A steamy new sauna just popped up beside the maid cafe, and the person running it is nothing short of a tantalizing mystery. Yet, behind that inviting smile, secrets simmer beneath the surface. Could Felicia’s charm be too good to be true, hiding something darker?

At Poke-Con, the scales are tipping dangerously, and not everyone will come out unscathed. Carmen’s on edge, and you’re about to find out if she’ll give in to her desires and take that daring step.

Con-Quest’s newest update throws you headfirst into a world where mystery and lust collide. Characters evolve, quests intensify, and the erotic tension cranks up to unbearable levels.

Thanks to some passionate Patrons, there’s now a worshipper manual to help you navigate all the juicy content. Don’t miss their handy manual at the link above - it’s packed with tips and tricks.

We owe a massive shout-out to our Patrons and the entire Newgrounds family for backing us. Your enthusiasm keeps the fires burning here.

Come say hello and swap stories with other players on our lively Discord channel. Grab your spot now: https://discordapp.com/invite/Upr9Njg

Patrons get exclusive perks like voting power, direct input on development, and early access to new content. Head over to https://www.patreon.com/cuddlepitgames for all the benefits.

Massive props to Emily for the gorgeous artwork, check her out here: http://puddingpack.deviantart.com/ Decals and cosplay inspiration come courtesy of GrossGirl, found at http://grossgirl.newgrounds.com/ Ivy Sticker’s vibe is thanks to Chicken, whose fashion blog is http://rottenchicken.tumblr.com/ Boss battles get a killer soundtrack by EternalSushi, check it out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lAIQu_1YVU

Enemies now take heavier hits thanks to updated weakness damage calculations. Meet the new Flareon cosplayer, featuring a whole chase sequence plus prize images, static and animated.

Enjoy three added CG moments in Flareon’s quest, with bonus visuals at the finale. Look out for Carmen’s new emotes, bringing her reactions to life. Switching between reward images is simpler with the revamped menu system.

Static pictures for Mia and Nia have been added, including a provocative one of Mia on the floor. Jess’s updated prize shows her bare-chested, turning up the heat. Special CGs such as Jaclyn’s “tower of chicks” are now neatly organized in the prize menu.

Fixed a bug that trapped players during Ivy’s questline. The Patreon menu no longer locks up thanks to recent fixes.

Crack the mysteries, challenge the chaos, and dive into the risqué world unfolding at the sauna and beyond.

This thing feels like some horny isekai fever dream that someone scribbled out between classes, then decided “yeah, good enough, let’s make it real.” You wake up in this kinda-normal, kinda-wrong world that looks suspiciously like the boring life you already have, just with more cute girls who actually notice you and way less dignity. It’s all very slice of life on the surface: hanging around, small talk, stupid jokes about everyday stuff. Then suddenly a girl leans in way too close, says something filthy with a straight face, and you realize this “alternative life” is basically your browser history turned into a visual novel plot. Not that I’m complaining. Well, maybe a little.

What I really liked is how it doesn’t try to be deep. The story plays out like casual shitposting that somehow grew arms, legs, and big tits. One minute you’re talking about something mundane, like schedules or food or whatever, next minute she’s teasing you about your dick like it’s just part of the conversation, no big deal. The comedy isn’t subtle at all, half the time it’s just pure horny brain, but it lands more often than it should. Some of the girls act like they’re in a parody and they know you’re the main character, and they lean into it hard. There’s that classic vibe of “oh no, I tripped and sat on your lap” except here they pretty much say “yeah, I want your cock in me, what are you going to do about it?” It pretends to be wholesome for about three seconds, then ruins it on purpose. The MC himself is kind of a dumbass but in a relatable way, like the kind of guy who overthinks everything and then says the worst possible line. At least he’s not mute. I hate mute protagonists. Here he jokes, he panics, he stares at boobs way too long, and people actually react to it.

The whole thing has that 2dcg VN style where you just click through scenes, follow dialogue, and watch your “alternative life” spiral into a harem mess. Girls show affection in different ways: some are annoyingly sweet, some roast you like it’s their full-time job, some basically scream “fuck me” with their eyes. Not all routes feel equally fleshed out though. There were moments when a scene was building up to something hot, tension rising, hands wandering, clothes starting to slip, and then it just cuts to another day with a joke. I actually yelled at my screen once. Also, small stupid thing, but the sound effects volume feels a bit off sometimes and it bothers me way more than it should, like a tiny fly buzzing around a blowjob scene. Porn logic everywhere of course, but that’s the point. You get the usual harem chaos: multiple girls vying for you, lots of flirty banter, plenty of lewd CGs that don’t try to be artsy, just straight up “here’s her pussy, enjoy.” It’s messy, funny, horny, and somehow still feels like that comfy “coming home and opening the same VN app again” habit you pretend you don’t have.

This thing starts with zero buildup and honestly I respect that. One second you’re just some regular dude killing time, next second there’s this smug little dark elf in your room acting like she owns the place and also your dick. It feels like someone mashed together a comfy slice‑of‑life anime and the kind of horny daydream you get in the shower, then went “yeah, that’s enough plot” and hit export. The whole story just rolls forward without choices, so you’re strapped to the chair watching this one long, escalating tease where she keeps flipping between soft caretaker and bratty succubus energy. She pampers you, sure, but it isn’t just “here’s a blowjob now”. It’s the way she wipes your sweat while calling you a pervert, the way she presses too close when she “fixes” your clothes, the way she sits on your lap like it’s the most normal thing in the world and your brain is screaming that this is absolutely not normal.

The best bit is how casual the comedy is. She slaps your ego around, calls you out when you try to act cool, cracks dumb jokes about your stamina, and you still end up hard as a rock because every insult is paired with a new view of her tits or that tight little ass. One moment she’s feeding you like some fantasy maid, next she leans in, whispers filthy stuff that would get your phone banned from the living room, then pretends she didn’t say anything. It’s got that Ren’Py “click, read, click, horny” rhythm, but smoother than I expected, like the writer actually knows how horny people think when they’re bored and lonely. There’s this massage scene where she gets behind you, breathes in your ear, kneads your shoulders, then slowly works her hands lower and lower, and you feel the shift from “aw this is sweet” to “oh fuck she’s really going for it” in a couple of lines. Then she tosses in some supernatural talk like it’s totally fine that some otherworldly elf is milking you dry in your own bed. The romance part sneaks up on you too. You start laughing at her stupid jokes, then suddenly you care when she acts a bit shy, then she’s riding you and you’re like, yeah okay, maybe I’d sell my soul for this too. The only thing that annoyed me is there’s this one sound effect that repeats when she moves on the sheets and once I heard it, I could not unhear it, it’s like a wet squeak that lives in my brain now and I’m slightly mad about it, but also I went back to replay that scene on my phone in the bathroom like an idiot, so whatever.

In this small community, things are not quite what you might expect. Our protagonist is an imperfect young man who grew up as the target of bullying, a real nobody with a literal bag over his head. As much as he can’t help what he looks like, he also can’t help but be empathetic to those around him. Players are challenged to look beneath the surface and explore the depth of rich storytelling within. After a series of tragic circumstances, his life will change completely! He will be given the chance to rise from his outcast origins to become either the biggest pimp the world has ever seen... or overcome his primal urges to stand up against an organization that has become the world's worst bully, all while seducing, romancing, and exploring the residents of his home town. Will you choose to be an enslaver or a noble savior of the world? Or will you blow it all up and lose everything? Will you discipline and corrupt those you meet? Or will you show compassion and love, perhaps leading to romance and fatherhood? The choice is yours...