Mounting Olympus feels like somebody mashed horny Greek myths with a furry Telegram group and then said “yeah, that’s good enough” and honestly, I respect that energy. You roll in as this very human-looking little himbo in sandals, and suddenly every goddess in the pantheon has a tail, ears, or claws and wants to see what you’re packing. It’s a simple visual novel, so don’t expect some hardcore min-max RPG thing. You’re mostly clicking, reading, drooling, clicking again. But the fun part is how fast it goes from “oh wow, I’m in ancient Greece, how pretty” to “oh wow, I’m getting railed by a smug wolf goddess on a marble altar while the stars are watching.” The game is pretty linear, so you’re not really juggling a million choices, more like being dragged by the hand through a horny museum tour where every exhibit wants to sit on your face.

The art is where it got me. It’s hand drawn and it actually looks like a person drew it while being very, very down bad, not like some clean AI mush. Bodies have weight. Tits hang, ass spreads, fur looks soft enough that I caught myself stroking my phone screen like a clown. Some of the goddesses are full-on animal girls, some are more “humanoid with just enough fur and ears to make you question your life choices,” and the sex scenes really lean into that. You get plenty of close-ups, expressions that change mid-thrust, messy fluids, all that good “oh, we’re really doing this” stuff. I had Chrome on my laptop, Discord pinging in the background, and I still forgot about everything else during this one scene where a towering lioness goddess pins you to a temple floor and just grinds on you until your character is literally begging. Dialogue is cheesy as hell sometimes, like those old Yahoo chat RP days, but in a way that fits. One line made me snort-laugh and horny at the same time, which is honestly talent.

Is it perfect? No. Some transitions feel a bit stiff, like the script just needed one more read-through, and once or twice the pacing shifts from slow burn tease to “ok, cock out now” so fast I almost got whiplash. Story wise, it’s more “sexy roadtrip across Olympus” than deep fantasy saga, and there are moments where you’re like, wait, why is this goddess suddenly super into me after two lines of dialogue, but then you remember you’re here for cum, not character studies. Still, the way they use simple VN tricks like fading the background while the goddess leans in close, or that little pause before a new CG pops up, builds tension better than some big-budget stuff on Steam. The best part is when the text lingers a bit too long on how a clawed hand traces your thigh or how a tail curls around your waist, then the scene finally hits and the illustration is like “surprise, you’re getting stuffed.” I wish the game let me replay individual scenes more easily without button mashing through all the build-up, but whatever, I still went back. It’s messy, horny, a bit cringe in places, and absolutely knows it, which somehow makes it hotter.

This one starts like some drunk superhero origin story you tell your Discord buddies and they all go “yeah sure bro.” You’re this regular college dude who should be worried about exams and shitty cafeteria food, but instead you get yeeted by a car while trying to play hero. You expect game over, fade to white, maybe some angel with big tits welcoming you. Nah. You wake up in a hospital bed with zero scratches, a nurse who is way too hot and way too weird about it, and a voice in your head that doesn’t feel like a hangover. That first stretch, when you’re clicking through, trying to figure if you’re dead, dreaming, or just horny, that’s where the game quietly grabs your balls. And it never really gives them back, it just squeezes differently each time.

It plays out like one of those story-heavy visual novels on RenPy where you tell yourself “I’m here for the plot” and five minutes later you’re staring at some magical girl’s cleavage, pretending you care about monster lore. Your “powers” don’t drop all at once. At first it’s these tiny creepy things: you hear thoughts that aren’t yours, see flashes of things that haven’t happened yet, feel this pull toward certain people on campus, like they glow for you. One of the early scenes that stayed in my head: you walk across the quad, trying to act normal, and suddenly time just kind of… stretches. You look at a classmate, that shy girl who always sits in the back, and you see her in two versions: cute hoodie now, and then completely naked, straddling you, eyes rolled back because you’re using something more than just your dick on her. You blink, time snaps back, and she just walks past, no idea you basically saw her future orgasm. It’s horny and a little fucked up and that’s exactly why it works. The game leans hard into that “should I be doing this” feeling. And yeah, you will absolutely click “yes” more than you like to admit.

Sex scenes hit that sweet spot between trashy and bizarre. You’re not just fucking, you’re playing with power. Stopping a monster’s tentacle mid-air while you slam its summoner against a wall. Holding a girl in place with nothing but your mind while she begs you to keep going. Hearing every filthy thought in her head while she tries to act “pure” for you. My favorite bit is one dorm encounter where your powers glitch: you try to read her thoughts and accidentally broadcast yours. She realizes exactly how hard you want to ruin her, and instead of freaking out, she gets hotter, starts whispering back at you in her head. It feels dirty in that “I should clear my browser history after” kind of way. The funny thing, the romance actually lands sometimes, in between all the cum and monsters. One moment you’re balls deep in a girl you just saved from some shadow creature, the next she’s talking about feeling safe with you and suddenly it’s all tender and shit. Then the scene keeps going and you’re back to pounding her against a locker. I liked that switch. I hated that one of the UIs has this stupid tiny button placement that kept making me skip a line I wanted to read, and it annoyed the hell out of me every time, and I’m still pissed about it. Also, don’t expect every route to feel fair. Some choices look like “heroic” and still reward you with the most depraved outcome. Which, honestly, kind of matches the whole vibe of the game: you’re a walking miracle with superpowers, trying to pretend you’re a good guy while reality keeps offering you monster girls, kinky nurses, and classmates who moan when you touch their mind. And you keep saying yes.

