The whole thing feels like somebody watched too many late night American Pie clones, then decided to turn that horny brain fog into a sandbox game and just never stopped. You start as this guy who pretty much exists to orbit around older women with bodies that look like they were designed by a frustrated teenager with access to Blender and zero shame. Heavy tits that strain their tops, asses that fill the screen when the camera gets lazy, that kind of very honest visual style. It is not subtle. At all. You roam through the house, the neighborhood, a few side spots, poking into rooms you probably should not, checking windows you really should not, clicking on little icons like a rat hitting the pleasure button. Half the “gameplay” is you pretending you’re just exploring, while the camera clearly knows you are there to stare when some milf bends over the sink or stretches in front of the TV in tiny shorts that ride up every time she breathes.

What I liked, in a strange way, is how shameless the pacing is. One moment you are just wandering, half bored, thinking “ok, nothing is happening, maybe I close the tab and open Reddit,” then you walk in on a late-night masturbation scene in the bathroom with soft moaning and a very deliberate close-up animation that loops just a little too long, like the dev got distracted watching their own work. The animated bits are sometimes clunky, hips moving slightly off rhythm, breasts jiggling a bit like jelly instead of flesh, but that roughness has a certain charm. It feels like those old Newgrounds sex games that tried really hard to be erotic even when the movement was a bit cursed. The voyeur aspect hits the brain in that dirty way: hiding behind doors, peeking through keyholes, catching a milf “accidentally” leaving her curtains open while she fingers herself on the couch. You are not supposed to be there, and of course the game wants you there. Sometimes that tension works, sometimes it just feels like you are running in circles waiting for the correct time-of-day trigger to finally let you catch her in the shower again.

Then you get that sandbox structure on top, which is both nice and annoying. Freedom sounds cool until you are stuck doing the same dumb route across the house, clicking the same sofa, kitchen, bedroom, hoping some new big ass will present itself in a slightly different pose. When it works, though, you stumble into these small scenes that feel oddly personal. Like the milf in the tight tank top pretending to watch a movie, her nipples pressing against the fabric, and your character just sits way too close. No dialogue wall, just some short lines, a hand on her thigh, a slow pan down her body while she pretends not to notice, then the camera sneaks between her legs and you realize she was already wet, touching herself under the blanket long before you came in. Those are the moments where the voyeurism stops being just “peeking from outside” and turns into this weird power play, like you are being allowed to see something secret precisely because you are acting like you should not. There is a lot of jerking off too, obviously. The game loves masturbation as a bridge between scenes: you watch her get off in the shower, then cut to the guy in his room, pants around ankles, stroking to what he just saw, cum splashing on his belly in an animation that is both crude and effective. It is trashy, horny, a little repetitive, occasionally frustrating, and every now and then it hits that perfect sleazy rhythm where you stop caring about flaws and just lean forward, waiting for the next milf to “accidentally” leave her door unlocked.

Holy Shaft feels like somebody mashed together a horny visual novel, a shitty elevator safety video and a humiliation kink discord, then forgot to proofread anything and just shipped it. Which kinda works, somehow. You start in this janky little elevator that looks like it should be going to the office, but instead every floor is a new “what the hell did I walk into” situation. It’s not long-winded at all: door opens, you get smacked in the face with a scenario, you pick your poison, you get either sex, pain, cringe, or all three at once. Then ding, next floor. I was basically treating it like an achievement hunt: “ok, what do I have to say or click here to get her to pull out the toys instead of just slapping me and kicking me out again?” That kind of vibe. Sometimes the game rewards you with a proper scene, sometimes it feels like you got blueballed by the script, but you can kind of see the invisible flowchart in your head after a few runs and it becomes this weird puzzle of horny cause and effect.

