This one feels like someone took a dressup flash toy from old Newgrounds, fed it too much porn and LoL fanart, then left the door open for leaderboard freaks like me. It looks harmless at first. Just some familiar champions chilling on screen, a few clothes to swap, some background buttons, nothing crazy. Then you notice the tiny icon in the corner that tracks “scenes found” and your brain flips into challenge mode. Suddenly you’re not just putting Ahri in a cute top. You’re hunting that one specific combo that makes her drop to her knees in first person and start throat-fucking you like she owes you LP.

The main thing here is outfits and backgrounds. That’s it. No fake depth. You click parts, swap lingerie, open a different room, bed, alley, whatever. The game never actually tells you what works. It just silently waits for you to hit the right mix. I legit had a whole Google Keep page with notes like “Ahri: red bra + no panties + tavern = standing titties scene, not worth it, check balcony.” It feels like discovering secret tech in a fighting game, except the combo ends with a cumshot instead of a KO. First person camera for the sex is surprisingly nasty in a good way. The dev knows what people want from POV. When she’s giving a blowjob you see tongue, spit, her trying to keep eye contact and failing when you shove deeper. It’s the exact kind of degenerate “just one more variation” loop that ruins your sleep schedule.

What I liked too much: stripping feels like part of the puzzle, not just “remove clothes to see tits.” Some champs only trigger their special scenes if you leave something on, like a tiny piece of armor or stockings. You think “okay full naked is best” and the game just shrugs at you. No scene. No hint. Nothing. Only when you let her keep those stupid thigh-highs on suddenly it cuts to a dirty POV fuck with her bouncing on you, boobs swinging in rhythm, moaning into your ear. I lost like half an evening trying every background with the same three panties on one character, just to see if there was a secret anal variation. There wasn’t. Or maybe there is and I’m just bad. The parody angle is funny too. Seeing a usually badass champion slowly strip for you like some shy camgirl, then a few clicks later she’s grabbing your cock with both hands and choking herself with it, that hits way harder than generic hentai. Only thing that annoyed me: some scenes feel too similar and the unlock sound is this tiny nothing. You finally crack a new setup, game just goes “click” and throws you into another blowjob without even a little fanfare. Still kept going though. I’m a sucker for watching that counter creep closer to 100 percent while another champion kneels down between my legs.

Perona finally doing what everybody joked about in forums, that is the whole vibe here. No long setup, no weird filler, it just throws you into this super specific moment: Zoro is wrecked from training, half-dead on his feet, and she decides the best way to “heal” him is with her mouth. It feels like someone took a fan rumor and said “ok, fine, let’s make it filthy” and stopped thinking right there. Honestly I kinda like that. There is no big world to care about, no crew yelling “Zoro where are you?” in the background. It is just her in that gothic outfit, pink hair all messy when she goes down, and this huge cock that really doesn’t care about power levels or bounty posters. She looks like she is pretending to be annoyed, rolling her eyes, but her lips are tight and shiny and the tongue moves a bit too eager, like she’s been waiting for this excuse since the boat hit that haunted island.

The whole thing is basically one long scene, looping, so if you expect plot you are in the wrong bar. I loved how she starts kind of distracted, like “tch, swordsman, always getting hurt,” and then slowly you notice her head angle changing, cheeks hollowing, spit starting to string from the tip when she pulls back. It’s not realistic at all, it is better than realistic. His cock is big enough to make you go “ok, sure, anime logic,” and when she pushes herself until her nose almost hits his abs, her eyes lidded, it sells this idea that she’s secretly obsessed with him. The POV thing works too, you sort of feel like you are the one lying there, muscles sore, just letting this ghost princess handle your stress. There’s a tiny detail I keep replaying: when she comes up for a breath, her tongue flicks the head like she is testing a lollipop, and her lipstick is slightly smudged. That little slip is hotter than half of the cumshot.

