Imagine a horny trivia night where every question you answer wrong sends you into a different timeline and every “bonus round” is actually someone riding your dick or your face. That’s kind of how this game feels. One moment you’re this broke nobody in modern time, jerking off at home and trying not to think about how useless you are, then suddenly some crazy AI thing wants to delete the whole universe and now you’re time skipping between a medieval kingdom, a neon sci‑fi hellscape and your pretty normal city, collecting tits, trouble and trauma like Pokémon. Except these Pokémon sit on your face, call you “pet” and make you pay their rent by turning your stats and their holes into profit. The story pretends you’re the chosen one, but you always feel more like the idiot who just happened to be standing closest to the big red button labeled “world ending bullshit, press here.” Somehow that works.

What actually hooked me was how the horny stuff and the “ok I need to actually think” stuff are tangled together. You wanna rail the witch with the huge ass in the medieval castle? Great, but she wants proof you can survive the dungeon first, so off you go, bumbling through corridors, managing your health, trying not to get clapped by monster girls who look like they crawled out of someone’s very specific tags list. One of them literally had you on your knees with her foot on your chest, toes stroking your cock while she messes with your head, whispering that you’re just a toy in her dungeon. It’s half combat encounter, half humiliation fetish and you kind of forget which part you’re supposed to be “winning.” Then in the future era you’re managing a brothel like it’s a fucked up version of Football Manager. You set shifts, choose which girl teases which client, worry about corruption levels, unlock new services, suddenly realize you’ve min-maxed your way into running a time traveling prostitution empire. There’s even that awkward first time thing with one of the virgins in the school arc, where the game doesn’t shy away from it being clumsy and weird before it gets hot. She’s jerking you off badly at first, nervous as hell, then after a few scenes she’s got your cock between her tits, tongue on the tip, making that stupid ahegao face and you’re like “ok, yeah, character development.” And all the while this AI VOID thing is in the background, like a DM who keeps reminding you that the universe is dying while you’re busy getting a sloppy blowjob behind a tavern. Honestly, I came for the big tits and stayed because I was lowkey panicking about breaking the timeline while creampie-ing a princess in public in front of half the city. And yeah, that sentence makes sense if you’ve played it.

Luke's got this whole university thing figured out - or at least he thinks he does. This isn't your typical college romance where some awkward freshman stumbles through dating mishaps. Nah, Luke's been through this rodeo before, literally. Time loops, resets, whatever you want to call it - he's lived his first year over and over until he's basically gaming the system. Now he's ready for what he calls "Phase Two," which sounds way more strategic than it probably should be for a guy just trying to get laid.

The whole premise is pretty wild when you think about it. Luke's essentially become a relationship speedrunner, knowing exactly which buttons to push with each girl. There's this maid cafe setup that becomes central to everything - because of course there is. The game throws you into managing relationships with different girls who each have their own specific kinks and fetishes. One minute you're dealing with some vanilla romance situation, next thing you know you're deep in BDSM territory or watching some serious NTR unfold. The variety is honestly overwhelming sometimes. You've got your classic anime parody characters mixed in too - I spotted what looked like Nico Robin and Boa Hancock variants, which feels both nostalgic and weird at the same time.

What gets me is how the game handles the whole "perfect base" concept Luke keeps talking about. It's like he's treating relationships like some kind of RPG stat management, which... honestly isn't that far from reality if we're being real here. The turn-based combat elements feel randomly thrown in, but somehow work with the overall simulator vibe. There's phone interactions, dating mechanics, and this whole corruption progression system that gets pretty intense. The multiple endings thing means you're constantly second-guessing your choices, wondering if you're optimizing for the right fetish path or missing out on some kinky scenario. Luke might have his advantage, but navigating all these relationship dynamics still feels like controlled chaos.

Jenny starts this thing already in trouble and I kind of love that. No slow “haha we’re just students on a trip” bullshit, you blink and she’s in a cave, stuff falls, boom, she’s cut off from everyone and stuck in the dark with a flashlight that feels like it came from a cheap gas station. And that’s where the game actually gets fun, because it’s just her, her huge tits squeezed into that tight outfit, and whatever the hell is moving in the wet shadows around her. It’s horny, yeah, but also kind of gross in a good way, like watching a horror movie on Netflix while you keep pausing to check horny Reddit subs on your phone. The vibe is this weird mix of “I should not be turned on by this” and “ok but I absolutely am.” Tentacles slide in from the edges of the screen, you see something pulse behind a rock, then the game pretends to give you choices that feel important but really you’re just deciding which hole gets attention first.