What stuck to me most are those tiny branching moments where you think “this answer is stupid, no one picks this,” and of course that’s the one that opens the best scene. There’s this one floor where you can either play it polite or lean into being a complete degenerate. The polite path gives you like two lines and a half-assed tease. Go full trash, and suddenly she’s got a toolbox worth of sex toys out and you’re watching her decide if you deserve the vibrator or the paddle first. The animation is simple but it hits the important parts: jiggle, impact, expressions that actually change when you mess up or push too far. I liked how some characters take your earlier choices personally. Humiliate someone on one floor, then later you see her again and she’s way more rough with you, like she’s keeping score. Or you play submissive all the way and some of them switch into this mocking, playful bullying that feels like soft degradation porn. Sometimes it looks a bit cheap, like “Unity test build with horny plugin” energy, and some punchlines fall flat like an old meme, but then you get a scene where the spanking rhythm syncs with the sound and suddenly it’s way hotter than it has any right to be. The multiple endings thing, honestly, feels more like a set of “you were a good little perv / you were a trash fire” medals than big cinematic finales, but if you’re like me and have a notepad in Google Keep with “ok, Floor 3: choose rude option twice, then agree, then don’t back out” scribbled down, it scratches that completionist brain hard enough you keep riding that cursed elevator again and again.

Being a god’s plaything sounds hot until you realize the goddess is basically a horny streamer watching your life like it’s her favorite slow-burn porn series. That’s the vibe here: some immortal lifebringer chick gets bored, pokes one unlucky guy on a random modern planet, and suddenly his “I got kicked out of home, need a couch” drama turns into living in a magical porn hub disguised as a normal town. You start as this regular dude crashing at Katie’s place, pretending you’ll look for a job or be responsible or something, and then the game just quietly goes: “What if your boring life had monster girls, futa surprises, and moms who don’t know what the word ‘boundaries’ means?” It’s that kind of corruption, but slow and comfy, like when you say “only one more scene” and then realize you’re trying to get a demon girl pregnant because the goddess in the sky might clap for you.

The sandbox style is where it gets fun and annoying at same time. You just click around the city, different places, different times, poking events until something sexy explodes. One moment you’re doing a casual handjob scene in a cramped bathroom, staring at the cheap tiles more than her face, next moment you unlock a full-on multiple penetration fantasy that looks like some divine hentai artist took over your browser. There’s this one voyeur moment at Katie’s home that really hit us: MC peeking through a door crack, thinking he’s being sneaky, watching her masturbate with a toy she swore she “never uses,” and then the camera angle shifts so you see the goddess watching that same scene like she’s on her couch with popcorn. It’s twisted but in a funny way, like someone added a horny Twitch chat to your porn. The 3D-style characters actually look like people who sweat, jiggle, and get embarrassed when you catch them half naked. Or naked. Or on the sidewalk pretending they’re not doing exhibitionism at all. We had one futa encounter that went from romantic “let me hold you” to “okay that cock is actually bigger than mine, excuse me?” so fast it felt like a jump scare, in a good way. The pregnancy and transformation stuff sneaks up too: early on it’s just teasing, later you’re handling body swaps and milfy bellies and trying to remember who had which tits before magic happened. We kept complaining that the footjob stuff always triggers in the ugliest room of the house and never in the nice locations, and yeah, it still bothers us for some reason. But then you get a scene where the MC takes control, goes full male dom on a monster girl who was teasing him all week, and she ends up on her knees, drooling on his shaft while traffic passes outside the window and the goddess zooms in like “yup, archive that.” The pacing is weird, the romance moments are accidentally sweet then immediately ruined by anal, and half the time you’re just grinding time slots on your phone like it’s Candy Crush with tits, but the world slowly fills with lovers, pets, dommes, swinging couples, and that feeling that your whole harem is basically a cosmic toy box for a bored divine pervert watching from above and hoping you fuck up in the hottest possible way.

Alex thinks he just hit the jackpot: eighteen, fancy scholarship, and his aunt basically throws him the keys to a fucking mansion. Marble floors, a pool that looks like Instagram bait, bedrooms so big you could lose a whole marriage in them. It smells like money and perfume and lies. The kind of house where silence has its own echo and everyone talks soft while their eyes keep stabbing each other. You walk in as this polite, slightly clueless kid, and very fast the game starts whispering in your ear that being innocent here just means you are easy to use. Aunt Nicole greets you like a movie star: tight dress, legs for days, smile that says “welcome home” and “don’t trust me” at the same time. The soundtrack does that slow, low synth thing when she gets too close, like the music itself is trying not to stare at her tits. It is not subtle. I liked it. Then I hated it. Then I liked it again.

