So there's this game called Cartoon Hearts and honestly? It's kinda weird but in that good way where you can't look away from a car crash, except the car crash is horny teenagers and cartoon characters going to high school together.

You play some random dude - because it's always some random dude, isn't it - walking around what looks like a normal city but surprise! Raven's doing her goth thing in art class, Violet Parr's trying not to phase through her desk during math, and Starfire's probably setting something on fire in chemistry because that's just Tuesday for her. The whole setup is unhinged in the best possible way. Like someone took Saturday morning cartoons and said "what if they all went to the same school and had raging hormones?" which is either brilliant or deeply concerning depending on your perspective. The writing bounces between actually clever character interactions and moments where you're like wait did Raven just say that? Because she did and it's weird but also... kinda works?

Each girl's got her whole personality thing going on - shy artist with mysterious vibes, popular athlete who's secretly insecure, alien princess who doesn't understand human customs but definitely understands human anatomy. Standard visual novel fare but with characters you actually recognize instead of Generic Anime Girl #47. The dialogue gets pretty explicit when things heat up, which they do because that's literally the point. Some scenes hit different when it's characters you've known since you were like twelve, creates this whole cognitive dissonance that's either your thing or absolutely not your thing. No middle ground here. The art style does this thing where it tries to stay true to the original designs while making them more... adult-oriented, if you catch my drift. Sometimes it works great, other times Starfire looks like she walked out of a completely different universe than Teen Titans but whatever, you're not here for art consistency anyway.

You know that feeling when a parody game actually “gets” the original characters a bit too well, and then absolutely trashes them in the filthiest way possible? This one leans hard into that. It takes the whole super-family thing, throws the hero act out of the window, and just focuses on two girls being stupidly, obsessively horny with each other. No big plot, no fake epic stakes, no “oh no, the city is in danger.” The only danger is how far they can push a body that was clearly not designed for the crap they end up stuffing inside it. And it is all in your face, no choices, no branching paths. You just sit there and watch this slow slide from “curious and shy” into “my holes are toys now.” It feels less like a game and more like reading a long, nasty confession someone wrote while their vibrator was still inside them.

First thing that hits you is how elastic everything is. Not the superhero powers, I mean the very obvious focus on ass and pussy abuse. The camera loves thick hips and that ridiculous mom body, but the real star is how each scene escalates the “let’s try one more size up” idea. You get small, almost innocent stuff at the start and then, very quickly, it turns into “ok, that is not even shaped like something that should fit there.” There is a point where she is spread on the couch, toy so big it looks dumb, and she still tries to talk like it is all fine while her daughter helps her angle it. That mix of fake composure and pure corruption is kind of hilarious and hot at the same time. Then the animation kicks in, and even when it looks a bit stiff or awkward, it somehow makes it feel more raw, like a dirty Source Filmmaker video your friend sent on Discord as a joke and then you watched five times alone. The nipple stuff is messed up in a good way too, very “this is not medically safe, keep going.” Watching something long and shiny slide into a place that should just stay for sucking and pinching, and seeing her act like that is the best idea she ever had, is peak wrong-but-right.

What I liked is that they do not pretend this is “romantic” or “wholesome lesbian awakening.” Nah. Violet goes from hesitant to complicit real fast, like she was only waiting for one excuse to start using her mom as a sex lab. There is this one scene where she is supposed to “help relax” with fingers from behind, and it just casually turns into deep anal play, fisting, and stretching that would make a pro star tap out. No fade to black, just steady, grossly detailed stuffing and spreading. The facial expressions sell it too: half of the time Helen looks like she is on the edge of blacking out, the other half like she is getting baptized in pure sin. And yeah, some angles are janky, some loops repeat, there is a weird moment where the toy clips in a way that pulled me out for a second, but the vibe is strong enough that you kind of forgive it. It feels like a corruption fanfic that grew a budget. There is zero subtlety, zero pretense. Just a super thick mom, her not-so-innocent girl, and a collection of toys that start big and end completely absurd, invading every hole that can be stretched and then some. If your brain is wired for “this is way too much” as a compliment, this thing is basically a long, sticky yes.

