Guy wakes up one day and basically stumbles straight into porn logic. Not the glossy, “everyone’s perfect and moaning on cue” porn, but that weird half-comedy, half-horny kind where you keep thinking, no way this gets messier, and then it absolutely does. Hot Property throws you into this dude’s life right when he suddenly gets access to a house full of trouble: hot women, awkward chances, stupid luck, and his own brain that cannot stop sabotaging him at the worst possible moments. You’re clicking through and it’s like watching a car crash covered in lube. In a good way. Mostly.

The vibe is this: you think you’re walking into a simple “lucky guy with hot neighbors and sexy coworkers” story, then the game hits you with these little surreal bits that feel like the writer was horny and sleep deprived and just kept going. One minute you’re getting teased by this girl with ridiculous tits who pretends she’s not flirting, next minute there’s a sharp joke that actually lands and you snort laugh with your dick in your hand. I had Chrome, Discord and Twitter open, planned to just peek at it, and suddenly I’m arguing with myself over which choice might finally get that lesbian scene to stop being only teasing and actually go full hands, tongues, everything. The teasing is cruel, by the way. The girls know exactly what they’re doing. One leans in like she’ll give you a kiss, then pulls back and just wraps her fingers around you instead, slow strokes, smug smile, like she’s the owner and you’re just on loan.

Sex scenes are very in-your-face. You get everything: heavy tits bouncing in your face, big ass riding your lap like she’s using you more than fucking you, wet oral where you can almost feel the spit and precum mess, and that kind of tight pussy angle where the guy has zero dignity left, just that open mouth face. There’s group stuff too, where suddenly you’re surrounded and they’re passing you around like a toy, one girl sitting on your face, another grinding on your cock, somebody else just using her hand like she’s testing the “product”. Some of the humor sits right in the middle of all the lewd, like someone cracking a stupid joke while she’s got your dick between her tits, and it should break the mood but it kind of works. And then a scene drags a bit, too much dialogue when everyone’s already naked and ready, and you’re clicking faster like “shut up, suck something already”, but you keep going anyway because the next CG might be that one perfect angle you were secretly hoping for. The main guy is a walking fuckup who somehow keeps ending up surrounded by horny women, and half the joy is watching him nearly ruin everything, then accidentally turning it into another excuse to get his cock stroked, sucked, or buried deep inside someone who definitely should know better.

Morty wakes up in this thing like half familiar, half totally fucked, and before he even gets his head straight he’s getting dragged into horny bullshit that somehow manages to be even messier than the original. The game throws you into a “find a way home” idea, but it forgets about that pretty fast and just says: ok, who do you want to fuck first, and how badly do you want to screw them up in the process. It calls itself a fan remake, but it feels more like some pervert took the base story, kept the recognizable faces and voices in your head, then went “what if every single wrong idea I had at 15 became a branching scene.” One second you’re talking about portals and universes, next second you’re getting blackmailed into licking someone’s feet while she pretends this is about “helping Morty grow as a person.” There is so much teasing it actually got on my nerves in a good way, like those Ren’Py menus where you think “ok this time I’ll pick the nice option” and then suddenly you agreed to join a bukkake event in a garage with fluorescent lighting and nobody blinks.

The thing that hit me hardest is how dirty it is while still pretending to have some kind of morals. You can play Morty as this timid virgin who keeps getting walked over, or you just give up and lean full ntr and corruption, watching him “borrow” people who obviously belong to somebody else and then act surprised when it bites him in the ass. There’s that feeling of constant consent blurring: mind control scenes where you’re technically “saving the world” but really you’re just turning people into your toys; sleep sex that the script tries to frame as “oops, weird circumstances”; tentacle labs that look like they were supposed to be a serious sci fi experiment until someone thought “what if this thing also fucks them in three places at once.” And then there’s all the group stuff: twins sharing him like a new toy, lactation jokes that suddenly turn into pregnancy talk, body fluids everywhere while the dialogue pretends it’s still a parody of the show. It’s funny, and then it’s not, then it is again. One moment you’re laughing at a cosplay scene where a MILF is squeezed into some alien suit, next moment you notice there’s a choice to creampie her raw and maybe knock her up, and the game just shrugs like “you clicked it, dude.” I like that it doesn’t waste time with grinding or fake sandbox systems, but at the same time the straight line structure makes the kinks hit faster and harder, and sometimes you’re in the middle of blowjob, spanking, anal, toys, multiple penetration, all in the same “episode” and you kinda wish it would breathe for a second. It won’t. It just keeps pushing Morty into deeper perversion while pretending it’s all part of getting home, and if you’re honest, by the time you’re watching him give some sloppy oral to avoid being turned into science goo, you don’t really want him to leave this universe anyway.

