Celia’s day is already trash before the truck hits her. Classic isekai setup, but here it feels more like being yeeted out of a Discord call after saying the wrong thing in NSFW chat. She wakes up in this ridiculous fantasy world, still a lazy NEET at heart, except now there’s a smug dragon spirit living in her head and her body got “patched” in the weirdest way possible. One minute flat-chested hoodie goblin, next minute she’s futa with a magical cock that reacts way too much to teasing, fear, and honestly just light breeze. The game has fun with that. Sometimes a monster girl leans a bit too close, the screen shakes, and Celia’s “new equipment” twitches in the art like it has its own opinion. You don’t need a tutorial to understand where this is going. Dialog is like late night horny shitposting: awkward, self aware, dumb jokes about game dev and life, then suddenly someone is on their knees giving her a sloppy blowjob while the dragon spirit makes commentary like a pervy Twitch chat in her head.

What surprised me is how many scenes just spiral. You start with this goofy “pickup line” minigame, right, where you choose lines that range from smooth to absolute trainwreck. You try something semi romantic and end up with the busty milf monster girl pressing Celia’s dick between her huge tits and going to town, drool everywhere, her tongue poking out in that stupid ahegao way that would get you banned from Twitch in half a second. Pick the most cursed line and the same girl laughs, shoves Celia onto a bed, and suddenly it flips into a rough anal scene where Celia’s the one getting pinned while still jerking herself off, moaning like she’s going to break her own voice. There’s a lot of that weird double layering, where she’s fucking and getting fucked at the same time, creampies both ways, cum dripping in places the dragon spirit really doesn’t need to comment on, but does anyway. The AI CG looks like the dev fed a bot too much hentai and then just clicked “yeah, that’s good enough” and honestly it fits the tone. Monster girls with stupidly big tits, weird little details like claws around her shaft during a handjob, or a footjob scene where the girl’s toes are painted some tacky pink that somehow makes it way hotter. Sometimes the faces look a bit off, but when the futa protagonist is balls deep in some demon girl’s pussy and her belly bulges just a bit after the creampie, you’re not exactly opening Photoshop to complain. It plays smooth on mobile, too, perfect for that “just one more scene” loop where one minute you’re laughing at a meme about truck-kun and the next you’re watching Celia deepthroat a toy to “train” before she tries to swallow a monster girl’s cock in a harem scene that gets way out of hand in the best possible way.

Seize an uninhabited island and transform it into your own harem sanctuary. Your primary goal is to colonize this wild place, collecting resources and building various structures that will support your growing domain. Begin by hunting for timber - hit it twice to collect what you need. Once you have enough wood, build your first shelter to protect yourself from the elements.

Hunt down everything usable on the island: stones, food, and materials that will help you expand your settlement and ensure your survival. Cook up something to eat to keep your energy up because this island won’t tame itself. The more you consume, the stronger you become to face new challenges.

Looking for women is just as crucial as building your base. Discover them scattered across the island or hidden in secret spots, and convince them to join your harem. Each woman adds unique benefits and dynamics to your growing group, making your colony more vibrant and alive.

You’ll need to balance your time between resource gathering, building shelters and facilities, and maintaining your harem. Every structure you create serves a purpose - from simple shelters to grand buildings that boost your influence on the island.

This version of pokkaloh’s survivor challenge demands sharp strategy and raw determination. Nothing can be wasted, so plan your moves carefully. Double-click on objects like timber to speed up collection, and prioritize tasks that push your colony forward.

The island waits silently, but it’s far from peaceful. Wild nature and unpredictable events will test your ability to adapt and thrive. Keep your women safe and happy while expanding your domain, making sure your little empire grows day by day.

Ready to dominate this untamed paradise? Gather your wits, start collecting resources, build your first shelter, and kick off the journey to turn this empty land into your final playground, where power and pleasure intertwine.

You start as this guy who’s basically one bad week away from drinking cheap vodka in a parking lot, then boom, rich-uncle-you-didn’t-know-existed kind of situation. Whole life flips. One day you’re broke, next day you’re walking into this huge house full of people who smile way too much and definitely hide things under those smiles. Not just secrets either. Clothes too.

What I liked first is how the game lets you be a bit of an asshole if you want. You’re not forced to be this nice polite prince. You can be sweet, clingy, cold, horny, dumb, or all of that in same scene if you click wrong. You talk to the girls, pick your lines, and suddenly you’re either getting a shy kiss in the hallway or getting told to fuck off for being too bold. One choice you’re holding her hand on the balcony, next choice she’s on her knees and the game goes from “romantic story” to “ok I need privacy” in three clicks. The scenes are animated, so when she wraps her lips around you it actually moves, it’s not just some static image with text pretending it’s hot. Watching her head bob while her eyes look up at you, that feels way more real than half the “AAA porn” on some sites. And yeah, the classic stuff is here: handjobs in soft light, slow vaginal sex on the bed where she bites her lip and grips the sheets, messy oral in places where you really should close the door but don’t because you’re a moron with a hard-on.