Laundry running, kid finally asleep, I open this thing on my old Chromebook like I’m checking Gmail, but no, it’s that angel game again. The one where “guardian angel” doesn’t mean cute fluffy wings and Bible stories, but huge cocky bastard from heaven who shows up at a normal school and casually treats everyone like little toys. It looks like some chill school story at first, text boxes and character portraits, nothing crazy, so if someone walks behind you it almost passes for regular visual novel, until the angel starts talking about how he could crush the whole town under his feet if he got bored. The power fantasy flips so hard it feels like I’m the fragile one, not in some emotional deep way, just literally tiny meat bag standing in front of a smug god with a dick that probably has its own gravity field. The writing is kinda goofy sometimes, like you can feel it’s an indie thing, but then there’s this scene where he grows mid-conversation and the camera just keeps “zooming” text-wise, like they describe students staring up his abs, then his chest, then his face way above, and I’m suddenly way too turned on to care about grammar or if the background art loops.

There’s this path where one of the students tries to act all tough, like “we’re the chosen class, we can handle responsibility” and the angel just laughs in his face and pins him with one toe, not even full foot, just the toe, and talks about how easy it is to make humans obey if you press just a little harder. That scene ruined my focus for the rest of the night, I kept alt-tabbing between this and my budgeting sheet on Google Sheets, pretending I’m doing something useful while reading about some holy bully slowly making boys accept they’re small, weak, and honestly kinda into it. Sometimes the jokes land weird, like they’ll crack a silly school gag right after a pretty brutal humiliation moment, which threw me off, and one dialog choice felt pointless, I clicked the “defy him” option and it still curved back to the same outcome, but then the next scene where he makes them look up at his growing size and describe every little change in his body, that had me clenching the chair harder than I want to admit. The nice thing is it doesn’t waste time with 10 hours of buildup, it’s short, direct, like “here’s the premise, here’s the angel, now watch him play god with horny teenagers who don’t know if they want to worship him or run away”. I keep telling myself I’ll just replay one route while the washing machine finishes, then I’m sitting there with wet clothes still inside, reading about some kid realizing that “guardian” doesn’t mean “protector”, it means “owns your ass spiritually and physically” and my to-do list goes straight to hell.

Distance porn hits different when the whole game is literally just you, her, and this shitty little chat window that somehow ruins your evening in the best way. You play the guy who went away for work, but honestly it feels more like you’re trapped inside a horny Telegram thread where every choice is either “be a sweet husband” or “poke at something you’re not sure you wanna see.” It starts innocent enough: she sends a pic of her dinner, you joke, you flirt, it’s soft, kind of warm. Then the game quietly starts asking, ok, what if she dressed a little more slutty for you, what if she told you about that coworker in more detail, what if you encouraged her just a little. The whole thing is text and photos, no map, no walking around, just you constantly picking replies and waiting for that next photo like a degenerate refreshing WhatsApp. When she sends the first slightly risky selfie, low light, maybe bra strap showing, your brain goes “oh yeah, it’s starting” and at the same time “shit, am I really gonna push this?” Of course you push it. That’s the point.

The chat is where the game feels nasty in a good way. Some answers are super tender, like you’re writing cringe romance from high school, and some are just filthy, like “yeah, show me more, but maybe let him see too.” And yes, I said “him.” There’s this slow poison in how the messages are written: her stories about daily life start including this guy more often, casual mentions, tiny hints, like when she says “he helped me carry something heavy” and you get the option to laugh it off, get jealous, or do the worst thing and say “you should tease him for me.” When you hit those provocative options, it’s not instant porn. It drips. A hand on a shoulder in a photo. A dress that’s too short “by accident.” A mirror selfie where you know someone else took the picture, but she pretends not to say it. The AI-like art has this glossy, slightly uncanny vibe that weirdly fits the mood, like these are pictures she shouldn’t be sending to anyone, not even her husband. Sometimes a hand looks a little off or the background is weird and you’re like “ok, that plant is illegal in three countries” but your eyes are glued on her nipples anyway, so whatever. I had one run where I tried to keep it pure, picking all the loving answers, being the perfect guy, and somehow it felt even dirtier when she still slipped you that suggestive pic “just for fun.” Not sure if the game is judging me or if I’m just projecting.

There is a point in the middle where the pacing kind of drags, like the game knows you’re here for the fucked-up voyeur stuff and still makes you talk about laundry and groceries for ten screens. It’s realistic, yeah, couples do that, but my dick didn’t care about the price of tomatoes. I almost closed the tab, but then she sends this grainy bathroom mirror shot, just a towel, wet hair, and a tiny reflection of someone behind the frosted glass. Might be nothing. Might not. And suddenly those boring messages feel like set-up. The writing leans hard on that “did she mean that?” feeling, especially when you choose the more permissive replies and she starts asking things like “you don’t mind if I dress sexy around others, right?” or “would it turn you on if someone looked at me the way you do?” You can steer it into straight-up cheating or keep it in that twisted fantasy zone where you’re the one pushing her to the edge while pretending your hands are clean. The game doesn’t pop up a disclaimer or scold you, it just gives you more pictures, more suggestive framing, more texts where she sounds confused and horny and a little too excited to share details. Porn wise, it gets explicit, no teasing fade-outs: tits, pussy, cum, awkward angles like she really snapped them in a hurry. Some scenes feel like they were made to be screenshotted and saved in a hidden folder, others look messy in a surprisingly honest way, like drunk sexting that went too far. By the time another man’s presence in those photos stops being just “maybe” and turns into “ok, that’s his hand for sure,” you’re not even shocked, you’re just scrolling, choosing answers, and quietly asking yourself when exactly you lost control. You probably never had it.