Isekai Brothel throws every anime waifu you've ever fantasized about into one chaotic interdimensional fuckfest, and honestly? It's messier than trying to explain the Fate timeline to your normie friends. The premise is simple enough - some genius figured out universe-hopping technology and decided the best use wasn't world peace or infinite resources, but setting up the ultimate anime girl bordello. Can't argue with those priorities, really.

The character roster reads like someone's MAL favorites list had a baby with a horny teenager's wet dreams. You've got Nagatoro ready to bully you into submission, Tsunade bringing that MILF energy, Zero Two with her dino girl antics, and even Rimuru because apparently slimes can be sexy now. The crossover aspect gets absolutely wild when you're trying to explain why Chi-Chi from Dragon Ball is having tea with Emilia from Re:Zero before they both jump your bones. Some combinations work better than others - seeing Komi-san interact with the more... aggressive personalities creates this weird cognitive dissonance that's somehow arousing? The dating simulator elements feel tacked on though, like they remembered halfway through development that some people actually want story with their smut.

What really gets me is how they handle the "universe travel" gimmick - you can either visit their worlds or bring them to yours, which sounds cool until you realize it's mostly just different background art. The sex scenes vary wildly in quality depending on which character you're with, and don't get me started on the voice acting inconsistencies. Megumin sounds nothing like she should, but somehow Yoruichi's VA nailed it perfectly. The game's clearly unpolished as hell with typos everywhere and some characters looking like they were drawn by completely different artists, but when you're balls deep in a scene with Android 18 while Albedo watches jealously from the corner, technical polish becomes less important. It's horny chaos incarnate, and sometimes that's exactly what you need.

Alright, let me tell you about this High School DxD parody that's been floating around - formerly called "Gremory Live" which honestly sounds like some weird livestreaming service but whatever. This thing is basically what happens when someone takes the DxD universe and goes "you know what this needs? More explicit fucking." And boy do they deliver on that promise.

The game throws you into the shoes of some lucky bastard who gets to bang his way through practically every female character from the series. We're talking Rias, Akeno, Koneko, Asia - hell, even Venelana Gremory is in there which is... interesting choices were made. The anal scenes with Kalawarna hit different though, not gonna lie. Xenovia's route gets surprisingly kinky too, way beyond what you'd expect from her character. Actually scratch that, knowing Xenovia it makes perfect sense. Yasaka shows up looking absolutely stacked and ready to drain your soul through your dick. The variety is insane - you've got devils, angels, fallen angels, all ready to get their holes stuffed by the protagonist who somehow has the stamina of a fucking machine.

What really gets me is how they managed to get Mittelt in there acting all tsundere while getting railed. Like girl, we both know why you're here. Grayfia maintains that cold exterior right up until she's moaning like a bitch in heat. The Kuroka scenes are pure feline energy - scratching, biting, the whole nine yards. Momo gets some surprisingly tender moments before things get absolutely filthy. Even Irina shows up twice apparently because why the hell not. Gabriel being all innocent until she's not is chef's kiss territory. Though I gotta say, some of the dialogue feels like it was translated by someone who learned English from hentai subtitles, but honestly that just adds to the charm. It's rough around the edges but when you're balls deep in Sona Sitri, technical polish becomes less important.