Lily’s manor feels like someone took a fantasy hentai doujin, shook it too hard, and then let everything spill out all over an RPG map. You’re not some shy self-insert loser here, you’re a futa mistress walking around with way too much power, way too much dick, and a house full of maids who basically signed away their dignity the moment they put on the uniform. It actually keeps that “Futanari-sama and her maids” vibe pretty close, just less polished, like the panels got stretched into scenes and nobody bothered to iron the weird bits. One second you’re in a cozy maid hallway chatting about tea, next second you’ve got one of them on her knees, drooling on your shaft, trying not to choke while her eyes roll up. The game doesn’t build up slowly, it just pokes you like “hey, want to titfuck the busty head maid or go bully the shy virgin one first?” and if you’re like me, you just click both and see what breaks.

The manor management side is kind of funny because it pretends to be serious. You’re assigning maids to jobs, tweaking schedules, managing “corruption” like it’s some office KPI, but the real goal is just turning your whole staff into a horny, broken harem. You send one maid to “pray” in the chapel, and three scenes later she’s getting railed in front of a holy statue, creampie dripping out while she moans about religion and sin. There’s this nice stupid contrast: official-looking menus, and then you press confirm and boom, lesbian scene on the sofa, maid riding another maid’s face while you stand there stroking yourself and deciding who you’re going to fuck after. And mixed in that, out of nowhere, you get those darker corruption bits: non-consensual stuff, harassment that doesn’t pretend to be “mild,” maids pinned against walls, forced oral, internal shots of cum flooding them while they’re crying and clinging to you. It follows the source pretty well on that “worship the mistress whether you like it or not” tone, though some scenes feel rushed, like the build-up pages are missing and you jump straight to the money shot.

Then there’s the dungeon stuff, which feels like the author remembered halfway “oh right, this is an RPG.” Turn based fights, monster girls, weird transformations when you push certain routes too far. You’re smacking slime girls around, then suddenly they’re riding you instead, bouncing those big tits in a looping animation while your HP bar is screaming and you’re just like yeah, this is fine. Sometimes the game throws in a trap or futa enemy and it goes full group mess: everyone jerking each other off, milfs in the party getting sandwiched, you blasting a load inside someone, getting a creamy internal view, and then casually looting a sex toy from the chest after. The corruption carries into combat too, so characters you kept “pure” can end up totally ruined, and you actually feel it when the virgin maid who used to blush just from handholding is suddenly begging for anal or grabbing a monster girl’s horns to force her deeper during oral. The pacing is kind of all over the place, a bit like reading the manga in random order, but that messy energy actually suits it. Some scenes try to be funny and land, like a maid trying to “professionally” report daily tasks while you’re fucking her from behind, her glasses fogging up. Other times the humor falls flat and you’re just clicking through dialogue to get back to the next creampie or harem scene. Still, that constant swing between silly, cute, cruel, and outright filthy is weirdly addictive. It feels less like a polished VN and more like the horny draft version that accidentally got released, which, for this kind of fantasy, kinda works better anyway.

Tali alone on her pilgrimage, horny, stressed, and way too easy to corrupt for her own good. That’s pretty much the whole vibe here and it hits harder than I expected. You start small, like you’re just poking around the Flotilla, trying to be this responsible quarian girl, doing missions, fixing stuff, talking to people who all think they know better than you. And then, very slowly, everything you do somehow turns into something sexual. A harmless “scan this thing” job ends with a monster pinning her down. A casual talk with another character twists into dirty teasing. One moment she’s nervous and cute, checking her omni-tool, next moment she’s on her knees, visor fogged, taking someone’s cock in her mouth while you click through dialogue like it’s completely normal. It’s not normal. It’s great.

