Goku is supposed to be this universe-saving hero, right? Here he’s just a horny idiot with his dick out while Chi-Chi is basically doing family planning with her legs spread. The whole thing feels like someone watched Dragon Ball Z, paused in the middle of a serious scene and said, “yeah but what if we actually see what happens when Goku gets home.” It doesn’t try to be deep. It’s literally Goku, Chi-Chi, a bed, soft anime colors, and a lot of pussy-focused camera work. Everything circles around Chi-Chi wanting that big cock buried in her so hard that she actually gets pregnant before Goku goes off to die again. It’s kind of funny how casual she is about it. Like, she’s breastfeeding future plot armor and also begging for cum in the next breath.

The game makes you actually work a bit for the creampie, which is nice and also kind of annoying. You can’t just slam-click your way through; you have to tease her, play with rhythm a bit, figure out where the pleasure meter likes to hover. I kept thinking “ok, just let me fuck her already, I know what I’m doing,” and then I’d rush it, push too fast, and she’d stay just under that sweet spot. The animations lock you into this slow build that’s weirdly intimate. You see Chi-Chi’s expression go from annoyed “Goku, focus” to proper horny, cheeks flushed, eyes half-lidded like she’s in heat. Then when you finally time it right and Goku unloads inside, there’s this thick cumshot dripping out of her pussy that hits way harder than it should. I closed the tab after finishing, then opened Chrome again five minutes later just to replay the creampie. And yeah, I was supposed to be answering Slack messages.

What I really liked is how small and focused it is. No pointless menus, no “pick your route” bullshit, no giant harem. Just one brunette wife, one dumb strong husband, and one goal: fill her up. At the same time, it gets almost too soft sometimes. Goku is fucking her, but the mood is so tender that you kinda want him to grab her harder, pull her hair, go full Super Saiyan on that pussy while she screams his name. Instead he feels like a very polite guy with a huge cock who’s trying not to break the bed. Still, when the camera zooms in and her pussy tightens around him, and that last thrust hits, all the little details click together. The slight jiggle of her tits, that needy sound she makes right before he cums, the white spill leaking past her lips like proof of “mission complete.” It’s not perfect, but I ended up replaying the same short scene more times than I want to admit, like looping a favorite dirty clip on Pornhub because it scratches a very specific, very horny itch.

This DBZ hentai thing caught me completely off guard when I was browsing through some anime stuff last week. Like, I knew there was tons of Dragon Ball porn out there but this one's different - it's specifically about Bulma and Vegeta's first time together and holy shit does it go hard on the "painful first experience" angle. The whole setup is basically Vegeta being this massive Saiyan prince with zero experience in being gentle, and Bulma trying to handle his ridiculous alien strength without getting completely wrecked.

What really gets me is how they animated Bulma's facial expressions during the whole thing. You can see her struggling not to scream while Vegeta's just going at it like he's training for another power level boost or something. The contrast between his complete lack of awareness and her trying to tough it out is weirdly compelling? Like yeah it's porn but there's this underlying character dynamic that actually makes sense if you think about their personalities from the show. Vegeta would absolutely approach sex the same way he approaches everything else - with maximum intensity and zero consideration for collateral damage. Meanwhile Bulma's stubborn enough to endure it because she's not gonna let some alien prince think she's weak, even if his dick is apparently the size of a power pole.

The cumshot finale is pretty standard hentai fare but the buildup actually works because of all that tension. You're genuinely wondering if Bulma's gonna tap out or if Vegeta's gonna accidentally break her in half before he finishes. It's not the most polished animation I've seen but the voice acting sells it - especially Bulma's little gasps and the way she's clearly fighting to stay quiet. Definitely scratches that specific itch if you're into the whole "powerful alien vs fragile human" dynamic that DBZ accidentally created with these two characters.

Princess Peach in this thing is not the cute little damsel people remember from old school cartridge days. She wakes up basically drenched in yesterday’s fun, still with dried cum on her tits and belly, and the “oh no Mario is gone” energy is way more “shit, I need my dick back” than heroic quest. The whole game feels like somebody mashed an old Nintendo arcade with the kind of filthy hentai you’re not supposed to admit you watch, then said, yeah, Peach is a complete slut now, deal with it. You’re hopping through rooms of the castle, but every few screens you’re not really thinking about coins or enemies, you’re thinking “ok, who is she going to blow next and how hard is the cumshot going to hit her face this time.” It’s still that Mushroom Kingdom vibe, sort of, just with Peach dropping to her knees faster than a goomba gets flattened. Seeing her with her crown on, mascara a little messy, lips shiny with spit while she’s deepthroating some random troop that’s supposed to be Bowser’s guard is weirdly hot and kind of stupid in the best way.

