You’re a rookie reporter who clearly skipped the “professional distance” chapter in journalism school. The game drops you back in your hometown with a shiny new job at the top newspaper, but it feels less like serious reporting and more like a long, horny field trip where every “interview” can end with your dick somewhere it absolutely shouldn’t be. One minute you’re chasing a lead about some shady business deal, the next you’re on your knees under a desk, trying to keep eye contact with your source while she’s forcing her cock-wet lips down on you and whispering, “Ask better questions.” It’s that kind of story. The whole thing plays like a visual novel with choices that pretend to be about ethics and truth, but half the time you’re just deciding if you want your face between her thighs or under her feet. When your editor calls you into her office, you expect a lecture. Instead you get her sitting on the edge of her desk in a tight blouse, tits about to pop out, and she shuts you up by shoving her foot into your lap and making you rub your cock against her sole until you’re leaking through your pants. Then she asks you for your article draft like nothing happened. I actually laughed out loud there, it felt wrong in a good way.

Sex is everywhere, but not in a soft fade-to-black way. The writing goes straight for it. There’s a scene with a politician’s wife who looks like she walked out from some old “serious interview” magazine cover, glasses, expensive dress, perfect big ass, the whole classy thing. She starts out teasing, brushing her thigh against you under the table while you’re trying to keep your recorder steady. Then she locks the door, kneels down, and you’re suddenly drowning in sloppy, noisy oral where she keeps eye contact and drool is sliding down your shaft. Later she rides you hard on a couch, tits bouncing in your face while she tells you not to stop asking questions, and when you finally push her on her stomach and go in her pussy from behind, the game really leans into describing how she’s clenching around you and begging you to pound her like you’re breaking some embargo. Anal is treated almost like a reward for pushing a scene far enough. There’s this moment on a rooftop with a rival journalist where she first jacks you off with her foot, pressing her heel against your balls, then she bends over the low wall, pulls her skirt up, and tells you “If you want this story, fuck my ass.” She’s tight, she grunts into her own arm, and the text is very direct about the way her asshole stretches and the way your cum fills her. No fading, no “tasteful” cut. You feel like a completely unethical bastard, and the game wants that.

The AI art is actually kinda weird in a charming way. Some shots are hot as hell, like the close-ups of wet lips around your cock, or the way their nipples poke through shirts when they lean over your desk. Sometimes fingers look a bit off or a foot angle feels strange when a girl is jerking you with her toes, but honestly, during a good blowjob scene, I forgot to care. One thing I didn’t like: the pacing sometimes goes from horny to “okay, now read five screens of investigation talk” at really random moments, and then suddenly, out of nowhere, the game jumps you into another sex scene with almost no build-up. It feels like the writer couldn’t decide if this is a serious adventure or just porn with a plot as a flimsy excuse. But that contrast also makes some moments hit harder. After a long bit where you’re actually chasing clues, you end up in a car with a source, rain outside, the city lights reflecting, and she just quietly unzips you and starts sucking you off while you’re pretending to go over notes. There is something very dirty about that calm, focused blowjob. I also kept tapping my screen trying to scroll back on one scene where you fuck this stacked receptionist against the office window, her tits smooshed on the glass while you slam in her pussy and she keeps moaning that someone below might see. The sound, the text, the way she keeps begging for more even after you cum inside her, telling you to stay hard and give her your dick again, felt way more intense than I expected from a horny little journalist game. I wanted more reactions from NPCs after all this abuse of power, but the story just shrugs and throws you to the next big-titted lead. Honestly, at some point I forgot if I was supposed to care about the mystery at all. I just kept following whatever route promised another scene where I’d get used as a human cock by someone who knows exactly how to play with my curiosity.

