Look, I've been playing dating sims for years now, and most of them are just... boring? But this My Hero Academia thing caught my attention because, well, who doesn't want to bang their favorite anime girls, right? The setup is pretty straightforward - you're in the hero world and can date basically every hot chick from the series. Ochako, Momo, Tsuyu, even the older ones like Mt. Lady and Midnight. The variety is insane actually, like they included everyone you could possibly think of jerking off to.

What really surprised me was how detailed some of the sex scenes get. I mean, you got everything from basic missionary with innocent characters like Ochako to some really kinky stuff with Himiko Toga - that girl's into some wild shit, let me tell you. The titjob scenes with Momo are chef's kiss, her huge tits look amazing in the Koikatsu engine. And don't get me started on Mirko's scenes... damn bunny girl knows how to ride. Actually, speaking of riding, the reverse cowgirl animations are surprisingly smooth for what this is. Though I gotta say, some of the lesbian scenes feel a bit rushed? Like they're there just to check a box.

The dating sim part is... well, it exists. You talk to girls, give them gifts, build relationship points. Standard stuff really. But honestly, who cares about the dating when you can skip straight to watching Nejire do that thing with her tongue, you know? The missionary positions are vanilla but well-animated, and the doggystyle scenes with characters in their hero costumes hit different. Midnight in particular... fuck, that woman knows what she's doing. Sometimes I wonder if they spent more time on the sex animations than the actual dialogue because some conversations feel weird, but whatever. When you're watching Mitsuki Bakugou in a cheerleader outfit doing what she does best, you're not really thinking about story quality anyway.

I opened it thinking it’s just another idle clicker with anime boobs thrown everywhere, but the first ten minutes already had me whispering “okay what the hell” to myself. The girls don’t act like props here - they flirt back, tease you mid-upgrade, moan when you tap too long (yeah, that startled me), and somehow make grinding coins feel way filthier than it should. It’s not even about the money; it’s how their eyes change when affection stats jump. I swear one Rin lookalike gave me more emotional damage than an entire season of Fate. Then there’s this fake loading bar that creeps up while Mitsuri blushes in the corner - almost hypnotic, makes you forget what you were doing before it even ends. And somewhere between clicking outfits and rubbing the screen for “bonus affection,” you start wondering if it’s still a game or just you getting baited by pixels smarter than they look.

Not every girl hits though. Some voices loop weirdly, like Hinata whispering three lines too many times until you finally give up and mute her - only to unmute right after because silence feels wrong. One of the characters (don’t ask which, long story) breaks into giggles right before the blowjob scene unlocks and honestly? That threw the whole mood off and made it even hotter? Don’t think I’m proud of that. There’s something charmingly trashy about how the animation jerks for a split second during climax, like the devs decided realism isn’t the point here, rhythm is. Oh and those ridiculous costumes - sailor outfits, maid aprons that seem allergic to fabric - they look stupid in screenshots but perfect when she leans forward on your screen asking if you “need a break.” I said yes and then didn’t.

Anyway, I keep telling myself I’ll stop at one more affection level, but then Lucy or Erza appear and ruin that plan entirely. The idle part never really feels idle once you catch yourself grinning at nothing. It's uncomfortable how much personality leaks through these caricatures. They shouldn’t feel this alive, right? But they do, and that’s the trap.

You ever see a game title and just know, deep in your bones, that it's going to be a glorious trainwreck? Games of Desire, with its "cock bending" premise, is exactly that. It's an Avatar: The Last Airbender parody where Aang's final showdown with Azula isn't about the four elements. It's about a fifth. The animation is deliberately rough, like a Newgrounds flashback that got left in the sun too long. The character models are off. Azula's smirk is somehow both menacing and goofy. Aang looks like he's seen things, which, I mean, he has now.

The "story" is a paper-thin excuse to get to the paizuri scene. You get a titjob, a vaginal scene, and a sleeping... thing? It's a slideshow with a cumshot button, basically. The mechanics are clicking through dialogue that reads like it was translated by a horny AI, then watching the static images cycle. The big cock tag is accurate, it's absurdly proportioned, like a third leg. It's funny more than it is hot, honestly. The whole thing feels like a shitpost someone spent way too long on, and I respect the commitment to the bit. The Azula scene is the main event, and it's so over-the-top you can't help but laugh.

I wish the sleeping tag was explored with more than just a single, weirdly framed image. It just sort of... happens. No build up, no context. Then it's back to the main event. The sound design is nonexistent, which somehow makes the whole experience more surreal. Just you, the silence, and Aang's thousand-yard stare. For future players, don't go in expecting a polished hentai game. Go in expecting a meme that you can fap to, and you'll have a better time. The "cock bending" technique is never really explained, and I'm still mad about it.

The first thing that hits you is how janky the 3D models are. Like someone learned Blender last Tuesday and decided Hermione Granger needed to be their muse. Her face has that uncanny valley stare, the kind where you're not sure if she wants to kiss you or explain the entire history of magical law reform. The hair physics? Nonexistent. It's a solid helmet of brown polygons that clips through her shoulders when she moves. And honestly, I'm here for it.

