the usual gang dynamic. Then this new guy shows up and everything goes to hell in the best possible way.

What really works here is how they don't just jump straight into the hardcore stuff. There's actual buildup where you watch the corruption happen bit by bit. Velma starts questioning her bookish ways, Daphne gets more adventurous, and Fred... poor Fred just watches it all happen. The sandbox elements let you choose which girl to focus on corrupting first, though honestly the lesbian scenes between Velma and Daphne are probably the hottest content in the whole thing. The animation's decent enough - not groundbreaking but way better than most parody games manage. You get all the positions you'd expect plus some creative use of those mystery-solving gadgets that'll make you never look at the Mystery Machine the same way again.

The NTR angle is brutal if you're into that - Fred getting completely cucked while thinking he's still the leader is genuinely painful to watch. Some of the dialogue made me laugh out loud though, they really captured that goofy Scooby-Doo humor even during the sex scenes. Fair warning: if you're not into watching beloved childhood characters get absolutely railed while their boyfriends cry in the corner, maybe skip this one. But if corruption and cuckolding are your thing, this hits different than most adult parodies. The mystery element is basically just window dressing for all the debauchery, which is exactly what it should be.