Luna feels like that girl you scroll past on Instagram at lunch break, all city lights and smug little smirk, and then suddenly she’s stuck in some quiet-ass countryside where the loudest thing is a tractor and her own horny brain. The game throws you into her life right at that moment, when she’s still thinking about malls, neon signs, Starbucks, Tinder hookups, and now she’s sitting in a tiny bedroom with creaky floor and way too much silence. She’s the main camera, the main body, the main everything, and the whole thing is kind of built around how far you want to drag her from “I’m a good girl, mom” into “I let him cum inside and didn’t even pretend to be shocked.” And it’s not subtle. One choice she’s doing homework and pretending to be innocent, next choice she’s on her knees, makeup a bit messy, trying to swallow without choking and almost looking proud about it. I was playing with Spotify running in the background, had a late night lo-fi playlist going, and it somehow made the slow burn corruption feel like some weird sexy coming-of-age indie movie that nobody talks about on Twitter but everybody secretly bookmarks.

The school part hits first. Countryside school, but still the same locker bullshit, boys staring at her ass when she walks in, girls judging her outfit because she still dresses like city girl, too tight jeans, top that kind of fights to hold her tits. There’s this one scene where she’s bored in class, teacher’s voice just noise, she feels her phone buzz and you can push her to check some dirty chat under the table. If you lean that way, she ends up getting turned on by nothing, literally just a text, and her hand drifts between her thighs while the lesson keeps going, and the camera lingers on her face trying to keep a straight expression. That moment hooked me more than the obvious blowjob scene later. Feels real. Uncomfortable in a good way. Like when you were a teen pretending to pay attention while thinking about porn you watched on xHamster and praying nobody calls on you to answer a question. And Luna’s body is drawn with that very specific “MILF in the making” vibe: big soft tits, that round ass that wobbles when she walks down the corridor, thighs you just know would feel warm if you sat too close. She looks too hot to be this naive, which is exactly the point.

What I like is how the game lets you play DJ with her morality. You can put her on a “soft and sweet” playlist where she mostly resists, masturbates quietly in her room at night, fingers slipping under her panties while she thinks about a kiss that never happened, legs closing tight when she feels herself getting close. Or you shift the tempo and she’s letting a dude spread her on some couch, panties pushed to the side, breathing hard while he slides in raw, her eyes going wide at the first full thrust, that mix of pain and “holy shit this is good” written all over her face. There’s a scene where she hesitates, just a second, then wraps her legs around his waist and drags him deeper, nails in his back, and you know exactly what that means when he starts pounding with no condom. Creampie is not treated like some special, sacred thing. It’s messy, leaking out of her after, her fingers scooping it, cheeks red, somewhere between shame and curiosity. You kind of guide her into being the girl who wipes it off in a rush, or the girl who lies there and enjoys the warmth, maybe even smiles. Oral stuff hits nice too: the first time she goes down, she’s awkward, teeth almost involved, using her hand more than her mouth, then with a bit of corruption she’s doing slow, lazy licks along the shaft, cheeks hollowing, letting him push her a little too deep until her eyes water. Meanwhile she’s still that “new girl” at school, pretending in the daylight, playing dutiful daughter at home, then at night the screen fills with her naked curves, tits bouncing while she rides, or her ass taking up half the view as someone pounds her from behind, her moans louder than the cheap countryside crickets outside. I was jumping between VLC on second monitor, looping some synth tracks, and the game, and at some point it all blended into one long dirty playlist in my head, with Luna as the main track I kept replaying, even while complaining that one tiny UI button was in the wrong place and never actually doing anything about it.

