So this game basically throws you onto some magical anime girl island after you get horny and follow some chick with a fat ass - yeah that's literally the setup and honestly? It works. Don't Toy With Me is one of those sandbox harem deals where you're surrounded by every waifu you've ever jerked off to, from Hinata's massive tits to Zero Two's perfect curves. The whole thing feels like someone's wet dream made manifest, which I guess it literally is according to the dev.

The variety is insane though - you got your shy Hinata types, your bratty Nagatoro energy, thicc One Piece girls like Robin and Nami, plus a bunch of others I recognized but can't remember the names of right now. Each girl has their own little personality quirks and the interactions feel pretty natural for what they are. Like when you're chatting with Nagatoro she's actually being a teasing bitch instead of just generic anime girl #47. The sex scenes are animated which is nice, lots of titfucks and creampies and the usual stuff you'd expect. Some of the girls look a bit young but that's anime for you I guess? The ahegao faces during climax scenes are chef's kiss though.

What bugs me is the school setting feels kinda pointless - like why am I attending classes when I could be railing Yoruichi instead? But then again maybe that's the point, building up tension before you get to the good stuff. The mobile version runs smooth on my phone which is surprising since most of these games lag like hell. There's this whole mystery about how you ended up there but honestly who gives a shit when Erza Scarlett wants to fuck your brains out. The sandbox element means you can basically choose your own adventure with whoever catches your eye that day. Sometimes I wish there was more story but then Esdeath shows up and suddenly I don't care about plot anymore.

Warm sand under your back, that lazy dead-fish feeling after too much sun, and suddenly the whole world is just ass. Not metaphorical ass, not “thicc” like people spam in comments, but two animated legends grinding reality out of focus: Android 18 with her perfect ice-queen blonde vibe and Erza with that wild red hair that looks like it still smells like battle smoke and perfume. They are on the beach with you, but also not really “with” you, more like on you, around you, over you. The game starts in that half-dream state where you’re not sure if you passed out from heat or from scrolling too long on Pornhub. Then the screen settles, the loop hits, and you’re basically pinned there, face in the danger zone, while they twerk slow and teasing, asses so close you feel like your monitor might grow taste buds. It’s that kind of short, dirty fantasy that feels like someone took all the fanart from Reddit and boiled it down into one shameless anal-focused scene, no plot, no talking, just rhythm and skin and the sense that you somehow woke up in the middle of a crossover nobody had the right to make and everyone secretly wanted anyway.

There’s this weird magic in how nothing really “happens” and still everything is happening. Android 18 moves with that cold precision, like she calculated the exact angle where her booty will hover over your mouth, just out of reach, like she knows you’re useless here and enjoys it. Erza is the opposite, her ass movement feels more playful, almost chaotic, like she is the one who dragged 18 into this little beach sin-session and is now showing off, cheeks bouncing, sometimes almost clapping in your face, sometimes slowing down just enough that you catch yourself leaning forward at a screen like an idiot. The camera sits low, submissive, like you’re stuck in the sand while they use your head as their personal seat cushion. You get pussy flashes, that quick glimpse here and there when they shift position, a little pink flash that makes your brain glitch for a second, especially when it happens while they arch their backs and present fully, like “here, have this, but only for one frame, enjoy suffering.” Anal is the star though. Their butts are treated like holy objects, center stage, big, round, demanding, the way they tilt and spread just enough so your imagination fills all the gaps. It’s almost rude how short and looping it is. You just start syncing your breathing to Erza’s slow bounce, Android 18’s more measured grind, and then you realize this is it. No climax scene, no “next phase”, just you looping like a horny goldfish pressing replay, pretending your hand hasn’t already figured out the timing like a rhythm game.

That’s the thing that got me. It feels like a dirty little GIF you shouldn’t like as much as you do, but you keep it open in a small Chrome tab anyway, somewhere between Twitter and xVideos, letting it run while you do other stuff, then suddenly you’re staring again. The beach background is almost nothing, just light and sand and that lazy sea vibe, but somehow it adds to the fantasy of “sunburned pervert wakes up and two famous anime girls are using his face as furniture.” There’s no voice lines, no moans, no cheesy music trying to be sexy, only the animation doing the work, like those old Flash loops that used to live on sketchy sites, except cleaner and more focused on asses. At one point Erza leans forward just a tiny bit more and her red hair falls, covering half of 18 from your view, and that small moment stuck with me way more than it should, because it feels almost intimate, like you’re spying on something they’re doing for themselves, not for you. And yeah, it’s basically a glorified loop about booty and anal teasing, you’re not getting a deep gameplay session out of this, but sometimes that’s exactly what fries your brain in the nicest way: two iconic babes, one beach, your face in the wrong place and the right place at the same time, and nothing to do except watch them bounce until your wrist gives up or your browser starts lagging.