The puzzles. Oh god, the puzzles. The dev admits in the notes they're harder than intended, which is the understatement of the century. I spent twenty minutes trying to unlock a skirt. A SKIRT. My brain was doing more gymnastics than Hermione dodging Ron's romantic advances in book six. There's a sliding tile thing that made me question my entire education, and I say that as someone who actually enjoyed Potions logic in the old PC games. But when you finally solve it and she strips down to her bra, looking at you with those dead fish eyes, something clicks. The corruption meter ticks up. She says something breathy about "Harry, we shouldn't" and then the titjob scene triggers.

The animation is stiff. Her breasts don't jiggle so much as they rotate on an axis, like two flesh colored planets orbiting the camera. Yet there's this raw, unpolished charm to it. The male protagonist (you, Harry, with no face and a perpetually erect polygon cylinder) just stands there while she works. No fancy camera angles, no dramatic music, just the sound of skin sliding and her repeating the same three moan clips. It's so unapologetically amateur that it loops back around to being hot. Like finding a dirty doodle in a textbook.

Wish the stripping had more stages. Right now it's school robe, then bra, then nothing. Where's the tie? The knee socks? These are important magical artifacts and they deserve screen time. Also Hermione's dialogue during the titjob keeps referencing "our NEWT exams" which is such a specific lore detail to include while your cock is between her tits. Priorities, I guess. The game knows what it wants and it's not subtle about it.

The first time Jimmy gets his dick between the lunch lady's tits, it's not even the weirdest thing that happens that period. Lustworth Academy runs on that kind of logic. You're this expelled delinquent, and the whole game is just one long fever dream of detention slips and milfs who really shouldn't be this into you. The titjob scene with the cafeteria woman, her apron still on, flour on her forearms, it's the kind of pixelated filth that made me remember why I stopped playing visual novels with the sound on.

Gameplay is point and click, mostly. You wander the school, trigger events, fail checks, reload. The art is 2D, deliberately rough around the edges, like someone drew it on notebook paper and then scanned it after spilling soda on the corner. That's not a complaint. It fits. The anal scene with the gym teacher, the lesbian subplot between two students you can watch from a closet, the footjob under the desk during history class, it all has this grimy charm. The parody elements are there if you squint, but honestly the game forgets it's a parody half the time and just becomes its own horny mess.

The groping mechanic is basically a minigame where you rub the mouse until the meter fills. I wish it had more depth, but it won't. The exhibitionism stuff, walking around with your fly open, getting caught, it's funny until it isn't. Then it's just another reload.

Dare to play it alone, or invite company? Actually don't. This is a solo mission. The bad jokes land better when nobody's watching you click through a handjob scene with the principal's wife.

The 100% grind on this one broke something in my brain. Not like, in a cool way. More like when you keep tapping a dead app icon on your phone expecting it to open. Fate/Squeeze Order. It's a parody, obviously, but the art is that specific CG hentai style where everyone's skin looks like polished plastic and the boobs have their own gravitational field. Saber's tits here are genuinely absurd, like the artist just kept dragging the size slider right and forgot to stop. I respect that. No half measures.

The titjob scenes are the main event and they're... fine? The animation loops are short. Really short. Like a gif from 2007 that you'd find on a forgotten imageboard. But the sound design, holy shit. There's this one wet squelch that plays on a loop and it's so over the top it loops back around to being hypnotic. I left it running while I was scrolling through my backlog on JoiPlay and forgot to pause it. My neighbor probably thinks I'm a degenerate. Which, fair. The big cock model is just a cylinder with a vein texture slapped on. It clips through the boobs constantly. Not a complaint, just a fact. It's part of the charm, like a Bethesda game but for your dick.

Unlocking the final CG in the gallery required a sequence of taps so specific I thought the wiki was trolling me. I wish there was a way to just, I don't know, adjust the speed of the loop manually. A slider or something. But there won't be. This is it. The whole thing feels like a fever dream you'd have after falling asleep on your keyboard while a Fate/Grand Order auto-battle runs. The parody aspect is just the character names and hair colors, don't expect any deep lore cuts. It's a boobjob simulator with the narrative depth of a puddle. I've already forgotten what the menu music sounds like.

The collision detection on the titjob minigame is absolutely cursed and I respect that. Tsunade's model clips through the player character's geometry like a Bethesda NPC falling through the floor, and somehow that jank makes the whole thing funnier. This isn't a polished experience. The Unity project probably has fifty compiler warnings and a deprecated animation rig, but whoever slapped this together understood that horny ninja parody doesn't need AAA sheen. It needs Sakura making that exact annoyed face from the anime while the dialogue tree gives you options that would get you banned from Crunchyroll comments.

Spent most of my time in the sandbox mode just breaking the sequence flags. You wake up in the Hokage's office, classic amnesia setup, and immediately the harem logic kicks in with the subtlety of a Rasengan to the face. Hinata stutters through her confession while Ino teleports into the conversation to call you a dumbass. The point and click adventure bits are basically a scavenger hunt for the next animated scene, and the game knows it. Found a bug where Tenten's romance path triggers twice if you click the scroll shop during the wrong time of day, so my save file now has two of her confessing simultaneously. Not fixing it. That's canon now.