The game lets you wander, but not too much. More like a horny sandbox where every corridor hides porn. You poke around a new area, you trigger some scene with corruption, and Tali’s attitude changes a little. At first she’s shy, super embarrassed, like “Keelah, what am I doing,” and you kind of feel bad. Then you unlock more intense stuff and suddenly this same girl is pushing her ass back against monsters and begging for more. Watching that change is where the game really got me. I started like a total noob, just clicking through, failing basic combat, barely understanding what stats matter. After a while I noticed I was planning fights just to see specific outcomes. Like, “ok, if I lose here, I get that anal scene,” and if I win, I get a different one. That fucked with my brain in a nice way. There’s this combat encounter where you can try to play smart and avoid the worst damage, but I kept throwing the fight on purpose because the corrupted variant of Tali, with big tits squeezed into the suit and her ass on display, was just way more fun to watch. I pretended it was for “roleplay,” but no, it was for the view.

And it’s not only monsters. The parody side really kicks when the other familiar faces show up. Miranda showing off her ridiculous body and acting like she’s superior, Liara being soft and weirdly obsessed, Ashley talking too much then getting her mouth filled so she shuts up for a second. I laughed when EDI is involved, because her cold logic next to all the lewd chaos just feels wrong in the right way. One minute you’re doing a small errand for someone like Kasumi, the kind of side task you’d ignore in a normal sci-fi game, and the next she’s teasing Tali, touching where she shouldn’t, almost like she’s testing how far this corrupted little pilgrim will go. The animations sell it more than I expected, especially when Tali slides from teasing to full vaginal and anal scenes, suit half-open, body on display, and you finally see what the game has been hinting at from the start. I wish the sandbox map was a bit bigger, but at the same time, if it was, I’d probably just get lost and never find half the porn. Also, one corridor has a light that flickers in this annoying way and I keep noticing it. No patch, no fix, just that stupid light judging me while I watch Tali get fucked senseless.

The corruption is not subtle, and I like that. You can basically steer her from half-innocent tech girl to full-on cum-drunk slut who doesn’t bother to pretend she cares about the mission anymore. There’s a nice clash when Commander Shepard pops in, because you can have this legendary hero in the background while Tali is secretly getting filled by some monster in another room. It feels wrong and perfect. Sometimes I wanted more choices, sometimes less, but that’s just me being picky. The game throws you into this horny pilgrimage and keeps poking your brain with “what if Tali does something even nastier here” over and over. And yeah, I kept saying to myself “ok, last scene, then I close the tab,” but then another option for masturbation or oral shows up, or some new corrupted reaction in a dialogue with Samara, and suddenly I’m clicking again like an idiot, trying to see every filthy branch before my hand is too tired to even move the mouse.

Clara Loft shows up on screen and you instantly know the game is not pretending to be “serious archaeology”. She opens her mouth, that smug British accent hits you, and suddenly you’re way less interested in lost temples and way more curious about what’s under the shorts that are absolutely not work-appropriate. The whole thing feels like some horny fan project that escaped from a Discord server and grew just enough muscle to become a real game. In a good way. Mostly. You’re the new assistant, which sounds important, but quickly turns into “guy who carries the bags, gets insulted, and maybe, if he plays his cards right, ends up with his cock somewhere near those ridiculous tits.” The story acts like it’s about relics and curses and puzzles, but half the time it’s just an excuse to put Clara in one more situation where her ass is sticking out while she complains she “can’t quite reach”. Sure, professor. Of course you can’t.

The teasing is honestly the main event here. She talks a lot, and it’s actually voiced, not that weird text-to-speech flat stuff. She’ll roast you for staring, then lean forward anyway, then pretend she doesn’t notice your character literally masturbating in the tent while she’s humming on the other side of the canvas. There’s this one scene where you’re supposed to be guarding some artifact and instead end up watching her bathe through a hole in the wall. That moment is so stupidly predictable and still works. She keeps doing that “half annoyed, half amused” thing, like she knows exactly what you’re doing with your hand. And yeah, the game does not shy away from going all the way. Blowjobs, handjobs, riding you until her tits bounce way past realistic physics, sliding them around your cock like she’s trying to polish a trophy, and eventually some heavier stuff if you keep pushing her down the more corrupted path instead of playing the sweet gentleman. It leans into parody, so one second she’s moaning in your ear, next second she’s cracking some meta joke about “player choices” while you’re balls deep in her ass. Completely ruins the mood and somehow makes it hotter.

