This thing feels like somebody smashed a horny flash game from the 2000s together with a rage platformer and then just said “yeah, that’s fine” without polishing anything. You’re dropped into this gloomy castle maze, no long intro, no walls of text, just you, some shitty floor patterns, and the quiet knowledge that every shadow is probably either a sex monster or yet another trap waiting to snap your ass in half. You move with arrow keys, simple, but the level layout keeps trolling you. You think “ok, straight line to the door, I’m not stupid”, then a invisible spike pops from the floor, or the wall suddenly opens and something slimy with way too many parts drags your character back into the dark for a full-on hentai-style workout. The game pretends it’s about escaping. It’s actually about getting ruined in new ways while pretending you didn’t secretly walk into that tentacle’s hitbox on purpose.

The best part is how the monsters all feel like different flavors of bad decisions. You walk into a narrow corridor, there’s a weird breathing sound, your brain goes “nah, I can make it”, then boom, some towering beast pins you against the stones and the screen turns into a whole porn scene that would get banned on half of the “safe” platforms. Some are huge, some are more sneaky, some come from the floor like gross vines that just wrap around your legs and drag you backwards while your character flails. It’s messy, wet, a bit cruel at times, and yes, there are scenes where the monster clearly doesn’t know what “gentle” means. Sometimes they don’t even give you that much build up, no foreplay, no romance, just “you touched the wrong tile, now you get railed”. The funniest thing is how you start learning the level layouts, not because you want to survive, but because you’re hunting for that one specific monster again like some pervert completionist: “yeah yeah, I know the way to the exit, but what if I let the big winged bastard catch me in that side room one more time”. One time I dodged everything perfectly by accident, reached the exit door without triggering a single scene, and I actually felt robbed. Imagine being mad that you escaped too clean.

The castle itself is full of those cheap tricks that would be annoying in any normal platformer, but here they’re strangely welcome. Fake floors, moving blades, pressure plates that summon something horny out of nowhere, tight jumps over pits where you already know if you fall, your character’s clothes are getting destroyed first and their dignity second. There is this tiny delay between getting caught and the scene starting, just a small heartbeat, and that moment becomes addictive. You watch your own failure in slow motion, like “ah shit, here we go again”, then the game slams you with another ridiculous position against a cold wall or on some weird altar in the dungeon. Sometimes the pacing is all over the place, like you trigger three scenes in a row and then spend a long stretch of time with nothing but careful slow walking, squinting at the floor like a paranoid rat. Also, the way some traps blend into the ground is actually kind of bullshit, but, yeah, you’re not really here for fair design. You’re here because this game turns “oops I fucked up” into softcore and hardcore at the same time, trapped between fear of the next spike and curiosity about which monster is going to fuck you stupid if you miss that jump by one pixel. And you will miss it. On purpose. Eventually.

First thing that hit me with this one was how horny the whole screen feels, like the tab on my browser itself is blushing. It starts all innocent, like some silly anime battle arena where you collect girls from different shows, a bit Fairy Tail, a bit Boku no Hero, that kind of chaotic crossover fever dream you get after too much hentai on a Sunday. Then, after a couple fights, the outfits begin to melt off them like snow on hot skin. Tiny change at first. A skirt a bit shorter, top stretched tight, boobs looking like they’re about to break the fabric union. You win another round, feed them new items you pulled from the post-battle rewards, and suddenly this cute fighter you thought was just fanservice turns into a straight up walking sex joke, tits bouncing everywhere, thighs glossy like someone oiled them for a photoshoot and forgot to stop. It feels like you’re not just managing a team, you’re training your own pervy little superhero harem, each girl evolving into a more shameless version of herself, like the game is asking, “You still fine? You still focusing on the battle?” and then just ripping more cloth away.

There’s that lazy mode too, the auto thing, which I kinda hate that I love. You click it, and the game basically says, alright horny commander, you clearly came here to stare, we’ll handle the punching and kicking. So you’re just watching the battlefield like a stage, girls slamming attacks while their tits jiggle in slow curves and their clothes keep shrinking with each upgrade. Winning mails you random rewards that feel like dirty presents: XP, money, items, another reason to keep your hand on the mouse even if your brain is slipping somewhere much lower. There’s a stupid humor running everywhere, like the devs knew exactly what they were doing, crossing all those anime worlds and turning them into one big trashy sex circus. Sometimes I wish the fighting itself had more bite, less “click, claim reward, watch boobs” loop, but then I catch myself zoning out, eyes stuck on some half-naked hero girl smirking at me like she knows I turned auto on just to stare at her ass in that half-torn costume. It’s basically hentai fanfiction decided to become a horny management toy, put on a cheap superhero mask, and whisper: “Yeah, yeah, tactical choices, whatever, now look at how her outfit changed again.” And of course, you do.