The harem angle sneaks up on you a bit. It starts like a normal dating sim, you think you’re focusing on one girl, being loyal and all that, then someone else appears in a towel, or sits too close, or leans in a bit too far and suddenly you’re doing mental math about who you can fuck without getting caught. You juggle texts on your in-game phone like you juggle DMs on Telegram or WhatsApp in real life, pretending you “fell asleep” when you were actually busy letting another girl ride you slow and deep. The story tries to pretend this is about trust and rebirth and emotions, and sometimes it actually works, like when you’re on the couch just talking, hand on her thigh, clothes still on, music low, and it almost hurts how intimate it feels. Then three clicks later you’re pounding her from behind, watching her ass bounce in a loop and thinking “yeah, this is culture.”

There’s one little thing that annoys me though: sometimes the choices feel big and then nothing huge happens right away, so you’re sitting there thinking “did I fuck up, or is the game just slow-playing me like Tinder matches who leave you on read.” But fine, I still kept clicking, because the payoff when it comes is filthy enough that you forget you were annoyed. Also, whoever decided on those little moan loops during a slow handjob scene is evil in a good way. Watching her fingers wrap around you, her wrist moving, hearing that soft breath every few frames, I got stuck replaying that stupid small scene instead of progressing the story. The romance parts are surprisingly soft at times, like actual feelings, which I didn’t expect in a game where you can have multiple girls orbiting your dick if you play it shameless. One moment you’re promising one girl she’s “the only one that matters,” next moment you’re in the shower with another, her mouth full of you while the water runs down both of you, and the game just quietly lets you dig your own grave. It’s messy, horny, slightly broken in places, but it feels like late-night bad decisions in visual form, and I kinda like that it doesn’t pretend to be anything cleaner.

Feels weird to call Parasite Black a “game” when half the time it feels more like some horny, cursed holiday special I accidentally made into a tradition. I’m doing this goofy calendar-board thing on my stream where each day gets a theme, and this one ended up in the “Evil Santa’s Mistake” slot. Fits too well. You’re this poor bastard who survives a suicide mission and comes back with something inside you that really shouldn’t be there, and from that point on Mirnos basically turns into one huge “how ruined can this guy’s body and morals get” experiment. One second you’re plotting turn order in combat, next second you’re watching a milf sorceress ride you while her lactation literally stains the screen and you forget there was a fight at all. Not even joking, I missed a button prompt because I got distracted by jiggle physics and a smug dialogue line about “needing to relieve the pressure.”

What I liked is how filthy moments sneak in sideways. You open the map thinking “ok, sandbox, explore a bit, maybe loot,” and then some corrupted nun-type offers “blessings” that are basically: blow the holy guy, get tentacle’d behind the altar, then end up in a threesome where you kind of lose track who has a dick and who has a spell. There’s futa in there, but it isn’t thrown at you like a big neon sign. It just shows up in the middle of a foursome and you go “oh, ok, that’s happening now,” and it works. Same with the voyeur stuff: I was just checking a room for loot and accidentally triggered a scene where an older queen-ish gilf is getting railed by her guard, and the game straight up asks if I want to watch or join. Picked watch first, because of course I did. Regretted and didn’t regret at the same time. And the pregnancy angle sneaks up too: after enough raw fucking, some characters start talking about “consequences” and suddenly the netori scene you thought was just you banging a guy’s wife has real fallout showing up later in dialogue. That part actually stung more than I expected.

Combat is turn based but not sleepy. You actually think about who to target, where to burn skills, and there’s this fun tension because you know if you win there’s a decent chance the reward is someone stripping, someone getting their ass used, or some monster using your new “gift” in ways that are definitely not approved by any fantasy church. Sometimes fights drag a bit and I just wanted to skip to the anal or the harem event I knew was sitting behind it, especially when some early mobs feel like HP sponges. And yeah, a few routes are more polished than others. You notice it when one milf gets a full animated riding scene with different speed cycles, but the random village girl just gets a quick blowjob loop and a line that reads like a first draft. Didn’t stop me from reloading to see if I could corrupt her more though. Playing on phone is way too easy, by the way. I was on a fake “bathroom break” at work, thumb-tapping through strategy choices and then suddenly there’s this animated tentacle thing spreading a knight’s ass, and I’m speed-hitting the screen like I’m messaging on Telegram so no one walking by hears the audio. Audio that is a bit uneven, by the way, like moans are hot but some lines feel like they were recorded with different mics. Still, when you end up in a harem pile with a big-tits demon, a pregnant ex-priestess and a snarky futa elf arguing over who gets your cock first while the world is literally being eaten around you, you kind of forget to be picky. I just wish the calendar had a “too horny to function” day, because that’s where this thing belongs.