So this game basically throws you onto some magical anime girl island after you get horny and follow some chick with a fat ass - yeah that's literally the setup and honestly? It works. Don't Toy With Me is one of those sandbox harem deals where you're surrounded by every waifu you've ever jerked off to, from Hinata's massive tits to Zero Two's perfect curves. The whole thing feels like someone's wet dream made manifest, which I guess it literally is according to the dev.

The variety is insane though - you got your shy Hinata types, your bratty Nagatoro energy, thicc One Piece girls like Robin and Nami, plus a bunch of others I recognized but can't remember the names of right now. Each girl has their own little personality quirks and the interactions feel pretty natural for what they are. Like when you're chatting with Nagatoro she's actually being a teasing bitch instead of just generic anime girl #47. The sex scenes are animated which is nice, lots of titfucks and creampies and the usual stuff you'd expect. Some of the girls look a bit young but that's anime for you I guess? The ahegao faces during climax scenes are chef's kiss though.

What bugs me is the school setting feels kinda pointless - like why am I attending classes when I could be railing Yoruichi instead? But then again maybe that's the point, building up tension before you get to the good stuff. The mobile version runs smooth on my phone which is surprising since most of these games lag like hell. There's this whole mystery about how you ended up there but honestly who gives a shit when Erza Scarlett wants to fuck your brains out. The sandbox element means you can basically choose your own adventure with whoever catches your eye that day. Sometimes I wish there was more story but then Esdeath shows up and suddenly I don't care about plot anymore.

You know that moment when you’re half-scrolling Twitter, half staring at a folder of “research material”, and you think, “Man, I just want Lucy to actually talk back while I ruin her makeup”? This game is basically that thought turned into a horny little mobile dating sim where all those anime women and traps you pretended you liked “for the plot” line up and let you flirt, tease, and slowly push things from cute to filthy. It starts stupidly innocent: you pick a girl or guy you’ve definitely seen in way too many doujins already, you chat, answer some questions, pretend you care about their feelings. The better you pick the answers, the faster you get to the good stuff. It’s kind of like a quiz where the prize is watching Nami get talked into dropping her bra, or Esdeath tilting her head with that icy smile while she offers you her throat and you know exactly where this is going.

What I like is how it weaponizes the fact that you already know these characters. Yoruichi playing cocky and smug while you drag the conversation into “training” that ends with her on all fours, ass up. Rem going from shy, blushing maid to obedient little cum doll once you pick just the right line. Rias pretending she’s in control until your “correct” choices nudge her toward kneeling between your legs and wrapping those fat tits around your cock. There’s titfucks, sloppy oral, jerking you off while they look into your eyes, and scenes where anal just suddenly becomes the natural “next step” like yeah of course Koneko is fine with you pushing inside her tight ass, why are you even asking. Some routes play it soft and romantic first, others flip straight from flirty banter to “get on your knees and open wide”. You can tell whoever made this spent too much time browsing r34 and not enough time touching grass, which honestly helps.

It’s not perfect at all. Sometimes the questions feel random, like you’re taking a horny school test about Hinata’s personality just so you’re allowed to see her strip and ride you slow until her tits bounce out of her outfit. A few dialogues read like they were written at different times, with Nobara being all tsun in one line then weirdly sweet the next, but you kind of stop caring once she’s jerking you off with that annoyed face. And I still hate how one of the cards for Tsubaki loads slightly blurry on my phone and my brain fixates on it way too much. But the gallery unlocks are a nice little brain-itch reward. You nail the answers, and suddenly you’re watching Zero Two grind on your lap, panties pushed aside, or Lucoa sitting on your face with that huge ass while she strokes you off lazily with one hand. Some paths sneak in gay and trap content too, like Astolfo or Felix showing up all cute and smug, making you question your “no homo” stance while they drop to their knees and take you in their mouth like it’s nothing. It’s messy, horny, a bit clumsy in places, and exactly the kind of thing you open in the bathroom “just for a minute” and then stay for the extra date because you want to see if Asuna will finally let you finish inside.

Isekai Brothel throws every anime waifu you've ever fantasized about into one chaotic interdimensional fuckfest, and honestly? It's messier than trying to explain the Fate timeline to your normie friends. The premise is simple enough - some genius figured out universe-hopping technology and decided the best use wasn't world peace or infinite resources, but setting up the ultimate anime girl bordello. Can't argue with those priorities, really.

The character roster reads like someone's MAL favorites list had a baby with a horny teenager's wet dreams. You've got Nagatoro ready to bully you into submission, Tsunade bringing that MILF energy, Zero Two with her dino girl antics, and even Rimuru because apparently slimes can be sexy now. The crossover aspect gets absolutely wild when you're trying to explain why Chi-Chi from Dragon Ball is having tea with Emilia from Re:Zero before they both jump your bones. Some combinations work better than others - seeing Komi-san interact with the more... aggressive personalities creates this weird cognitive dissonance that's somehow arousing? The dating simulator elements feel tacked on though, like they remembered halfway through development that some people actually want story with their smut.

What really gets me is how they handle the "universe travel" gimmick - you can either visit their worlds or bring them to yours, which sounds cool until you realize it's mostly just different background art. The sex scenes vary wildly in quality depending on which character you're with, and don't get me started on the voice acting inconsistencies. Megumin sounds nothing like she should, but somehow Yoruichi's VA nailed it perfectly. The game's clearly unpolished as hell with typos everywhere and some characters looking like they were drawn by completely different artists, but when you're balls deep in a scene with Android 18 while Albedo watches jealously from the corner, technical polish becomes less important. It's horny chaos incarnate, and sometimes that's exactly what you need.

As the administrator of the elegant hotel, your every single day on the work is devoted to one goal only - to ensure your visitors really feeling delighted and completely satisfied. Of course various guests are coming below with various expectations so figuring out their tastes and passions is what will aid you to do your job much better.

Sometimes they will certainly come up with personal and rather special demands... These aren't your everyday hotel needs; they push boundaries and challenge how you respond.

In this world of luxury and secrecy, your role becomes more than just managing bookings and room service. You become the keeper of fantasies, the one who unlocks secret doors to pleasure behind closed curtains.

Each interaction is a delicate dance of reading subtle cues and responding with care. Your choices influence not just their stay but the stories they take with them, stories charged with desire and satisfaction.

Are you ready to step into this intoxicating world where professionalism meets passion? Dive in now and prove your skill at reading between the lines, turning every guest’s stay into an unforgettable adventure.

The guests are waiting, their eyes full of expectation, their whispers carrying promises of encounters that defy the ordinary. Your journey as the ultimate hotel administrator begins here - will you answer their call?.