lol the gray blob is back and this time it got kasumi from doa

not even gonna pretend this is a real game, it's like someone took a flash animation from 2006 and just let it rot in a browser. the whole thing is fighting of ecstasy or whatever, same gray tentacle monster that looks like a glitched out ps1 model, now trying to grab kasumi. she's got those ridiculous doa proportions, big tits bouncing with zero physics logic, red hair clipping through her own shoulders half the time. the fight part is a joke, you just spam clicks and watch her health bar drain while the monster flails around. sometimes she kicks, sometimes she just stands there taking hits like she's waiting for the bus. the hitboxes are a myth, i swear half my attacks connected with the air next to her and still counted. and the sounds, oh god, it's like someone recorded wet slaps on a nokia phone from 2003.

then when you win, which takes maybe 30 seconds if you're not completely asleep, the tentacle stuff starts. it's exactly what you'd expect, monster wraps her up, clothes vanish because why not, and then the animation loops like three different positions. the tentacles clip through her body constantly, her face stays in this weird frozen expression that's supposed to be ecstasy but looks more like she's trying to remember if she left the stove on. one of the animations just straight up breaks if you let it run too long, her leg twists backwards like a pretzel. i kept watching it though, not gonna lie. something about the jank makes it almost hypnotic, like watching a car crash where everyone's naked.

wish there was more variety, maybe different monsters or at least a second character, but no, it's just kasumi and the gray blob forever. the whole thing feels like someone discovered rpg maker but for porn and just stopped trying halfway through. still better than those ai generated games flooding itch io lately, at least this one has a soul, even if that soul is a broken tentacle animation from the bush administration era.

This isn't even trying to be a game, and honestly? respect. just three redheads, one robot with too many tentacles, and absolutely zero plot getting in the way. loaded it up expecting some johnny test parody with dialogue or setup but nah, it's literally click to animate and that's your whole evening sorted. the robot just goes for it, both sisters at once, and the tentacle physics are janky in a way that somehow makes it hotter. like watching a hentai gif from 2007 that someone forgot to polish but remembered to make filthy.

the double penetration tag isn't lying, mary and susan get every hole filled simultaneously while the animation loops. no sound though, which is criminal. had to pull up something else on my phone for audio because silent tentacle fucking feels wrong. the redhead designs are clearly traced from the show but exaggerated where it counts, and marie's expression when the robot first grabs her? that's the good shit. blank eyes, mouth open, the whole yandere fantasy of being completely overwhelmed by something that doesn't care about your consent. wish susan got the same treatment but she's more stiff, literally and figuratively.

the threesome aspect is where my brain short circuits. watching them both get used by the same machine, sometimes facing each other, sometimes not. there's a moment in the loop where the tentacles reposition and for a split second you see both sisters completely stuffed and that's when i realized i'd been clicking for like twenty minutes without blinking. the johnny test parody framing is whatever, the robot design doesn't even look like anything from the show, but who's here for accuracy? i'm here for the obsessive part of my brain that wants to see cartoon redheads ruined by machinery. simple as that.

There's this one Naruto Shippuden flash game floating around, you know the kind you'd find on newgrounds or e621 back in the day, and it decides to fill in a blank the show left. The blank being the big pervert Sasori and what he apparently does to Sakura after that whole puppet master fight with Chiyo. Forget the hundred puppets technique, his real secret jutsu is something else entirely, a skill for mentally destroying girls through humiliation, and the game just cuts straight to him using these mechanical tentacles on her.

The animation is rough, like really rough, not smooth at all. It's almost jarring how it loops, but maybe that adds to the whole grotesque factory of it. She's just there, Sakura, the strong student of Tsunade, and she can't defend at all. There is no fighting back mechanic, it's just a scene that plays out. You just watch. The tentacles, they're these crude robotic things from Sasori's arsenal, and the whole point is how this powerful technic just leaves her completely helpless. I spent maybe too long trying to see if the animation would change if I clicked around, it doesn't. It's just that one repeating loop of her getting *** by puppet appendages.

It's a parody, obviously, and naming it a "hidden chapter" is a funny way to frame it, like some lost Toei Animation cut. The whole thing is built on that one cruel idea from the tags, humiliation is his favorite card. If you're into a specific flavor of naruto hentai where Sakura gets absolutely wrecked by a Akatsuki member's dolls, this exists. The artstyle is that recognizable early 2000s flash look, and it commits to its single, unpolished fantasy of Sasori's secret technique without apologizing. Just don't expect a game, expect a scene.