Mechanically, it’s like a horny choose-your-own-mistake adventure with some actual puzzles sprinkled in just to make sure you’re not clicking with one hand the whole time. A few of the “combat” bits feel like they exist only so the dev can say, see, this is a real game, not just porn, look, there’s a health bar. Nobody is fooled. The AI art gives everything this slightly off, dreamlike vibe where Clara’s boobs seem to grow a bit from one scene to the next and you’re not sure if it’s the supposed “breast expansion” angle or just the model losing its mind. Sometimes her face shifts a little weird mid animation and it’s like she’s turning into a different hot cousin for half a second. I kind of liked it, even while my brain was going, what the hell, pick a version and stick with it. Also, small complaint: there is one button in the UI that looks like it should open a proper settings menu but only gives you like three options and none of them are the one you want and it irritated me way more than it should. Anyway, if the idea of a smug, big-titted archaeologist slowly turning into your personal plaything while she pretends to still be in charge sounds fun, this thing absolutely leans into that fantasy and then trips over its own jokes, stands up, and shoves your dick between her boobs again.

Reborn in this world, you don’t start as some overpowered hentai demigod. You start small, weak, awkward, staring at stat screens like a horny nerd who suddenly woke up inside the fantasy game he used to jerk off to. It feels weirdly familiar, all those windows and numbers and skills, like someone mashed together an isekai anime, Pornhub tags, and a DnD character sheet, then said “yeah, now suffer for it.” The beginning actually made me laugh, in that “oh shit, that would be me” way, watching this guy (or futa, if you go that road) try to figure out how to use magic and how not to die on the first dungeon floor while getting distracted by every pair of tits in a ten-meter radius.

The mood swings a lot. One moment you’re counting turns in combat, trying to squeeze out that last spell with barely any mana, the next you’re getting pinned against a wall by some smug monster girl with too many curves and way too much confidence. The harem thing doesn’t just fall in your lap, you kind of earn it through quests, choices, and that slightly evil curiosity that makes you pick the option you probably shouldn’t. There is this early dungeon where you walk in thinking “ok, grind a bit, gain some XP” and end up bargaining with a horny plant girl that really, really wants to see what you can do from behind. Strategy suddenly becomes “how many skills can I use before I’m literally drained in every sense.” And I liked that the futa angle is there like a temptation, not shoved down your throat unless you ask for it. You can stay vanilla cock, or you can wake up with something extra between your legs and a whole new way to ruin NPCs. Choice hits different when it’s about what kind of dick you swing.

What surprised me most is how often I forgot I was playing a porn game and not some half-janky, half-charming RPG on itch.io. The humor lands more often than it should, with those little comments about EXP farming, hentai logic, and how nobody in fantasy worlds knows what a condom is. Sometimes the text rambles, sometimes the pacing trips, like the dev got lost in their own horny brain and just went “fuck it, more dialogue, more teasing,” and I kinda love that. There is one scene in particular, in a deeper dungeon level, where you’re low on health, you win a fight by like one lucky hit, and instead of a normal reward you get this cocky demon girl asking if the hero who nearly died wants to “use her body as a potion.” It’s porn logic, but the teasing before the actual sex is long enough you start clicking faster, half annoyed, half turned on, like a degenerate trying to skip ads on xHamster. The AI CG sometimes looks a bit off, a hand here, a weird strand of hair there, and it annoyed me way more than it should. I stared at that one broken finger in a blowjob scene far too long, and it lives in my head rent free now. Still, the mix of turn based combat, dumb jokes, fantasy races throwing themselves at you, anal and vaginal scenes popping up like loot drops, and that feeling of slowly building a harem through stats and bad decisions... I’d honestly give it “Best Use of Bad Life Choices in a Fantasy Harem” and not even say it as a joke. Dare to play it alone, or invite company?