The whole place feels like one long, horny interrogation. Every room has a secret and every “family” hug lasts half a second too long. Your cousins are walking red flags with perfect asses. Lisa leans in to show you something on her laptop and the camera just forgets the laptop exists, goes straight to cleavage, while some lazy bassline crawls in the background. Tina pretends to be the good girl, but there is a scene where she’s in shorts so tiny they may be a Photoshop error, and the soundtrack suddenly gets this little heartbeat kick, almost off-beat, like the composer was also jerking off. The funny thing is, the investigation part and the pervy part use the same musical vocabulary. When you are trying to break into a password protected folder, the game gives you these slow pulses of sound, like breathing in the dark, and it kind of melts into the animated bodies later when clothes start “accidentally” slipping. I got genuinely stuck on one clue, by the way, because some code was hidden in a painting title, and I will never forgive the background hum in that room for looping the same three notes. It is a small thing, but now that sound lives rent free in my skull and pays nothing.

The sex itself feels like it is growing out of the lies. You are digging into what happened to the missing uncle, and instead of answers you keep getting more skin. A comforting hug from Nicole slowly becomes her pressing those huge tits into you, asking harmless questions with this fake soft jazz in the background, then the track changes to something much darker when you say the “wrong” line. One moment you are worried about who disappeared, the next moment you are staring at a big ass bouncing in your face, with the music doing that half-romantic, half-creepy vibe, like a Netflix thriller that got horny and forgot the plot. The bodies look almost too polished, like AI had a fetish and the dev just said “ok sure,” and sometimes the animation stutters in a way that weirdly makes it hotter, because it feels like a dirty loop you found on some shady Telegram channel. There is this one bedroom scene where the lights are low, the camera lingers on a cousin’s panties sliding down her thighs, and the low-frequency rumble underneath feels like a subwoofer pressed to your chest. I honestly kept clicking the slower dialogue options just to let the track keep going. The game pretends to care about morals, about who you betray or protect, but every choice screen looks like a kink menu. Be a knight? Exploit their secrets? The soundtrack reacts, relatives react, the mansion keeps smiling with its fake luxury, and you are there, trying to solve a family mystery while also wondering how many more “accidental” family kisses you can trigger before everything falls apart in the most deliciously wrong way.

You start as this guy who somehow has everything and nothing at the same time. Nice house, steady money, a wife who clearly still wants your dick even after years together, and he still manages to fuck it all up by literally getting caught with another woman. No long intro, no slow build, she just snaps, throws you out, and suddenly you’re standing there like an idiot with a suitcase and a hard-on that’s not going to see your bed again anytime soon. Instead of growing up, you run straight to your childhood friend you haven’t seen in years, and that’s where the fun gets nasty in a pretty believable way. The game loves that teasing phase, so it’s not like everyone jumps on you immediately. There’s that slow burn of looks that last one second too long, “innocent” hugs that stick, and conversations where everyone pretends they don’t notice you’re staring at tits. When the first blowjob finally happens it actually feels earned, not like a porn clip stitched into a VN. The scenes are properly animated, so when she goes down on you you can watch lips, tongue, drool, all of it in motion, not just two static pictures. Creampies are basically a regular thing here, and the camera loves to stay on that moment where she feels you gush inside and her expression changes from “fuck you” to “fuck yes” in half a second. It’s filthy but not pointless filthy, if that makes sense.