I keep coming back to this one animation, not because it's good exactly, but because the robot design is so stupid it circles back to being fascinating. It's got these mechanical tentacles, right, and they move with this jerky stop motion quality that reminds me of old Flash animations from Newgrounds. The blue haired girl just kind of... accepts her fate. No struggle, no setup. One frame she's there, next frame there's a robot appendage working its way into places that would require some serious prep work in real life.

The sound design is what gets me. There's this wet squelching that loops every three seconds, and it doesn't sync up with anything happening on screen. I had the tab open while scrolling Twitter and forgot about it, then heard what sounded like someone stirring mac and cheese coming from my speakers. My neighbor definitely heard it through the wall. The robot makes no noise at all, which is somehow worse. Silent metal tentacles doing unspeakable things while the girl's voice actress delivers lines like she's reading a grocery list.

The anal scene comes out of nowhere. One moment it's standard hentai fare, the next this robot has decided to multitask with zero warning. No warmup, no lube, just cold mechanical efficiency. The cumshot at the end sprays in this perfect geometric pattern that defies physics. Like a sprinkler system designed by someone who's only seen sex through a kaleidoscope. I've watched it four times now trying to figure out if the animator was being ironic or if this is genuinely someone's magnum opus. The seed lands on her face and just sits there, glistening wrong. You'll know what I mean when you see it.

The click zones on this one are weirdly specific and I spent way too long just poking her left tit to see if the animation would loop differently. It does, sort of. There's this suntanned brunette, right, and she's got that Kagura look from the old school stuff, the kind where the hair defies gravity and her expression stays stuck somewhere between annoyed and bored. The cat thing with the tentacles, I don't know where it came from, it just sort of phases into the frame and gets to work. No buildup, no "how did this happen", just straight to the anal invasion.

And the sounds. Or lack of them. There's this wet squelch that plays on a loop and it's mixed way too loud compared to the music, which is some generic synth beat I've definitely heard in a free asset pack before. The cumshot at the end, when you finally click the cat enough times, it's one of those exaggerated hentai floods that makes you laugh more than anything. Like, physics don't apply here, it just coats everything in a single frame. The tentacle animation itself is janky, you can see the frames skipping if you watch the tip closely, which I did, because what else are you doing in a short loop like this?

I wish the suntan lines were more visible during the actual penetration scenes. They're there on her thighs when she's just standing, but once the action starts the lighting washes them out completely. That's the kind of detail that bugs me. The anal stuff is the main event, clearly, but the game forgets about her tits after the first few clicks. They just sit there, not reacting to anything, which feels like a missed opportunity. Anyway, the loop resets and you do it again. Or don't. I probably will though, just to see if I missed a clickable spot on the cat's ear or something.

The first thing I noticed was the art. It’s like someone drew it on a napkin in a bar, then spilled a drink on it, then scanned it with a potato. The girls have these massive, ridiculous boobs that just sort of float there, defying all logic. I’m not complaining, exactly. It’s got a certain charm, like finding an old, sticky hentai magazine under a bench. You’re this little tentacle monster, a real daddy’s boy, sent out to, uh, “get experience.” The whole premise is so stupidly blunt it loops back around to being hilarious.

I spent way too long just bumping into a tree. The arrow keys are the whole deal, and my fingers felt like sausages. You slither around this tiny map, and the first girl you find is just standing there. You attack, and if she’s weaker, the screen basically explodes into a mess of tentacles and moans. The sound is just… a loop. A single, wet, slapping loop that made me think my headphones were broken. After you, ahem, succeed, you get stronger. That’s the whole game loop. I unlocked a new girl, a demon lady with horns, and she was just standing next to a different rock. The “hard sex” tag isn’t kidding, it’s just raw, repetitive animation. I found myself wondering what the dad monster’s backstory is. Does he pay child support in, like, magical essence?

I wish there was a button to just… watch. The moving around feels almost unnecessary. One of the girls got stuck on a pixel and I just kind of phased into her, which felt like a metaphor for something. The whole thing is a broken, horny fever dream. It’s not good. I played it for an hour.