The “levels” are basically excuses to set up more sex, and that’s not a complaint at all, except when it is. You press the same couple of keys to jump or dodge and then suddenly you’re locked into a blowjob loop where timing the strokes actually matters for how fast the guy explodes on her face. One mistake and you’re watching Peach choking and gagging, blonde hair stuck to her cheeks with semen, like she’s done this a thousand times, which she kinda has, lore-wise. I liked that there’s this one moment where she sneaks past a fire trap only to “accidentally” land on a cock waiting behind a column, like, girl, really, you didn’t see that? It made me laugh and jerk off at the same time, which is a cursed combo. But the game also loves to stall you with tiny annoying bits, like one segment where the platforming feels off by half a pixel and you just keep falling, losing the mood, until the next scene of her hungrily sucking off a chain chomp reskins your brain again. The parody is all over the place, like they misremembered half of Super Mario Bros and didn’t care, but that actually makes it hotter somehow, because it’s less respectful and more “fuck this childhood memory, Peach is a cock-hungry mess now and she’ll use sex as her only weapon until she gets her plumber back, if she even wants him after all that.”

Flare going after Lucy’s ass feels exactly like that one fanfic you read on AO3 at work and pretended is “just background reading”. There is no romance prelude, almost no fake teasing, it jumps straight into that hungry energy where you can tell Flare has been thinking about Lucy’s body for a long time. The moment Lucy ends up pinned and you realize Flare is more obsessed with her ass than her tits, it clicks: ok, this is that kind of game. The camera loves Lucy’s curves, that soft blonde body and the way her butt fills the frame, and Flare’s red hair is almost like a signal that things are going to get messy. I liked how they don’t bother with big exposition, they just throw you into this lesbian Fairy Tail fantasy where one girl basically worships the other’s lower half like it’s holy. It’s stupid, horny and somehow kind of sweet, all at once.

The first loop where Flare is just eating Lucy out, tongue buried between those thighs, actually surprised me because it lingers. She treats Lucy’s pussy like a snack she hasn’t had in months, long slow licking, then quick flicks, then back to slow again, and Lucy’s reactions sell it better than I expected. Little shivers, the way her hips twitch when Flare changes the angle, that tiny moment where Lucy arches her back and you see just a bit more of her ass cheeks. You know that classic hentai thing when the girl protests for like half a second and then melts? Yeah, that happens, but at least here it feels more like “I shouldn’t enjoy this so much” than “oh no please stop”. I still wish Lucy talked more, though. There’s a few moans and short lines, but I wanted her to beg properly, say something filthy, maybe call Flare a pervert for licking her that deep. Instead you get more moan-focused audio, which is nice, but sometimes feels like watching porn on mute while Spotify plays in the background. And Flare, who is clearly the freak in this situation, stays a bit too silent for my taste, like she’s concentrating on a school test, not on ass.

Then the tongue goes lower and the whole thing shifts from “cute horny fanservice” to “ok, that’s actually hot”. The rimming animation is where the game shows its real fetish heart. Flare spreads Lucy’s cheeks and you get this close view of Lucy’s asshole, shiny and twitching, and Flare just dives in. She licks around it, presses her tongue right on the rim, circles it, then pushes in, and it’s not shy at all. No quick cutaway, they let the tongue stay there, sliding in and out, and Lucy’s face goes from embarrassed to completely gone. I like how Lucy’s body reacts when Flare goes deeper: that little jolt, toes curling, eyes rolling up a bit, spit glistening where pussy and ass both got attention. At one point, Flare’s hands are squeezing Lucy’s ass while her tongue is buried in the hole, and for a second I forgot it was a short game and not a longer loop-focused hentai video. It’s funny, I usually don’t care that much about rimming in games, most of the time it feels like they added it just to tick a box, but here it’s the main dish, not dessert. Still, part of me wanted more variety, maybe a position change, Lucy sitting on Flare’s face or something. Instead it stays locked in this one setup, which is hot, but also makes you wish for one extra scene that will never come. The pace is decent, the climax hits, Lucy basically melts from all the anal attention, and Flare looks way too proud of herself. And there I was, clicking replay like an idiot, telling myself “ok, last time” while my hand clearly disagreed.