Haruhi should not be this horny and clueless at the same time, but here we are. The whole thing throws you right into her room, no bullshit setup, no fake romance talk, just this stubborn school girl who acts like she’s in control while literally asking you what to do next with her body. It feels like one of those old browser hentai things you’d sneak on during boring classes, except now you’re the one deciding whether to be gentle, mean, or just straight up greedy with her. She’s in that cute uniform, socks still on, panties still hugging her, pretending she doesn’t care, and then you start touching and her whole attitude cracks. That mix of smug face and shaky breathing is honestly the main fetish here. Not some big story. Just her trying not to admit she’s into it while you poke at every weak spot she has.

The game plays like a POV teasing session where every click is you testing “ok, will she lose it now?” You start slow, or at least you should, brushing over her tits through the fabric, making her pretend it’s nothing, then you go lower, fingers pressing into the shape of her pussy through those panties. There’s this tiny moment when she tenses, hips lift just a little, and she still talks shit like she’s not melting, and that’s the good part. You drag the cloth aside, see how wet she got from “nothing,” and it feels kind of unfair in the best way. You can focus on her chest, licking her nipples until she stops talking and just squeaks, or you push her legs open and literally watch her try to close them back up while you keep your tongue on her clit. And yeah, you can go further. When the game lets you slip a finger in her ass, it’s not subtle. She goes from “I’m in charge, I’m Haruhi Suzumiya” to shaking little virgin mess in like three clicks, especially if you keep rubbing her pussy at the same time. The squirting finish is messy, a bit over the top, and honestly I liked that, even if her moans loop weirdly at one point and it annoyed me for no good reason. Still, when she finally loses it, squirts all over, and her whole body twitches while you keep touching her like you’re not done yet, it hits that rare category for me: not just another hentai clicker, but a proper “I’m going to remember that one specific orgasm scene” kind of thing.

Jill shows up here already in trouble, no setup, no long intro, just straight in the middle of a very bad day for her. She is chained up in that classic dirty lab / sewer mix that every Resident Evil fan kind of recognizes but also knows is totally wrong here. Official Jill is out there shooting zombies, this Jill is just trying not to break in half while some huge dripping monster is rearranging her insides. The game really doesn’t pretend to be anything else. You click those little white arrows at the bottom and it feels like you’re flipping through different “oh fuck” stages of her torture-session-turned-sex-scene. One second she is just getting pounded from behind, next arrow and suddenly the thing is deeper, rougher, more sloppy, and her face changes from “I can’t believe this” into this forced, shivering pleasure that she absolutely did not ask for. It’s that specific kind of fantasy where consent is not in the room at all, and the camera is way too close to ignore every detail: spit on her tongue, her boobs bouncing hard, that wet sound when the monster pulls out then slams back in.

I got stuck for a while just replaying one single loop where she’s pressed against the wall, arms pulled back, ass up, and the monster is just slamming into her at a stupid speed. There is this tiny moment where her eyes roll up and her mouth hangs open like she is about to scream, but what comes out feels more like a moan she is trying to swallow. It lasts maybe one second and it completely sells the whole “she hates this, her body doesn’t” vibe. Then you hit the arrow, and now he is stretching her even more, and you think “ok that has to be max” but no, another click and suddenly you’re watching her belly bulge slightly with each thrust. Honestly it is a bit too much sometimes, like the animators really wanted to show off how deep the monster is going, but after a while your brain stops complaining and just enjoys the filth. The only thing that annoyed me was how easy it is to miss one of the positions if you spam-click too fast; it jumps from “normal rough” to “absolutely destroying her” and then back, and you’re like, wait, where did that angle with her legs locked around his waist go. But then you see the final loops where she’s covered in sticky white mess, panting, body twitching, and you forget you were trying to be systematic at all. It feels less like a game and more like an interactive porn clip for people who grew up secretly staring at Jill’s original RE3 outfit and thinking, yeah, this needs a monster behind her.