The dancing animation. That's what they want you to notice, right? The way Neru's hips snap back and forth like a metronome set to stun. But I spent way too long staring at the weird purple tentacle that just sort of... phases through her thigh for three frames. It's not even the main event, just this one stray appendage that clips geometry like a Bethesda NPC falling through the floor. And I can't unsee it. The whole thing is supposed to be this climactic hentai showdown, tentacles everywhere, the classic Japanese monster hentai formula cranked to eleven. But that one glitchy tentacle lives rent free in my head now.

The hotspots are basically a memory game. Click the right spot, the animation loops, Neru's voice acting kicks in with those breathy little gasps that sound like she's trying not to wake up her roommate. It's fine. It works. The art has that slightly off model charm where one eye is bigger than the other but you're not supposed to care because there's a glowing tentacle doing something anatomically ambitious. The whole thing feels like a flash game from 2006 that someone rescued from a dying hard drive, complete with a UI that looks like it was designed in MS Paint. I mean that as a compliment. Mostly.

The monster design is where it gets weirdly specific. It's not just a blob. It has these segmented sections that pulse independently, and the color palette is this sickly neon purple against Neru's pale skin. Very Evangelion angel if it skipped leg day and focused entirely on being a pervert. The final sequence, the big finish they're building toward, has this one frame where Neru's expression shifts from distressed to something I can only describe as mildly inconvenienced. Like she just remembered she left the stove on. It's perfect. It's terrible. I wish the whole game had that energy instead of just the last three seconds. But it won't. That's the deal with these episodic things. You get one weird moment and then it's over.

Goeniko is captured and a monster's got its slimy bits all over her before you can even blink. It's a King of Fighters thing, you know the character. Big tits, blonde, that uniform she always wears. The setup is as basic as it gets, no finesse at all. The whole thing feels like someone sketched it out on a napkin and then just... stopped. The art has this rough, unfinished quality that I weirdly don't hate. It's like a doujin you'd find buried on a hard drive from 2006, and that's probably the point. Deliberately unpolished, the description says, and yeah, they nailed that part.

Clicking hotspots is the whole game. You poke around the screen and the scene advances, tentacles doing what tentacles do. There's a cumshot, obviously. It's so straightforward it almost loops back around to being confusing. Like trying to follow a recipe that just says "make food." I clicked one spot and a tentacle went somewhere I didn't expect and I sat there for a second thinking, well, alright then. The pacing is like a microwave dinner, you get the whole meal in 90 seconds and the plate is still cold in the middle. I wish there was some weird, grindy monster hunter mechanic where you had to weaken it first, but that'll never happen. This is what it is. A single, horny snapshot.

The sounds, god, I forgot to turn my volume down. It's just these wet, slapping noises that loop badly. It's the kind of audio that makes you paranoid your neighbor can hear through the wall, even though you know they can't. Reminds me of that one sticky flash game from the Newgrounds era where you just clicked a girl's boob and it jiggled. Zero pretense. I kept expecting a "game over" or something, but no, it just... ends. Or does it? I actually don't remember if I finished it or just closed the tab. Probably closed the tab.

It's basically that gif of the wet floor sign falling over but the sign is a lifeguard and the mop is a tentacle. I kept clicking with the same frantic energy I use when I'm trying to skip a YouTube ad before the five seconds are up. The pool setting is just a collection of bright blues and skin tones that my brain registered as "target rich environment" before I even understood the controls. There's a meter on the side that fills up, and when it's full, the screen does this weird little wobble thing. I still don't know what it actually does but I felt proud every time.

The bikini designs deserve a moment of appreciation. They look like they were sketched by someone who really understands the structural engineering required to contain beach balls, you know? One wrong bounce in that game and physics would just give up. The monster hunter character who shows up later has this tiny little spear that is about as threatening as a pool noodle. I wish there was a version of this you could play with just the arrow keys so you could keep one hand free for, uh, a drink. Yeah, a drink.

You ever play one of those mobile games where you're merging fruit and suddenly it's been an hour and you've accomplished nothing but you're also not mad about it? This is that but with more squishing sounds. The reflex part is real though. I missed a blonde in a red two piece because I blinked and my score just tanked. Actually made me say "oh come on" out loud to my empty apartment. The whole thing feels like a very specific fetish mood board that accidentally became playable, and honestly? We've all been there. I don't know what that says about me that I immediately started optimizing my route. Probably nothing good.