It’s weird how this game feels both filthy and kinda wholesome at the same time. Like, you’re just a farmer, right? Doing your chores, minding your crops, and suddenly there’s this pig-girl princess showing up in your barn acting like she owns the place. She’s spoiled as hell but somehow adorable, rolling her eyes while asking you to “show her how humans do it.” The writing doesn’t even pretend to be subtle - one second you’re talking about feeding pigs, next thing you’re milking something that definitely isn’t a cow. The transitions are janky in a funny way, like the devs knew exactly what they were doing and didn’t care if it made sense. Honestly, I respect that kind of chaos.

The humor hits that perfect spot between dumb and clever. There’s a scene where the royal advisor tries to lecture you about “proper conduct with livestock” while you’re literally hiding behind hay bales with the princess moaning your name. It’s stupidly hot and stupidly funny. And the futa twist? Didn’t see that coming (pun totally intended). The first time it happens, you just stare for a second like - wait, did that just grow? But it works because the tone never shifts into serious mode; it stays playful, teasing, constantly flirting with absurdity. There’s even a lactation gag that somehow turns into a group scene, and by then you’ve stopped questioning logic entirely. You just go with it.

I kinda wish the farmer had more dialogue options though; sometimes he just grunts or blushes when you want him to say something dirtier. But maybe that’s part of the charm - you project your own filth onto him. The art style’s got that soft, round look that makes everything feel warm even when it’s absolute debauchery. And yeah, I laughed out loud when the princess called herself “royal pork” mid-handjob. Who writes that? Whoever they are, they get it. It’s horny, messy, self-aware, and doesn’t apologize for any of it.

Truck-kun strikes again and this poor shut-in kid wakes up in what feels like some horny MMO server that forgot to implement shame. The start is kind of funny, he’s just confused, staring at this fantasy city where every alley smells like sex and magic, and you can almost hear the goddess going “yeah, you’ll figure it out, good luck, idiot.” I went in thinking classic loser-isekai with big boobs slapped on top, but it actually leans hard into that “you are prey here” feeling. First time you wander near the red light area and see a fluffy fox girl arguing with a slime prostitute about who stole whose client, it hits you this place runs on lust as normal currency. The voyeur stuff kicks in fast too: there’s a scene where you peek through shuttered windows and catch a centaur girl milking a cow-girl, swapping buckets, both laughing, and you can just keep watching them get more handsy while the MC gets painfully hard and does nothing about it. Or you can interrupt like a creep and change the whole vibe. Totally didn’t reload that twice. Nope.

What surprised me is how the game keeps throwing you into situations where your dick is negotiating with your sense of self. The succubus you chase at the beginning feels like “main heroine” at first, she’s all teasing smiles and fake kindness, but later you realize she is farming you like a battery. The first time she pins you down, riding you while tentacles hold your wrists and ankles, dripping some glowing stuff on your chest that slowly changes your body, it’s hot and really unpleasant at the same time. There’s this detail where she makes you drink from her, and you see your own chest twitch like it wants to grow, then stops. It’s such a tiny thing, but it sells that you are one wrong choice away from full transformation. Then later a cow-horned brothel madam offers you a “job” where you can either fuck clients or be fucked by them, including some very pushy monster girls who pay extra to drain you dry. The prostitution angle is weirdly casual: NPCs talk about it like normal work, while you’re standing there half-naked in a collar, wondering why the hell this contract asks if you are okay with lactation scenes. There’s a repeatable event where a spider girl uses you as her personal toy, dangling you over a nest and milking you into jars, and the game treats it like just another shift. It’s messed up. I loved it. I hated it. I kept coming back to try different paths like some degenerate speedrunner, all while listening to old YMCK tracks in another tab and thinking, yeah, this is absolutely not how my childhood idea of “fantasy world” looked.

Nyatorase starts quiet, almost too cozy. It just drops you into this tiny married life with your goth catgirl wife Katherine like it expects you to already know her. And weirdly, after a few minutes, you kinda do. She has that lazy neko thing going on, ears twitching when you say something dumb, tail flicking when you stare too long at her huge tits and huge ass and pretend you’re not doing it. The house feels small, a bit messy in a lived-in way, and the whole time you feel that itch that the game is poking: you love her, but you really want to see her fucked by someone else. Not just random cheating, more like you want to be in the corner, dick hard, watching some stranger push his cock inside your wife while she moans your name and his name and probably forgets both. The game doesn’t rush to the heavy stuff. It makes you sit with that shitty guilty feeling first, with you fumbling through texts, porn tabs on your phone, trying not to think about how much it turns you on when you imagine her getting used like a toy. Then it starts letting you push, a little at a time. A small dirty suggestion. A question that feels like it will break everything. And yeah, you really can fuck it up if you press too hard or too early, which I learned when she went quiet and that little cat-ear sprite folded down in this way that made me actually feel like trash.

The hot parts hit different because of that. When she finally starts to play along, it’s not just generic “big boobs bouncing” and “catgirl goes nyan while sucking cock”. She teases you. There’s this one early scene where she’s sitting on the couch in just an oversized shirt, no panties, tail flicking, acting innocent while she asks you what you really want to see. You can stay coward, dodge the question, or just admit you want her to get fucked by another guy. If you confess, she doesn’t jump straight to “okay, let’s do a gangbang”. She asks you things like “you want to see his cum all over my tits?” or “what if he fucks my throat until I gag and you’re not allowed to touch me?” and the way the text is timed feels like she’s whispering in your ear, not reading a script. Later on, when the group stuff starts happening, it gets messy in a very specific way: hands everywhere, fingers grabbing her big boobs, guys playing with her nipples, someone pulling her hair while another nekogirl leans down and licks cum off her skin, like that casual monster girl cameo that just slips in and then suddenly you’re watching your goth catwife share a dick with a horny furry girl like it’s no big deal. There’s a scene where she’s doing a slow titfuck on some tall dude while you sit on the floor, jerk yourself with a toy clamped on your balls, and all she does is occasionally look down at you and smile like she’s the queen of the room and you’re just the mascot. It’s cruel and stupidly hot.