Gohan trying to be a normal guy and failing in the horniest way possible is honestly the whole mood here. He’s supposed to focus on studies, on being this good half-saiyan boy, and instead you’re wandering around in this messy little sandbox of temptation where every “oops, I walked into the wrong room” somehow turns into tits, ass, or someone’s marriage getting way too flexible. It starts innocent enough: you’re just talking, running errands, feeling that classic awkward Gohan vibe. Then suddenly you’re in front of a MILF with a ridiculous chest, her clothes just barely staying up, and the dialogue takes that one tiny step from “oh, you’re such a nice boy” to “close the door behind you.” The game makes it feel slow-burn, but then you look back and realize you went from tutoring to raw fucking in like three scenes.

The parody angle actually hits different if you watched Dragon Ball growing up. Seeing Gohan use super strength for something other than punching villains, like holding a woman in mid-air while you rail her from behind, is stupid in the best way. You get those cheesy romance beats where you’re “helping” a woman with her problems, and then it quietly turns into cheating, like it’s just one more side quest. One moment you’re talking about training and peace, the next you’re balls deep in some big ass, her moans looping while your brain half-recognizes the hairstyle from the show. The animated scenes feel like those old hentai clips you’d find on random websites, not perfectly smooth but with just enough jiggle in big tits and that sloppy back-and-forth motion that makes you mute Chrome and lean in. Sometimes the animation is a bit stiff, but somehow that roughness makes it more like a dirty fan project your friend “totally didn’t spend months on.” I still don’t like the tiny UI buttons though, my mouse kept missing stuff and I got annoyed for like 5 seconds then forgot because someone bent over in front of me.

Android 18 here is dangerous in a different way. You know she could kill you with one hand, and the game kind of leans into that. The way she looks at you, the slightly cold lines that still end with her spreading her legs, it feels like you’re crossing a line you shouldn’t. Her scenes hit harder since it blends that controlled, robot-like calm with really nasty stuff like getting fucked until her composure breaks. In one route you’re basically collecting women around Gohan, turning this hero into the center of a harem without him even acting like a typical hentai protagonist. He still talks like Gohan, shy, polite, almost blushing, but you keep choosing options that drag him deeper into this secret life of vaginal sex, anal experiments, married women sneaking off, and soft little romance touches that make it dirtier instead of sweeter. It’s funny, I wanted more “serious” adventure parts at first, more superpowers and big fights, but each time the screen shook and clothes came off, I completely lost that thought and just listened to the breathing sounds, like an ASMR track that starts with light whispers and ends with someone choking on your cock. I kinda wish they'd fix some transitions between scenes, they feel a bit jumpy, but they probably never will and somehow that fits this whole messy, horny universe just fine.

Beta Life feels like someone took every horny daydream you had in college, shuffled them in a weird order, and then told you “ok, you figure it out now.” You’re this freshman tossed into a campus that basically works like a giant sandbox: classes, dorms, parties, weird little side areas, a bunch of people who want something from you, and you’re the idiot trying to keep grades, booze, and sex under some kind of control. The game doesn’t hold your hand much, which is nice and also annoying. One moment you’re wandering around doing normal point and click stuff like checking rooms, poking at random hotspots, and teasing out tiny puzzle bits, and then suddenly you’re in a tense turn based fight because you mouthed off to some meathead at a party after too many drinks. That mix is kind of the main thing here. It’s horny, but not just a click-next-scene porn viewer. You actually set up your own mess, then watch it explode in your face. Sometimes literally, if you build your “reputation” the right way.

The best parts are small, stupid things that stick out. Like walking into a house party you weren’t really invited to, already a bit drunk from pregaming while scrolling Discord and pretending you’d study, then accidentally triggering a scene where you’re caught in some bedroom with a half-dressed classmate, both of you trying to be quiet while people yell in the hallway. That feeling of “shit, I shouldn’t be here, but I kinda really should” is spot on. Sex scenes aren’t shy at all. There’s grinding on couches, sloppy oral between classes, getting your hand shoved down someone’s jeans in a cramped bathroom, girls riding you slow while music thumps next door. Nothing feels censored. Sometimes it even feels a bit too raw, like the game is trying to outdo Pornhub comments section in how dirty it gets. And still, in between, you’re stuck solving some dumb little puzzle about getting access to a restricted room or figuring out how to time your schedule, which somehow makes the horny payoff better and also more frustrating. Because you know there’s a hot scene locked behind that one teacher you forgot to talk to on Tuesday, and the game will just shrug and let you miss it.