Erza and Sakura here feel like somebody dropped two fandoms into a horny blender and just said “fight, but make it porn.” There’s no soft warm up, no long story, you just get these two instantly in that weird space between battle and fucking. Erza has that tall, heavy-boob, older girl aura, like the scary hot senior from school who could bench press you and then ride you. Sakura looks younger, more compact, small tits but tight body, kind of bratty face. They stand in front of each other like they’re about to trade punches, but the “weapon” strapped on Erza is this thick black dildo belt that looks too big for Sakura at first glance. That’s half the fun though. You get that “oh shit, this is going to wreck her” feeling from the first second.

The loop focuses hard on domination, but not in a super fancy BDSM way, more like raw aggression. Erza moves like she already won the fight long ago. Hands on Sakura’s hips, pulling her back, fucking her like she’s just a hole to fill. It’s got that porn logic where Sakura’s a shinobi with insane strength but here she’s just panting and taking it. The movement is simple but hypnotic, that steady in-out that feels like an animated gif you stare at too long on Reddit and suddenly ten minutes are gone. Her red hair swings a bit with each thrust, boobs bouncing heavy and slow, while Sakura’s smaller chest shakes faster, nipples flicking with every push. There’s this nice contrast between their bodies, like two different porn categories mashed together. You can almost hear that wet sound even if your speakers are off, your brain just fills it in from memory of too many Pornhub nights. It’s not a huge “game” with buttons all over the screen, more like you poke it, it reacts, you poke it again, and eventually you just stop touching anything and watch.

What makes it weirdly hot is that it kind of feels like a parody for people who already know these characters, but also like the animator stopped caring about the “joke” and just leaned into pure porn. Erza’s face sometimes sits in that half-smirk, half-serious look, like she’s proud of turning Sakura into her toy. Sakura’s eyes have that slightly dazed thing going on, like she started as an enemy and now her brain is just “fuck, harder.” There’s one angle where you see the dildo disappear almost fully inside her, and for a second it breaks your sense of scale and you think “that should not fit, she’s going to split open.” Then the loop resets and you kind of want it to go further, maybe push her against a wall, change position, something. It never does, it just keeps that one rhythm, that one angle, like a horny screensaver you could leave open on a second monitor while pretending to answer emails on Gmail. I kept wishing for at least one rough hair grab, or Sakura trying to resist then failing, or another “round” with a different pose, but the stubborn focus also has its own charm. It’s like when you find that one short hentai clip on XVideos that isn’t perfect, the lighting is off, the loop is slightly too short, but for some reason your dick decides “yeah, this one.” This thing has that energy.

Aki Izayoi is not acting like the usual cool psychic duelist here. She looks like she already lost the match and now you are collecting a very horny prize. The game is simple as hell and somehow that makes it more dirty. You are not juggling some crazy card combos or reading a wall of story text. You are just there with her, clicking on her, peeling off her clothes layer by layer, watching those ridiculous big boobs spill out like they were just waiting to escape that outfit. It feels a bit like you accidentally clicked a wrong link while searching for "Aki deck build" on Google and ended up in the universe where she is the deck. I once spent a whole evening tweaking a Yu-Gi-Oh deck in Master Duel and no card I drew ever felt as cheap and unfair as getting Aki’s first time basically handed to you here.

Her body reacts when you find the right spots, which makes the whole thing feel like a pervy point and click puzzle. The game throws you a tiny hint with that TAB thing, but honestly I kept pretending I did not see it, just to feel like I actually discovered her panties hitbox "by skill". You touch her tits, you squeeze them, you watch them swell even more, like the game is trolling the idea of breast size limits. At some point her boobs are so huge I started laughing, then two seconds later I caught myself zoning in on her nipples again like an idiot. That breast expansion part is lowkey the funniest and horniest thing here, like the dev got drunk on the boob slider and never bothered to stop. And when you finally get between her legs, that pussy shot is very in your face, no shy camera angles, no trying to pretend this is classy. You pull her panties off and it really feels like the game quietly says "Yeah, this is what you actually came for, stop pretending otherwise."

The penetration part is almost too gentle for how filthy the whole setup is. You slide into her, watch her face shift from that nervous first time look into full on "fuck me more" mode, and if you are anything like me, you keep starting and stopping just to see the transition again. The cum inside option is basically the big shiny button of the whole thing. When you finally let go and fill her up, the creampie feels like dropping your strongest monster on the field after sandbagging for ten turns. Completely unfair, completely one sided, and exactly what your horny brain wanted. The funny thing is, the game is not big or deep at all, there is not some huge branching system, and still I got stuck replaying the same sequence, just touching her tits in a slightly different order, like that would suddenly unlock some secret scene. It never did, and I still kept trying. Worst part? Her facial expressions when she is half undressed and already blushing might be hotter than the actual cumshot. Or maybe not. I change my mind every time I load it again.