GUPP die Film feels like someone took a military fetish fever dream, stuffed it into a horny school parody and then just let it spin out of control in the best, trashiest way. You’re glued in POV most of the time, so everything hits very direct: when a futa officer with ridiculous big tits leans over your desk and grabs your cock for a lazy handjob while still talking about “tactics”, it feels messy and personal, not neat. The whole thing pretends to follow some “serious” story about tanks and war and school life, but honestly, the only big battles that matter happen in your pants. I kind of love how it never really decides if it’s a war drama, a dumb comedy, or just a long excuse for you to get drained by a harem of aggressive girls with huge asses who treat your virgin status like a resource to be exploited.

Some moments stick hard. Like the first time you get shoved against a locker by this tall futa commander in a school uniform that clearly doesn’t pass dress code, her thigh pressing between your legs while she orders you to open your mouth. No gentle build up, no romantic music, just a rough oral scene right there, boots squeaking on the floor, her dick slapping against your tongue while she keeps your head in place with one gloved hand. Then, in the same route, she suddenly goes slow and makes you lick the tip like it’s some kind of holy ritual and you’re thinking, ok, which personality are we on now? The game is full of those flips. One girl rides you in vaginal sex like she’s trying to break your hips, yelling about victory and formations, then five minutes later she’s blushing like a shy schoolgirl when you cum inside and there is that thick creampie dripping down between her thighs in this weirdly sweet closeup. The 3D style makes all the jiggling and the way their feet curl during orgasm look almost too real sometimes. There is a footjob scene on a couch where the camera just stays low, staring at her soles rubbing your shaft, and I swear it lingers there longer than some people’s entire sex lives. It’s stupidly indulgent. I liked it. I was also kind of annoyed because her toenails are perfect and I kept waiting for at least one chipped nail to make it feel human, but no, they’re like anime toenails, forever flawless.

The “harem” part isn’t just a tag someone slapped on. Once the routes start crossing, you end up in these ridiculous stacked situations, like being pinned under one girl’s big ass while another one sits on your face and a third is arguing about who gets your next load. You barely see your own body, which somehow makes the female domination hit harder. They talk about you like a toy, like a strategic asset, and even when you’re technically choosing options, it doesn’t feel like you’re in charge at all. Kind of hot, kind of frustrating. I had one scene in Chrome while also half-watching some tank documentary on YouTube in another tab and it accidentally synced up, so you have the narrator talking about flanking maneuvers while this girl with massive tits is bouncing on you in POV, her ass slapping against your thighs, drool on her lips, and it just felt wrong in exactly the right way. Still, some transitions are rough, like you finish a creampie and suddenly you’re in a classroom again with no clean-up shot, no sticky thighs, nothing, and I keep thinking, where did the cum go, is there a lore answer for this? There isn’t, of course. The game just shrugs and throws another blowjob at you. And by then you don’t really argue.

Tainted Philter feels like one of those horny ideas somebody had in a Discord call and then actually followed through, in a good and kinda fucked up way. You’re this awkward, low self esteem guy dumped in a new city, stuck in a free room that sounds like a Craigslist scam, and then school hits you in the face. Whole thing looks like a pretty normal school life at first, except everybody’s a bit too hot and the camera really likes hips and thighs. Then this otherworldly woman shows up, like someone mixed a research assistant with a succubus and an RPG vendor, and just casually tells you magic is real and your new job is to corrupt people for her “research”. Totally normal conversation to have in a dark corner, right. She hands you a stash of potions with different colors and effects, and from there the game basically turns into “how far can you push this without everything collapsing on your head”. And you will push it. Even if you pretend you won’t.

The lewd stuff builds up nice and dirty. At first it’s small changes: a classmate who suddenly laughs at your lame jokes a bit too hard, a teacher who lowers her guard after a drink that’s just “a little stronger than usual”. The fun starts when you realize the game quietly tracks how twisted each girl is getting, and scenes start shifting tone. One route I spiked this quiet, ultra strict girl’s drink with something that boosted her confidence and lowered her shame; first time she just unbuttoned one more button on her blouse in the hallway, second time she was already flirting with me in the library like the place didn’t have cameras, third time I ended up with her grinding on my lap in an empty classroom while she kept insisting she was “still a good student”. The game doesn’t scream “you picked choice X so now Y happens”, it just lets the corruption stack and suddenly you’re in some filthy situation that started with a tiny decision three scenes ago. The MC goes from stuttering mess to smug manipulator way faster than feels healthy, but weirdly it fits, since the woman who gave you the powers clearly doesn’t care about your morals. You also get “extras” from her gift that she doesn’t know about, and the way the game lets you lie to her while you keep milking those perks is way more erotic than I expected; she talks about scientific progress while you secretly push girls past the line for your own fun. Some scenes get pretty intense, like harem setups where all the different corrupted personalities clash around you, and it still pretends to be a mystery story on top. The only thing that annoyed me is how the MC sometimes suddenly grows a spine in dialogue and then goes back to being awkward again right after a sex scene, like the game forgot which version of him was active, but by the time you’re juggling several girls in that school and mixing magic like a horny data scientist doing A/B tests on human lust, it really doesn’t matter anymore.

