This thing feels like someone mashed up a horny fever dream, a bad animal documentary, and that weird side of HentaiFoundry you only scroll when you’re already too far gone to pretend you have standards. You’re not here for romance or slow burn. You’re here to grab a fat futa cock, point it at a clueless fluffy squirrel, and see what happens when “feeding nuts” stops being a joke and becomes a full game loop. It actually leans into that stupid wordplay like a drunk guy who found one good pun and will never shut up about it. You’ve got a tiny adorable forest critter that should be in a kids cartoon, and instead you’re shoving thick length into its ass while literally giving it nuts to eat, like some fucked up picnic in Pornhub land. Part of my brain kept yelling “this is wrong” while the other part just spammed click like a degenerate. Guess which part won.

What surprised me is how quickly you stop seeing a “squirrel” and start seeing a toy. The game is horny in that specific hentai way where everything cute is also a target. You get this soft, bright, almost innocent vibe, then suddenly there’s a huge pierced cock out, heavy balls, and the camera is way too interested in the tail lifting. Basic controls, nothing fancy, you poke, you thrust, you feed, and you listen to the little sound cues like some Pavlov experiment gone sexual. The anal focus is constant, like the poor thing barely has any other holes that matter. Sometimes it looks happy, sometimes more like “overloaded USB port”, but the game doesn’t care about your conscience. No slow romance, no fake tenderness, just straight to stuffing that tight ring while tossing nuts so it chomps away with those cute teeth. It’s disgusting and kinda hot and kinda pathetic and I hate how easy it was to keep going “one more round” like I was checking reels on TikTok. Also, the piercing detail on the shaft is there only to make you stare longer, and yeah, it works.

What kind of person is this for? The ones who already have Hentai tags like “furry” and “futanari” saved on every porn app, the ones who get off on size difference and power imbalance and that fucked up mix of wholesome animal and obscene penetration. People who think “feeding while fucking” is a feature, not a red flag. I kept thinking about long term play like it was a relationship: the first time is chaotic and messy, you laugh at yourself and still cum, later runs feel more like routine, you know exactly how to angle the big cock, how fast to dump the nuts, how to keep the squirrel reacting just enough to not feel totally dead inside. And then there’s this weird point where you realize you’re literally optimizing anal penetration on a digital rodent and you just sit there, staring at your screen, like “yeah, this is my life now.” Tinder could never. Pornhub recommendations could never. I still kind of hate it. I also know I’m going back. Not proud, just honest.

This thing hits like finding some old forbidden flash animation on a busted XP computer, but hotter and way more focused on exactly one thing: cute ponies going full cock worship. No build up, no long fake plot about magic crystals or saving Equestria or whatever. You load it and boom, you’re staring at two familiar pastel girls, only now they’re more like greedy little fur sluts that learned exactly what a huge dick is for. Kinda felt like those days when you typed sketchy words into Newgrounds search and prayed parents don’t walk in, just with better strokes and more spit.

The vibe is weird in a nice way. On one side you got this shy, soft one, all nervous eyes and gentle touch, wrapping her hoof-hand thing around the shaft like she’s scared to hurt it, doing slow strokes, kissing the tip like it’s holy. Then suddenly, the other one jumps in like she’s been waiting all night for this horse sausage, going sloppy and wild, tongue everywhere, cheeks bulging, drool stringing down her chin. They take turns, then overlap, like they’re fighting for who gets more cum, which is kinda funny since neither of them is actually talking. It’s all body language: the little head tilts, the ears twitching, the way their eyes lock on that cock like it’s the last dessert in Ponyville. At one moment the slower one is just holding the base, stroking real carefully, and the other is deepthroating up and down, and that tiny detail of her free hoof rubbing his balls actually made me stop and rewind. Three times. I hate myself a bit for that and still did it again.

At some point the bigger background stuff just disappears from your brain and everything is about rhythm: handjob, tongue swirl, suction, then one pulls back to lick along the side while the other keeps pumping. It’s like they’re speedrunning “how fast we can milk this guy dry” but in a cozy way. The cock is huge too, not just “slightly above average”, more like these ponies have no idea how they’re fitting that thing in their cute little snouts and then somehow they do. I kinda wish there was a bit of teasing before it all starts, like showing how they got talked into it or who suggested it first, but at the same time, I replayed the middle section way more than I want to admit, so maybe that’s just me pretending I care about story. The last stretch when both of them are jerking him together, lips pressed on each side of the head, tongues flicking over the slit while their hooves move almost in sync, that hit the same brain spot as those ancient, wrong-feeling MLP gifs I used to secretly save on my old Nokia. Messy, horny, too specific, kind of stupid, and exactly what I was looking for without knowing.