What I liked is the romance angle doesn’t feel like some cheap excuse for sex. The wife is not only there to get angry and vanish, she’s got this mix of hurt and lingering desire that pops up later and really sells the idea that you two had something real. You’ll be in bed with another girl, covered in sweat, and some little line in the dialogue suddenly reminds you that you destroyed a marriage and it hits harder than expected, even while you’re still finishing inside someone else. The “harem” part creeps up rather than smacking you in the face. One moment you’re just crashing on a couch, trying not to jerk off while your friend walks around in a thin shirt, the next there’s this quiet vibe that multiple women are orbiting you, each with their own way of pulling you in. It never fully makes sense why they all still want you, to be honest. You’re playing a guy who clearly makes dumb choices, but the game treats that like part of the charm. Some conversations drag a bit, like the writer wanted to be deep and then remembered people mostly showed up to watch you paint the inside of every girl with cum. At the same time the smaller details work: the way a girl bites her lip before letting you slide in raw, the shaky breath right before you push past that last bit of resistance, the sticky mess dripping out of her when you pull out too fast. There’s one thing that drove me mad though: a single sound effect in one of the early oral scenes repeats with this tiny clicking noise and my ears just locked on it and never let go, and now I kind of hate that scene even though it’s hot as hell, but anyway. The whole thing feels like watching a messy personal drama slowly turn into a pile of naked bodies, where everyone pretends they’re making “adult decisions” while you just keep fucking them and hoping nobody asks you to actually change.

This thing feels like someone took your average life simulator, threw it into a shitty broken future, then said: “ok, what if your only real friend is a creepy app that wants inside your brain and your dick at the same time.” You start as this guy who is pretty much done with life, low on cash, low on pride, stuck in a city that looks like it got gentrified by a corporation and then abandoned. Your PC pops up with this “life manager” app that looks a little too clean for the mess you’re in. No tutorial wall of text, just this cold, almost polite interface that starts asking questions, tracking your time, giving you tasks like it’s your mom, therapist, and pimp all together. Half of it feels like a productivity tool, the other half feels like something that will slowly own your ass if you let it. And of course you let it, because the game keeps dangling rewards, new scenes, new girls, new places in the city, and suddenly you’re checking the in-game phone more than your actual one. I had Spotify on lofi beats in background and it weirdly matched the rhythm of just clicking around this grey, sad world while the app shows you little flashes of soft skin, curves, and that “just one more” promise.

What really hits different here is how the erotic stuff sneaks up on you. It doesn’t start with a tits-out explosion. First it’s teasing: a suggestive message, a girl leaning in too close at some sketchy massage place the app directed you to, the way the camera follows her hips a second too long while nothing “happens” yet. The models have that glossy 3D look, big tits that bounce in a really slow, almost hypnotic way when she leans down over you, eyes that lock on you while her hand “innocently” adjusts your towel. Then the app goes, almost casually, “accept upgrade?” and next thing, your “free massage” turns into her hand sliding under the towel and stroking you like it’s part of the health package. The animation on the handjob scenes is way better than I expected, especially when she presses her tits on your thigh, spit glistening on your shaft, her lips brushing the tip but not quite giving you what you want yet. It’s that annoying kind of teasing where you’re swearing at the screen but you still press continue because you want to see if she finally wraps her mouth around you in the next scene. When she actually starts sucking, it’s slow and sloppy, tongue moving in little circles, with your character clearly losing control, and the game lets you edge yourself by delaying the final click. Sometimes the pacing feels a bit off and you wander the sandbox doing small routine crap while your dick is still half hard from the last scene, but then the app drops a new task, like “return to the massage parlor at night,” and suddenly the same room is darker, more intimate, and she’s kneeling between your legs, looking up at you with those big eyes while her fingers curl around your cock again, like the city doesn’t exist, just her mouth, your frustration, and that weird voice in the back of your head whispering that you’re not the one in control at all.

Cold city, warm bodies, messy feelings. That’s kind of the vibe here. You’ve got this guy who had his whole world ripped apart, parents straight up slaughtered in a way that makes you go “ok, that’s fucked,” and then the game throws him into this snowy Christmas setup where the lights are pretty, the music is cozy, and everyone’s either horny, suspicious, or both. It feels wrong and right at the same time. One minute you’re walking through streets with holiday decorations, talking about trauma and revenge, next minute you’re in a cramped bedroom with a woman twice your age sitting way too close, her tits basically spilling out of her sweater while she pretends she just wants to “comfort” you. Sure, lady. Totally about feelings.