City full of capes, and you show up as the creep with zero shame and way too much free time. That is basically the energy here. No big destiny, no world saving, just you roaming around, hunting for chances to catch superheroines with their guard down and then dragging them into your filthy little orbit. It feels almost lazy on purpose: short scenes, blunt dialogue, no moral lesson anywhere. You hop from one part of the city to another, poke around, spy on girls who are supposed to be icons, and slowly turn them into your personal toys. The game really leans into that voyeur vibe. Half the fun is just catching them changing clothes, arguing in private, trying to pretend they still have control while you already know exactly how far they are going to fall. It is not subtle. You stalk them, corner them and sometimes it turns rough real fast. That mix of forced scenes and “fine, I’ll do it for money” prostitution hits pretty hard if you like your smut messy and not exactly wholesome.

Fanservice is the whole point. One moment you are watching Violet trying to act like a grown-up heroine, the next you have her on her knees, doing oral just to get out of a situation she can’t punch away from. Raven is even worse in a good way: all that dark, moody goth attitude, and you get to push past it, use her, then use her again because the game does not care about her feelings and neither do you, at least while you are playing. The contrast between their usual “untouchable” look and how the scenes treat them is what sticks. The sex is mechanical sometimes, just click here, watch another angle of the same vaginal pounding, move to the next girl, but then there will be one filthy line of dialogue or one tiny animation change that suddenly makes it feel way more degrading than you expected. I keep remembering this one short bit where a heroine glances at a window like she knows someone might be watching, and the scene never mentions it again. Is she into being watched? Is she ashamed? The game doesn’t care enough to explain, it just throws that in and leaves you sitting there feeling like an even bigger pervert. And yeah, the whole “slave” thing sneaks up on you too: first it is just a favor, then a paid fuck, then you are basically owning them and the game treats it like the most normal thing in this rotten city. It is crude, inconsistent, kind of broken as a story, but that dirt on it is exactly what makes it stick in your head after you close the tab.

Infinity Crisis Island feels like someone mashed together horny fanart from Reddit, a Ren’Py starter project, and a beach episode from every Marvel/DC cartoon, then forgot to put on the brakes. You’re the owner of this stupidly nice beach house on a tropical island, and heroes from both universes just kind of… show up. Not with epic plots, not with world saving, just with tight bikinis and way too much pent-up energy. The first one to crash at your place is She-Hulk, and she’s exactly the kind of big green problem you don’t try to fix. Thick ass, huge tits squeezed in a swimsuit that looks like it lost the fight, muscles everywhere, but the game leans hard into her being chill and playful instead of just “angry monster lady”. It’s not subtle at all, and that’s part of the fun. You pick your character, slap a name on him, and start trying to talk your way into her pants, and the writing is simple but horny in a very direct way. No long fake-deep monologues, just choices like “be a cocky bastard” or “pretend you’re a gentleman” and hoping she likes that vibe.

The UI looks like classic Ren’Py stuff, very basic, but it runs smooth on both laptop and phone. I tested it in Chrome on Android while pretending to “check Slack” and it never lagged or broke. Dialog pops fast, the click-to-advance pace feels good when you’re one-handed and impatient. The art is honestly the main reason to stay. She-Hulk is drawn thick as hell, with that big green ass taking half the screen sometimes, and there’s this funny contrast of comic-book cosplay and outright porn. You get kissing scenes that start kind of sweet, then just escalate into handjob under the swimsuit, then blowjob with drool everywhere, then full-on pussy pounding and creampies that leave her looking used but still teasing you. The game doesn’t shy away from cum shots at all; there’s plenty of white mess, mouth full, tits covered, thick ropes sliding down abs. Titfucks are there too, and not the lazy “two frames and done” kind. She pushes her huge boobs together, your cock slides between, and the camera angle sells the fantasy way better than I expected for a parody VN.

What actually surprised me is how the choices mess with the mood. You can play her like some raging monster who just wants to be fucked hard, or lean into her being laid back and flirty, and the sex scenes adjust their tone. Same positions, same basic events, but the way she talks changes a lot. Sometimes she’s talking shit, calling you out on being a perv, sometimes she’s more like “yeah, I needed this, keep going”, and that does a lot for the vibe. The game also likes to tease you with wrong answers that don’t fully lock you out, just slow things down, which is actually hotter in some routes. There’s one moment where you go from joking banter on the beach to her pinning you to the couch and grinding that big green pussy on your cock through your trunks, and it feels earned because of how you talked to her before. It’s still simple, it’s not Persona, but for a short horny parody it hits way better than it has any right to. Just don’t expect any deep narrative about superheroes or some multiverse crisis. The “crisis” is basically “can your dick keep up with a green amazon who wants anal, a creampie, and maybe a second round if you don’t talk like an idiot.” And honestly, that’s enough.