This thing feels like what happens when a horny guy falls asleep scrolling hentai on his phone and his brain just mashes all the tabs together. You start as this super generic “hero”, but honestly he’s more like that quiet dude in Discord who suddenly posts a crazy doujin link at 4 in the morning, then vanishes. No long intro, no slow buildup, you’re basically tossed straight into a tiny world where the only mission is: fuck two girls, make a mess, roll credits. One is your “normal” girl, soft and cute in that classic anime way, like she escaped from some vanilla romance VN. The other is the furry girl, and she completely steals the show for me. She’s got that cocky look, like she already knows she’s the main event, tail moving around way too suggestive to be an accident. It’s the kind of design that makes you pause and wonder if you liked this stuff before, or if the game just turned a key you didn’t know existed. You think you’re here for the human girl, then suddenly you’re watching the ears twitch when she moans and you’re like “ok wait, I’m in trouble.”

The whole thing is basically a straight shot to sex, no fake romance, no walls of text pretending to care about your feelings. You make a couple simple choices, position swaps happen, camera angles change, and before you even realize it you’re already in that stupid mental zone where every click is like “yeah, harder.” The threesome is where it actually feels fun and stupid in a good way: the normal girl trying to act like she’s the “good one” while still taking dick, the furry girl treating the hero like a toy, and you caught in the middle trying to watch everything at the same time. There are a few little moments that hit way better than they should, like when both girls lean in close and their faces fill the screen and you know the facial is coming. It’s not even subtle. Their eyes go that slightly hungry style you see in hentai panels, like they are waiting for you to finish the last page. Then it happens, cumshot chaos, two faces painted, one tongue out a bit too far, and something about seeing the “normal” girl and the furry girl side by side, both glazed and breathing hard, feels almost romantic in the dumbest, dirtiest way. I kinda wish the game let you pick who gets it first or control the order better, or maybe do a second round that changes who gets more, but it just blasts through the ending and that’s it, no extra reward, no gallery unlock pop up, nothing fancy. Still, if you lean in, take a second to enjoy the little reactions, the tail flicking, the smug grin right before the load hits her face, all those tiny details you almost miss when you’re rushing, you can squeeze way more out of this short thing than it looks like at first.

Krystal in this one feels like running into an old crush on some weird, horny vacation. Nothing is really explained, you just kinda show up in this world and she’s already this thick, blue, walking fantasy with her tits trying to break free of that armor that doesn’t protect anything important. I liked that. Nobody pretending this is about noble quests or deep lore. You move around, poke at things, talk to whoever looks like they might be down to fuck, and the game just quietly rewards your curiosity in the dirtiest way. It feels like clicking around a secret folder you’re not supposed to open, but on purpose.

The best moments are when the game slows down on one scene and just lets Krystal be a slut in a very lazy, confident way. There’s this handjob scene where she sits there like she’s bored of the whole universe except your cock, stroking in that slow, teasing rhythm that’s way too realistic. Not in animation quality, more in the attitude. You can almost hear her thinking “yeah, you’re gonna cum, stop pretending you won’t.” I liked how they play with that build up. She looks at you, looks at the mess she’s making, then looks back at you like she knows exactly how stupid you feel. And the camera really loves her chest, like it has a tit magnet. Every angle remembers her boobs first, everything else second. Sometimes that’s hot, sometimes I was like “hey, I’d like to see her face more than two pixels, thanks,” but I still didn’t stop staring. The final facial in that route is extra rude, in a good way, with cum shot everywhere and her not even flinching, just blinking through it like “yeah, this is my day now.” Very porn logic, very honest.

There’s this strange comfort in how unpolished the whole thing is. You walk around, bump into random NPCs, some paths feel like dead ends, some suddenly turn into a quick sexual detour. The pacing is off, but in a way that feels like old Flash games I used to sneak on school PCs when nobody watched. Sometimes a scene just ends right when you’re really into it, and you’re annoyed, but then two clicks later you’re watching Krystal on her knees catching a thick load on her face like it’s the most natural thing she’s done all week. I kind of hate that the game doesn’t really explain how to trigger all the scenes, and at the same time I like that I had to wander and fail and reload like an idiot until I got the specific filthy moment I wanted. It’s horny, clumsy, very direct: big blue tits, soft furry body, hands wrapped around a cock, cumshot money shots like cheap porn thumbnails, and not much pretending to be anything else. It could have been smarter or deeper or whatever, but also, if it tried too hard, it wouldn’t feel like this weird little dirty corner of the internet you accidentally fell into and decided to stay in for “just one more scene” way too long.