What I liked most is how the game keeps mixing sweet and fucked up. One moment she’s on her knees between a stranger’s legs, drool on her chin, oral sex looking sloppy and desperate, eyeliner smeared, and she pauses just to send you a little selfie on your in-game phone, like “hey honey, thinking of you” while her mouth is still full of cock. There’s this tiny chat feature that pops now and then, and if you poke at it, you can nudge scenes toward softer cuckold vibes or straight-up degradation, like she’ll ask if you want her to tell the guy you’re small, or if she should tell him you’re the one who begged for all this. The game is not shy with race stuff either, it throws in an interracial scene where Katherine is sandwiched between a big guy behind her going deep in her pussy and another one in front using her mouth, and the CG makes her look completely overwhelmed, body language screaming “too much” while her text box is just full of hearts and moans. It brushes past swinging too, where you’re technically allowed to touch someone else, but it’s so obvious the focus is still on watching your own wife get turned into the main toy of the group. There are toys, collars, restraints, and a few light femdom moments where she pins you down, rides you lazy, then tells you she’s already sore from the others so you better not make her do any work. I kinda wish there was an option to say no and still keep her, but the game is clearly here for people who like that sick taste of jealousy in the back of their throat. At one point I spent like ten minutes just staring at the way her tail wrapped around her own thigh during a vaginal sex animation where she’s riding another guy and you’re just there touching yourself because for some reason that stupid tail detail felt more intimate than all the moaning. The mobile layout works fine, by the way, ran it in Chrome on my phone while pretending to answer work emails, though the text box is sometimes a bit cramped and it annoyed me more than it should. Anyway, it’s a messy, horny, kind of mean little story about a guy who loves his catgirl wife so much he lets everybody else have a turn, and somehow that makes him feel closer to her instead of further, which is either beautiful or fucked up or both, I still haven’t decided.

There’s this lazy-ass witch lying in a hammock with tits that are technically a health hazard, and somehow you’re the responsible adult in the room. That’s the basic mood. The whole world is this silly fantasy mix of horny monsters, smug magical girls, and weirdos who think “public indecency” is more like a dress code. You’re not just clicking through porn scenes, you’re actually juggling gold, energy and these four stats that sound like some RPG parody: Martial, Mystic, Charm, Trickery. It feels a bit like someone smashed a fetish VN together with a light strategy game and then just… kept all the horny parts. One run I tried to play her as a serious, powerful witch, always picking the smart Mystic solutions, and two choices later she’s on her knees worshipping a monster girl’s cock while her boobs jump up another cup size and I’m laughing at myself for thinking I had control here.

Calling it “breast expansion focus” is almost funny, because it’s not just a tag, it’s the entire spine of the game. Every run ends up turning into a science project about how far you can push those sizes before she’s basically a walking beanbag chair. The wild part is that the scenes change with her size, so a blowjob with small boobs feels totally different than the same encounter when she’s at “crush-her-own-face” levels. You get tiny details like her trying to hold her tits out of the way while she’s riding some furry wolf knight who’s way too proud of his armor, and then later that same guy just buries his hands in her chest and uses them like handles while you watch the text describe how she can barely stay upright. It’s ridiculous. It’s hot. It’s also kind of stupid in the best way. There’s a lesbian witch duel that turns into mutual groping in mid-air, one of those monster girls that’s more teeth and tongue than sense, and a smug noblewoman who switches from icy female domination to being bent over a balcony once you figure out which stat to poke her with. Sometimes you “win” a fight by outsmarting them, sometimes by letting her submit on purpose, because of course if she gets fucked, the stats get weird and the boobs get bigger. There’s no game over, just different flavors of “congratulations, you’re getting railed.”

If I had to give it a fake jam trophy, it’d be “Best Use Of Gravity As A Fetish Mechanic.” The way the writing leans into the size changes is oddly consistent, even when the tone is goofy. At low sizes, she’s flashing people just to get free drinks. At mid sizes, there’s a whole run where she’s stuck trying to squeeze through a dungeon door while a slime monster girl gropes her from behind and it takes way too long, text-wise, but I couldn’t look away. At stupid sizes, there’s a scene where she tries to cast a serious spell, trips over nothing, and ends up pressed into the dirt, ass up, boobs pinned under her chest like two living cushions while some armored monster uses her like a toy. I wished for an option to just leave her there for the rest of the game. The strategy side is simple but not brain-dead, like managing stamina in Hades but horny and slower, and you start optimizing which enemies you want to “lose” to because their dom scenes are funnier. Not every encounter lands, the humor sometimes feels like reddit cosplay captions, and there’s at least one exhibitionism bit in a city square that keeps mentioning the crowd but barely describes a single face. Still, it sticks in your head after you close the browser. That lazy witch, half-asleep in her hammock, tits overflowing her robe, asking if you really want to push for one more quest when she can barely walk? Yeah. Don’t play this on your work laptop. Actually, do. I dare you.