The writing veers between genuinely funny parody and the kind of dialogue you'd find in a forum roleplay from 2006. Kurenai's teasing segments have this deadpan delivery that caught me off guard, and Ayame's ramen shop scenes are weirdly wholesome before they aren't. The male protagonist is a blank slate with the personality of wet cardboard, but that's almost the point. He's a vehicle for every kunoichi in the village to practice their... medical ninjutsu. Lady Tsunade's scenes have the most effort put into the animation loops, which tracks. Shizune just sighs a lot in the background and honestly same. The whole thing runs in browser and my tab crashed twice during the harem ending. Worth it for the frame where Naruto's face distorts into something that would make a Mimikyu uncomfortable.

The thing with these parody games is you already know the body types, right. Boa Hancock's design here, the way her neck tilts when she's doing that massage scene, that's what I keep coming back to. The animation loops are rough, like someone learned Spine yesterday and just went with it, but there's this one moment where Nami's hand moves and the fingers actually curl instead of just sliding a flat image around. That surprised me. Most of these don't bother.

I was trying to get the Robin scene to trigger and the UI just. The save system doesn't tell you which slot is which, just numbers, so I kept overwriting my own progress. Three times. The male protagonist thing, Luffy I guess, he's got this blank expression throughout that's supposed to be stoic but comes off as dead eyed. During the fleed flora encounter, whatever that plant thing is, the whole setup is her vines doing this teasing motion and his face doesn't change at all. It's distracting. You'd think getting a titjob from Nico Robin would elicit something beyond what looks like mild indigestion.

Sandersonia's part though. The cum on face mechanic triggers automatically after certain scenes and the way it layers on the 2DCG is actually decent, doesn't just look like someone pasted a png on top. The masturbation animations are where they clearly spent whatever budget existed, Nami's solo scene has this back and forth rhythm that almost loops seamlessly. Almost. There's always that one frame where her elbow jumps. I don't know why that bothers me so much but every time I see it I think about how someone looked at that and said yeah ship it. The whole premise is some Teach guy making them desperate but honestly they seem plenty eager without the plot excuse.

The whole thing feels like someone mixed a church drama, a bad family reunion and a porn folder called “do not open” and then forgot to lock it. You’re this guy who crawled out from the underground life, literally and mentally, and now you walk into the holy capital where everyone smiles too wide and prays too loud. The Church runs everything, the Saint is on every wall, and every corner feels like you shouldn’t touch it but of course you kinda want to. There’s this inheritance from a mother you barely know, and the “key” is basically your own body, your blood, your name. It already feels wrong before anyone even takes off a dress. And then they start.

What I liked is how the erotic stuff doesn’t wait for you to understand the politics. You’re still trying to figure who is lying and who is just horny, and already a mature woman is pressing her huge tits against you, pretending it’s “just comfort” while her hand drifts to your crotch. You get those slow teasing scenes where she leans in with fake holy softness, whispering like in an ASMR ear licking video on YouTube, but the camera is busy watching her lips wrap around your cock instead of a mic. She gags a little, saliva running, eyes rolling up like she’s praying. There’s this one moment, you’re half dressed, she’s on her knees on a holy symbol carpet, and you can hear the church bells outside while she’s sucking you until your legs shake. It feels dirty in a nice way. Then again, the game sometimes spams those soft moans so much it’s like looping the same 5-second audio on Spotify, makes you want to mute and just watch.

The whole harem thing builds slowly, but not really “sweet”. You bump into women that were shaped by this holy war world: a big ass elf girl who should hate humans but still blushes when you grab her and push her against a stone wall, fingers digging into her ass while she gasps and pretends to resist. A devout Saint-like figure who lets you grope her under the robes because “God is watching anyway”. The CG looks like it’s AI generated half the time, faces a bit too smooth, sometimes hands look weird if you stare too long, but the bodies are pure filth in a good way: fat tits, big hips, thighs that trap your head while she rides you and you can’t decide if you want to breathe or just stay buried. There’s animation where you’re pounding into a woman from behind, her breasts swinging, your cum overflowing from her pussy in a messy creampie, and she still whispers some holy nonsense while her eyes are clearly gone with pleasure. The story keeps pretending it cares about truth and old races and all that, but the part stuck in my mind is something smaller: sitting in a quiet room, watching a girl masturbate because you told her you won’t touch her, only look. She bites her lip, fingers circling her clit, trying not to say your name. That voyeur vibe, the way the game lets you sit back and just listen to her wet sounds and shaky breathing, is honestly more intense than half the “epic” scenes. And the cheating, the role play, fucking someone’s “pure” wife on a church bench while she rides you slowly, terrified someone will walk in, it all builds this nice rotten sweetness where you’re never sure if you’re saving these women from the holy cage or just dragging them into something even worse.