This thing feels like peeking into a horny soap opera that accidentally got gamified. You jump between a few different main characters instead of getting stuck with only one POV, which is fun and also messy as hell. One minute you’re with this clueless virgin guy trying not to stare at a classmate’s ridiculous boobs in a quiet classroom, next minute you’re stuck watching some dude you already hate flirting with a girl you actually like. The school setting is classic, yeah, but the game leans way more into the sexual tension than into classes. There’s a lot of walking around, poking at icons, talking to people at different times of day, triggering events in random corners like the locker room, empty corridors, that shady storage room where nobody should be. It’s more a sandbox of horny situations than some clean, straight road. The fun is that you kinda build your own pace: you can stalk, flirt, or just go straight for whoever looks like she wants to misbehave. The game does this thing where small choices quietly stack up. Say you keep “accidentally” walking in when a girl is stripping for herself in her dorm, or you stay too long while she’s teasing you and pretending she doesn’t notice you staring at her ass. Later she suddenly stops pretending and just spreads her legs on her bed like, yeah, I know you’ve been watching. That jump from voyer vibe to full-on action actually feels earned, even if the writing sometimes trips over itself and sounds like it was translated twice on Google. Honestly I didn’t even mind, it made it feel more like some dirty fan project than a polished commercial product.

The sex scenes themselves are animated enough to matter, and there’s a good mix: soft “first time” stuff with nervous virgins where you can almost feel them shaking when she guides his cock inside, then more raw stuff like a girl deepthroating a dude she’s not supposed to be meeting at all. Interracial scenes pop up here and there and the camera really loves big asses and big tits, like, unashamed worship. Handjobs under tables while other students talk, blowjobs in bathrooms where you’re hoping nobody opens the door, that kind of thing. There’s one bit that stuck in my head where you’re hiding around a corner watching a girl you’ve been chasing get railed by another guy, and the game just lets you sit in it. You can see her grabbing his back, moaning his name, riding him while you’re stuck in the dark. You’re not forced to go there if you hate that type of shit, but if you choose it, it doesn’t half-ass it. It hurts, in a hot way, if you’re into that. The whole netorare angle is like a hidden knife: sometimes you think you’re on the “romantic route” and then if you were lazy with your choices or ignored her too long, you come back and she’s already got someone else’s cum dripping out of her pussy. I kind of wish the game punished you less for exploring side routes but also that frustration is what made some of the payoffs stronger. One thing that annoyed me for real: the little waiting around loop where you have to click through the same places again and again just to get a new event. You’re trying to get a blowjob in the bathroom and instead you get the same “hi” dialogue three times in a row, like a horny version of a mobile timer game. Still, when the scenes finally pop, the way the bodies move, the way girls tease you by pulling panties aside slowly or pushing your face between their tits, it hits the brain in that stupid way where you forget what you were even complaining about. You go from “ok this pacing kinda sucks” to “fuck, I need to see how far she’ll go if I push this choice again” in one click, which is pretty much the loop here.

You wake up already dead, dropped into this weird holy island that looks like some Pinterest fantasy board and Pornhub comment section had a baby. Whole place is basically a shrine to one booty-obsessed goddess who is hanging on by a thread and decides you’re her last lottery ticket. No slow build, no cute “will they won’t they” thing. You show up, you’re surrounded by stacked chicks with big asses and big tits, and every single one of them is looking at you like you’re not a person but a walking breeding season. The story pretends it’s about faith and rebirth and all that, but let’s be real, the main quest is “how many times can this guy nut before the goddess runs out of divine gas.” And it kinda owns that. The opening scene hits hard: POV of a dying world, some half-whispered prayer, then bam, soft animated jiggle, girl in a too-tight robe kneeling in front of you asking if your “divine tool” still works. Subtle? No. Effective? Also no. But I still clicked through every line.