Yeah, it’s simple and it repeats, and at some point I noticed her hair clipping weird over the shoulder and it annoyed me more than it should. Also Zoro’s body is kinda just “there” sometimes, like the camera forgets he is a whole character and not just a dick attached to abs. But then she gives this quick little jerk with her hand, twisting at the base while she deepthroats again, and any complaint just dies. I was watching on my phone, Discord ping going crazy at the top, and still couldn’t look away from the way her throat bulges for a second when he hits the back. When the cum finally comes, it’s not subtle at all, thick and dirty, dripping out of her mouth as she keeps licking like a good little creep, ghosts or no ghosts. It feels like that forbidden thing everyone imagined during the timeskip, like a secret training “reward” that Oda would never draw, so some horny dev did it for him and didn’t even bother pretending it was about romance. It’s just Perona choking on Zoro’s cock over and over until your brain melts, and honestly, that’s enough.

The housemaid was always around, but now he’s about to claim her with fierce passion. With a greedy grip on her voluptuous chest, he pulled her closer, eager to devour her body. He lavished her dripping core with rough licks, driving her wild with every stroke of his tongue. He slipped two fingers deep, feeling her walls clench around him as she gasped in delight. Steam filled the room while she pressed her hips down, grinding fiercely on his thick shaft beneath the showerhead. With a slick swirl of her tongue, she swallowed him whole, her lips tightening in a perfect, sinful seal. Pleasure pulsed through them both, a storm of sensation that left no inch untouched. Play out your darkest cravings as you finger, lick, and fuck the maid until she begs for release. Unlock every erotic moment and savor the raw intensity of this naughty maid’s submission.

Con-Quest is like getting lost in the horniest anime convention on earth, then realizing the dungeon is actually the dealer hall and every random encounter is a girl in a too-tight costume who wants to either fight you, fuck you, or both in the same five minutes. It pretends to be this goofy little RPG, with silly jokes and parody monsters, but after a while your brain just goes “ok whatever” and your hand is already on auto-pilot any time you see a new cosplay girl appear. The whole thing feels like someone mashed together a con schedule, a hentai folder, and an old-school RPG Maker project, then kept adding new lewd scenes every time fans yelled at them on Newgrounds and Patreon. It shouldn’t work as well as it does, but here we are.

The best part for me is how it doesn’t take itself seriously at all. You walk around this convention where everyone is half-naked and half-cursed, and suddenly you’re in a “battle” against some magical girl knockoff whose outfit looks like it lost a fight with gravity. You’re throwing items, doing simple attacks, trying to “capture” girls for your collection, and the game rewards you with these stupidly hot scenes where their outfits tear, or their spells misfire, or they end up tied up in some very not-PG pose. It’s like the game is constantly saying “yeah yeah, plot, whatever, here’s another horny cosplay disaster.” One second it’s joking about well-known anime titles, next second it’s just straight-up hentai with cum everywhere and you forgot there even was a quest log. Some of the humor lands hard, like when the boss thinks she’s this epic dark sorceress, but her attack animation looks like a cheap kids show and then her clothes pop off in a way that would absolutely get that show banned. Other jokes are just dumb and fall flat, but honestly by then you’re not reading, you’re staring at thighs.

I really like that it’s not polished in that AAA way. The sprites and CGs have this messy, horny energy, like the artist was giggling half the time drawing tits bigger than the character’s head, and the animations sometimes loop a bit weird, but it actually makes the whole thing feel more personal, more “made for us” instead of for some imaginary horny focus group. You wander around, bump into some girl dressed as a wizard, lose the fight on purpose just to see what the “punishment” scene is, then reload and win so you can see the other version too. There are these little moments, like when you’re in a random hallway with nothing happening, and suddenly you trigger a silly side event with a cosplayer whose costume is falling apart piece by piece while she tries to cast spells and keep her tits inside the fabric at the same time, and you just think “yes, this is the real endgame.” There are small things that annoy me, like how sometimes you want to replay a scene and the game makes you slog through a bit of clicking again and again, and you never quite know if you missed a secret lewd event or if it just isn’t there yet. But that kind of chaos is also what keeps me checking back for new episodes, seeing which character got turned into magical fodder next. If you want to squeeze everything out of it, my only real advice is: click on stupid stuff, lose on purpose sometimes, and never trust a girl in a cute outfit holding a magic staff. She’s either going to blast you or blow you, and honestly, both routes are worth seeing.