What I liked is how the romance and the sex don’t feel like two different games glued together. You flirt, you joke, you pick answers that feel stupidly small, and then suddenly she’s pushing you down on the couch, sliding her hand under your jeans like it was inevitable. There was this one scene where you’re alone with a stacked MILF who’s been low-key teasing you since the start. She puts on this fake innocent act, complains she’s “so cold,” then grabs your hand and presses it right between her thighs through thin leggings. You can see the outline, you feel the heat, and she just looks at you like “go on, be a man.” When she finally wraps her fingers around your dick, moving slow at first, all while talking in that soft voice about how “you’ve suffered so much,” it’s perverted comfort porn and honestly it hits. Then later she’s riding you, big ass bouncing, tits smacking together, moaning your name while you’re buried deep inside her, and the game doesn’t shy away from the creampie. It shows everything. Thick, dripping, raw. No fade to black.

Not everything is cozy and porn-y though. Some of the girls are trouble. There’s this darker part where you’re dealing with prostitution in the back streets, snow turning dirty, neon lights flickering, and the girls there aren’t just cute NPCs. One of them, with darker skin and a ridiculous ass, starts out all business, talking price, acting tough. Then you push a bit, show you actually give a damn, and her walls come down in this awkward way that feels more real than it should in a porn game. First encounter with her is pure filthy: on her knees in some shitty room, sucking you slow, drool on your shaft, her lips shining while she keeps eye contact like she’s trying to own you. Later sex with her hits different, more intimate, but still rough enough that your hips are slamming into her from behind, her ass shaking while you grip her hair and she begs you not to pull out. Of course you ignore that. Of course the game zooms in when you cum inside.

The dialog can be weird. Sometimes it feels like the characters are actually talking, with little jokes and awkward pauses that make sense, and other times it slips into this super edgy detective tone that feels like it came from a different game. I kind of liked that. Or I hated it. Not sure. The love scenes are where it actually shines though. Oral isn’t just a quick animation, it lingers: tongue on the tip, slow strokes with the hand, that moment where she pulls off just to let a string of spit hang before going back down. Even small teasing moments work, like a girl sitting on your lap in a cafe, secretly grinding on you while you’re trying to pretend you’re listening to her talk about Christmas plans. Your choices do matter enough that you feel like you’re steering the romance, not just clicking “next sex scene pls.” And yeah, there’s violence that hits harder than you expect, mixed right into all that holiday romance, which is kind of fucked up and kind of what makes it stick in your head after you close the tab. It shouldn’t work with the cute lights and Xmas vibes, but somehow it does, like dirty thoughts during family dinner you absolutely shouldn’t be having.

Game drops you in this not-quite-our-world city where everything looks familiar until someone casually rips a guy in half and nobody blinks. You play this “hero” who is basically what happens if Superman stopped pretending to be nice and just did whatever gave him a hard-on. He’s invincible, knows it, and the story never shuts up about that, which is kind of the point. One moment you’re saving some chick from a mugger, next moment you’re shoving the mugger’s face through a wall, there’s teeth and blood everywhere, and she’s staring at you with that shocked open-mouth look that’s halfway between fear and “fuck me now”. That whole corruption vibe is strong here: women start out scared, confused, pretending they still have morals, and a few “rescues” later they’re begging to be used, cheeks smeared with cum and mascara, while bodies are still cooling in the background. The game doesn’t even pretend to be tasteful. You’ll have scenes where you punch a dude so hard his guts spray the alley, then it cuts right to the girl with an ahegao face while you rail her against the same wall, blood still dripping. Real romantic atmosphere.