Whole island is split into little areas, you wander around, talk shit, tease girls, trigger events. Sometimes you’re in a “serious” talk about fate, then the camera slowly drops and she starts stripping like it’s the most normal thing. The corruption angle sneaks in slowly. At first they’re all shy priestesses and warriors who “just want a child for the clan” and act like they’re doing a holy duty, then you keep visiting, choose the slightly meaner dialogue, grab a tit when the game lets you, and suddenly that same girl is asking you to cum inside because the goddess “likes it when her daughters are full.” You’re juggling a full harem before you even notice, scenes pile up, and your brain starts doing that thing where you open Twitter between orgasms and forget what route you were on. Some of the best moments are the dumb little jokes they drop in the middle of the dirtiest scenes. One milf is riding you, talking about sacred rituals, then out of nowhere she compares your dick to a “blessed warhammer” and it’s so stupid you remember it the whole day. And yeah, there’s a titfuck scene on a balcony where the camera angle is perfect and the timing of the cum shot syncs with the moaning loop just right, but the way her hair clips through her shoulder made me irrationally mad and I kept staring at it instead of her boobs.

The sex variety is wild but also kinda relaxed, like the dev knows the basics and just keeps remixing them. One moment it’s slow teasing, handjob under a table while another girl pretends not to watch, next scene you’re in this group ritual with three of them passing you around, spit and cum swapping like it’s some holy communion. Oral is everywhere, creampies are basically the main currency here, pregnancy is treated as both plot and fetish, girls talking about how they want your “seed” and then actually showing little belly growth later which is lowkey messed up and hot at the same time. Some transformations slip in when the goddess gets involved, you corrupt one of the more innocent girls enough and suddenly her body changes slightly, hips wider, ass bigger, eyes a bit crazier, like the island itself is tuning her just for you. Sometimes the pacing drags, you get a long lore dump when all you want is to fuck the next milf in line, but then it throws a quick animated scene at you where she’s riding you in POV, tits bouncing in rhythm and your brain forgets you were annoyed. I kinda hate the way the main guy talks, by the way, sometimes he’s this respectful chosen one, other times he goes full dom and calls them breeding stock, and it doesn’t always match the choices you picked. Still, when one of the island queens gets on her knees, opens her mouth, and the game lets you decide where to blow your load, all that writing stuff just disappears from your mind. Whole thing feels like a horny fever dream that somehow remembers to be funny once in a while.

This thing starts with you waking up in some new body like "surprise, bitch, you’re the chosen one now" and honestly I laughed, then two minutes later I was staring at a thick elf milf with ears sharp enough to cut glass and boobs that bounce like they got their own physics dev. The whole “keep balance between humans, elves and other horny weirdos” is just excuse for you to walk around, use your new powers and somehow end every serious talk with someone on their knees or riding you. Not complaining. Just saying the divine being who sent you here clearly watches too much porn. You get this mix of fake holy mission and very real "hey, touch me here" and it kinda works. One scene you try to solve political drama, next scene an elf slave girl is doing slow oral while looking up with those big ahegao eyes like she’s about to pass out from cock-worship. My English dies every time she moans, but whatever, brain not needed.

The 3dcg models? Thick, shiny, a bit plastic in some angles like Instagram filter gone horny, but the animations carry it hard. When the milf pushes your dick between her tits and starts a messy titfuck, you actually see the weight of them, they slide, squish, nipples brushing your shaft, her mouth spitting on top so it glides better. It’s not “art”, it’s just straight up lewd in-your-face stuff. The camera loves to push right into the action, especially during vaginal sex. There’s one moment where an elf slave, all collared and shaking, climbs into your lap, lines you up and just sinks down very slow, eyes rolling back, tongue out, full ahegao, and the pussy stretch is shown in way that had me pause, sit back and say “ok, someone in dev team is horny as hell”. Then ten minutes later I was annoyed because a dialog choice bugged, but by the time the next scene hit with a blowjob in some fake holy temple I forgot I was mad. Brain reset by head.