New semester, new city, new life, right? Except Tokyo in this game feels like it woke up horny and slightly cursed at the same time. You arrive as this pretty normal college guy, bags still half unpacked, already distracted by legs in short skirts on the train and neon lights outside, and then weird shit starts happening. News talks about strange incidents, people whisper, the air feels a bit off, and out of nowhere this mysterious girl shows up in front of you like some kind of fantasy glitch in reality. She looks like trouble and salvation mixed together, and of course your dick is the first part of you that wants to trust her. Classic. From that point, it’s less about classes and more about how many girls end up in your bed, on their knees, or under you, while the city quietly goes insane in the background.

The whole thing plays in this third person world but constantly feels like POV when the sex starts. Camera goes right up close when she’s sucking you, tongue sliding over the tip, hand working your shaft, cheeks hollowing, spit shining everything. Then it shifts, and suddenly your view is basically her eyes rolling back while you push deep inside her, hips slapping, skin shining with sweat. The 3D style here is actually weirdly expressive. Not “realistic” in that creepy plastic way, more like someone really liked watching porn in slow motion and decided to make a game out of those frames. Tits bounce properly when you fuck them from below, bellies tense when you shove all the way in and stay there, and when you pull out to have that messy creampie drip out, it looks... sticky enough that you kinda want to pause and stare. I caught myself doing that too long once, forgot what button I was supposed to press next. Not proud, but also yes, a little proud.

What I like is how the harem side sort of grows around you without feeling like a checklist. You go from awkward “hi, I’m new here” chats to having girls in your tiny Tokyo room, panties half off, trying to keep their moans quiet because the walls are thin and the neighbor probably already hates you. One moment you’re talking about homework, next moment she’s on your lap, grinding on your cock through your pants, whispering that she shouldn’t be doing this and then doing exactly that. Vaginal scenes have this nice rhythm, not just quick pump, fade to black. You can see their faces shift from shy to needy to that fucked dumb look that never gets old. Oral is lovingly animated too, which tells me the dev has their priorities right, even if the sandbox parts feel a little clunky sometimes and the navigation through Tokyo areas is like using Google Maps drunk. Also, romance is here, surprisingly soft at times: hand-holding on a bridge at night, girl leaning on your shoulder, then five minutes later you’re pushing her against the railing and filling her up while the city lights blink behind her. It doesn’t always make sense, some side events feel random, and I swear one of the “mysterious incidents” is basically just an excuse to show a girl in torn clothes, but honestly? When a fantasy setting gives you a warm, wet pussy wrapped around you and a choice to stay in or pull out and paint her stomach, logic becomes a little optional. Tokyo can fall apart, as long as she keeps whispering your name when you empty yourself deep inside her.

Guy grows up on a boring farm, shoveling shit, milking cows, watching the same hills every day, and one morning he just snaps and says “fuck this, I’m done.” That’s basically where the game starts. He walks into this new guild in town like some clueless country boy with a hard dick and big dreams, and the guild is nothing like he imagined. It’s less glorious hero hall and more horny circus, full of weirdos, stacked women and things that probably count as “monsters” on paper but end up hotter than half the humans in town. You see it all from his eyes, close and personal, like you’re the one trying not to stare at their tits when they’re pretending to explain guild rules. I failed that part, by the way. Hard.

The town itself feels like a big playground that somebody filled with quests just so you had an excuse to walk around staring at asses. It’s one of those sandboxes where you just wander, poke things, get distracted, forget the main story exists, then suddenly remember you were supposed to become a “real adventurer” and not just bang every girl with a pulse. Half the time I was going “ok, next I’m gonna do proper guild jobs” and then this busty receptionist bends over the counter and my brain just turns to pornhub suggestions. There’s that slow, teasing rhythm too: first it’s casual talk, then innuendo, then you’re back in the same spot later and the conversation is just a little dirtier, her top a little tighter, her eyes locking on your crotch like it’s part of the quest log. They really nailed that feeling of escalation where you know you’re in a harem game long before the MC figures it out. He’s always the last one to understand he’s surrounded by girls who want to jump him. You’re just watching thinking “dude, she is basically offering her pussy on a silver plate” and he’s like “wow she’s friendly.”

What really gets me is when the “monster” girls show up. First time you meet one, you half expect some goofy gimmick. Then she leans in close, you notice fangs, scales, maybe a tail swaying behind her, but your dick does not care at all. I had one scene where the MC is alone in some side area the guild barely uses, and this not-quite-human girl corners him. You can see her curves clear as day, boobs pressing against him, pupils doing that hungry thing, and she’s talking about “payment” for helping her with a tiny errand that took like two clicks. The game doesn’t rush it. There’s that slow, heavy silence where you know she’s about to make him choose between pretending he’s a good boy and letting her ride him stupid in some dusty storage room, while everyone else in the guild is just a few doors away. And because it’s from his perspective, the camera just sits right there while her hand slowly drifts down, testing him, testing you. Sometimes I wished the MC talked less and just fucked more, but then again, the teasing is part of why it hits. The world feels slightly messy, not super polished, like a shelf full of figures where some are still in the box and some already out and leaning funny, but that’s exactly the charm here: everything’s a bit imperfect, a bit off, but you still want to collect every girl, every scene, every little moment where the farm boy forgets about “goals” and just gets lost in soft skin and dangerous curves.