Euryale’s Gambit feels like someone took a horny myth nerd, a violent RPG fan, and that one friend obsessed with big asses, locked them in a Discord call, and told them “make a time travel porn game, no filters.” You play as Euryale, a smug little demon with huge tits and bigger attitude, dropped into 19th century drama where everyone is either bleeding, moaning, or both. The story pretends it’s about saving the future from some terrible fate, but let’s be honest, half the time you’re “saving the timeline” by shoving her face between thighs or letting her ride people until the screen is basically just skin, sweat, and some honestly ridiculous squirting effects that look like someone got a bit too excited with the particle settings. One minute you’re in a serious scene talking about destiny and ancient curses and all that, next minute you’re pinning some poor girl to a dusty couch and Euryale is grinding on her face like she’s trying to kill her with pussy. It’s chaos, but in that fun, trashy way where you keep saying “ok last scene” and then stay for five more.

What actually surprised me is how much the fighting bits and the lewd stuff like to bleed into each other. You’ll be in an RPG-style encounter, thinking it’s just stats and skills, then win, and the “reward” is Euryale basically turning the battlefield into a sex dungeon. One of the fights I had ended with the enemy on their knees, Euryale grabbing their hair, forcing deep oral until she’s moaning right into the AI voice mic, and after that she just flips around, sits on their face, and the camera goes low so all you see is her big ass smothering them while their hands are twitching. The group scenes get wild too. There’s one where it’s basically a demon myth orgy in some candlelit temple, bodies everywhere, and you end up juggling between ramming into someone from behind while Euryale rides another girl’s mouth in front of you, tits bouncing in this exaggerated 3D way that makes zero physical sense, but your brain is like “yeah ok sure I buy this.” The harem vibe creeps up slowly, first it’s one girl, then another, then family drama shows up with that “we probably shouldn’t” incest energy and suddenly Euryale’s got this little circle of lovers who all kinda want to fuck each other too. The lesbian stuff is honestly the best part, especially when she completely dominates some prim, 19th century lady, sits on her face, and doesn’t let up until she’s shaking and squirting all over her chin while the AI voice actress moans like her mic is right in her throat. The violence hits hard, then the sex hits harder, and the whole thing feels like a fever dream made by someone who likes mythology, porn, and making you feel just a tiny bit dirty for enjoying all of it this much.

You know that weird feeling when you return to a place you grew up in, everything looks the same but nothing feels the same? This game grabs exactly that vibe and then stuffs it full of horny bullshit and superpowers and way too many women looking at you like you’re their next problem. You come back to your old town trying to be “new you”, clean slate, all that, but the first week in the new school it’s already obvious that peace is not on the menu. Every hallway is a distraction. Big-breasted teachers with tight shirts pretending they don’t notice your eyes, childhood friend who somehow turned into walking porn, single moms who are way too friendly when they see you again, all that classic small-town “oh, you’ve grown up so much” energy, just with less clothes and more moaning if you play your cards right.

The thing that makes it feel funnier is how the game treats your powers like they’re almost an inconvenience. You’re trying to focus on classes, and suddenly someone’s emotions spike and your little “gift” kicks in, letting you see more than you probably should. I had one scene where I was just trying to answer a math question and got hit with a voyeur-style view of the busty homeroom teacher in the staff room bending over the desk. No tutorial, no explanation, just “here, have titties, deal with it”. It’s messy in a good way. Sometimes your powers help you dominate the mood and push a scene into rougher territory, pinning someone against a door or groping them in an empty stairwell while the bell rings and nobody notices. Sometimes it ruins things because you get too greedy, rush a choice, and she shuts you down hard and walks away. I like that it lets you be a bit of an asshole without lecturing you, but it also doesn’t hand over the harem for free like some cheap porn comic. You still have to talk, tease, flirt, screw up, reload your save on itch or Mega and pretend that never happened.

There is this one MILF route where you visit an old neighbor, and the whole build up is pure slow-burn teasing. She pretends to scold you for your “bad manners”, pushes your head against her chest like you’re still a kid, and then keeps it there a little too long. You can grab a handful and test how far she will let you go, and the game doesn’t cut the scene short. It lingers. Fingers sliding under her top, her breathing changing, her acting annoyed while her hips press back against you. The camera just stays there with that lazy voyeur feel, like you’re peeking from a corner instead of being the main guy. Same in the locker area with one of the big tit classmates: she keeps “accidentally” brushing against you, your hand rests on her waist, then on her ass, then under her skirt, and she shivers but doesn’t stop you. It’s not subtle, but it feels like how horny school idiots really behave, not like a porn script written by a robot who never saw a nipple in real life.

What cracks me up is the romance side trying to coexist with the male domination kink. One afternoon you’ll be sitting on a bench with a sweet girl talking about her dreams, soft music, awkward smiles, pretty genuine stuff. Next evening you’re pushing her up against the locker, hand around her throat, thighs spread, her panties half off while she tries not to scream. And somehow it kind of works. It’s tender and fucked up at the same time. Not all scenes hit though. A couple of dialogues feel like they were written in a hurry, like someone got too excited making the sex animations and just tossed placeholder text in. There’s a teacher route where the banter is cringe as hell but then the actual groping in her office is so hot you forget every stupid line she said two minutes earlier. Happens a lot here: horny brain forgives the writing because the payoff is very, very visual and very “hands on”.