You also get this fun thing with superpowers, but not like fireballs, more “hey, let me twist your emotions and make you kneel and beg for my cum” kind of vibe. Feels half morally fucked, half amazing. I used one power on a proud elf warrior and watched her go from “I will never submit” to drooling on my cock, cheeks bulging during deep oral, mascara running, then collapsing into your arms mumbling about being your slave now. Little godlike domination fantasy. But then sometimes the game suddenly pretends it’s serious, talks about balance and peace, while the same scene has your hand buried between some milf’s legs, fingers working her clit and she’s grinding the chair like an animal. It’s all very “yes, world is in danger, anyway bend over”. Story is fine, characters are horny, and the masturbation material is definitely not subtle. One quick warning though: you open this thing “just for a look”, next thing you know you’re edging to an animated elf titfuck and whispering at your screen like a degenerate. You’ve been warned.

It’s weird how *Ntr & Zombies* feels both trashy and kind of poetic at the same time. You start thinking it’s just another “guy goes out, zombies eat people, girlfriend gets lonely” thing, but the game doesn’t even pretend to be moral about it. It just lets the mess happen. Tiffany’s animations are way too expressive for someone who’s supposed to be terrified - her eyes flicker like she’s half-scared, half-horny, and that’s before Alex even starts acting “brotherly.” The sandbox part is chaotic; you can wander around, loot stuff, kill a few undead, and then stumble into a scene that makes you forget the apocalypse exists. I tried to focus on survival mechanics, but the teasing scenes kept popping up like the game knew what I really came for. It’s manipulative in that way, but I liked it.

The mobile version runs smoother than I expected, though sometimes the moaning loops glitch and sound like a dying ringtone. Doesn’t ruin it, just makes things oddly funny. There’s this one bit where Tiffany’s washing blood off her chest - and the camera lingers too long - you can almost smell the tension. Mark’s out there fighting monsters, and you’re back home wondering if Alex is going to “comfort” Tiffany again, which of course he does, repeatedly, shamelessly. The oral scenes are animated with more care than the combat, which says everything about the developer’s priorities. And I respect that. The zombie fights are fine, but the real horror is emotional - watching someone lose what’s his, pixel by pixel, thrust by thrust.

I wish the groping felt less scripted, but maybe that’s part of the charm. The game doesn’t care about your morals, and that’s refreshing in a sick way. It’s fantasy pretending to be tragedy pretending to be porn, and it somehow works. **Best Use of Betrayal and Bodily Fluids Award**, no contest. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

Emily arrives in this sleazy little medieval town like she just walked out of a pious sermon into Pornhub comments by mistake. She’s soft, polite, all “oh no, I shouldn’t” while the entire place is practically built to prove her wrong. The game treats her like a character first, sex toy second, which is nice until you realize that makes watching her fall so much hotter. Dialogue actually reads like people talking and not like bad cosplay Shakespeare. One guy lectures her about “virtue” with one hand on her shoulder, then his gaze drops to her tits and you just know where this is going. You poke around town, click things, run errands, talk to weirdos, and every “innocent” little favor somehow curves into something pervy. It’s not the usual instant-slut switch. She hesitates, blushes, pulls her shirt down while her nipples literally poke through the fabric, and you feel that internal fight she has: part of her wants to run, part of her absolutely wants those calloused hands under that dress. You get lots of those slow-burn scenes. Peeking through cracks, catching girls “praying” to a goddess with their fingers buried deep. Emily telling herself she is only curious, that she just wants to understand the town customs, while her thighs are pressed tight and the camera very much does not look away. Sometimes the game lingers on her face instead of the penetration, which sounds annoying but it actually makes it nastier. You see exactly when she gives up pretending she is not enjoying the tongue between her legs, or that soft little grind of her hips when another woman cups her ass in the bath. Then again, there are times it feels like the story is cockblocking you on purpose. You know she is ready to get ruined on that table and the game sends her off to look for some old coat or run to the market. Sandboxing is a bit like being dragged around town with blue balls, except she keeps accidently flashing people and getting groped so you stay. I had this moment where she was supposed to just work at a tavern. Easy job, carry mugs, smile, go home. Instead she keeps squeezing between drunk guys, their hands glued to her ass and waist, and you decide whether she complains or pretends she did not notice while obviously pressing closer. That tiny choice snowballs later when one of them corners her outside. If you played her more shy earlier, the same scene feels rougher, more like she is being pushed. If you leaned into her curiosity, her dirty talk actually changes and suddenly she is the one pushing her tongue deeper during a messy blowjob in a back alley. Funny thing is the game is called a corruption story, but half of the time it feels like you are just uncovering what was already there, like the town gave her permission to be the girl who stares too long when two women kiss in the shadows. She learns to use that ridiculous body too. Those huge tits are practically a plot device. They slip out, get “accidentally” brushed, used to lure a girl into a teasing kiss on the bed. Emily acts shocked the first time another woman palms her breasts from behind while giving “massage”, then later she is the one sliding her fingers between another girl’s legs while pretending it is part of a ritual blessing. Vaginal, oral, all there, all animated in this very deliberate way, not just looped pounding. Pelvises grind, saliva strings hang after a blowjob, thighs tremble when she tries to stay quiet because someone might walk past the door. Sometimes the camera just sits there and lets you watch her masturbate alone, staring at the ceiling, trying to pretend she is thinking about romance while obviously remembering a guy’s fingers forcing her lips open. And yeah, I kept wishing there was an option to make her resist longer, drag out her “no, this is wrong” phase for a bit more, but the game is clearly more interested in that sweet spot where shame and arousal mix together and then shame quietly loses. It feels less like training a heroine and more like being the bad influence voice in her head, cheering every time she kneels, opens her mouth, and finally stops pretending she is not loving every filthy second of it.