What actually surprised me is how the adventure part and the social life tangle up. You’re not just clicking “party” and suddenly naked bodies fall from the sky. You wander, you talk, you pick options, you piss off some people and charm others, then that affects who shows up drunk next to you later. Turn based combat is kind of stupid in a lovable way. Half the time I’m thinking “why am I doing RPG-lite moves in a sex game?” and then I remember I picked the path that made my character a cocky little asshole who starts fights after keg stands. The combat never gets very deep, but it does something important: your big mouth in a dialogue option can come back as a punch in the nose. Or you lose, and you look pathetic, and then there’s a lewd scene that is more humiliation than victory. Someone is going to love that. Or hate it. I kinda did both. One thing that annoyed me is how sometimes the point and click stuff becomes pixel hunting for the right hotspot while I just want to get back to making out with that girl from the lit class. I had one moment where I wandered around the campus map for way too long, completely forget what quest chain I was on, just because I missed one stupid clickable thing near a locker. Still, when you finally line everything up, hit the right choice at a party, and end up with a wild threesome in some trashy student apartment while empty beer bottles roll on the floor, you kinda forgive a lot. Then you notice the tiny bug in the dialogue text and it annoys you again, but by then you’re already saving so you can try a different path tomorrow.

You pull up to this creepy old family estate with your aunt, thinking it’s just some boring photo job before the place gets sold off. Empty hallways, dusty furniture, that old house smell that feels like it sticks to your clothes. Not sexy at all at first. Then the highway gets blocked by a wreck, phone signal dies a sad little death, and suddenly you’re stuck there for the night with your “aunt” who looks more like someone’s porn search history than a real relative. Big tits barely contained, that kind of ass that makes you forget basic manners, and this weird tension where every “innocent” touch feels like it’s about one step away from turning into a hand on your thigh. The game just leans into that slow burn, like it knows exactly how wrong this whole setup is and doesn’t give a fuck.

It’s a kinetic thing, so you’re not here sweating decisions, you’re here to watch this guy slowly lose his moral compass while ghosts, shadows, and other shit that probably shouldn’t exist keep poking holes in his sense of reality. One minute you’re walking around rooms that feel too big and too quiet, getting this cold horror vibe, and the next your aunt is bending over the wrong way and your brain is like “yeah, I’d risk the family curse for that.” The paranormal stuff isn’t just for jumpscares either. There’s this monster girl scene where the line between “I should run” and “I should fuck this” basically vanishes, and the game just smiles at you while you try to pretend you’re not into it. Humor pops up at weird times too, like the protagonist reacting to something terrifying with horny sarcasm instead of fear, and it actually works. You’ll be going from being low-key freaked out by a shadow in the doorframe to watching a blowjob with a sex toy involved and thinking “okay, priorities, sure.”

Romance here is screwed up in the best way. It’s not tender, it’s not clean, it’s two lonely people in a haunted house using each other while pretending it’s about “comfort” and “closeness.” There’s a masturbation scene where the MC thinks nobody is watching, except of course something is, and the whole voyeuristic thing just slaps harder because of how exposed he looks. The exhibitionism hits in small doses: a half-open door, someone almost walking in, maybe a ghost lurking while she rides you, that kind of “someone could see” pressure that makes everything hotter. Oral, vaginal, toys, big curves shoved in your face, the works, and it all happens in this weird mix of horror and comedy where you’re aroused, then on edge, then laughing at a stupid line. It’s messy, morally fucked, and not even pretending to be wholesome. Honestly feels less like a polished porn fantasy and more like some horny fever dream you had after binging horror movies and scrolling Pornhub at the same time.