Art style is funny in a good way. It looks like the dev got halfway between “serious superhero comic” and “horny shitpost” and just said screw it, we’re going with this. Big tits everywhere, like gravity is just a rumor. Faces go from normal to full ahegao with drool strings and crossed eyes the second you start fucking them harder, and some of the transitions are almost too honest. One moment she’s humiliated, crying, telling you to stop, next frame her tongue is out and she’s clenching around you while you threaten to drop her from the sky. Animated loops are short but nasty in the right way: rough anal with her nails scratching the floor, sloppy oral where she’s choking and still forced to look up at you, creampie shots where you can literally see it leaking out while she’s trying to catch her breath. There’s cheating stuff too, of course. Boyfriend shows up, tries to act like a man, you casually break his arm like it’s a breadstick, then fuck his girl in front of him while he screams. Game really likes that humiliation angle, sometimes it overdoes it to the point you just stare at the screen like “bro, chill”, but then five clicks later you’re watching another pussy-stretching close-up and magically you don’t care anymore.

Story pretends to talk about power and responsibility, but let’s be real, it’s about power and pussy. You get choices, but most of them boil down to “do you want to be an asshole” or “do you want to be a worse asshole”, and honestly that fits the setting. There’s a scene where you fly a girl to the top of a building, clothes half torn from the speed, she’s clinging to you for dear life, and instead of anything heroic, you just bend her over the edge and fuck her while she cries that she’s scared of falling. Camera zooms in on her face, tears mixing with drool, then zooms out so you see the city lights below and your hand grabbing her hair like she’s just a handle. Another moment, after a particularly nasty fight with some powered thug, there’s gore everywhere, pieces of him on the pavement, and the game just hard-cuts from his brain matter to you forcing his girlfriend on her knees in the same puddle, making her suck you off while her mascara runs into the blood. That’s the whole tone: hero logo on your chest, brutality on one side of the screen, holes getting filled on the other. It’s loud, trashy, mean, and doesn’t fake any “wholesome” bullshit. Honestly, if I could ban boring PG superhero plots from the entire genre and replace them with this messy, horny disaster, I would.

This one feels like somebody took a nature documentary, a porn comic and a weird therapy session, shook them in a dirty blender and hit “on” without thinking. You play this feral guy, mid‑20s, body built like he wrestles trees for fun, brain basically still on “wolf mode”. No phone, no TikTok, no porn history, nothing. First real human contact in his whole life and of course it has to be two thick, scared, half‑frozen girls with asses so huge they deserve their own zip code. The game doesn’t try to hide what it wants: you’re here to watch a wild animal in a human body sniff, stare and slowly learn the difference between “prey” and “I want to grab that ass and never let go”.

What actually works is how the scenes drag you from “wtf is happening” straight into horny in like two clicks. One moment he’s confused by a bra strap. Next moment he’s pulling it aside just to see what happens, like a kid with a new toy, except the toy is warm, shaking and has massive tits bouncing in his face. The 3D models go hard on curves: wide hips, soft belly, stretch marks, thighs that could crush a skull. When they animate those slow grinding shots, you feel the weight, the jiggle, the sweat. It’s not that plastic pornstar shape, more like “yeah this girl actually eats and walks”. The sister with the bigger ass steals every scene for me. There’s this moment when she’s pretending to be all tough and in control, talking down to him like he’s some dog, and then he pins her against a tree and you see her expression just crack. Pride gone. Breathing all shaky. Legs opening anyway. That shit hits.

The “visual novel” part is where your choices poke at his brain and hers at the same time. You can keep him more like a loyal beast that wants to protect his “pack”, or push him into darker, possessive territory where he treats them like captured mates he needs to train. They try to survive in those woods, but half the “survival” just becomes excuses to get more skin on screen: sharing body heat in a tiny tent, cleaning mud off her thighs at the river, letting him “help” when she twists her ankle and suddenly needs to ride his lap. Some dialog feels clunky as hell, like Google Translate had a stroke, and there are scenes where the pacing dies for no reason right when you’re fully hard, but then a new animated loop starts, her ass bouncing in low light, and your brain forgets you were annoyed. I wish they did more with his first time though, that virgin confusion could be way more intense, but whatever, the game clearly wants you to fuck the world into shape, not sit around overthinking. It’s messy, horny, sometimes awkward, sometimes weirdly hot in a raw way, like watching a beast figure out that “taming” can go both directions.