The school setting is used pretty shamelessly, too. Empty classroom after club hours, blinds half closed, you lock the door and pull a stacked classmate onto your lap, fondling her tits while she pretends she’s worried about someone walking in. Staircase landing where a girl kneels between your legs, still in uniform, giving you a sloppy blowjob while people talk on the floor above. It all feels like the fantasy version of those rumors everyone heard in high school about “what happened behind the gym”. Just here, the rumors are real and you’re the center of them. At some point you realize you’re basically building a harem without meaning to, girls from different parts of your old life orbiting you, bumping into each other, getting jealous, sometimes teaming up in your bed instead of arguing. It’s chaotic, horny, a bit dumb, and exactly the kind of furry-adjacent, oversexed school power trip I end up opening again on my phone while pretending to check emails on Gmail.

Whole thing starts with you thinking this is just another horny space VN with a hot older woman and some fake tension, then suddenly you realize you actually care if this milf is mad at you or not while you’re also lowkey trying to see her naked. You’re the "bad influence gamer kid" stuck on an empty alien ship with your best friend’s mom, Elena, who has huge tits, a perfect ass, and that permanent "I am disappointed in you" face that somehow just makes you harder. She’s blaming you for everything, talks to you like you’re a dumb kid, but she’s also trapped with you, in corridors that feel way too quiet, with weird alien tech humming in the background. And every time you pick a choice you feel like you’re poking a sleeping lioness, like, am I gonna get a cold glare or am I gonna get her breathing a bit heavier and pretending she isn’t turned on.

What I liked most is how the horny stuff doesn’t drop on you instantly. You have those moments where she’s pacing in the control room in this tight outfit that is absolutely not regulation, arguing about power, oxygen, food, and you’re half paying attention because the camera angle is just locked on her curves and you’re like "ok, sure, survival, but ma’am, your tits are actually in my face right now." At one point you find this alien artifact, very glowy, very "I probably shouldn’t touch that" and of course you touch it. After that, things start to get weird in the good way. She leans over a console to look at some alien script and suddenly you feel this pull, like the artifact is nudging you to imagine her on her knees. You pick the teasing dialogue option, she snaps at you, but you can see the tiny blush in her cheeks, and then she turns away, ass swaying just a little too much to be an accident. Or maybe I imagined it. No idea. Don’t care.

The actual sex stuff, when it starts happening, doesn’t feel like some random porn scene slapped in. You remember that moment in the dark engine bay, when she’s shaking a bit, trying to act tough, and you choose to calm her down instead of making a joke. That choice echoes later when she’s the one slowly unzipping your suit in the captain’s cabin, eyes locked on yours, muttering something about "needing human contact" with zero irony. Oral scenes hit harder because she still has that older-woman authority vibe even when she’s on her knees, like she’s in control of how desperate you get. The teasing is brutal in a good way; she’ll pull back, wipe the spit, give you that smug look like "you wanted this, didn’t you?" and you just sit there like a clown clicking through dialogue. Sometimes the pacing makes no sense, like one minute we’re talking serious alien technology and possible mind control, next minute her boobs are basically a physics experiment on my screen, but honestly that chaos kinda fits. There’s a tiny UI sound on one of the choice menus that drove me nuts and I’ll complain about it forever, but I still kept mashing through for the next scene where Elena pretends this is all about survival while she’s clearly enjoying having you wrapped around her finger in every possible way.

Roger is supposed to be the good boy on vacation, nose in the books, trying to claw his way into uni with a scholarship. Instead he ends up in this weird horny summer bubble where “studying” means Julia from next door bending over his desk in shorts way too tight and asking him if he remembers what she explained. Of course he doesn’t. Nobody remembers basic math when her tits are basically on the page. The game leans hard into this whole private-tutor fantasy, but what I liked is that Julia isn’t just some airhead porn MILF copy. She actually quizzes him, teases him when he fails, then “rewards” correct answers with stuff that would get every real teacher fired in about two minutes. One moment she’s going through exercises, next moment she’s guiding his hand under her top like it’s a totally normal step in the learning plan. It feels like one of those summers that screw up your whole idea of what “first love” is supposed to look like. You can be half focused on a physics problem and half focused on not blowing your load while she strokes your cock with her foot under the table. Multitasking, I guess.

The fun really kicks in when she starts “training” him for dates with her friend Andrea. She treats it like a project. Roleplay practice on the couch, fake flirting, her sitting on his lap showing him what to do with his hands, even commenting on his kissing like she’s grading homework. Then she actually sets up those dates for real and watching Roger fuck it up, then slowly get better, is strangely cute and also filthy as hell. Andrea is more shy at first, more sweet, but once Julia nudges her over the edge the whole thing turns into this messy triangle where everyone kind of knows what’s going on and nobody wants to say it out loud. You can have these scenes where Julia is “supervising” from the background, pretending she’s just helping out, while she’s clearly getting off on seeing Roger with her friend. There’s a part where he’s alone with Andrea on a bench outside at night, hands under her skirt, and you just know Julia is somewhere nearby, watching from the balcony, touching herself quietly. The game doesn’t even hide it, it just cuts between them and lets you enjoy this half-romantic, half-creepy voyeur vibe. By the time you get to things like messy blowjob practice, slick titfucks on the couch, or those nights where Andrea is riding him while Julia slips in and pushes it further, it stops being “study help” and more like a porn curriculum she built because she never really planned to share him at all. Except she still does. Sometimes. Depending how you play it. And somehow between all the dick-in-every-hole chaos, the game still manages to sell the idea that Julia and Roger are actually falling for each other, which is both hot and a little fucked, like a lesson nobody should really learn but everyone kinda wants to.