The 2D art is AI assisted and you can kind of tell, but in this game it weirdly fits. Faces sometimes have that “too smooth to be real” thing and some fingers look like they’re not sure how many they want to be, but when it focuses on Jenny’s body it hits the right spots. Those big soft tits, the way her ass is framed when she’s crawling through a tight tunnel, the slimy shine on her skin when the cave things finally grab her... I was queuing tracks on Spotify like “okay, this scene is pure darkwave,” then suddenly I’m switching to some filthy bass-heavy techno because she’s getting wrapped up by a nest of tentacles and moaning like a pornstar on xHamster. The pacing is funny, too. You get one slow, teasing moment where she’s just brushing dirt off her chest and you’re like “alright, character building,” then two clicks later something from the ceiling is groping her through the shirt and the game never really looks back. I wish the dev would let one scene breathe longer, just once, let her struggle more before giving in, but I know that’s never happening and honestly that’s okay, this thing is clearly here for quick and dirty.

What surprised me most is how often it plays with angles. One moment you get a close-up of her scared face lit by the phone screen, the next it cuts to this low shot that is basically “here’s her ass, congrats.” Subtle like a truck. You get grabbed in a narrow passage, her legs pinned, tentacles coiling under her top, and there’s that awkward second where she still tries to act like she’s in control. Then you see her expression crack and it stops being horror and turns into that “oh fuck, this feels way too good” look. I liked how sometimes the cave feels almost like a horny character itself, like every wall is hiding something that wants to feel her curves. There’s one scene near a glowing pool where she leans in thinking it might be water, and the reflection is just her with these unreal perfect breasts, and then something in the pool reaches up and you already know what’s about to happen but you still click. It’s trashy, inconsistent, a bit cheap, but if your brain lives somewhere between Pornhub, creepy pasta stories, and weird hentai memes on Discord, it hits the exact wrong/right spot. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?

Adam gets thrown into that classic mess where your real mom is gone, dad has a new wife with perfect curves, and suddenly you're dragging your suitcase into a house that feels way too warm and way too tight for a “normal” family. The game does not pretend to be deep, but it knows exactly what button it’s pushing. You walk in, and the first thing you notice is not the wallpaper. Stepmom’s tits are right there, proud and heavy, squeezed into clothes that really look like they’re begging for a wardrobe malfunction. She leans over the table, “accidentally” brushing against you, her ass moving in those slow little circles like she’s stirring your brain and your dick at the same time. The stepsisters are no better. One is all attitude and eye rolls, acting like she hates you, then “needs help” reaching something on a high shelf, pushing her soft ass against your crotch just a bit too long. The other plays innocent, but she keeps sitting in your lap to show you something on her phone, her big tits pressed into your chest while she pretends she doesn’t notice how hard you are. Yeah, sure.

What I liked is how the pacing kind of sneaks up on you. It starts with small things. A hand brushing over your thigh when it really didn’t need to. A hug that turns into a grope for half a second too long before she pulls back like nothing happened. Random teasing in the hallway where she bends over to pick something up, and you swear she pauses so you can get a full view of those curves bouncing. You get that mix of guilt and hunger every time you click to the next scene. Sometimes the game lets you be a bit of an asshole and just grab a hip or a boob when the chance is there, sometimes you’re stuck watching, fingers itching, while they grind just out of reach. The animations help a lot, even when they’re a bit janky. A little awkward movement can feel weirdly hot when the stepmom is pressing her breasts against your arm while “cooking” and you’re just standing there, thinking about pinning her against the counter. The basement thing is kind of funny. You’re all horny upstairs with this milf and her thick ass, then you hear those weird sounds below. It pulls you away from the porn and makes you walk down into the dark, like the house itself is hiding some dirty secret that might be even more messed up than your new family. There are moments where I wish scenes went further, like the build up is amazing, but the payoff cuts too soon, or the groping stops just when her breathing starts to change. Still, that half-frustrated feeling almost fits the theme. If you want to squeeze every lewd drop from it, take your time, replay scenes, try different choices, and lean into the teasing instead of rushing for the obvious obvious stuff. The game gets better when you let it edge you a little.