Game hits that weird spot between awkward high school reunion and horny fever dream, and I kinda love that it doesn’t pretend to be anything else. You show up as this dude who’s clearly still hung up on old shit, trying to act mature while his eyes keep dropping to every pair of tits in the room. It feels messy in a good way. One moment you’re having this almost serious talk about how things went bad years ago, next moment you’re staring at her ass bouncing in those tight jeans and thinking “yeah, okay, I’m definitely a terrible person.” And the game agrees with you but also hands you more chances to be worse. The corruption thing creeps in slow. At first, conversations feel like a normal dating sim, a bit stiff, a bit “how have you been, long time no see,” but when you start choosing the bolder options, you really feel that shift. There’s that one scene where she’s trying to stay “proper,” legs closed, arms folded, and you just go for that casual hand on her thigh, a bit too high, and see her freeze for a second in the animation. That tiny pause feels more erotic than some full-on nude scenes in other games. Then again, sometimes the faces go a bit janky mid-animation and I can’t unsee it, like Koikatsu cursed PNG attack, but whatever, my brain was already in the gutter.

I like how the game plays with cheating without making a big drama speech out of it every time. You’re sitting on a couch with this girl who’s very obviously in a relationship, she’s showing you pics on her phone, laughing, doing that thing where she leans a bit too close. Then the next animated loop is her grinding in your lap, trying to convince herself it’s “just messing around.” It’s not subtle, but it hits. The 3dcg style fits the big tits / big ass focus really well, everything has that soft, grab-me look. Groping scenes actually feel like groping and not just “hand magically clipped into boob,” you see fingers press, ass jiggle, her body reacting just enough. Sometimes the creampie angles are kinda goofy, I won’t lie, like the camera is confused where to sit, but when it works, it really works. There’s this one vaginal scene where you’ve been slowly corrupting her for a while, all teasing and “we shouldn’t” bullshit, and when she finally lets you in, the animation switches from this shy, half-hidden position to a full view of her spreading herself, looking straight at you like she already crossed the line and doesn’t care anymore. I actually paused for a second there, just going “oh, ok, she’s gone now.” Romance hits different when it goes from hand-holding to “please cum inside” with basically no brakes. Not gonna pretend it’s deep, but it’s horny in a way that feels personal, like you’re rewriting old memories to be filthier and slightly wrong. And god, whoever decided where to place the save button during one of the best scenes deserves jail, but that’s another rant.